Chapter 356 Fatty Fan: I Want to Be a Mother



Magic City, photo studio In a living room, Wei Yang and Fan Xiaopang were wearing matching outfits and sitting on the sofa, just like a couple, playing around, chatting, being intimate, and occasionally saying some earthy love words.

This scene has nothing to do with the plot, it is just a form of Easter egg. The original version was for the promotion of short videos, and a few short clips were specially shot.

There are no short videos now, but Wei Yang feels that this method is not useless. Even if the effect is not good, it is worth it as an easter egg.

This kind of interaction between young lovers is a piece of cake for Wei Yang and Fan Xiaopang, and their every move is full of tacit understanding and sweetness.

It’s like two real couples living together showing their daily life.

Even the crew members watching the show didn’t know whether the two really had good acting skills or were simply acting in their true colors.

If Wei Yang knew what they were thinking, he would definitely refute it. Of course, it was just an act. Normally, the two of them were not so pretentious. If they were intimate, it would be much more exciting and passionate than this.

Just like Fan Xiaopang muttered about being cold just now, half hugging him and leaning against him.

If there really was a similar scene, she would be sitting in Wei Yang's arms, or stuffing her legs and feet into Wei Yang's arms or even into his clothes. Sometimes, it might be Wei Yang stuffing his legs into her arms, and his hands and feet wouldn't be too honest, or she could just wrap herself in a blanket...

But when it comes to making a movie, you just have to show your appreciation for it. If you really shoot it like this, even if Wei Yang can control the backyard, the bureau may not give him a pass.

Besides, Wei Yang just wanted to keep his boudoir affairs to himself; he never showed them off to outsiders, let alone photograph them.

It's fine if it's done in private, but Wei Yang thinks it's wrong to talk about this kind of thing publicly, especially when it involves a partner, regardless of whether it's a man or a woman.

After a few clips, it was the last scene, where Wei Yang crossed his legs and asked questions to Fan Xiaopang, who was sitting with his knees hugged.

"You know what? I heard that one out of every three people is single."

"I am not."

"What a coincidence, I'm not one either."

"Who is that?"

The two people who were originally looking at each other looked at the camera, then pointed their fingers with teasing smiles on their faces.

Photographer: “…”

He doesn't know how many people were hurt in the cinema because of this scene in the future, but what is certain is that he now wants to smash the camera.

After the director called out "Cut", Wei Yang thought about it and decided to record one more take. The term "single dog" is somewhat sarcastic and self-deprecating. It is hard to pinpoint when it became popular, but it probably originated from the line in "A Chinese Odyssey" "He's like a dog".

Normally, this kind of word is mostly used on the Internet, and it is not that offensive. It is just a kind of Internet slang, but it is still somewhat derogatory.

If it is used in film and television, some people might question it or even try to lead the discussion, so it is better to record a version with normal language just in case.

Wei Yang was reborn and had experienced the harsh network environment in later generations. He was more sensitive to this aspect and would often make more preparations to be on the safe side.

In fact, sometimes Wei Yang also appreciates the current Internet environment.

Although there are many monsters and demons, the overall environment is relatively relaxed. People are not that violent and have few sensitive points. Most netizens are also relatively easy-going. Those who are too picky will be ridiculed and excluded.

Of course, the Internet environment of later generations also has its own advantages, but a relaxed Internet environment also has profound disadvantages.

For example, Wei Yang is often disgusted by some public intellectuals and demons and monsters, and many things are indeed easy to cross the line.

Wei Yang didn't say which environment was better, he couldn't control it, just went with the flow, everyone had their own way of playing...

"It's done!"

After recording another backup take, the filming of "Time Raiders" was completed.

The filming progress of this movie was actually not very fast. It started at the end of February and ended in early June, with a total shooting time of about three months.

The film has simple scenes, the actors have a good understanding of each other, and the shooting is not difficult. It should have been completed in two months. The reason why it was delayed for three months is mainly because the two leading actors were too busy.

For example, Fan Xiaopang, with her status, it is difficult for her to stay in the crew all the time to film, and she has to take leave for many activities and business.

The same was true for Wei Yang. He also had some personal matters to deal with, and his previous dealings with Huanrui had more or less taken up some time.

Of course, the two of them also had some other selfish motives. The longer the filming took, the longer they would spend together.

There is no need to say much about Fan Xiaopang. If the time is right, of course he would like to spend more time with his little lover.

Boss Wei expressed disdain, saying that he should exercise moderation and stay healthy, but in reality, he never refused when Fatty Fan broke the rules and flirted with him.

Putting aside the feelings, just in terms of the feeling of sexual pleasure, Fan is the best woman Wei Yang has ever met, and sometimes he is reluctant to part with this enchantress.

"call……"

Wei Yang turned over and got off the horse, then let out a long breath. Fat Fan was no longer strong enough, and he slumped down on the bed, gritting his teeth.

"It's killing me."

"Didn't you say to give it your all? This is my respect for you as my opponent."

"Nonsense! If I hadn't drunk too much at the wrap-up party, would you be my opponent?"

"How can a defeated general talk about courage?"

Wei Yang smiled disdainfully. He had been avoiding Fan Xiaopang before, not because he was really weak, but because he was afraid of delaying his work and even more afraid of hurting his body, so he stopped there.

If he really has no scruples, it would be no problem to deal with Fatty Fan.

Today we also had the wrap-up banquet, which was considered a separation battle. When Fatty Fan started to yell, Boss Wei used all his strength to severely whip this ignorant little girl.

"Go wash up."

Wei Yang asked Fan Xiaopang to take a bath, but the latter was too tired to move at all, so Wei Yang had to hold him and take a bath together.

"I watched the news today and saw a new program on Hunan TV."

While taking a bath, Fat Fan suddenly started talking about something. Wei Yang lay comfortably in the bathtub and replied lazily.

"What show?"

"It seems to be a copyright imported from South Korea, and it's called something like Daddy..."

"Where Are We Going, Dad?" is a parent-child program.

"Yes, yes, you know that?"

"Well, we tried to obtain the copyright of this program before, but they didn't like Blue Whale and chose to cooperate with Hunan TV."

The copyrights of Korean variety shows are not sold to just anyone. They have to ensure that such overseas programs operate normally and even successfully, so that they can make more money, create a brand effect, and even provide feedback to their own original programs.

Blue Whale is not an unknown star, and is even more attractive than ordinary TV stations.

But local satellite TV giants like Hunan TV are no match for them, not to mention that they already have successful cases like "I Am a Singer", which is definitely a plus.

Although it's a pity for Wei Yang, he also knows what's right for him. Being greedy will not end well. For now, "Running Man" is enough for him for the time being.

Even if you want to create a new program, you have to wait until the team is trained. If you don’t have enough strength and foundation, and you want to become fat in one go, you might choke to death one day.

"I saw the candidates for the show circulating outside, and it seems that Li Xiang's daughter is one of them. She is only a few years older than me, and her daughter is old enough to participate in the show."

Wei Yang's hand, which had been sliding on her body, stopped for a moment and then returned to normal.

"Why, you want to be a mother?"

"It's time to get anxious. My mom at home has also hinted to me."

"How do you cope?"

"Just fooling around. I'm just a child myself. How can I possibly get married and have kids? I can delay it as long as I can."

"I don't think you can handle your bunch of girlfriends."

"You see through it but don't say it."

"Pooh."

Fat Fan rolled his eyes, but did not mention it again. His eyes were a little gloomy, and Wei Yang also fell silent. Even the thief's hand became much more honest unconsciously.

The next day, when Wei Yang woke up, Fan Xiaopang had already left. He left him a message on WeChat and even made him breakfast.

Wei Yang walked around and ate a sandwich with milk. He looked at the heart made of ketchup on the fried egg and Fan Xiaopang's belongings that had been cleaned up in the living room. The breakfast in his mouth became tasteless.

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"What the hell is this?"

In the afternoon, Wei Yang left home to go to work at the company. Before leaving, he called a cleaning lady to clean the house inside and out.

The situation has been special these days and the nanny has rarely come home. Now that it’s over, it’s time to do a thorough cleaning.

When he arrived at the company, Wei Yang walked around up and down.

Because he is filming in Shanghai, he would come over when he is free, but he usually goes straight to the meeting room or office and rarely appears in the public office area.

Blue Whale, Publicity Department

Wei Yang appeared quietly behind an employee, who was busy photoshopping, browsing Tianya Community, and hanging out in the group, having a lot of fun.

Boss Wei has good eyesight. He quietly peeked into the chat group and saw that the topic was the recently released "Dwelling in Fuji Mountain".

[This movie is so bad, I can't make any sense of it, it makes me sick]

[I didn't expect King Liu to take on such a bad movie. I went there for him and I regret it so much]

[He is the king of bad movies. And Lin Chi-ling, has she produced any good works since her debut?]

[I can’t say that. Andy Lau’s previous film “The Disciples” was pretty good. It also depends on the director.]

[I don't care. From now on, this guy's credit score will be reduced to zero with me.]

[It was my first time watching a movie and seeing so many people calling the director an idiot and then calling themselves idiots]

[This movie is definitely money laundering]

[Is it really that ugly? I want to see it for myself]

[Don't go, waste of money]

【……】

Wei Yang found it funny. At this time the employees finally realized something was wrong. They looked back and were stunned.

"Wei...Mr. Wei."

"Work hard."

Slacking off at work was not a big deal, and Wei Yang did not make things difficult for him. He just gave him some instructions and then slowly left. Only the director of the publicity department, who rushed over after hearing the news, glared at the person in charge.

"No need to follow me, just go about your business. I'll just take a look, and that employee shouldn't make a fuss."

"knew."

Wei Yang waved everyone away and strolled around two more departments. However, compared to the Propaganda Department which was caught off guard by his first inspection, the departments behind him naturally had people tipping off and even keeping a tight watch.

Therefore, what Boss Wei saw and looked at were all the employees of Blue Whale working diligently. It can be said that the company was full of vitality and everything was flourishing.

Wei Yang did not disappoint and continued his inspection. He basically visited every department and even several companies above before returning to the office.

He certainly didn't expect that just showing up would motivate all the employees to work hard.

But as a boss, you can delegate power, but you cannot really be invisible. You have to show your face and find faults from time to time to prevent the subordinates from becoming unruly and not taking you seriously.

Back in the office, Wei Yang felt a throbbing pain in his temples when he looked at the pile of documents and reports brought by his secretary Hu Ya.

But he had to watch it, so Wei Yang could only bury his head in work. When he got tired of reading, he would daydream and think about the chat record he had just read.

With the arrival of June, the summer season has officially kicked off. The first batch of movies released is the hit movie "Dwelling in Mount Fuji".

The main producers of this film are China Film Group and Media Asia, and the lineup and cost are still very impressive.

The male and female protagonists are King Liu and Zhang Jingchu, and the supporting roles include Tong Dawei, Sister Zhiling, Siqin Gaowa, etc. It is not only the hit movie in June, but also the leading domestic film in the entire summer season.

It’s a pity that this movie, which was given high hopes, ended up being a disaster…

Since the movie was released, it has received a lot of negative reviews, and every audience who has seen the movie has criticized it.

The Douban score even exceeded that of "Robot" and "Painted Skin", which were criticized in the past two years, and fell below 3 points, making it a hot contender for Douban's worst movie.

In fact, if it weren’t for the brilliant director Bi who suddenly emerged and shocked the entire Chinese-language film industry.

"Fuji Mountain Residence" has an influence far beyond other bad movies, and I'm afraid it will be forever fixed on the pillar of shame of "Douban's Worst Movie".

However, this movie is not just bad!

There are thousands of bad movies, but most of them are unknown and no one cares about them. However, movies like "Dwelling in the Fuchun Mountains" and "Tiny Times" can become popular and be recorded in the history of Chinese-language movies forever.

It’s not because they are extremely bad like "Dreaming of Show Business", but because although they are bad, their box office is not bad, and they are even profitable.

Especially "Fuji Mountain Residence", this movie had such terrible reputation that it even started the "ugly aesthetics" marketing.

Other movies spread through word of mouth. People hear how good a movie is, so they go to see it out of curiosity.

Everyone has heard how bad this movie is, so they can't help but be curious and want to see how bad it is, so they go to the cinema.

This "abnormal" and irrational market led to the film being heavily criticized, and even brought a certain degree of negative impact and harm to the entire Chinese-language film industry.

Wei Yang didn't care about "Dwelling in Mount Fuji", but he was worried about "Tiny Times" which was coming soon.

For this movie, Jade Shrimp, he is the third largest producer, tied with Tianyu, after Huanrui and another company. I hope he will not be blamed for the bad movie.

But Wei Yang soon felt relieved.

Blue Whale and Emerald Shrimp cannot be confused. The latter is a film and television investment company. In most cases, it only contributes money but does not put in effort. It does not participate in the creation of films. Moreover, Emerald Shrimp has invested in so many film crews, and bad films cannot be blamed on the financiers.

In the movie "Tiny Times", Wei Yang didn't mix anything else in except Tang Yan.

Therefore, Boss Wei expressed it with confidence.

"Tiny Times" is bad, and the screenwriter and director Guo Xiaosi is to blame. What does this harmless investor have to do with him...

(End of this chapter)


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