Chapter 060 Do You Hate Your Kid?

[Hmm? Aquaman?]

[Xie Ge: His reputation was damaged.]

[It’s so funny, this kid has been a professional swindler for three years.]

[Zizi, three years old this year, has three years of experience of being a jerk to his father. Dog head.jpg]

"What is Aquaman?" Lili asked curiously.

Yanyan explained seriously: "The Sea King is the king of the sea. Little Dad is the Sea King and all the fish in the sea belong to Little Dad!"

"Wow! Uncle Xie is so awesome!"

"Uncle Xie is the king of the sea, what is Uncle Gu?"

"I know." This was considered asking about Lili's professional field, "She is the queen of the sea."

"Oh!" Fang Fang suddenly realized, "Then Uncle Gu is the Queen of the Sea! Uncle Gu is more powerful than Uncle Liu!"

Gu Yejin remained silent.

Liu Ruotong nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, Mr. Gu and Luo Shu are much better than me."

[It's so funny. I knew I shouldn't have any expectations for my kid.]

[Yanyan and Xie Ge are indeed father and son! Xie Ge: Cannon fodder = cannon fodder. Yanyan: Sea King = Sea King.]

[Boss Gu, hahahaha! I am dying of laughter! Hahaha! Queen of the Sea!]

[What are you laughing at? Our Yan Yanzi is the next Sea King! (Serious)]

"Ah!" When they got to the deck, a strong wind blew over, and Yanyan couldn't stand steadily and sat down on the ground, "Dad, the wind is blowing my kid~"

"Pfft." Xie Luoshu held back his laughter and pulled the baby up, patting the dust off the baby's body, "Are you okay, baby?"

"It's okay." Yanyan saw a row of fishing rods, "This one is so tall."

"This is used for fishing." As expected, no matter who it is, they will become a trap when facing Zaizai.

The adults held the fishing rods, and the kids were too young to do anything but just watched. But it was too boring, and after a while some of the kids couldn't wait any longer.

"Dad, haven't you caught anything yet?"

"Be patient," Liu Ruotong said calmly, "that's how fishing works."

"So boring..."

"It's a good day today." The crew's voice attracted the kids.

The boy asked curiously, "Uncle, what is this?"

"This is a fishing cage." The crew member took out a fish that was bigger than an adult's two palms. "Look, this is the fish we caught."

"Wow!" Xia Xia carefully reached out to touch it, and felt a smooth and cool touch on her fingertips. Xia Xia suddenly withdrew her hand, "It's cool."

The crew threw the fish into a bucket nearby: "We caught a lot this time."

The cubs moved to the side of the bucket, looked around it, and even left some space for the crew. The crew was right, it was a good catch today, there were already more than ten big fish in the bucket.

"Don't you want that fish?"

The crew threw a small fish back into the sea: "That fish is too small, it's still a baby fish."

"Baby fish can't eat it, but mother fish and father fish can eat it." Lu Lu understood.

It’s always hard to guess what a child might be thinking: “What if the fish baby’s parents are here?”

"Oh..." Fang Fang continued, "Then the uncle separated Yu Baobao's family!"

"Then uncle won't throw us out too, right?" Several kids took a step back in unison.

Crew: “…”

[Are you serious about taking a step back? Hahaha!]

[Crew: Let me explain! It's not that I don't have it!]

[This is so funny! The program organizers should just call it "The Persecution of the Cubs" instead of "The Cubs Are Coming"!]

[List of persecuted people: Director Zhu, Brother Xie, General Gu, Brother Liu, crew members...]

[I’m just curious, haha!]

[I just love to let my imagination run wild, that's normal.]

[Yes, my son came back from kindergarten and cried and told me that the teacher would not give him a small cake in the afternoon. I thought, isn’t this included in the tuition? Without saying anything, I called the teacher, and the teacher told me that the canteen had a fixed amount of one piece per person. My son had finished his own and wanted to have another piece, but the teacher said there was no more…]

[Hahaha! I can feel for you even through the screen.]

[Is kindergarten so good now? There are small cakes in the afternoon?]

[Yes, it's an afternoon snack. After eating, I'll have one more class and then go home.]

The crew waved their hands again and again: "No, no, no!"

"Hey!" Zou Jiayan, who was originally bored and almost paralyzed from waiting, stood up suddenly, "It's moving!"

"Ouch! Spin faster!"

"Wow!" The kids came over after hearing the noise, "Come on, uncle!"

"Hmm? No way." Just when Zou Jiayan was about to successfully turn the fishing rod, he felt it lighten. Sure enough, the fishing hook was empty and the bait was gone...

"Uncle? Where are the fish?" Lulu leaned on the railing and looked out.

Zou Jiayan said with regret: "The fish ran away."

"The fish ate the bait and ran away. It happens all the time." The crew member explained, and put new bait on Zou Jiayan. "This fish is very smart. Keep trying."

"Wow! Fish are so smart."

"So if you eat more fish, you can become as smart as fish," said Liu Ruotong.

"But..." Lili thought for a moment, "Fish are so smart, but they can still be caught. So humans are smarter. So we have to become smarter, right..."

Bai Xueling covered Lili's mouth with her hand: "Children's words are free of charge."

[! Lili! My baby! What are you talking about! ]

[Aba Aba Aba…]

"Dad, fish!" Yan Yan was sharp-eyed and saw that Gu Yejin's fishing rod moved.

With Zou Jiayan's experience as a lesson, Gu Yejin moved his fishing rod quickly and a big fish broke out of the water.

"Wow!" Several kids gave a very high emotional value, "Uncle is so great!"

Next, Xie Luoshu caught two fish in a row.

"Wow!" Xia Xia said, "Uncle Xie, you really are the King of the Sea. You caught two at once!"

Xie Luoshu: "...Xia Xia, Uncle Xie is not the Sea King."

"Impossible." Not only Xia Xia, but the other kids also believed it firmly. "Uncle Xie is the King of the Sea who caught two at once, and Uncle Gu is the Queen of the Sea who caught only one!"

Gu Yejin: "..." Why am I still here...

Xie Luoshu supported his forehead.

【Baby, thank you so much. 】

Yanyan blinked her eyes: You’re welcome, Daddy, this is what I should do!

After a while, Xie Luoshu caught another one.

Liu Ruotong looked at his motionless fishing rod and sighed: "Xiao Xie, have you ever fished before?"

"It's my first time fishing." Xie Luoshu said truthfully.

"Oh." Liu Rutong understood. Well, it should be the novice protection period! It's okay.

Then Xie Luoshu caught two more, and Gu Yejin also caught one.

Liu Ruotong: "..."

Liu Ruotong: "Xiao Xie, is your location good in terms of feng shui?"

"Probably." Xie Luoshu said with a smile, "Then Brother Liu, let's switch seats?"

"Okay, okay." Liu Ruotong achieved his goal.

but……

"Wow! Baby Dad! Aquaman!"

"Baby..." Xie Luoshu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Don't call daddy the Sea King."

"Why?" Yan Yan was puzzled.

"Well... because..." Xie Luoshu thought, he couldn't tell Yan Yanhai what King Hai really meant.

"Because this person is the King of the Sea." Xie Luoshu then realized that Gu Yejin was next to him.

Originally this position belonged to Zou Jiayan, who hadn't caught any fish for a long time but insisted that this position was not good! So when Gu Yejin suggested changing positions, he ran over happily.

Gu Yejin handed the phone to Yanyan. The phone was playing a clip from a movie, in which a man stood in the sea and controlled a school of fish.

Yanyan read it carefully twice: Hmm... okay, this uncle is indeed better than my little dad.

[Yes...he is indeed Aquaman.]

[Great! Xie Luoshu is overjoyed. Finally, he doesn’t have to be called the Sea King anymore!]

[Hahaha!]

[? Huh? Caught it again?]

[No... I really doubt whether Xie Luoshu is some kind of sea king...]

[Oh my god, Mr. Gu also caught it!]

[A couple returns home together?]

[Huh? I see. They not only suck cubs, but also fish…]

[This really annoyed Brother Liu, Sister Ling, and Xiaoyan who were standing by!]

They had caught enough fish, although most of them were caught by Xie Luoshu and Gu Yejin. Bai Xueling, who was not very good at fishing, didn't catch any. Zou Jiayan finally caught one with his own perseverance.

And Liu Ruotong finally caught three fish through some unknown means (? Actually, he got close to Xie Luoshu and Gu Yejin)! Congratulations!

"Are there no dolphins?" This is what the cubs are thinking about.

The crew came up to check several times, and finally said helplessly: "Sorry, maybe we are unlucky today."

"Ah... kids want to see dolphins." Several kids grabbed the railings.

"Wait a little longer." Xie Luoshu stuffed some biscuits into the kids' mouths. "What if the dolphins come out soon?"

But life is always full of regrets. When we returned, the dolphins still did not show up.

The crew could only say with regret: "We probably won't see any dolphins today."

"Do you have many chances to see dolphins?" Bai Xueling asked curiously. She also wanted to see dolphins.

"Not many." The crew shook his head. "Dolphins are naughty little guys. Sometimes they are there but just don't want to show up. So it's a very lucky thing to see dolphins."

"Dolphin!" Xia Xia grabbed the railing, "Where are you?"

"Xia Xia, what are you doing?"

"Call the dolphins." Xia Xia said seriously, "What if the dolphins don't know we are here? So we have to tell the dolphins that we are here."

"dolphin!"

Some of the kids thought it made sense!

"Okay, okay, be careful not to damage your voice." Bai Xueling reminded.

Yanyan was tired and went back to hug Xie Luoshu: "Little Dad, does Dolphin hate you and doesn't want to see you?"

"How could that be?" Xie Luoshu soothed, "Our cub is so cute. Maybe the dolphin is just taking a rest at this time."

"Then we can't disturb the dolphins' rest..."

"Well, you are so good, cub."

After the boat docked, the kids were obviously not in high spirits. Yanyan grabbed Xie Luoshu's clothes and refused to get off.

[Wooooooooo, I thought I saw dolphins.]

[I also thought that the cubs didn’t look very happy.]

[I guess this is their first time doing this, so they just need to experience it a few more times before they get better.]

[Yes, whose life is smooth sailing? Everyone has to go through it.]

[Really, it seems like I’m going to touch the cub.]

[Woo woo woo, our Yanyan cub, auntie kisses me! How could anyone dislike a cub?]

[Really? I saw it before. Someone smeared Yan Yan and even made a video saying Yan Yan was fat or just pretending. I was so angry that I started to curse him!]

[I lost it? Who is it? Come on! I fucked]

[Yan Yan probably didn’t see it, right?]

[That’s probably not the case. Yanyan is not very good at using mobile phones at this age.]