Cui Xian naturally agreed.
The teacher and the student asked the runners to help them move the ten boxes of imperial examination papers to the backyard.
In the backyard.
Pei Jian, Zhuang Jin, Li Heyu, Cui Yu and Gao Qi were already waiting tremblingly.
Behind them is the "pigeon cage" built yesterday, which is a one-to-one reproduction of the provincial examination venue.
But, after one night, the examination room changed!
Each pigeon cage is equipped with a set of tables, chairs, benches and a toilet.
There is also a 'learning slogan' posted on it.
"Improve one point and kill a thousand people."
"If you don't fight hard now, your life will fight with you in the future."
"There are still 276 days until next year's Tongsheng Examination!"
"If you don't work hard in the imperial examination, you can't be brothers."
Outside the examination room, there is a "wooden score wall" with densely written examination rules on it: daily test, weekly test, monthly test, first mock test, second mock test, and third mock test.
Let me ask you, who wouldn’t tremble in fear when faced with such a situation?
Pei Jian and his companions had been here for quite some time. They were staring at the wooden wall in a daze, and they all agreed that there was absolutely no such perverted thing in the world!
See Choi Heon.
Gao Qi was the first to shout, "Brother Xian, what's written on this wooden wall? It's all fake, right?"
Facing the expectant eyes of the brothers.
Cui Xian showed a malicious smile: "What are you thinking? Of course it's all true! From now on, you must stay in the examination room every afternoon and write two eight-part essays. All the rules will simulate the provincial examination. If you have to go to the toilet, you can do it in the toilet."
"After the test is over, the results and rankings will be announced the next morning. The person who ranks last will be responsible for emptying and washing the toilet after school."
"The daily tests are the most basic, and only test small questions from the imperial examinations."
"The weekly test is a seven-day cycle, and it tests the big questions. Those who rank last in the weekly test need to stay in class for an hour every day until they are no longer last in the next week."
"Then there will be a monthly exam, which will include both large and small questions. Those who rank last will need to call their parents to review the problems they encountered in their studies this month."
"As for the first, second and third mock exams, they are three mock exams before the Tongsheng exam. These three exams only record the rankings, and there is no penalty. How about that? Isn't it very humane?"
Upon hearing Cui Xian's words, Pei Jian and others turned pale.
So scary!!
Brother Xian, even the King of Hell is not as scary as you!
Li Heyu swallowed his saliva and said in a trembling voice: "Doesn't that mean that we will have to take exams every day in the future?"
"Of course not! You just take exams every afternoon."
Cui Xian smiled and said, "You still need to study, practice questions, and recite eight-part essays in the morning!"
Everyone: ???
Even Mr. Dong Lai exclaimed in his heart, "Good guy."
Pei Jian always felt that something was wrong. He finally figured it out and slapped his head: "Brother Xian, didn't you say you would teach us the secret method? Where is the secret method?"
Cui Xian said, "Oh, right, the secret method. If you hadn't told me, I would have almost forgotten it."
The five brothers were speechless.
How could I forget such an important secret method!
After careful discussion, Pei Jian spoke on behalf of everyone and said excitedly: "We want to learn "Fifty Days to Sprint to the Shore to Take the Examination"!"
What the hell?
Cui Xian was stunned for a moment, and then he realized that this was the name of the secret technique he had made up yesterday.
So, under the astonished gaze of Pei Jian and others.
Cui Xian took out a pen and ink and wrote the words "Fifty days to sprint ashore to take the examination for the status of a student" on the spot, and then pasted them on the ten boxes of examination papers that were brought over.
After he finished pasting the papers, he grinned and said to his brothers, "Yes, this is the secret method! In fifty days, you have to finish all the ten boxes of test papers."
"On average, I need to brush about twenty copies a day."
"Next, there are examination papers from 87 counties in Henan waiting for you to take them."
Pei Jian and others were dumbfounded.
Seeing that they didn't move for a long time.
Cui Xian reminded with a smile: "Aren't you guys starting yet? The exam will be in the afternoon. Friendly reminder, I will refer to the test paper you are studying and give you a similar question."
"Again, please remind me that the last person to attend must empty and wash the toilet."
“…”
Hearing this, the five brothers looked at each other, turned away with disgust, and then started to practice questions in a hurry!
In short.
These ancient guys have suffered the consequences of modern exam-oriented education.
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