Chapter 285 Let Me Have Some Fun



For some reason, even though she had already gotten her revenge on that brat, Bai Xiaoruo still felt inexplicably angry seeing him like this.

"Hey! Do you still want the fox tail?"

"No, I don't want it!"

Shen Yunhao waved his hand without hesitation.

Given his personality, there's no way he'd genuinely give him his tail!

The little fox gritted its teeth and said fiercely, "I'm only saying this once! If you don't want it now, you can forget about wanting it later!"

Shen Yunhao's step froze in mid-air.

After a difficult internal struggle, Shen Yunhao finally turned around and sighed: "Speak, what are your conditions!"

Seeing this, a strong sense of accomplishment welled up in Bai Xiaoruo's heart.

Tch! You think you can't be dealt with?

"I haven't thought of the terms yet! We'll talk about it later!"

Shen Yunhao's lips twitched. "Let me make this clear first, I can't agree to every condition! If you don't tell me now, don't blame me if I can't do it later!"

"Hmph! Am I the one setting conditions for you, or are you setting them for me?"

"Fine, don't disagree! What if you ask me to kill or commit arson? How could I agree to that..." With that, Shen Yunhao waved his hand again and turned to leave...

"etc!"

Bai Xiaoruo was furious. "You could at least offer a price, why just walk away?"

Can you even bargain for this?

Shen Yunhao thought for a moment and said, "Your request cannot violate my bottom line, cannot force me to change other people's decisions, and must be within my capabilities... To put it simply, what I can do for Yao'er and the others, I can do for you!"

"make a deal!"

The little fox's eyes darted around, and countless wicked ideas immediately sprang to mind...

"But... what if you break the contract?"

"If I breach the contract, I'll run naked through the streets of Lin Yuan City!"

"Pfft... Hahaha!"

Bai Xiaoruo burst into laughter, seemingly already imagining Shen Yunhao running naked. "I didn't expect you to be so secretly horny... It's settled then! If you break the contract, I'll have someone enforce it!"

Shen Yunhao's lips twitched.

Judging from this, this vixen has quite a powerful background?

Well, it is, after all, a mythical beast that only exists in legends...

Shen Yunhao looked at her and raised his hand.

"what?"

"Give me the tail..."

"..."

That sounds weird, like I'm your milk tea...

The little fox stroked its chin. "I'm not in a good mood right now. I'll give it to you when I'm in a better mood!"

Shen Yunhao was stunned for a moment, then said angrily, "Are you kidding me?"

"I did promise to give it to you, but I didn't say when..." Bai Xiaoru spread her hands, looking quite self-righteous. "Now I'm saying, I'll give it to you whenever I'm happy!"

"Chao!" Shen Yunhao pointed at her and said, "You're talking nonsense! You were just laughing there! And you dare to say you're not happy!"

Upon hearing this, the little fox's mind conjured up another cringe-worthy scene, and she almost burst out laughing. She quickly suppressed it and said, "That was just now, the laughter is over now. I'm not happy now, so I don't want to give it to you!"

Seeing that Shen Yunhao was about to get angry again, Bai Xiaoruo quickly added, "You have so many girlfriends, you should be good at coaxing girls, can't you think of a way to make me happy?"

Still having a good time? You're such a funny person, aren't you?

And can those be the same?

"You don't know anything! Winning over a girl isn't about how well I can win her over, it's about how well she's willing to let me win her over!" Shen Yunhao put his hands in his pockets, striking a pose of someone who'd been there all along. "I can make Sister Li'er happy with just a few words, not because I'm amazing, but because... she asked me to win her over just to make her happy!"

"But some people just can't be coaxed, because the more you try to appease them, the angrier they get, and the more they think you're wrong! Strange? Why am I telling you all this..."

Bai Xiaoru blinked, as if she remembered that someone had said the same thing to her before.

Sometimes I feel he really resembles my father...

"I don't care, that's all I'm asking for, it's not unreasonable, is it? If you can coax me, then coax me; if you can't, then think of another way..."

If it were anyone else, it wouldn't be considered excessive, but you...

After thinking for a moment, Shen Yunhao put down the package, spread his hands, and showed an expression of being ready to die.

"bring it on!"

"Huh?" Bai Xiaoruo subconsciously took two steps back. "What are you doing?"

"You like to beat me up, don't you? Go ahead and beat me up now, I'm ready!"

"puff……"

I almost couldn't resist again...

"Cough cough... If I want to hit you, I can do it anytime without your permission, so this method doesn't make me happy!"

"..."

Looking at that charming and alluring delicate face, Shen Yunhao just wanted to rush up and rub her on the ground!

After thinking for a while, Shen Yunhao put his hands in his pockets and said, "Would touching your tail make you happy?"

"..."

The little fox's face stiffened, then she blushed and scolded, "Get lost! You clearly wanted to touch it yourself, why did you have to drag me into this? Have you no shame?"

hehe……

That reaction, it must feel good, right...?

But just like how Fujiko likes having her feet pinched, you can do it, but you can't say it.

No matter what kind of girl she is, she will show a little bit of pride at this moment.

But given the relationship between the two, it was clearly inappropriate to continue discussing this topic. Shen Yunhao picked up the package from the ground and said, "Then let's wait a little longer. You can give it to me whenever you're happy!"

"Oh? You're giving up already?"

Bai Xiaoruo looked at him with a smile, "How about this, you answer a few questions for me, maybe it will cheer me up!"

"Go ahead and ask."

"Between me and your Ning Yuyao, who is prettier?"

"Of course it's Yao..." He stopped abruptly halfway through his sentence, then thought for a moment and added, "Each has their own merits!"

"Ha! Then go read the Spring and Autumn Annals, this old lady takes her leave!"

"Hey! Okay, okay, you're good-looking! You're good-looking!"

The little fox raised an eyebrow and continued, "Then how do I compare to that little white dragon?"

You're still the prettiest!

For a question with an answer, Shen Yunhao had no choice but to answer against his conscience.

"So when the three of us are together, you'll like me a little more, right?"

He then added, "In a situation where no one knows each other."

"Oh yes, yes, yes! Because you're the prettiest!"

Bai Xiaoruo squinted her eyes and secretly tucked a uniquely shaped little stone into her sleeve, her heart bursting with joy.

"So... Ning Yuyao or Zhu Li, which one do you like better?"

"???"

Almost instantly upon hearing this, Shen Yunhao became alert.

The first few questions were easy points; anyone could answer them correctly.

But this question... is a death trap!

Although Ning Yuyao and Zhu Li were not here, Shen Yunhao still cautiously said, "There is no such thing as liking one more than the other. They are both people I would protect with my life!"

"Ugh, that 'scumbag' vibe is too overpowering! Don't disgust me, give me a different answer..."

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