Who Stole the Squirrel's Winter Hoard?

Who Stole the Squirrel's Winter Hoard?
Alternative Title: 誰偷了松鼠的冬糧
Author:  金一塊
Status: Completed
Chapters: 35 chapters
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Added: 2025-10-14
Updated: 2025-10-14

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Synopsis: [From the perspective of the Uke]

Song Shu is a squirrel demon. His magic power is low, and his human form is unstable. But on Spirit Mountain, Song Shu is the best at finding food among all the squirrels.

As winter approached, Song Shu had hoarded a tree cave full of winter provisions, ready to enjoy a wonderful winter. Unexpectedly, one day, as he strenuously carried a huge pinecone back to his cave, he discovered that all the winter provisions he had painstakingly gathered were gone!

All! Gone! Song Shu was struck by lightning and fainted from anger. When he woke up again, Song Shu looked at the empty tree cave, his heart feeling like a gaping hole, letting out cold drafts.

After a night, still unable to stomach it, Song Shu stomped his foot, took out his last remaining pinecone, and decided he wouldn't spend the winter like this! He would go find the thief who stole his winter hoard and get revenge!

Before the first snowflake of winter, Song Shu descended the mountain. Passing by a thatched hut, he smelled a familiar scent. It was his scent! The provision thief! Song Shu's eyes lit up, and he furiously darted through the window of the thatched hut, only to see an upright gentleman in white robes sitting by the window reading a book. The man and the squirrel's gazes met strangely.

Song Shu looked at the peanut shells on the table, then at the elegant, clear-as-the-moon gentleman. "Thief, I'll send you to King Yama right now!" Song Shu roared and pounced.

Subsequently, a pair of distinct knuckles held the fluffy squirrel's tail, swinging it in the air. Qin Mian, confused, asked, "Where did this squirrel come from? Why is it still wandering around in winter? Aren't you afraid of freezing to death?"

Song Shu: ... Song Shu: "¥&¥#&"

[From the perspective of the Seme]

On a snowy night, Qin Mian picked up a squirrel that had delivered itself to his door. This squirrel had smooth fur, was lively and nimble, and quite endearing. Most animals have a hard time in winter; worried the squirrel wouldn't survive, Qin Mian kindly took it in, intending to release it after winter.

However, during their time together, Qin Mian always felt this squirrel was too eager, constantly pouncing into his arms, scratching his neck, and insisting on eating and sleeping together. It also chattered gibberish he couldn't understand. Qin Mian thought it must be that the squirrel liked him too much.

So, he kept the squirrel as a pet and brought it back to his sect after winter. One man, one squirrel, familiar and comfortable, until the day Song Shu transformed into human form, gripping Qin Mian's neck and shaking him wildly: "Thief, spit out all the food you ate!"

In a daze, Qin Mian suddenly realized: every time Song Shu pounced, he was actually trying to kill him... Later, the misunderstandings between the man and the squirrel were resolved, and Qin Mian resolved to properly teach this petty little squirrel how to cultivate.

Who knew that one day, the little squirrel would transform into an adorable young man with a fluffy big tail, hold his hand, and seriously say, "I think I'm in estrus, Qin Mian, please help me."

Qin Mian: ? Begging for an answer, what does it mean when the squirrel I'm raising asks me to help him through estrus?

Grumpy, petty squirrel demon × Pure and noble senior disciple of an immortal sect. 1v1, mutually pure.

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Chapters


Chapter 1 (2025-10-14)
Chapter 2 (2025-10-14)
Chapter 3 (2025-10-14)
Chapter 4 (2025-10-14)
Chapter 5 (2025-10-14)
Chapter 6 (2025-10-14)
Chapter 7 (2025-10-14)
Chapter 8 (2025-10-14)
Chapter 9 (2025-10-14)
Chapter 10 (2025-10-14)
Chapter 11 (2025-10-14)
Chapter 12 (2025-10-14)
Chapter 13 (2025-10-14)
Chapter 14 (2025-10-14)
Chapter 15 (2025-10-14)
Chapter 16 (2025-10-14)
Chapter 17 (2025-10-14)
Chapter 18 (2025-10-14)
Chapter 19 (2025-10-14)
Chapter 20 (2025-10-14)
Chapter 21 (2025-10-14)
Chapter 22 (2025-10-14)
Chapter 23 (2025-10-14)
Chapter 24 (2025-10-14)
Chapter 25 (2025-10-14)
Chapter 26 (2025-10-14)
Chapter 27 (2025-10-14)
Chapter 28 (2025-10-14)
Chapter 29 (2025-10-14)
Chapter 30 (2025-10-14)
Chapter 31 (2025-10-14)
Chapter 32 (2025-10-14)
Chapter 33 (2025-10-14)
Chapter 34 (2025-10-14)
Chapter 35 (2025-10-14)