Chapter 034 Master~Call me Master
Shen Wuyan paused while eating, then smiled calmly and said, "I am cold and aloof, but that's just on the surface. In private, I am more down-to-earth. Besides, all the people here today are my senior brothers and sisters, so there's no need to wear a mask, right?"
Song Mingyi nodded, "Indeed. Who doesn't wear a mask outside? Isn't the head brother so majestic outside? Who knows how gentle the head brother is in private?"
"Go to hell." Zhuang Shaohua scolded Song Mingyi with a smile and gave him a piece of beef. "Enjoy your delicious food."
The topic was successfully resolved without any major incident.
Afterwards, Mu Jinyan inadvertently mentioned the scene she saw on the way here, praising Shen Wuyan for his good teaching and his disciples' hard work and diligence.
Zhuang Shaohua nodded in agreement, "Junior brother, your disciples are indeed hardworking. No wonder I heard that at least ten of your disciples have reached the middle stage of foundation building in the past month. I wonder if you have any tricks, why not share them with everyone."
Shen Wuyan smiled and said, "I don't have any tricks. I just gave them some rewards."
"Is that so?" Zhuang Shaohua asked in increasing confusion, "But I also give rewards to my disciples, but my disciples are not as diligent as yours."
Shen Wuyan smiled helplessly: That's because you didn't confiscate their things.
Shen Wuyan smiled and said, "That may be because you are too good to them and they have become accustomed to it. Why don't you do the opposite and stop giving out rewards, and then selectively reward them to stimulate their desire to win."
The meal took more than an hour, and all the dishes prepared by Shen Wuyan were eaten up. After the hot pot, there were desserts and fruits.
The desserts were something Song Mingyi and his friends had never tasted before. They were soft, fragrant and sweet, melting in their mouths without being greasy.
Song Mingyi felt that his head was filled with the sound of fireworks exploding. He said with a little too much excitement: "Fifth Junior Brother, you are simply a genius. This is so delicious. I have never eaten such delicious food. Junior Brother, if you are short of elixirs in the future, tell me. I have plenty. Just allow me to come over occasionally to eat and drink."
Song Mingyi's elixir is worth a fortune, which is simply what he wanted. Shen Wuyan smiled and said, "Okay, then Senior Brother, come often."
Mu Jinyan pretended to be angry and said, "Let Senior Brother Song come more often, what about us?"
Shen Wuyan smiled and said, "Senior Sister Mu and the head brother also come here often."
Mu Jinyan raised her eyebrows and said, "We don't have any elixirs here."
Shen Wuyan pulled Xiao Jing over to the side and said, "Sister, every time you come, just check my disciple's pulse."
As he spoke, Shen Wuyan pushed Xiao Jing to sit down.
Mu Jinyan took the hot towel from Gu Yunzheng and washed her hands with a smile. Then, while checking Xiao Jing's pulse, she teased Shen Wuyan who was watching nervously, "Brother Wuyan, how long has your newlywed wife been pregnant? Why are you still so nervous?"
Shen Wuyan smiled embarrassedly, "Senior sister, please don't joke."
Song Mingyi obviously didn't know about the "newly-married wife's stomach aches during pregnancy" joke and asked curiously: "What newly-married wife? This isn't..."
As he spoke, Song Mingyi suddenly remembered the day when he saw his junior fellow apprentice put a flower on Xiao Jing's head, and he suddenly stopped talking.
Then he suddenly widened his eyes and said, "Xiao Jing is pregnant with Junior Brother Wuyan's child?"
Shen Wuyan: “……???”
Shen Wuyan pointed at Xiao Jing and said, "Brother, look carefully, Xiao Jing is a man."
Song Mingyi: "I know, a man can become pregnant like a woman after taking the pregnancy pill. So how many months is Xiao Jing pregnant? How come we don't know?"
Shen Wuyan: "..."
"Hahaha..." Mu Jinyan was laughing so hard that her body was shaking.
Shen Wuyan: "..."
Song Mingyi looked puzzled, "Junior sister, what are you laughing at? Junior brother, please say something."
Zhuang Shaohua couldn't listen any longer, and patted Song Mingyi's shoulder while holding back his laughter, "Xiao Jing was just poisoned, hahahaha... pregnant, it's your fault that you could think of that."
Song Mingyi: “…”
"It's all Junior Sister's fault."
"What does it have to do with me? It was Junior Brother Wuyan himself who said that his newlywed wife was pregnant for the first time..."
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After seeing off several senior brothers and sisters, Shen Wuyan returned to Lingxiao Peak. He had been preparing ingredients since the afternoon and had not had a chance to rest until now.
But he was so tired that he slumped in the chair. Gu Yunzheng poured Shen Wuyan a cup of tea and then went out to work.
Shen Wuyan drank tea with satisfaction, and in the background he saw Gu Yunzheng's busy figure. He said with emotion: "Yunzheng is sensible. He knows how to respect his master and helps to clean up the dishes. He is not like Xiao Jing, that ancestor."
Shen Wuyan's eyes moved to Xiao Jing, and he continued to complain in his heart: "After dinner, he took a book and pretended to read it by the window. I don't know if he was really reading or just pretending."
Xiao Jing, who could hear someone's thoughts clearly, slowly turned a page and shouted, "Shen Wuyan, I'm thirsty."
Shen Wuyan asked weakly, "What do you want to drink? I'll ask Yun Zheng to make it for you."
Xiao Jing's gaze moved from the pages of the book in his hand to Shen Wuyan's face, "Shen Wuyan, I'm calling you."
Shen Wuyan continued to look at him paralyzedly: "You called me, my name is Yun Zheng, what's wrong?"
Xiao Jing said domineeringly: "No."
Shen Wuyan: "..."
Shen Wuyan sat up a little and said, "Xiao Jing, don't..."
"Call me master." Xiao Jing suddenly interrupted Shen Wuyan.
"What?" Shen Wuyan looked at Xiao Jing in disbelief.
Xiao Jing repeated, "Call me master."
Shen Wuyan immediately went from paralyzed to sitting, gritting his teeth and saying: "You unfilial disciple, I am your master!!"
Xiao Jing chuckled and suddenly became interested in teasing, "Master, can you please call me Master?"
Shen Wuyanqi.
Xiao Jing coaxed, "Master, if you call me nicely, I can consider letting you be my slave for a few days."
Shen Wuyan was moved and asked, "What does it mean to scream well?"
"Hmm..." Xiao Jing looked at Shen Wuyan thinking, and then he didn't know what he thought of. He smiled maliciously and said, "If Master can grow a pair of furry ears on his head and a big furry tail behind him, and call me Master softly, I will give you five fewer days."
Furry ears and a big furry tail, I wonder if Xiao Jing is a fur lover.
But for a grown man like him with a pair of ears and a tail to call him "master" and call him softly, Shen Wuyan always felt that the scene seemed a little sad. Why?
It's just like that sexy cross-dressing play...
Just thinking about it, Shen Wuyan felt ashamed.
Shen Wuyan said angrily: "Don't even think about it." He was a serious master.
Xiao Jing continued to tempt, "Five days, Master."
Shen Wuyan snorted with great dignity, "Only five days."
"What about the ten days?" Xiao Jing looked at him leisurely with a smile, as if he was sure that Shen Wuyan would be moved.
Shen Wuyan was indeed a little moved, but only a little. His tone was obviously not as tough as before, "...Only ten days."
Xiao Jing chuckled, "Master, what about the twenty days?"
Shen Wuyan calculated in his mind: "Two months is 60 days. Twenty days less means one-third less in an instant. It's just calling you master. This is a trade."
Xiao Jing chuckled and said, "Master, I will count to three. If you don't respond after three counts, I will stop here. Three, "
"Three, two, one. OK. I agree."