Chapter 6: @岁月静好, animal voice actor - learn to bark



Chapter 6: @岁月静好, animal voice actor - learn to bark

The golden monkey kept screaming: "No, I saw him hide my child in his bag with my own eyes. The bag has my child's scent. I followed him all the way, there's no mistake!"

Bai Shao leaned over and comforted the golden monkey while asking, "You followed him the whole time. Do you remember where he went? Did he let go of his handbag?"

The golden monkey racked his brains and pointed to the nearby public restroom: "Restroom! He went to the restroom! He stayed there for a long time!"

Bai Shao slowly stood up and walked towards the public restroom a hundred meters away, and just arrived at the door.

The masked man yelled, "What do you mean? You don't still think I stole the golden monkey, do you?!"

Talk about exciting.

The masked man grabbed Bai Shao's wrist, his eyes showing appropriate worry and concern, as if he was genuinely concerned about the zoo's reputation. "Anyone with a discerning eye knows I'm innocent, but you don't believe me. Honestly, are you trying to deliberately discredit the zoo? You have a really dirty heart!"

[Ah, the last person who dared to get so close to someone and use a large amount of power was beaten by the anchor and sent to the hospital.]

【Someone: Don’t be so rude.】

[As true as the protagonist, he has as many fans as he wants. The director has a name! ]

Bai Shao asked Uncle Hou to evacuate the people in the bathroom, and at the same time, she turned her backhand and twisted the masked man's arm behind his back.

Screams resounded through the sky.

The tourists felt pity for the weak and couldn't bear it, so they pointed at Bai Shao.

"That's too much!"

"It was your zoo that slandered people first, and now you're actually beating them up."

"It's wrong to use violence no matter what. Let him go immediately, or we'll call the police!"

Bai Shao let go of the masked man and, at the reminder of the golden monkey, walked straight to the toilet cubicle with a maintenance sign in front of the door. Finally, she found the curled up little golden monkey in the trash can. She took off her coat and wrapped the little golden monkey in it.

When the tourists saw Bai Shao carefully carrying out the monkey, they were stunned and their cheeks felt burning with pain.

"Oh my god, there are monkeys!"

"So the zoo is right?"

"We're still speaking up for you. Are you even human? Why did you attack the golden monkey?"

The viewers in the live broadcast room all breathed a sigh of relief.

[I knew there would be a twist, but luckily I didn't say anything outrageous that would cause the host to apologize.]

[How did the host guess that the little monkey was inside? ]

【My answer: Mind reading! 】

The masked man was completely panicked: "No, it wasn't me. How can you prove it was me?"

Bai Shao handed the little golden monkey to Uncle Hou's care and gave the masked man a cold sidelong glance. "Did their IQ and umbilical cord get cut together? There's a surveillance camera outside the door. A quick check would have revealed whether you went in or not. If you hadn't scouted the area beforehand, how would you have known that a single room in this bathroom was under repair?"

The masked man stood there in shock.

Newborn monkeys are very fragile and can die if not carefully watched. He took advantage of the fact that no one had conducted an in-depth investigation and that there were not many surveillance cameras in the rainforest area. He had done this many times and had never failed, but today he fell into the hands of a little girl.

Bai Shao looked at the onlookers and said, "Call the police. This person is likely a repeat offender."

The tourists nodded in agreement, and then someone noticed that the masked man wanted to escape while there were few people around.

"He wants to run!"

"Everyone, come together, we can't let him escape!"

Bai Shao kicked the masked man down with a flying kick. The latter slid several meters, and his bones collided with the ground, creating a march of violent aesthetics and making a crisp and pleasant sound of fractures.

The live broadcast room was full of exclamation marks.

【Ahhh! Sister is so handsome, I love her so much! 】

If this weren't illegal, I would have thought the masked man was just a showrunner's extravaganza.

[I believe the host can understand animal language. Woohoo, is it too late to kneel down and call daddy now?]

[[Dog Head] Don’t you have your own father? Why are you trying to steal my father?]

The tourists had no place to go and just stood aside to watch the show and take photos from time to time.

The masked man was completely terrified and kept begging for mercy: "That little monkey looked like it wouldn't last long. I acted rashly in the heat of the moment. Please forgive me! I have a three-year-old child at home to support, and I don't want to go to jail!"

Bai Shao pretended not to hear and slowly buttoned up her undone clothes.

After the masked man was handed over to the police and the episode was over, Bai Shao discovered that the popularity of the live broadcast room was unprecedented.

It made it into the top ten of the list.

Bai Shao clicked into the backstage to check the number of followers.

19,582.

She thought there was a bug in Douyin, so she refreshed the app and the last digit became 7.

So, she became famous?

She quickly cashed out tens of thousands of dollars in tips from fans and prepared to pay her employees on time.

Just after withdrawing the money, she received a request for a live broadcast from someone with the ID "岁月静好".

The old lady has an elegant temperament, gray hair, and her face is full of traces of time. Even sitting in a wheelchair does not affect her dressing herself. When she wears milky white pearl jewelry, she looks like a lady from a noble family.

"Hello, you may not know me, but I often hear about you from Xixi. My granddaughter suddenly suffered such a great blow and was forced to grow up... But she can see her stepmother as a person because of you. She is busy dealing with this matter now and has no time to spare. Let me thank you in advance on her behalf."

Said.

Grandma Wang gave some tips to the carnivals.

Bai Shao: "..."

Please give me more of this thank you!

Dear grandma, do you mind having another grandson who is three months and over 7,000 days old?

[Grandma, I am your long-lost granddaughter! ]

[Everyone is grabbing the grandma, so I'll take the anchor away~]

Bai Shao said softly, "Xixi used to support me very much. Is there anything I can do to help you?"

Grandma Wang put on her reading glasses, hiding her kind eyes. "Yes, yes. I'm connecting with you because I want you to help me see what's wrong with my sweet cub. He's been saying strange things lately. I don't know who he learned it from."

Bai Shao raised an eyebrow: "Budgie?"

Grandma Wang was slightly surprised. She was sure her sweet child wasn't in the picture. "How did you know?"

Bai Shao smiled. "I heard what he was saying. He was complaining that the new millet you bought wasn't to his taste. But he prides himself on being the most sensible budgie in the bird kingdom. Unlike your son, he doesn't always cause trouble for you. He's fine with eating it."

Grandma Wang couldn't help nodding. She had indeed changed the food rations for her children. One of her son and daughter lived in another place, and the other went abroad after the divorce. The neighbors didn't know how many children she had, but the person in front of her knew it clearly.

It seems that Bai Shao is indeed capable and is worthy of being the person her granddaughter trusts.

She leaned leisurely against the dining table.

The camera turned and focused on an albino budgie struggling with its lunch with its claws on the table.

Grandma Wang tucked her hair behind her ears and said gently, "You're right. Do you know why it always imitates dog barking sounds?"

The parrot noticed the sight and ran to Grandma Wang with its round belly sticking out. When it saw the phone, it kissed it repeatedly: "My dear, it's time to eat, Trojan, you are such a good baby."

[It's bad, I've become a pet. ]

[Grandma must really dote on this parrot.]

[People say parrots bark like dogs, which means people are bad, but parrots don't hold grudges and are affectionate, which means parrots are good.]

[It looks normal. Which dog is barking?]

See this comment.

Grandma Wang said mysteriously to the camera: "You will find out in a moment."

As soon as I closed my eyes.

The parrot immediately jumped onto Grandma Wang's shoulder and opened its mouth to bark like a dog: "Woof woof woof!"

Grandma Wang opened her eyes helplessly: "That's it. The most important thing is that I've never had a dog."

The live broadcast room was quiet for several seconds, and then countless comments filled the screen.

I really couldn't hold back when imitating a dog's bark.

【This bird is really a dog. 】

【Dog: It uses all my words! 】

[So that's a real dog barking, animal voice actor hahahaha. ]

[Barking Parrot, New Species~]

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