Chapter 101: After getting married, it’s normal to feel some fatigue in your waist!!!
From Bai Shao's perspective, she could see Pang Lei's double chin. She inexplicably thought of Maitreya Buddha and said with a smile, "Don't be nervous. What do you need advice on?"
Pang Lei thought about the question he wanted to ask, mustered up the courage to open his eyes, took out a blue insulated box from the passenger seat, and pointed the camera of his mobile phone at the small animal covered with thorns inside.
The round, spindle-shaped trunk and short limbs make this hedgehog look very cute. It sniffs around, and its medium-length whiskers tremble.
Pang Lei's eyes were gentle, and he talked about hedgehogs fluently without stuttering at all.
"I found it in the woods at school at the beginning of the year. I don't know how it got injured, but there were several bloody holes on its body. The vet bandaged it and said it couldn't be saved. I didn't expect it to be alive and kicking after just two or three days of care."
"It's very smart and not afraid of people. Every time I talk to it, it tilts its head back and listens carefully."
"I named it Nine Lives, hoping it can have nine lives like a cat and stay with me forever."
"Host, you should be able to tell I'm not good at chatting. Growing up, everyone around me always called me a nerd. It's rare that there's a creature that doesn't mind my fatness and is willing to chat with me. Even if it's not human, I'm very happy."
Hearing this,
Friends in the live broadcast room offered their condolences.
[There's no need to feel inferior, you're not that fat.]
【Give me confidence! 】
【Just love yourself, you are handsome no matter you are fat or thin. 】
It was the first time that Pang Lei received so much praise. His earlobes turned red and he didn't dare to look at the camera for a long time.
The hedgehog curled up into a ball in Pang Lei's palm. Feeling Pang Lei's emotional fluctuations, it unfolded its body, peeled a peanut, handed one to Pang Lei, and kept one for itself.
Bai Shao leaned in closer to the camera and observed it carefully: "It doesn't look sick."
Pang Lei nodded heavily.
"Yes, Xiao Jiu Tiao is not sick."
"But he's been acting weird lately. Ever since my girlfriend Xiaoxiao and I got married and she moved in with me, he's completely changed. He often rolls into a ball and pokes Xiaoxiao."
"Xiaoxiao told me this many times, but I didn't believe it at first. It wasn't until she showed me the video she had taken that I realized that Xiao Jiutiao was a completely different person in front of her."
"I asked Xiao Jiu Tiao why, but he kept barking for a long time and I still couldn't understand. So I had no choice but to show him my marriage certificate every day and tell him that Xiao Xiao and I are a legal couple. I hope he can accept Xiao Xiao as he accepts me."
"But, it always covers the marriage certificate, almost wanting to tear it up..."
Said.
Pang Lei took out the tortured marriage certificate.
The hedgehog squinted at the little red notebook and stretched out its two claws to scratch it.
The live broadcast room was filled with barrages of comments.
[Pointing and arguing] Xiaoxiao, your new husband's child is very dissatisfied with you.]
[Hiss, judging by the look in his eyes, Little Jiu Tiao doesn't really approve of your wife.]
[Xiao Jiutiao: Who notified me? Who gave me permission?]
[Isn't this hedgehog unfamiliar with Chinese characters? I can't read your marriage certificate. I wonder if you two are married?]
When Pang Lei looked up, he happened to see this comment: "I deliberately read it a hundred times in Chinese, fifty times in English, and thirty times in French."
This time.
It was the turn of the viewers in the live broadcast room to fall silent.
[Okay, okay, I know you are proficient in three languages.]
[This person who helps me finds a subtle sense of humor.]
[Pang Lei: Living People Micro-Death.jpg]
Pang Lei continued.
“No matter how big the problem is, there is always a solution.”
"It's nothing, actually. There are always children who can't accept their dad looking for their mom. Xiaoxiao has a good temper and never gets angry. But to avoid trouble, she's been staying at her parents' house for four days."
"Yesterday, the weekend, I prepared food for Xiao Jiu Tiao for the next two days and planned to go find Xiao Xiao."
"I didn't expect it to sneak up and lie down under the wheel when I was driving to find Xiaoxiao. If I hadn't been in the habit of circling the car before driving, I wouldn't have been able to kill it even if it had nine lives."
"This situation has happened more than once or twice."
"Anchor, I'm really worried. Can you help me ask why it does this?"
The viewers in the live broadcast room couldn't help but leave comments.
[Fox, yellow, white, willow, and gray. The White Immortal refers to the hedgehog. According to folklore, a hedgehog needs to pass the "carriage and horse gate" and survive being run over by a car in order to become an immortal. Is this the case with your little Jiu Tiao?]
[Don’t say that, don’t say that!]
【There is reason and evidence.】
[You're playing fantasy, right? ]
The hedgehog stood up, blinking its small black eyes and twitching its pink nose.
[I'm saving you! Without me, you would have lost your kidneys long ago!]
Bai Shao's eyes flashed with a strange color. Realizing something was wrong, she translated word for word, "It said it was saving you. Without it, your kidneys would have been gone long ago."
Pang Lei was full of questions.
Gu Zhemin stopped crying. She wiped her tears, sat up and quietly looked at Bai Shao's phone, with confusion in her eyes. Uncle Guo shared the same confusion as her.
Pang Lei took a long time to find his voice. He pointed at his nose and said word by word: "Save. My. Kidney?"
There are endless funny things happening in the live broadcast room by viewers.
[Nine Lives, I have to say something to you about this. What's wrong with a young couple having a nightlife?]
[After getting married, it’s normal to feel some back pain! ! ! !]
【The little hedgehog doesn't understand the darkness of the night.】
【I really can laugh hahahahahahahaha. 】
Bai Shao was not as optimistic as the barrage. She saw a spirituality in the hedgehog that was different from other animals. If the hedgehog simply didn't want to live a world of two with Pang Lei, it wouldn't have been like this.
The hedgehog's nose moves clearly and orderly.
[Xiaoxiao is a liar. A long time ago, I heard her on the phone saying she had found a kidney donor with a fool named Pang Lei, and that you were easy to fool.]
[She found me and stabbed me with a toothpick. Later, you saved me. I then learned that your name was Pang Lei. She was a bad woman! And you married her!]
[Everything from your falling in love to your marriage was planned by her. She was after your kidney!]
Bai Shao translated truthfully and asked, "Do you know your new wife well enough?"
Pang Lei nodded like a chick pecking at rice.
"Xiaoxiao is an only child, and her family is well-off. Her father-in-law and mother-in-law are well-known entrepreneurs in Xiangcheng."
"As far as I know, my father-in-law and mother-in-law are in good health, and Xiaoxiao is fine too. How could she have planned to take my kidney and even sacrifice herself to marry me for my kidney?"
"Little Jiutiao is very smart. I'm afraid he'll get bored, so I always let him watch TV series on my tablet during class. Has he seen too many melodramatic plots and started to overthink reality?"
He and Xiaoxiao had known each other for half a year and had a flash marriage, but he dared to say that there would never be another couple as compatible as them.
Whether it is thoughts, world outlook, or even interests and hobbies, Xiaoxiao seems to have grown up with his aesthetic taste.
Unlike him, a small town test-taker, Xiaoxiao has lived a carefree life since childhood. She is as beautiful as a flower and has a hot body. Being liked by such people, his parents often say that their ancestors must have been very successful.
In contrast, he is not only fat but also ugly, and comes from a poor family. After working so hard for so long, he cannot even reach the threshold of his father-in-law's house.
Think of this.
Pang Lei frowned: "I can't figure out why."
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