Chapter 469: Emoji Master and Bedroom Trio



Police Office

Wei Yang and Li Jiahang were sitting behind the table in police uniforms, seemingly listening attentively with a somewhat odd look on their faces, while Deng Chao in front of them was gesticulating and describing his experience.

"...and an octopus with tentacles so long...and then I jumped into the sea..."

As he spoke, Wei Yang's and Li Jiahang's faces became more and more distorted. Wei Yang had begun to half cover his face with his hands, his shoulders slightly shaking. Li Jiahang lowered his head, then couldn't help laughing, and quickly stopped, with a serious face, but couldn't help curling up the corners of his mouth, and immediately smoothed it out.

Deng Chao immediately exploded: "What are you laughing at?"

“I think of happy things.”

"What's up."

Li Jiahang lied in all seriousness: "My wife gave birth to a child."

Wei Yang next to him couldn't help laughing now. When questioned by Deng Chao, he could only grit his teeth and hold back his laughter, and replied seriously.

"I'm happy for him."

Deng Chao: “…”

What followed was a typical Stephen Chow-style nonsensical question and answer session, in which Deng Chao narrated a true story in a serious and sincere tone, but what he said seemed extremely outrageous to normal people.

The two policemen didn't believe it at all, but due to their profession and Deng Chao's request, they had to deal with it seriously. However, faced with the outrageous facts, they could only force themselves to hold back their laughter.

This contrasting plot, combined with the previous plot, makes the audience laugh.

And Stephen Chow would design some details during the process to create a more layered progression, making the lines and plots look ordinary but actually very funny.

A similar example is the conversation between Mr. Kongxu and the old maid in "Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons".

In fact, if you carefully analyze the lines and plot, you will find that it is not funny, and it is even a bit awkward.

But Stephen Chow was able to make this segment very funny, it could even be said to be the finishing touch, able to amuse most of the audience, this is his skill as the king of nonsensical comedy.

Comedy is difficult to shoot, and nonsensical ones are even more challenging.

Over the years, there have been countless comedians who have imitated Stephen Chow's style, but only a handful of them have been able to make a name for themselves, and even fewer have been able to grasp the essence of it.

Although Wei Yang is unhappy with Wen Zhang, it has to be said that among the protagonists in Stephen Chow's later films, he has the most outstanding performance.

Deng Chao's performance can only be described as mediocre. His own comedy style is more like the silly one in "The Breakup Master", which is somewhat different from Stephen Chow's nonsensical style.

Actually, Luo Xiaozhu is quite good, he is quite in line with Stephen Chow's style, but it's a pity that he can't carry the main role.

There is no way, the actor in the world who is most suitable for director Zhou Xingchi is Zhou Xingchi himself.

Wei Yang and his partner were filming the scene of laughing wildly after Deng Chao left. Stephen Chow was afraid that Boss Wei would not be able to relax, so he wanted to demonstrate it himself later.

Unexpectedly, Wei Yang's performance was much better than he expected. He clapped his knees with his armrests, tilted his head back and bent over to laugh wildly. He didn't need any reminder from him at all. He just needed a little adjustment to pass.

"Mr. Wei, you are actually very talented in comedy."

After the cameo segment was finished, Stephen Chow came over to express his gratitude and couldn't help but say something, which made Wei Yang smile.

"This is all from watching your movies when I was a kid."

People of Wei Yang’s age were introduced to movies mainly through video halls and DVD players, mainly Hong Kong films.

Stephen Chow, who was extremely popular in the 1990s, was undoubtedly the main force in selling regular movies and pirated discs in video halls in mainland China at that time. Wei Yang, who was in middle school at that time, often saw Hong Kong comedy movies starring Stephen Chow at his classmates' homes.

So what Wei Yang said was not an exaggeration, which is why he has always had a certain filter for Stephen Chow.

"Mr. Wei's comedy style is different from mine. He pays more attention to the coordination of plot and lines, and is relatively restrained. I have seen your films "Famous" and "Time Travelers", which have some stage style. It is a relatively relaxed style that makes you smile..."

When talking about comedy, Stephen Chow was not so taciturn anymore. Even Wei Yang didn't expect that he had actually studied his own works.

Wei Yang was a little itchy: "Actually, my new work for the Spring Festival is also a comedy. The style is more exaggerated than before, and it also borrows some nonsensical attributes. If you have time, Master Xing can help give me some advice."

Mr. Xing agreed readily: "No problem, let's make an appointment after we finish our work here."

Compared with ordinary sponsors, putting aside the differences in cooperation, Stephen Chow actually has a good impression of Wei Yang.

Because the two people's identities are more similar, both are successful creators + businessmen, and they are also the kind of people who have made their way from scratch.

It's hard to say whether they appreciate each other, but at least from Stephen Chow's perspective, he can vaguely see some of his own shadow in Wei Yang.

The guest appearance finally ended. Wei Yang was fine, but Li Jiahang still felt a little unsatisfied.

"Not satisfied?"

Wei Yang asked jokingly, and the latter nodded: "Don't underestimate this scene, the rhythm is good and the shooting is smooth. Ordinary directors don't have this skill. I benefited a lot from it."

A good actor can make a good director, and the guidance and training of an excellent director can also benefit the actor throughout his career.

Actors try their best to squeeze into the crews of many big directors. In addition to the opportunity to become famous, being guided by big directors is of great help to the actors' professional level.

The acting profession is more or less a bit metaphysical.

There are also some rumors in the industry about ordinary actors who became enlightened and completely transformed because of a role or even a single shot.

Li Jiahang does not have as many opportunities to work with big directors as Wei Yang. Today he had his first taste of something good, but in the end he only had a brief taste. Of course he felt itchy inside.

"It's no use itching, it's your fault that you don't live up to expectations and people don't like you."

If it was another girl, Wei Yang might have said a few words of comfort, but facing his good brother Li Jiahang, he immediately made a few sarcastic remarks.

"What's the big deal? Just because it's not suitable this time doesn't mean it won't work in the future. Stephen Chow just praised me a little bit. Maybe he'll ask me to star in his next movie."

"Did you drink behind my back last night? You were just talking nonsense when you were drunk."

"cut."

Li Jiahang raised his middle finger, then ran off to take a photo with Stephen Chow, preparing to post it on Weibo to show off.

Seeing this, Wei Yang moved over. The two men were wearing police uniforms, were tall, and had bright smiles. They sandwiched the unkempt and somewhat socially anxious Stephen Chow in the middle, making it look like the people's police triumphantly catching a thief.

Li Jiahang felt something was wrong so he pulled Deng Chao over and changed their positions, and then things seemed a little more normal.

Wei Yang did not stay in the crew for long. After finishing his guest role, he and Li Jiahang prepared to return to Shanghai.

On the way to the airport, Li Jiahang was still picking out pictures to post on Weibo, his mouth full of narcissism.

"I didn't realize before that I look so handsome in a police uniform. I have to take a role in a police drama, otherwise my qualifications will be wasted."

Wei Yang glanced at him. Whether he could play a role in a police drama in the future was another matter, but this image might become a regular in ghost videos.

Speaking of which, Li Jiahang can be considered a master of emoticons!

If this is coupled with a famous scene of a mermaid police officer laughing wildly, maybe Li Jiahang will be able to compete with Brother Kun in the future...

The Shenzhen Stock Exchange and the Shenzhen Stock Exchange are both very close, and the straight-line flight time is only about two hours. Considering the time on the road and on standby, it will be evening when you get off the plane.

Li Jiahang didn't bring anything with him for his guest appearance, and he traveled light with a small entourage. When Wei Yang came back from Thailand, his assistant bodyguard directly pushed out four large boxes.

This is the part that has been processed. The other part has been reported for shipment in advance and shipped back to the country early, otherwise there would be more than enough space for a few more boxes.

There's no way around it. Boss Wei has so many people going and is unwilling to compromise. All kinds of things are fully equipped, so the logistical pressure is naturally not small.

Because they wasted some time dealing with the luggage, Wei Yang and his friends came out a little late, and they did not go through the VIP channel. As a result, when they arrived at the airport lobby, they saw a large group of people in the distance.

"It's broken, the itinerary is missing."

Wei Yang’s first reaction was that his fans came to block him. This kind of situation happens frequently for top stars.

However, Wei Yang's itinerary has always been kept secret, and in most cases he goes directly through the VIP channel and is picked up by a special person and car. Even if you know his itinerary and block him at the airport, you still can't catch him unless he has a public appearance at an event.

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Just when Wei Yang and the others were a little confused and even planned to go back and leave through the VIP channel, Li Jiahang pointed at the signs in the hands of those people with sharp eyes.

"Don't worry, it's not directed at you."

Wei Yang looked carefully and breathed a sigh of relief. He saw that the light boards were all filled with Tfboys' cheering slogans. These should be the fans of the three little ones.

“Are these three so popular now?”

Li Jiahang didn't know these newcomers and didn't understand why, but Boss Wei still had some knowledgeable people around him.

For example, assistant Wei Fei is responsible for many of Wei Yang's daily trivial tasks, one of which is to understand the trends in the circle and remind Wei Yang when he is not clear, so as to avoid unnecessary mistakes.

"These three kids are quite popular on the Internet. They are said to be idols who are trained by some kind of organization. They have many older sister and mother fans. Not only are their numbers considerable, but their spending power is also very strong."

In the entertainment industry, especially in the current environment of the rise of traffic and fan economy, the value of the last few words is extremely high.

Even though Wei Yang already knew a little about the three kids, he didn't expect that they would have established a certain foundation so quickly.

The group of people stayed quietly for a while, waiting for the three little ones to show up at the airport, which caused a sensation among fans. Various cheers and encouragements were heard, and gifts were stuffed upon them.

Boss Wei has seen many storms and this scene is nothing.

When he was promoted to a top star, his fans would surround the door whenever he appeared on TV. Public airport pick-up activities would require at least an intensified camp, and it was not uncommon to see tens of thousands of people at fan meeting events.

Therefore, for Wei Yang, the current treatment of the three little ones is just a minor matter.

But it is this kind of small-scale action that many artists cannot catch up with. Even for Li Jiahang, if his team does not communicate with the fan group in advance or has important schedules, it would be difficult for so many fans to spontaneously receive the letter and come to pick him up at the airport.

But now, these three underage boys have done it.

Wei Yang had expected this, but the others were more emotional. This completely overturned their experience and concepts in the entertainment industry over the years.

"Things are developing too fast now. I find that I can hardly understand many things in the circle."

Li Jiahang was very sad. If it were a few years ago, he would never have believed it even if he was beaten to death that a few little boys could have fans comparable to those of popular young actors and actresses just by acting cute and singing online.

"You don't understand? What you really can't understand is what's behind it."

Wei Yang was very calm. This was just the beginning. The traffic era had just begun. Many things in the future would be difficult for today's artists to imagine and understand.

This is the general trend and it cannot be changed. Even if there are not three little ones, there will be five little ones or four little ones. The success of the training system shows that there is great potential in the market.

At least it is gratifying that artists in the era of traffic have largely resisted the impact of Korean culture.

Wei Yang and his team did not show up, but stayed quietly to watch, and then quietly left the airport.

Li Jiahang wanted to follow Wei Yang to his home for a free meal, but was chased away by Wei Yang.

After he left, Wei Yang was free and drove to Ningjingdongfang.

This time, Boss Wei has finally learned his lesson.

The specific time of returning to Shanghai was not disclosed, only a vague range was given for easy operation. At the same time, all the door locks were replaced with fingerprint unlocking, and an induction camera was installed in the entrance hall, connected to the front door, which would record the entry and exit of the house for a week.

In this way, Wei Yang only needs to check the video footage of Tang Yan's comings and goings in recent days, and he doesn't have to worry about the terrifying incident of Liu Shishi suddenly appearing in Tang Yan's bed, and safety is greatly improved.

After locking the door and entering, Wei Yang already knew that Tang Yan had returned, but when he didn't see anyone in the living room, he went to the bedroom.

The person was indeed lying on the bed and sleeping!

Wei Yang, who had been single for two months, couldn't help but make a move on Tang Yan. Tang Yan was woken up and when she saw it was Wei Yang, she was surprised and happy. She came over and hugged and kissed him.

Wei Yang hugged her and lay down, moving his hand downwards. Suddenly, he felt something was wrong. Why was there a third leg? He immediately broke out in a cold sweat and his face turned pale with fright.

"who?"

"Um?!"

Tang Yan finally reacted and lifted the quilt. Wei Yang then discovered that Da Mimi was curled up sleeping inside.

It seemed that because there was no quilt, Da Mimi felt cold. She rummaged around with her hands and touched Wei Yang. Feeling the warmth, she unconsciously moved closer to him and hugged Wei Yang's waist, rubbing against him as if he were a warm water bottle.

"Didn't she leave last night?"

Wei Yang just watched the video of the entrance. There was clearly only one person at home, so where did Da Mimi come from?

"No, she stayed here the whole night. She might have gone out to get takeout. Her clothes are the same. You can tell they're different."

Tang Yan was still a little suffocated when she mentioned this. This little bitch probably knew that Wei Yang might come over, so he stayed at her house whenever he was free these days.

He even insisted on sleeping with her, under the pretext of promoting sisterhood, but in reality he was just using her as a pillow.

"Forget it, let's do our own thing."

Wei Yang didn't bother about it. As long as it wasn't Liu Shishi, it was fine. He continued with what he hadn't finished. Tang Yan felt a little embarrassed and her face turned slightly red.

"Go to the guest bedroom and don't wake her up."

"Don't worry about her. She's awake now. She's a good substitute."

Wei Yang is very angry now, and he is eager to play together and doesn't care about anything else.

Soon, a duet was heard in the bedroom, and soon after, it turned into a trio.

(End of this chapter)


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