To be honest, if Huang Wenlong were to choose the most unforgettable day of his life, it would most likely be today.
He had just been hacked to pieces by Ning Yuyao's sword this morning, and now he's been chopped into a melon rind by some unknown fat intestine.
History...always repeats itself in surprising ways?
Shen Yunhao waved his hand, expressionless, and watched as an old man in a simple Taoist robe with a bushy beard and hair appeared beside the unconscious Huang Wenlong. He rubbed his head with a headache.
"I still need to go back and appease my wife... If I had known it would be this troublesome, I wouldn't have bothered with the disguise. I could have just hugged and kissed her directly... Even though people would still have their eyes on me, at least it wouldn't have been so blatant..."
The old man's hair and beard were all white, and now they stood on end in his rage. His eyes were bloodshot as he stared intently at Shen Yunhao, the killing intent in his eyes almost tangible!
Judging from his aura, he is at least at the Void Soul Realm, or at least an elder-level figure.
"How dare you injure my sect's young master like this in Tanghuo City! If I don't extract your soul and refine your spirit, how can my Xuanhuang Sect maintain its reputation!"
Shen Yunhao sneered: "You beat up the young and then bring out the old? Do you think your Xuanhuang Sect has any face?"
"You brat! Who are you to dare to be so arrogant!"
Upon hearing this, Shen Yunhao stroked his chin.
Claiming to be a disciple of the Moon Palace... that's a bit far-fetched, they only recruit girls.
But to say that I'm a son-in-law of Beihai? That seems a bit odd...
After much deliberation, Shen Yunhao, hands clasped in his pockets, loudly proclaimed, "I am... Zhu Dachang, the gigolo!"
"..."
Everyone was taken aback by what they heard and looked at each other in bewilderment.
I've never seen anything like it in my life. In this day and age, there are still people who call themselves "gold diggers"?
With your poorly made appearance, you're unlikely to be able to live off a woman.
The old man seemed to have been pondering the title "soft rice immortal" for quite some time, wondering if he had heard of it before.
After racking his brains without success, he snorted angrily: "Whether you're a freeloader or a congee connoisseur, I'll take you back to see the sect leader first!"
With a fierce roar, the old man suddenly raised his withered hand and grabbed at Shen Yunhao from a distance!
It was as if an invisible giant hand appeared out of thin air. The heavy pressure caused the ground beneath Shen Yunhao's feet to sink deeply, and even the surrounding air made a bursting sound as if it could not bear the pressure!
With the help of the Netherworld Shield, Shen Yunhao was able to withstand some of the attacks from experts at the Soul Control Realm.
But simply defending without attacking will definitely not be enough to get him out of his current predicament.
"Sigh... In crucial moments, we still have to rely on you..."
At this moment, Shen Yunhao raised his left hand and gently touched the thin vine on his wrist with the tip of his right finger.
The next moment, something unexpected happened!
Sizzle! Sizzle! Sizzle!
Dozens of thick purple vines suddenly sprang out from the shadows beneath Shen Yunhao's feet, moving with ghostly speed and carrying a chilling aura of death!
The wisteria vines, like living venomous snakes, instantly coiled around the enormous spiritual energy hand that was reaching for Shen Yunhao!
The terrifyingly powerful spiritual energy palm, condensed by an elder of the Void Soul Realm and capable of crushing mountains, turned to ashes the moment it touched the wisteria, as if it had never existed.
"This is... the Spirit Void Realm?!"
The old man's expression changed drastically, and for the first time, a look of horror appeared in his eyes!
However, the vines that had devoured the giant palm of spiritual energy did not stop.
Like a swarm of sharks that have smelled blood, they made a bizarre turn in the air, accompanied by a shrill shriek that tore through the air, and instantly covered a distance of dozens of feet, entangling the old man and the dozen or so stunned Xuanhuang Sect disciples beside him!
"Oh no! Quickly..."
The old man was filled with shock and anger, but before he could finish speaking, the wisteria vines had already appeared in front of him.
"Whoosh whoosh whoosh..."
The sound of the vines binding was sickening. Those Xuanhuang Sect disciples at the Soul Condensation Realm didn't even have time to react before they were tightly bound by the cold vines!
Even this elder at the Void Soul Realm had no chance to fight back against these wisteria vines; he was completely surrounded and bound in place...
Only now did the old man realize the truth, and he said in a panic, "Senior, please have mercy! This is the headquarters of my Xuanhuang Sect. If you kill us, the experts of Xuanhuang Sect will hunt you down to the ends of the earth!"
"..."
Um, so... is this considered a plea for mercy or a threat?
After waiting a moment, seeing that the vines showed no sign of being untied, the old man's heart leaped into his throat. He said in a panic, "Senior! This was our fault. I apologize on behalf of the young sect leader. If you have any further requests, please feel free to ask... Eh?"
Halfway through his speech, the wisteria slowly disappeared.
Where is "Zhu Dachang" now?
...
Tanghuocheng, in a small alley.
Shen Yunhao had regained his original handsome appearance and changed into a clean blue robe, but his face still had a pale look from overexertion.
Mu Shuangshuang leaned against the carved railing of the corridor, looking at him with a smile.
Feeling a little uncomfortable under his gaze, Shen Yunhao coughed and asked, "What? Why are you staring at me like that?"
The little scorpion licked her lips, "Honey, this is the first time I've felt...you're quite handsome..."
"Of course... Hmm? What do you mean? What do you mean by 'first time feeling'? Wasn't I handsome before?"
"Before? It was barely passable..."
"..."
"But I'm still very curious, what exactly do you mean by 'soft rice fairy'?"
"What gigolo?" Shen Yunhao said seriously, "I've heard of gigolos, isn't that Zhu Dachang? What does that have to do with me, Shen Yunhao?"
Mu Shuangshuang remained silent, only offering a faint smile.
Before long, a very ordinary inn appeared not far away, with the four large characters "Yunlai Inn" hanging on it.
We've arrived!
Only then did Mu Shuangshuang lean in and breathe softly into Shen Yunhao's ear.
"Don't worry, honey. We won't talk about anything else, but as for being a kept man... there'll be plenty..."
"..."
After saying that, the little scorpion disappeared into the alley in a few quick movements.
Besides Ning Yuyao, Guan Yingying was also in the inn. Given Mu Shuangshuang's identity, it was naturally inappropriate for her to show herself casually.
"Wow? They found us so quickly..."
Upon entering the inn, I saw Guan Yingying sitting alone at a small table, drinking a little wine.
Where is Yao'er?
Guan Yingying waved her hand, "Upstairs, room number seven in the 'Heavenly' section, but let me make this clear first, whether you can get in or not depends on your own abilities..."
Upon hearing this, Shen Yunhao's heart skipped a beat.
Judging from this, Ning Yuyao seems quite angry?
"I see!"
With a touch of trepidation, Shen Yunhao went upstairs alone, and gently knocked on the door of his room, his voice soft and gentle: "Yao'er? It's me, are you inside?"
"..."
The room was completely silent, as if no one was inside.
Shen Yunhao scratched his head. "There's nobody here? Is Senior Sister Guan lying to me?"
Just then, there was a loud thud inside the room, as if something had fallen to the ground...
"..."
Okay, it seems the young wife is indeed inside.
Thinking of this, Shen Yunhao rubbed his hands together, ready to begin his "deception" journey today.
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