Chapter 028: Master and Senior Brother are just flirting!

In order to take care of the patients, the breakfast is relatively light, with steamed shrimps and chicken egg custard, and a bowl of meatball soup.

The egg custard is steamed for just the right amount of time. The prawns are big and fresh, the eggs are tender and smooth, topped with minced meat sauce and sprinkled with a few green onions. The fresh and fragrant aroma whets your appetite.

The meatballs are almost the same size, and they feel chewy when you bite them. They come one after another, making you unable to stop.

The master and his two disciples sat at the jade table in the yard. Shen Wuyan served a bowl of meatball soup to Xiao Jing and another bowl to Gu Yunzheng, and the two disciples shared the same bowl.

Gu Yunzheng felt that he was benefiting from the help of his senior brother.

"Thank you, Master, and thank you, Senior Brother."

Xiao Jing elegantly picked up the shrimp he didn't like and threw it into Shen Wuyan's bowl, then tilted his head to look at him: "Why are you thanking me?"

Gu Yunzheng smiled and said, "It is all thanks to Senior Brother that I can eat the food that Master personally made and served, so thank you, Senior Brother."

Shen Wuyan threw the shrimp back to Xiao Jing, "Don't be picky."

Xiao Jing continued to throw the shrimp to Shen Wuyan and said to Gu Yunzheng: "I beat you up so hard that you vomited blood yesterday, don't you hate me?"

Gu Yunzheng shook his head, "No, Senior Brother must have been possessed by a demon to do that. I understand."

Shen Wuyan gave the shrimp clip to Xiao Jing again, "Eat your own."

Seeing Xiao Jing pick up the shrimp again, Gu Yunzheng felt that he, as a disciple and junior brother, had to share the burden with his master and senior brother. He picked up the bowl and asked, "Why don't you give it to me? I like eating shrimp."

Xiao Jing turned his head and looked at him expressionlessly, "For you?"

At this moment, Gu Yunzheng suddenly had an idea. He felt that his master and senior brother might not really not want to eat the shrimps. They were just... just flirting!

He suddenly picked up the bowl and stood up, saying abruptly: "I'll go back to my room to eat."

"Why……"

Shen Wuyan had just sighed when Gu Yunzheng rushed back to his room like a gust of wind and installed several soundproofing layers in his room.

Shen Wuyan: "..."

There were no idle people waiting. Xiao Jing was happy, thinking that the stupid junior fellow had finally come to his senses after being beaten by him.

Xiao Jing finally threw the shrimp to Shen Wuyan again: "Master, should we discuss how you should thank me for helping you in time and compensate me for your dream of being eaten by a spider?"

When Shen Wuyan heard this, he stopped picking up the shrimp, then ate it silently and asked him, "What do you want?"

Xiao Jing raised his eyebrows: "Whatever I want?"

Shen Wuyan bit his chopsticks and thought for a while, then said, "Whether you want spiritual stones, gold and silver, or magic weapon secrets, it's all fine, or you want me to fulfill a wish of yours. Of course, I won't do anything that goes against the bottom line of my principles. As for the rest, anything is fine, just tell me."

Xiao Jing curled his lips and smiled, "Okay, then I want you to be my slave from today on."

"What? The? Stuff?" Shen Wuyan thought he was hallucinating.

Xiao Jing repeated very slowly, "I want you to be my slave and obey me. You must do whatever I tell you to do and you must not disobey me."

"I" Shen Wuyan pointed at himself, and then pointed at Xiao Jing, "I am your master, you still remember me, right?"

Xiao Jing chuckled, "Just thinking about having Master be my slave is really exciting."

Shen Wuyan: "..."

Really a mad dog ahhhh——

"Master, you said that we can do anything except those that violate the bottom line of principles. Are you going to go back on your word?"

Shen Wuyan wished he could go back a minute and eat up the careless self he was. He gritted his teeth and replied, "One day, only one day!" No more.

Xiao Jing opened his thin lips and said lightly, "One year!"

It’s been a year since he started talking. Shen Wuyan threw down his chopsticks and asked, “Are you crazy?”

Xiao Jing bent down to pick up the chopsticks, performed a small cleaning spell, and then respectfully returned the chopsticks to Shen Wuyan. Then he smiled and said, "Whether I am crazy or not, doesn't it depend on Master?"

Good, very good, a naked threat.

What it means is that if you agree, you won’t be crazy, but if you don’t agree, you will be crazy.

If Xiao Jing went crazy, he would be dead soon. If Xiao Jing died, he would die. Shen Wuyan had no choice but to compromise: "Five days, just five days."

Xiao Jing propped his head with his hands and bargained lazily with Shen Wuyan: "Eleven months."

Shen Wuyan: "Ten days, no more."

"Ten months."

"Twenty days."

"Half a year."

"One month."

"Five months."

"One and a half months."

"Half a year."

Shen Wuyan was almost crying because of this bargaining, "Why are you calling back? I won't let you play like this."

"How do we play?" Xiao Jing looked at him with amusement.

"Ahhh——" Shen Wuyan shouted desperately, "Never mind, two months, just two months, or you can go crazy."

This really irritated him, so Xiao Jing said calmly, "Deal, two months."

Shen Wuyan: "..."

He was a little dumbfounded. He didn't expect Xiao Jing to agree.

Should he hold on for another month and a half?

I always feel like I've suffered a huge loss.

*****

From that day on, Shen Wuyan began his miserable life as a slave, always obeying the orders of that mad dog Xiao Jing.

That mad dog Xiao Jing always finds ways to make Shen Wuyan collapse and never lets anyone down.

Sometimes, in the middle of the night, when he was sleeping soundly, he dreamed that he was reborn and returned to the original world. But just as he returned, Xiao Jing pulled him back and forced him to go to the cold pond to pick plum blossoms and put them in his house.

Sometimes, Xiao Jing, the crazy dog, would wake him up more than ten times in one night. When he was hungry, he wanted to eat supper. When he was thirsty, he wanted to drink water. He would nag and ask him to help him hold the bird and bring the urine pot. When he couldn't sleep, he had to tell him stories. When he had a nightmare, he had to tell him jokes. To be honest, who could scare him...

Of course, it's okay to just torment him at night, but it would be fine if I could let him take a nap in the morning.

It's just wishful thinking. It won't be that good.

If that were the case, Xiao Jing would not be a mad dog.

Shen Wuyan had the habit of sleeping in his original world, but Xiao Jing, that crazy dog, got up early every day. Shen Wuyan suspected that there was an alarm clock in his head that would never stop.

Early in the morning, Xiao Jing was going to take a bath in the cold pond, and Shen Wuyan had to prepare tea and snacks to serve him.

After taking a shower, Xiao Jing wanted to cultivate his mind and practice meditation. Shen Wuyan sometimes thought that he couldn't even use his spiritual power, so what was the point of practicing martial arts? But he remained unchanged and was a role model of a good student.

On the contrary, he fell asleep while meditating. When he woke up and opened his eyes, he saw a emerald green snake in front of him, and the snake's tongue was spitting on his face...

Thinking about it now, he still feels a lingering fear.

Shen Wuyan lay on the table with a brush in hand and wrote furiously, writing down every vicious crime committed by that mad dog Xiao Jing.

Yes, what he is writing at this moment is a diary to record this humiliating life. The title of the diary is: "Every Day When the Mad Dog Apprentice Goes Crazy".