A hamster king fell from the sky
Who Says Cats and Mouse Are Natural Enemies?
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Banxia Novel Exclusive Release 2025.0807
"Shushu, it's the smell of hamster, it's sweet and smells delicious."
"How do I fry, boil, or steam it? Bird, do you have any good suggestions?"
“Fried until golden and crispy?”
"Bird, I think you are too cruel."
"It's late at night... want to have a late-night snack?"
"I'm ordering takeout now."
…
As soon as he woke up from this situation, Jiang Zhiyi seemed to hear some voices talking about something.
After a while, she regained her composure and slowly opened her eyes. She was met with a breathtakingly beautiful face. Beside that person, on the table, was a goldfish and a bird, which seemed to be—chirping at her?!
Jiang Zhiyi blinked when he realized that they were saying bad things about him to his face. He was shocked, speechless and a little bit unbelievable when he looked at the scene in front of him.
She didn't know how to describe the scene.
She felt like she might be dreaming. She actually saw a speechless expression on the face of a bird, and even the handsome guy in front of her seemed to be agreeing with the bird.
This scene was really inexplicable. Jiang Zhiyi felt that he might be dreaming. When he woke up, the scenes in front of him naturally disappeared.
Jiang Zhiyi silently retracted his hand and continued to close his eyes and pretend to be asleep. Chen Yujing did not interrupt the discussion between the bird and the fish as if he was enjoying the show. He looked at Jiang Zhiyi lying back without saying a word, which was inexplicably funny.
"This hamster can teleport. We must catch it quickly. It will fly to Shen Yujing's house in a flash." Bird thought, and then suddenly saw Jiang Zhiyi retreating silently and stopped him: "Rat! Don't run!"
The fish was about to say yes when it turned its body and looked towards Jiang Zhiyi.
"She's awake! She's really awake!"
"Brother Chen Yujing, go and take a look!"
Shen Yujing, who had been silent, turned around and saw Jiang Zhiyi rubbing his head in a daze.
Well, she still couldn't deceive herself. It would be a problem if she couldn't hear such a loud noise, so she decided to face it bravely.
After the bird's voice fell, Jiang Zhiyi, who seemed calm, sat on the ground, but had actually been walking for a while. Before the two of them could discuss anything, Jiang Zhiyi hurriedly interrupted them.
"Excuse me, handsome guy... I want to ask where this place is..."
Jiang Zhiyi began to ask questions even though he knew the answer, pretending to be stupid. Anyway, no matter what, such a handsome guy would not bother with a fool.
Shen Yujing was so angry that he laughed, pointing at himself and asked her: "Are you asking me?"
Jiang Zhiyi smiled embarrassedly, then silently let go of the TV that he had already scrapped.
"Hey, if I say I didn't mean it... would you believe me..."
Shen Yujing tilted his head, pondering the truthfulness of her words. The next second, ruthless words came out of his mouth: "I don't believe it."
"If you don't want to pay compensation, just say so." Shen Yujing crossed his arms and motioned for her to stand up.
"Can you find another way to compensate me?"
Jiang Zhiyi sniffed, then touched his phone. He unlocked it without even caring about the shock and clicked on the balance: "I only have... 49.52 left."
I originally wanted to search the pocket that was cleaner than my face to prove my innocence, but I didn't expect Jiang Zhiyi to just flip through it and take out his cell phone so easily.
She was also surprised and told him her balance without hesitation, and then there was silence.
Shen Yujing closed his eyes, looked at her phone with disgust and remained speechless for a while.
Just when Jiang Zhiyi felt that the handsome guy in front of her was very easy to talk to, and even had the illusion that he would return the phone to her in the next second, Shen Yujing moved his fingers.
"Balance arrived - 49.52 yuan."
After the voice came out, Jiang Zhiyi was stunned for a second. This was not the sound of Jiang Zhiyi's cell phone ringing. It was obvious that the handsome guy in front of him really didn't leave any time for him.
Jiang Zhiyi: “?”
She looked at Shen Yujing's calm expression in disbelief, and then tears filled her eyes. Almost fifty dollars in cash had actually been transferred away by such a handsome guy... What a sad life...
Shen Yujing looked at her with disgust on her face: "Can't bear to part with it?"
"Of course." Jiang Zhiyi bit her back teeth and tried not to cry: "Handsome boy, how many gold coins do I need to compensate you?"
"Just two extra zeros."
Seeing Jiang Zhiyi's painful expression, Shen Yujing's mouth curled up slightly: "But considering that you are so poor... I allow you to postpone the compensation and work for me to earn money to pay off my debts."
"or……"
Hearing Shen Yujing's turning point, Jiang Zhiyi looked up instantly: "Or..."
"Or you let me eat it. It would be nice to fill my stomach."
Jiang Zhiyi: “?”
Just as she was wondering whether the handsome guy was serious about what he said, the next second Shen Yujing grew furry ears, furry paws, and a furry tail.
Jiang Zhiyi ignored the sinister fangs revealed by Shen Yujing and directly touched his tail with his hand.
Damn it!
It was soft and pink. Jiang Zhiyi swallowed his saliva and couldn't help but reach out to grab Shen Yujing's tail hair that was swaying in front of his eyes. The next second, Shen Yujing's hair stood up.
Jiang Zhiyi was startled. When she looked up, she saw that the handsome guy's expression was a little angry and his face looked red. Jiang Zhiyi quickly let go of her hand.
"I'm sorry, I couldn't help it!"
Jiang Zhiyi cursed himself in his heart, wondering why he couldn't control his hands.
Despite this, Jiang Zhiyi couldn't help but mutter, "It's human nature to grab furry things when you see them, isn't it?"
Then Shen Yujing grabbed Jiang Zhiyi's tail and scolded him harshly.
"What are you doing! I despise you from the bottom of my heart. You look so glamorous, but you actually lust after beautiful women and you keep clinging to them with your lustful eyes!"
Shen Yujing was a little stressed, but it was true that anyone would be broken down if their vital point was caught.
Jiang Zhiyi blinked, retracted his hand and apologized embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I really didn't mean it, I was subconscious..."
"Subconscious actions reveal a person's character!"
Shen Yujing spit on her from now on! Shen Yujing is determined to hate her! !
This is bad, I can’t wash it off even if I jump into the Yellow River.
Jiang Zhiyi raised his head with a look of despair.
I happened to bump into a mirror and saw my ears moving around. I didn't know when a short tail appeared behind me.
etc……
Your own ears?
Jiang Zhiyi quickly raised his hand and touched his ears in front of the mirror. It felt furry and he couldn't help but rub it a few more times. If he guessed correctly, this was a hamster's ear, right?
Jiang Zhiyi took a deep breath, and the fish in the fish tank blew bubbles, and their eyes widened visibly.
"Damn it, Shushu made Chen Yujing so angry that he turned red?"
The bird in the cage also began to fly restlessly to the edge of the cage and bumped into it, trying to see Jiang Zhiyi's spirit body clearly. When she saw it clearly, she exclaimed in amazement: "A hamster that can teleport! And it can make Shen Yujing so angry!"
"When will I be able to cultivate to her level?"
"Brother Bird, I believe you."
The bird was hopping in the birdcage. Jiang Zhiyi watched it unlock the cage by itself and fly to him. It circled in front of him and then flew back, scattering fish feed in the fish tank.
"Then let's eat together. Only when we eat enough will we have the energy to turn into a rat."
Jiang Zhiyi suddenly understood after listening to these illogical words.
Holy shit, aren't all the people here animals transformed into spirits?
What happened to the promise that spirits weren't allowed after the founding of the country? It seems I'm the only one who listened to it?
Jiang Zhiyi was embarrassed to get up and wanted to leave the house. He moved slowly and was about to slip away when he heard Shen Yujing's slow voice.
"If you leave you're screwed."
It's broken and it's been caught.
Jiang Zhiyi hated the fact that the way he landed was really strange. How could he appear in someone else's house out of nowhere?
"If I say I'm really not from this world, would you believe me?"
"Yes."
Shen Yujing motioned for her to sit down and handed her a glass of water.
Jiang Zhiyi was surprised when he saw Shen Yujing's calm face. In their minds, they should regard what he said as insignificant nonsense, but Shen Yujing actually believed him?
"People with some mental problems usually say things like that."
Jiang Zhiyi: “…”
Yes, it has to be this kind of infuriating tone, where just one sentence can block the person's subsequent string of sophistry.
"I……"
Before Jiang Zhiyi could say anything shocking, Shen Yujing interrupted her with a half-smile on his face.
"You will work for me in my house until I can rebuild it."
When Shen Yujing showed his fangs, Jiang Zhiyi was subconsciously startled, as if he would really eat her in the next second.
Now Jiang Zhiyi has become completely honest.
"Okay, King Cat, I promise to complete the task!"
Shen Yujing: "..."
As soon as Jiang Zhiyi said this, she felt a little bit doomed. How could she just casually say the name of her cat? She secretly looked up at Shen Yujing's expression, then slowly breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that Shen Yujing didn't care about what she said.
After a long while, Shen Yujing slowly uttered a word: "Boring..."
After saying that, he hurried back to his room.
Jiang Zhiyi: “?”
What happened? Why is the reaction so big?
Jiang Zhiyi finally relaxed after Shen Yujing left. He really couldn't bear to look at the miserable scene in the living room, so Jiang Zhiyi breathed a sigh of relief, turned to look at the fish and the bird, and then stretched out his claws evilly.
"What are you going to do?"
"I advise you not to come here!"
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhh—”
The fish in the fish tank next door couldn't bear to watch, so they played with themselves by blowing bubbles, then covered their ears, ignoring what was happening outside the window.
bird:"……"
After being ravaged by Jiang Zhiyi, the bird had no desire to live anymore. It wiped the saliva off its body and hung upside down on its cage.
Jiang Zhiyi was in a better mood and started to clean up the things on the ground. He believed from the bottom of his heart that cute furry things should be ravaged and kissed by him, especially the fluffy white northern long-tailed tit, which was simply the cutest of the cutest things!
Bird: "Hamsters are the most abominable, especially hamsters that have transformed into spirits."
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