"Hello everyone, I'm a new Astartes recruit who's been training for two and a half years. I enjoy singing, dancing, rap, and playing basketball. Praise be to Om Messiah, the God of All Machines! Now, I'll sing you a song called 'Machine, You're So Beautiful.'"
"Ji, you are so beautiful! Beep...beep...beep..."
What the hell is this! What blasphemy!
Listening to that devilish music, Chang Wei felt completely unwell. Where did this idiot come from? Where is the Inquisition? There are heretics here!
Not long after, the "trainee" who was twisting his hips while holding a basketball on the stage was carried away by a group of judges who rushed over before he even finished singing the song.
"You little black man! You're so bold! Whether it's for the Emperor or Brother Kun, you'll suffer for it later!"
Chang Wei was so embarrassed that he could not face anyone. He secretly glanced at Kevin and Ellie on his left and right and found that they were just watching the fun and laughing happily. They didn't understand what was going on and thought it was just a show.
Just when Chang Wei thought the accident was over, the accident came onto the stage again.
Dangdangdangdang........
A familiar and exciting background music played, and a group of Transformers, clad in black robes with red clouds, entered the venue in a Hokage-like fashion. Then, as they neared the stage, they all leaped with all their might, ascending onto the stage with a dashing grace and striking a pose.
Puff! Chang Wei almost vomited blood.
As expected, it’s you, a bunch of you with middle school syndrome, who have distorted the style of painting!
But soon, there was a warm cheer and shouting from the audience, as if a lot of the fleet crew members liked this group of lovely iron lumps.
It’s over, it’s over. I’m afraid the spread of chuunibyou can’t be stopped.
Just as Chang Wei was holding his forehead with his hand, the invisible Tuo Xu suddenly whispered in his ear in a low voice.
"Something's wrong, kid. I just received news that all the monitoring devices we left in the solar system have lost contact."
Chang Wei's eyes changed, but he didn't show any panic. Instead, he stood up with a smile and said sorry to Kevin and Ellie on his left and right: "Sorry, I have to leave for a while, I will be back soon."
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