Chapter 202 New Year Special: Qi Xiaoshou's Strategies



2017, bid farewell to the old and usher in the new. Today is January 1, 2017. As of today, this article has been officially serialized for about six months.

Everyone is full of love for the characters in the play. Similarly, the queen also loves her son very much. I don’t know if you have seen enough of the small dramas in the past. Today we will have a big drama. I think it will work!

[Queen]: As the interviewer of this time, I want to say to the children who see this: Thank you.

[Qi Yan]: Thank you everyone, have you fallen in love with me after seeing me being ooxx so many times?

[Queen]: Son! In the new year, be elegant and not dirty!

[Qi Yan]: I can’t compare to you in terms of dirtiness... And don’t call me son, it makes me look small.

[Queen]: You are my product! You are my son! Son, son, son, son, son, son, son, son...

[Qi Yan]: ...mdzz.

[Empress]: Ahem, no more nonsense. This interview will mainly focus on the nature of my son, Qi Yan, to conduct a more in-depth interview and strategy experience. You who have seen so many worlds, do you want to know how my son feels every time he attacks?

[Qi Yan]: Stop talking nonsense and interview quickly. No one will cater to you.

[Empress]: ...You really don't give me face. Okay, the first question today: Son, when you were attacking the first world, you ran for several months in order to create an ambiguous effect. May I ask...where did you get the money to travel during those months?

[Qi Yan]: ...exm? ! [Black question mark??? ? ? ]

[Empress]: Answer quickly! Tell me where did you get that money from? Don't say I gave it to you, I don't have that much money.

[Qi Yan]: ...It came from investment. After all, it's not easy to have a big theater, can't you ask something that everyone likes to watch? It's ok to have meat scraps or something, do you really need to describe it so much?

[Empress]: Son, you complain too fast, I can't hear you. Okay, let's move on to the second question.

- When you and Luo Han made circles and crosses for the first time, were you really happy?

[Qi Yan]: ...Your question is flawed. The first time you made circles and crosses, I could only say that I was excited and secretly happy, because when I'm with someone I like, I won't care about anything else.

[Luo Han]: The topic has suddenly become dirty.

[Qi Yan]: Why did you suddenly show up, Wocao? Can you make a friendly guest appearance? ! (Shocked face)

[Luo Han]: I am the guest of honor. (Calm)

[Empress]: Yes, this is my eldest son from my first world.

[Qi Yan]: ...Why didn't you tell me about this first? At least you could have just informed me!

[Empress]: This is a surprise.

[Luo Han]: A surprise.

[Qi Yan]: ...What a surprise.

[Luo Han]: (Moving forward, French kiss. After that, calm face) Surprise?

[Qi Yan]: ...Get lost.

[Empress]: I didn't see anything just now, okay, let's move on to the next question.

——When you were imprisoned by Feng Yangao, did you ever think of jumping off the building?

[Qi Yan]: If it was the host's own idea, then he must have wanted to die many times... But if it was me, I think Feng Yangao is a fool... How could you choose to imprison someone if you love him? And you did it so ruthlessly! Announce to the outside world that the person is dead!

[Feng Yangao]: ... Well, this is indeed a problem. (Touching his chin in thought)

[Qi Yan]: Why are you here too? !

[Feng Yangao]: You invited me here. Are you happy to see me? (Lips curled evilly)

[Qi Yan]: Happy... (Conditioned reflex)

[Feng Yangao]: I am happy too.

[Empress]: Okay, I didn't see anything again, next question!

——What was it like being a brothel owner for the first time?

[Qi Yan]: The smell of rouge and powder stung my nose, so I asked Pu Yangzheng to redeem me and take me home quickly.

[Empress]: That’s right, Puyang Zheng has the most say.

[Qi Yan]: …He won’t come too, will he?

[Puyang Zheng]: Well, it’s the first time I redeem someone from a brothel, and it’s also the first time I redeem a man.

[Qi Yan]: Are you regretting it?

[Puyang Zheng]: (Hugs) Fortunately, fortunately, I’m lucky to have you.

[Empress]: Although I don’t know if you bother me, but we have to move on to the next question 233333.

——What are your inner thoughts when you fall into the doomsday.

[Qi Yan]: It’s like being screwed by a dog.

[Kang Ye]: …Are you unhappy? (Pinching the corner of Qi Yan’s clothes)

[Qi Yan]: (Blinded by the puppy-like eyes) I’m so happy, come, give me a pat on the head.

——This is your first time as another species, is there anything you find uncomfortable?

[Qi Yan]: I like rainy days, but paradoxically, I don't like water very much. In addition to the fact that I am not used to the fish tail, I was also very reluctant to swim in the ocean all the time in the beginning.

[Ke Li]: So I imprisoned you by my side.

[Qi Yan]: You are already the second Feng Yang Ao.

[Ke Li]: Oh no, don't mention other men in front of me.

——Is it fun to be np?

[Qi Yan]: Do you know what it means to be overwhelmed?

[Mang Xi]: I know. (Evil smile)

[Shi Ang]: Isn't it that every time Yan satisfies us, he is overwhelmed?

[Lu Er]: Yes, I think so too.

[Bao Ze]: Since you are not sure, let's try it next time.

——What is the secret to playing stupid and cute?

[Qi Yan]: I don't understand what you say, and I interpret what you ask me to do as the opposite. To put it nicely, it's called silly cuteness, to put it bluntly, it's called obsessive compulsive disorder!

[Lou Gu Xiu]: Come back quickly, Ao Lun is waiting for you to feed him.

[Qi Yan]: Go away, I'm the protagonist today! Everyone else has to stand aside! No!

[Lou Gu Xiu]: What did you say? (Narrowing his eyes)

[Qi Yan]: Prepare two buckets of meat, I will go back and feed them later.

——Have you ever thought about living as an actor until the day you die?

[Qi Yan]: I feel that I am an actor now, but unlike TV series and movies, I interpret every life.

[Niangniang]: This sentence is so well said. Although it is a quick travel, to be fair, every life of Qi Yan is interpreted with his true heart.

[Yu Kongjing]: My love.

[Qi Yan]: I feel that I have been very successful in this life of seduction. [Yu Kongjing]

: Thank you my love, this life is a seduction.

[Qi Yan]: You are dirty, and you are a scumbag. [

Yu Kongjing]: I admit that you are dirty, and I admit that I am a scumbag!

——Is the online game fun?

[Qi Yan]: I don’t like playing games, but games can really shock and move people.

[Xiao Yi]: You have to know when to stop playing games, after all, not everyone can meet true love.

[Qi Yan]: ... Today I am the protagonist, I refuse to abuse you, what are you doing on the first day of 2017!

[Xiao Yi]: Because it is the first day, so I want to give you a kiss, muah.

——Did you feel a little excited when you were SMed?

[Qi Yan]: That was torture! Stop SMing!!

[Bai Hao]: Honey, you are angry out of shame. [

Qi Yan]: I haven’t left you out enough, have you? Do you want to wait a few more years?

[Bai Hao]: Well, I can lock you up and let you belong to me only.

[Qi Yan]: This trick of yours has been used by the two people before...

[Bai Hao]: (squinting) There are many rivals in love.

[Empress]: Yes, there are quite a lot, but apart from today, you will never meet them in your life.

Although I don’t want it to end, but after so long, Empress has already opened so many world pits. Today, let everyone review the previous worlds, which can be regarded as a small special!

There is probably one more world, and this quick wear is about to end.

The next quick wear is waiting for you, will you renew the contract?

Oh, why do you say it seems to be over soon! Don’t worry! The last world in a few days will definitely be the most exciting!

The update will continue tomorrow~ Today, I am here to wish you all happiness and joy in the new year!

[Qi Yan]: Happy New Year’s Day and Happy New Year. (Heart)


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