What if a person can't speak?
Fang Shan’s answer was: beat him up.
If one meal doesn’t work, then take it three times a day, at the same time as your meals.
After the fat man's face was stepped on, his whole face fell. He held the shoe print on his face and wanted to cry but couldn't cry: "I'll go get you a list right away."
No more mention of the rude topic of the nightmare.
Fang Shan thought he was going to go back and get it, and was about to turn back to find the crystal ball to continue talking about life, but unexpectedly the fat man took out a crumpled piece of paper from his pocket.
"Carry it with you?"
The fat man muttered, "What else?"
Even if he dug a hole to bury it, he was worried about encountering treasure hunters and causing the matter to be exposed.
Fang Shan: "Aren't you afraid of losing it?"
The fat man patted his chest and said, "If the weight on my body is reduced by even one gram, I can feel it."
“…”
What kind of talent skill is this?
Wei Sushen left Fang Shan in a daze while he took the list and glanced at it. He remembered a few of the people on the list. Their families were on good terms with the Mo family, and they were all children who were not given much attention in big families.
After all, we are like grasshoppers tied to a rope. After the fat man finished complaining, the little fat man pointed to a name at the bottom.
"This person is quite radical. You can start with him."
"Li Buzeng." Fang Shan suddenly came over and said, "That's an interesting name."
He was leaning on Wei Sushen's shoulder, and the latter could clearly feel the warm breath on his neck. Wei Sushen glanced at him, but didn't deliberately avoid it. "It's a pity that it doesn't suit your taste."
Fang Shan nodded as if the chick was pecking at rice.
The fat man was curious: "Does the name have aesthetics?"
Fang Shan: "Does your name have more than twenty strokes in total?"
The fat man calculated and shook his head.
Fang Shan looked disgusted and said coldly, "Then you have no right to talk to me."
“…”
Fang Shan patted the fat man on the shoulder and said, "See you next time."
The fat man shook his hand excitedly: "You must succeed."
If his family knew what he was doing, they would definitely put him in solitary confinement for a few years.
Fang Shan: "I said that day in the square: one blow must be countered by another blow. Similarly, one evil cult must be suppressed by another."
“…”
After hearing what he said, the fat man felt even more confused.
When he came to his senses, Fang Shan had disappeared. Fatty was lost and thought for a long time, realizing that the only thing he could do was burn incense and pray for things to go smoothly.
Fang Shan naturally returned to the square and began to share his evil plan with Crystal Ball.
"It's not the right time yet." Fang Shan stroked its bald head out of habit and said, "Wait until night when no one is around, and then sneak into the dormitory to find us."
The crystal ball flashed, and it was unclear whether it agreed or disagreed. At least Wei Sushen on the side didn't see it, and first raised other questions: "Can it walk?"
Fang Shan was puzzled: "I have hands and feet, why can't I walk?"
Have hands?
Wei Sushen glanced at the smooth crystal ball.
Have feet?
He took another look and then shook his head.
Fang Shan: "What's wrong?"
"It's okay," Wei Sushen said calmly, "My eyesight has been declining rapidly recently. Please continue."
Fang Shan said "Oh" and turned to chat with the crystal ball.
It took half an hour for them to finish their conversation.
Fang Shan started to put his arm around Wei Sushen again: "Remember not to lock the door at night."
“…”
It was clearly a normal thing, but when he said it, it suddenly seemed inexplicably vulgar.
After returning to the dormitory, Fang Shan stretched out on the bed: "I've been busy all day, I'm so tired."
Wei Sushen looked at the occupied resting place and said matter-of-factly, "You only talked."
Fang Shan rolled himself back and forth like fried rice: "The host didn't take my movement program into account, that is, my brain cells."
To be honest, Wei Sushen has never defeated Fang Shan.
In the evening, the crystal ball arrived as promised.
When Wei Sushen saw it slipping into the room, he saw Fang Shan's shadow on a spherical object.
Fang Shan had already fallen asleep, and Crystal Ball was a coward, so he didn't provoke anyone who might be in a bad mood, and came to Wei Sushen.
It was motionless, with only occasional flickering light from within.
Wei Sushen: "...are you talking to me?"
The crystal ball remains the same, but the frequency of fluctuations is longer.
Wei Sushen turned around and woke Fang Shan up.
Fang Shan turned over and threw a pillow at him: "What are you doing so late at night?"
Wei Sushen pointed to the crystal ball and said, "Make it speak human language."
Fang Shan sighed and had no choice but to get up. He squatted in front of the crystal ball and said sleepily, "In your dream later, remember to change my height and his size, and add two masks."
The crystal ball flashed three times.
"No need to change it too drastically, just make him shorter. As for me, a big chest and a thin waist is fine."
“…”
This was not the first time Fang Shan had entered someone else's dream, but it was the first time for Wei Sushen.
When he saw a bizarre world, he still felt a sense of freshness.
The faces of the people on the street were blurry. After walking a few steps forward, a magnificent mansion appeared in front of me.
Wei Sushen: "Do you want to go in?"
"Wait." Fang Shan: "Let me put away the fake breasts, then..."
Before he could finish his words, he was dragged inside.
The mansion was full of servants, but they seemed to ignore the two strangers who suddenly appeared and continued to do their own things mechanically.
Fang Shan: "Dreams are a very magical thing. Here, you are the king."
Wei Sushen did not deny it and curled the corners of his mouth.
"How about it?" Fang Shan: "Do you want me to invite you to visit me in my dream?"
Wei Sushen refused rationally.
Fang Shan volunteered: "My dream is very interesting."
Wei Sushen gave up thinking about what he meant by "interesting" and said, "Let's go find Li Buzeng first."
Fang Shan pointed to the main hall in front: "It will probably be there."
Children who long for attention will inevitably fantasize about their life as the head of the family.
When they walked into the main hall, they saw a person sitting on the main seat, dressed very luxuriously.
When he saw someone coming in, he suddenly stood up from his seat: "Who are you!"
Fang Shan raised an eyebrow at Wei Sushen, indicating that he was definitely not the wrong person.
Wei Sushen nodded. Compared with others, the person in front of him had rich expressions and was aware of their presence.
"Someone come!"
Before Li Buzeng could even finish his words, Fang Shan said with a smile, "With such little courage, no wonder you can only summon wind and rain in your dreams."
The transformation of the crystal ball was very successful. Fang Shan now looked like a peerless enchantress. The half-covered mask made her look even more mysterious.
Even when Wei Sushen is silent, he has an aura that keeps people at a distance. When the two of them stand together, it's obvious that they are not someone to be trifled with.
People who have cultivated telekinesis are different from ordinary people. They can stay half awake in their dreams. Once they encounter external attacks, they can even summon nightmares to fight back immediately.
Li Busheng's telekinesis was already in the third range, and he quickly realized that these two people were outsiders in his dream.
Can you invade other people's dreams?
Li Buzeng felt a chill in his heart and did not dare to act rashly.
"We have no ill intentions." Fang Shan said with a smile.
Wei Sushen stood aside, wondering whether he should remind him that whenever he spoke with this expression and in a similar tone, an evil aura would appear from the system.
Sure enough, Li did not feel any kindness at all.
"Who are you?" He subconsciously took two steps back.
Fang Shan: "I am the Lady of the Nine Heavens." Then he pointed at Wei Sushen and said: "This is the Father of the Nine Heavens."
“…”
Wei Sushen had a cold face, and Fang Shan curled his lips: "I understand, I will be serious."
He coughed and spoke again: "Didn't you ask us to come?"
Li Buzeng frowned: "I don't understand."
Fang Shan: "You've been doing this for a long time, are you thinking of changing your approach?"
Li Buzeng's expression changed as if he had thought of something.
Fang Shan: "Your qualifications are not bad, but whether in the Li family or the Imperial Academy, you are destined not to achieve much. Only by coming here to develop will you have a place."
Li Buzeng: "What do you mean there?"
Fang Shan made a gesture to keep quiet: "Asking questions when you already know the answer is not a good habit."
Li Buzeng's forehead was covered in cold sweat: "Evil demon?"
Fang Shan showed the fake tattoo on his wrist and it flashed quickly in front of him.
"Strange..." Li Zeng didn't have time to see clearly.
Fang Shan cleared his throat and said, "Yes, it's the religion you were thinking of."
Wei Sushen was beside him and didn't feel any blushing or heartbeat from the system at all.
Li Buzheng clenched his fists: "I need to think about it again."
"I'm afraid you've misunderstood." Fang Shan's smile faded. "Since we've come to you, you only have two choices."
Li Buzhen's face turned pale: "Agree or die, right?"
Fang Shan put on a smile again and took out a white pill like a magic trick: "Here, eat it."
Although Li never comforted himself that this was a dream and that eating something would not affect reality, he felt even more uneasy when he thought that they could come and go freely in other people's dreams.
"My patience is limited. Three, two..."
In the countdown without any warning, Li Buzhi grabbed the pill from his palm and took it.
"It's just a small trick to prevent betrayal." Fang Shan said calmly: "If you make merit in the future, I will naturally give you the antidote."
Originally, Fang Shan had a lot more to say, but unfortunately the crystal ball could only provide limited mental power, so he couldn't stay there for too long.
After waking up from the dream, I opened my eyes and saw crystal light flashing.
Fang Shan looked at the crystal ball floating in the air and said, "Don't play pranks."
Seeing him start chatting with different species again, Wei Sushen shook his head: "You two do have common topics."
Fang Shan: "Although it's bald, it still looks good."
Wei Sushen felt that his eyesight was not impaired, but that he was blind, and he could not see at all where the good things he mentioned were reflected.
Fang Shan sighed, "360 degrees without a blind spot!"
Wei Sushen emphasized: "It is a sphere."
Just as he finished speaking, his face was suddenly held in his hands. Wei Sushen was startled for a moment and turned his face slightly: "What are you doing?"
Fang Shan: "Look closely, the host isn't bad looking either, just a little bit inferior."
"That's a sphere!"
The sudden increase in volume startled Fang Shan, who shrugged, "Why are you so excited?"
Just like a cat whose tail is stepped on.
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