Chapter 509 She kissed me, you'd be at a loss if you didn't



"Hic~"

Ma Xin burped loudly and looked at Wei Yang and Li Jiahang bitterly: "Brother, I really can't drink anymore."

Although you are told to drink a bottle of beverage after answering the question, if you really drink it, you will get into trouble. In fact, when playing the game, the punishment for drinking the beverage is to use a water cup.

However, even a water cup has a high capacity. Even if it is not filled to the brim, it is still about 200 ml. And it is required to be finished in one go. People drink quickly, so usually two or three cups are enough. If you can finish four or five cups, you are considered a normal person.

The seven groomsmen drank almost four bottles of liquor, and then either retreated or went to the toilet, but at least they managed to get to 90% of the level . The only ones who could still fight were Wei Yang, the supporting actor, and the groom Li Jiahang.

The groom cannot move easily, which means it is Boss Wei's turn.

Liu Shishi and Zhao Liying were obviously getting more excited, and even the other bridesmaids were eager to try. After all, there weren't many opportunities to cheat the big boss.

Wei Yang walked over with his head held high, and before the bridesmaid could ask any questions, he started finding fault.

"This question is too difficult. It's about English and a brain teaser. You even made a question bank for the civil service exam."

"I'm the last one. If I can't answer, I can drink some drinks. What's the problem? The key is what if the wedding is delayed? I can't just sit here and waste time."

Holding the moral stick, Wei Yang made several bridesmaids hesitate. They could have fun or make noise as long as it did not interfere with their business. Wei Yang's excuse and timing were very appropriate.

"So what do you want to do?"

"Reduce the difficulty of the questions, or just go all in. Don't play tricks to pass the level. It's a waste of time. One question will determine the winner. If I can answer it, I'll go in. If I can answer it, I'll drink."

After hearing this, several bridesmaids discussed in low voices for a while. In order not to delay the wedding, they made concessions and agreed to Wei Yang's second proposal.

One sentence decides victory or defeat!

Wei Yang stretched out his hand to ask a question. Zhao Liying held up her phone and asked a physics question. Wei Yang, who was a rubbish at science, didn't hesitate and drank the water in one gulp.

For the second advanced math question, Wei Yang, who didn't even understand the question, glanced at the other groomsmen who were also confused, and raised his glass to drink again.

After drinking three cups in a row, Wei Yang realized that he had made a mistake. These two women had been hiding something.

He originally thought that he could drink at least four or five cups, and it wouldn't be a problem if Li Jiahang drank two cups. If the other groomsmen took it easy, the total number of people could probably drink two or three cups.

For the questions just asked, basically you can answer four or five questions correctly once. This time he has reserved about ten margins for error, so you only need to answer them correctly once.

In this way, he doesn't have to suffer much to pass the level. If he's lucky, the battle may be resolved in three or four problems.

However, he made a wrong move. He didn't expect Zhao Liying and the others to be so patient. The difficult questions at the beginning were actually baits. There were a bunch of more difficult questions hidden, just waiting for him to come on the field to checkmate.

"No, no, this question is too difficult. Who can answer it? Isn't this just being a rogue? You must come up with a question that ordinary people can answer. You can't go beyond the syllabus."

Wei Yang was fed up and raised questions, but Liu Shishi remained unmoved and just sneered.

"Is this question difficult, Yaoyao? Please answer it for me."

A bridesmaid wearing glasses stepped forward and answered the questions clearly. Although Wei Yang and the others did not understand, they could sense her impressiveness from seeing her confident look.

"Brother Hang, who is this person?"

"My wife's junior high school classmate just graduated from graduate school and will go to Beijing Aerospace University to study for a doctorate in the second half of the year."

Wei Yang: “…”

Groomsmen: “…”

Frankly speaking, everyone's academic qualifications are not low, most of them have bachelor's degrees, but the key is that most of them are in the arts, and their cultural subjects are a weakness.

The one with the highest academic qualifications should be Wei Zheng. He graduated from Jiaotong University, but he majored in Television and Film. Moreover, he has a liberal arts background and has graduated for many years. If you give him a high school science comprehensive question, he may not be able to answer it correctly, let alone facing a doctoral student.

"Okay, okay, let's play it this way, eh?"

Wei Yang was so angry that he laughed. It’s not a big deal to have a top student. Although I am a poor student, I have a lot of students from Tsinghua University, Peking University, Jiaotong University, Fudan University, Oxford, Cambridge and Ivy League schools under my command.

He took out his cell phone and wanted to let them see what a real academic master was, but Zhao Liying ran over and snatched the phone.

“No off-site help is allowed.”

"You didn't tell me in advance."

Wei Yang raised his hand, and the little potato couldn't get it no matter how hard he jumped. Before the groomsmen started to make a noise, Liu Shishi from the United Front almost burst out laughing.

The situation came to a standstill. Off-site help was not allowed and the questions could not be answered. It was obviously a scam. Boss Wei was not stupid enough to keep drinking, so he negotiated with Liu and Zhao.

"Can you be flexible?"

Zhao Liying shook her head: "No!"

"Can you please give me some face?"

"Liu Shishi smiled: "No."

"Do you have to be so extreme?"

Wei Yang gave a bitter smile, and Liu and Zhao exchanged glances, which was rare. "That's right, don't waste time, answer the questions and drink your drinks."

"Okay, okay, okay."

Wei Yang sighed and took a step back: "If that's the case, don't blame me for not following martial ethics."

After saying that, he rushed forward and hugged Zhao Liying tightly in his arms. With his other hand, he picked up Liu Shishi by the waist. Regardless of their struggles, he clamped them tightly with both arms and shouted loudly.

"Brothers, charge!"

The groomsmen, who had received the secret signal long ago, rushed into the door screaming and howling. They were all big men, strong and powerful. The bridesmaids and the bride's family were caught off guard, so their formation was broken and their defense line was defeated.

"Hold on, hold on!"

Zhao Liying was pressed directly into his arms with her face blocked, so she couldn't see the situation clearly. However, Liu Shishi was able to observe the battle situation. She kicked hard with her legs and shouted loudly, hoping that her teammates would give her support.

"Still screaming?"

Wei Yang looked at everyone, especially Zhao Liying who was struggling in his arms. He still didn't use his mouth to stop them, but simply dragged the two of them to the side and gave them some bad advice.

"Whoever tries to stop us will be arrested on the spot."

The two bridesmaids who were the most difficult to mess with were held down by Wei Yang, but the other groomsmen were not so worried anymore, and some were even eager to try.

The bridesmaids, however, were afraid of being taken advantage of, so they immediately became disorganized. A few children from the bride's family, after being stuffed with red envelopes, directly became the guides, and soon the bride and groom were in the same room.

"If I had known it was so simple, why would I have gone through all that trouble just now?"

Ma Xin couldn't help but complain. He had just been forced to drink a lot of wine, so he was the one being taken advantage of.

"Come on, look at Brother Yang."

He Lingfeng poked Ma Xin. In order to protect Li Jiahang, Wei Yang was still restraining the two bridesmaids.

The two were so angry when they saw the groomsmen acting like scoundrels. Liu Shishi held their arms and pinched them. Zhao Liying was not comfortable with it so she simply stepped on her feet. Boss Wei had to control the men and avoid getting hurt, and he was very busy.

"Look at this posture, if you don't finish these bottles of drinks, your face will be scratched and bleeding."

"Tsk, tsk, how pitiful."

Ma Xin and He Lingfeng sang the same tune and watched the fun. Wei Yang was furious: "Old Ma and Old He, what are you two doing? Come and help."

"Oh? Toast, I'm going to take pictures."

"My stomach hurts, where is the toilet?"

The two who had just agreed to something good, saw this situation, so they dared not get involved and decisively found an excuse to slip away. The other groomsmen didn't even dare to watch the excitement and swarmed into the bride's bedroom to pick her up, leaving Boss Wei alone to fight.

"Damn, a bunch of old fools!"

Wei Yang did not have time to denounce these traitors. As they had attracted too much attention from his mother's family and started recording videos and taking photos, he became ruthless and directly carried Liu Shishi up, then carried and dragged Zhao Liying to the empty stairwell.

Liu Shishi resisted fiercely, which made Wei Yang so angry that he slapped her on the butt several times.

When it comes to women, you need to coax them, but you can't always give in or take advantage of them.

Then, Liu Shishi struggled even harder, like a live pig on a chopping board during the New Year, and Wei Yang almost couldn't hold her down.

As for Zhao Liying, perhaps because she was concerned about her image, or perhaps because she didn't want to end up like Liu Shishi, she didn't make much of a fuss in public, but she was pinching her husband very hard in private.

After locking the stairwell, Wei Yang released the two people and immediately rubbed and checked the injured parts. These two women were really murderous. The flesh was pinched blue and the toes were painful.

"If you can't afford it, don't play. What's the point of playing rogue?"

Liu Shishi was like a little firecracker, she started to argue right away. Zhao Liying was not as emotional, but she also made a subtle move to add insult to injury.

"What a pity, the heel is too soft."

"It's someone's wedding day, why are you two making a fuss? How can you compensate them for delaying their wedding? Be obedient and come home and tell us if you have anything to say."

Wei Yang avoided the question, put big accusations on the two people, and put on the airs of the head of the family in an attempt to intimidate them.

It's a pity that this trick might work in normal times, after all, Boss Wei still has some deterrence, but in this Shura field, once this trick is used, it is simply adding fuel to the fire.

"Go home, which home?"

"Of course I'll go back to the house that cooked for him. You cook and I stir the spoon. The husband and wife follow each other. What a loving couple."

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"I think we should go back to the one who loves to cook. He's so considerate. I heard his specialty is Beijing cuisine."

"No, no, no, go buy the jade bracelet from someone who bought it. It's glass-type. How generous of you to buy it."

"It's nothing compared to a Maserati as a birthday gift. Oh, you are worthy of being President Wei."

“…”

The two of them were full of sarcasm, each talking to the other, and the more they talked, the gloomier their faces became, and the more tense the atmosphere became.

Boss Wei's face became paler and paler!

Oh no, it's coming for me! If I had known that they would fight each other, they would have fought. If they got hurt, they would just stay in the hospital. But after the fight was over, he should be sent to the crematorium.

"Well, you guys chat first while I go pick up the bride."

Wei Yang couldn't bear the pressure and turned around to escape, but was grabbed by Liu Shishi.

"Where are you going? Haven't you finished talking yet?"

"Yeah, let's go back to that house and talk. Mr. Wei will give us some instructions."

Wei Yang's voice was a little weak: "I'm fine with anything. I'll listen to you."

"Then let's go to Teacher Liu's place, take a look around, and learn what Mr. Wei likes. I'll make some changes later."

"It's me who should learn. I'd better go to Teacher Zhao's place. I can have a meal there and taste your cooking skills. I've captured Mr. Wei's stomach."

"Let me go to your place, I'll get to know you and send you some local specialties later."

"I'd rather go to your place. I don't dare to eat your local specialties."

"Then I would be even more afraid. If I bring you in, someone will smash our windows the next day."

"What are you talking about? Why are you smashing windows? We have already set them on fire."

"What a coincidence. I have also done research in this area. I will come back to ask you for advice."

“…”

Seeing that the topic was getting more and more wrong, Wei Yang took the initiative to step forward and attract the fire: "Don't burn, it's not easy for me to make some money."

"Shut up and get out of here."

Liu Shishi and Zhao Liying cursed in unison, then narrowed their eyes slightly, with a dangerous look in their eyes, and sparks flew as they looked at each other.

What the hell are you saying to me about my man? The offensive and defensive alliance, which was already short-lived and fragile, became precarious at this moment.

Their goal just now was the same, which was to vent their anger on Wei Yang, but that didn't mean the two of them had reconciled. On the contrary, they started fighting just because of a few words that didn't go their way.

“That’s enough!”

Seeing that the situation was getting worse, Wei Yang frowned and shouted angrily: "No matter what, we can't delay the important matters and don't let others laugh at us. Pick up the bride first."

At this time, Zhao Liying also took a look at the messages in the group. She was the bridesmaid director on Li Sheng's side and could not hide forever, so she did not continue to pester her, but still made some harsh remarks.

"This matter is not over yet. I will settle the score with you when I get home."

"Who do you think you are?"

Liu Shishi was not happy: "I will settle the accounts if necessary, it's none of your business."

"I am your elder sister. Do you understand the principle of first come first served? Before liberation, you would have to kowtow and offer tea."

Zhao Liying put her hands on her hips and retorted. Without waiting for Liu Shishi to retort, she stood on tiptoe and kissed Wei Yang. She gave Liu a provocative look and left quickly.

Liu Shishi exploded and rushed out to fuck Zhao Liying, but Wei Yang hugged her and said, "Calm down, calm down. If you really can't help it, give her a kiss."

"I kiss your uncle."

Liu Shishi pried Wei Yang's hands apart and left angrily. But just as she walked out the door, she came back and rubbed Wei Yang's mouth hard with her sleeves, but the more she rubbed, the more uncomfortable it became.

"If you touch me with this broken mouth again, I will knock out your teeth."

This sounds familiar. Liu Shishi seemed to have said the same thing when she was caught cheating last time. She almost kissed him so hard that her lips became swollen.

So, Wei Yang didn't say anything and kissed her directly: "No, I can't let you suffer."

After saying this, ignoring Liu Shishi's jumping up and down, Wei Yang rushed out of the door and went straight to the living room. In addition to the relief of surviving a disaster, he also felt a sense of excitement after being extremely stimulated.

You know what, even though they suffered a lot, two kisses in the Shura Field is also a threesome to some extent...

Perhaps it was because there were so many people around, and also because he wanted to give face to Li Jiahang and his wife's wedding, although Wei Yang received a lot of cold stares and cold faces during the subsequent bride-picking ceremony, at least nothing went wrong.

While Wei Yang was relaxing, he also asked many of the groomsmen to help out.

Li Jiahang and Li Sheng knelt on the ground and offered tea to their father-in-law and mother-in-law, while Wei Yang pulled the groomsmen to face away from them. Each of them held a glass of water and held up their cell phones to take selfies and videos.

"Dad, have some tea."

Li Jiahang offered tea to his father-in-law. Wei Yang and others smiled, nodded, and then raised their glasses to drink water in tacit understanding. Silence was more powerful than words.

"Post on Weibo, post on Weibo."

Wei Yang uploaded the video to the group, and several groomsmen, especially the celebrity groomsmen, forwarded the video to Weibo.

[I worked hard for most of the day just for this cup of tea]

This kind of short video routine has been played out in later generations, but it is still very novel now, not to mention that it involves a group of celebrities, which has sparked widespread discussion among netizens.

[On this day, Wei Yang finally became Zhang Wei's father as he wished]

[The word I didn’t say out loud for four years in college, I finally said it out loud]

[Hahaha, this best man deserves to be the best man]

[She's pretty decent, she didn't say anything]

[Polite but immoral]

[I learned that my brother got married on National Day (dog head)]

[Mother-in-law: Hahahahaha, I’m taking advantage of my son-in-law]

[Just be happy, I took Best Man Wei home]

[Let go, Wei Yang is mine]

[What's yours or mine? That's too small. Come to my house and play together.]

【………】

(End of this chapter)


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