Chapter 139: Tough Guy on the Grassland - The Flathead Has the Final Say on Whether Nanzhou is in Chaos or Not
See this.
Bai Shao shook her head and sighed, "It's so ugly and cute, it's obvious it belongs in the zoo. I'd like to kidnap it, but it belongs on this grassland."
[I just searched, and moles are only found in Nanzhou. The Xie family and moles are located in the north and south, respectively.]
So, how did you end up on the grassland? [Answer me! Look in my eyes.]
All the viewers in the live broadcast room were wondering why Bai Shao came to Nanzhou in the blink of an eye.
Bai Shao's expression became serious. "By chance, we're trapped on the Nanzhou grasslands. We're in urgent need of a guide. Click the red heart in the lower left corner to help us find a guide and get out of the grasslands."
The viewers in the live broadcast room were annoyed.
[Where? Where are you trapped?]
[Trapped in the grassland, such a niche text. 】
[Wake up, do you need a guide? You need a search and rescue team!]
[Don't you know how big the grassland is? You still want a guide to take you out! Why don't you go to heaven?]
[What's the difference between this and braised pork falling into a wolf's den...]
[[Dog Head] The difference is this piece of braised pork, she can understand wolf talk.]
Under the distrust of barrage.
Bai Shao waved her hand generously: "Since we are here, we should make the best of it. I have nothing to do anyway, so I might as well draw a lucky bag."
Accompanied by comments like [You actually still have the mind to draw a lucky bag], an account with the ID "Record of the 1,876th Species" won the lottery.
After the microphone is connected.
The person who appeared in the camera was a tough guy who wrapped himself tightly. He pulled down the sunscreen scarf, revealing his wheat-colored skin and facial features with thick eyebrows and big eyes.
"Hello, my last name is Zhao. If I'm not mistaken, we should be walking on the same grassland."
The viewers in the live broadcast room kept posting comments.
[The handsome uncle looks familiar.]
【Director Zhao, this is not it! 】
Who is it?
A quirky director, he lost everything in his family's fortune making documentaries after graduation. His account name is a true reflection of his life. It's said he's now performing to pay off his debts.
See this comment.
Director Zhao's eyes widened as he watched his reputation suffer. His voice rose slightly as he explained, "It's not as bad as you say. The sponsor paid, and I took him to experience life. This is called mutual benefit, not selling one's skills."
The barrage doesn’t believe it.
[You still say it's not a performance? ]
[[Doghead] You are just deceiving yourself! ]
Accept the reality, kid.
Bai Shao didn't think too much about Director Zhao's identity as a director. "We're both on the grassland, what a coincidence! Maybe we'll run into each other again. Director Zhao, is there anything you need to consult?"
Director Zhao stroked the corner of his clothes with his fingers, feeling a little embarrassed, and turned his phone around.
"James, you say!"
The camera turns.
James came into view, blond and blue-eyed, with an exotic appearance, his long legs crossed, leaning against a strange-looking tree, a lollipop between his fingers.
"I found my love, but my love doesn't want to communicate with me. What can you do?"
Bai Shao was speechless as her eyes fell on James, her brows furrowed tightly, she felt very familiar with him.
The viewers in the live broadcast room were very confused.
What the hell?
What is love?
【Who can translate this...】
Director Zhao's camera turned again: "Nong, that is his love."
Following Director Zhao's finger, everyone saw a honey badger digging into a beehive.
The honey badger in front of me is more than 80 centimeters long, with a broad head, a flat nose, and no exposed ears.
Its tail is round and long, and its back is covered with a layer of hair, making it look like a gangster with dyed white hair and a shaved head. Its belly and sides are black with clear boundaries, and from a distance it looks like it is wearing a cloak.
The viewers in the live broadcast room were amazed.
[Yohoo, it’s a flat-headed brother! ]
【Don't care about life or death, just fight if you don't agree. 】
Welcome to a day in the life of the tough honey badger on the grassland.
Honey Badger: The ultimate warrior among the Mustelidae, Carnivora order, the world's most fearless animal. The honey badger's eyes are shaped like concave and convex mirrors, making everyone seem smaller than itself, leading to a lifelong battle.
[Whether Nanzhou is in chaos or not, Pingtou has the final say.]
To put it nicely, it's fearless; to put it bluntly, it's clueless.
So, James' love is a honey badger?
Just when the netizens were discussing it heatedly.
James' love has tasted enough of the sweetness of life and wants to challenge the bitterness of life. Facing the dusk, it walks towards the next buffet restaurant without recognizing any relatives.
Director Zhao’s phone has good enough pixels that he can still clearly lock onto the honey badger even from a long distance.
Just see.
The honey badger stretched out its sharp claws and dug out a yellow-brown scorpion from the soil. The scorpion's surface was covered with dense hairs, and the poisonous stinger on its tail was raised high, trying its best to add a hint of flavor enhancer to the honey badger's food.
Comments were left in the barrage.
【Dessert at the end of the meal.】
【Chicken flavor, crispy.】
[It takes no skill to get it into your mouth, it's all about hard work. ]
So, James's love is a honey badger!?
Director Zhao sighed softly.
"James doesn't speak much Mandarin, so let me say for him that he loves animals, but all the pets he's had over the years have died in various ways and for various reasons."
"He found me and wanted me to accompany him in finding a pet with a strong enough physique and a thick enough health bar."
"Honey badgers have strong resistance. Even if they are stung by a scorpion, lying down for a while is undoubtedly the best option."
Hear this.
The vast majority of netizens agree with this.
That’s really good.
[Snake venom is just a sleeping pill for it. You can imagine how thick its health bar is.]
Why not keep a turtle?
[Raising an elephant tortoise, one tortoise can pass down through three generations. Even when the person is gone, the tortoise remains.]
[I remember that giant tortoises are nationally protected animals and cannot be kept as pets.]
[Look, you said that the flat-headed brother can be raised? ]
【We don’t understand the world of the rich! 】
Bai Shao understood: "You want me to help you persuade the honey badger to go with James?"
Director Zhao quickly waved his hands and said, tapping the screen frantically with his fingers, giving Bai Shao mad rewards.
"That's not the case. We can't break the law knowingly. James decided to settle down in South Continent for the honey badgers. He wants to start by being friends with them."
"He heard that you can understand animal language, so this money is part of his reward for hiring you as an interpreter."
Bai Shao: "..."
If it is a reward, it can be transferred privately.
James was getting impatient waiting. He held a lollipop in his mouth and took out a cobra that Director Zhao had caught earlier from his waist pocket, and kept waving at the honey badger.
The cobra in James's hand has a slender body, golden skin and a flat head.
The most notable feature is the obvious bulge on the top of its head, which makes it look like a pair of glasses, combining beauty and ferocity.
James smiled and shouted to the honey badger in English: "Have you ever eaten the golden cobra? Come here."
The barrage started to come alive.
【Those who like spicy noodles know that although it is spicy, it is also very fragrant.】
[Flathead: Yes! (Venomous snakes are a daily snack for Flatheads. Flatheads have a fast metabolism and are extremely resistant to local snake venom.)
[Purification plus tankiness = super strong combat power. ]
[I understand, Badger Ancient Holy Body! ]
[Latiao: So, I am part of your play? ]
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