Chapter 30
The next day, Song Shu successfully got an aphrodisiac pill from Xiaohong. He put the aphrodisiac pill into the ring with a serious face, waiting for a good opportunity to let Qin Mian take the pill.
The rat is about to turn the tables and become the king!
When Song Shu thought about being able to "bully" Qin Mian, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl up, his spirits were high, and even when he was flying the sword, he looked more majestic.
Qin Mian was usually busy taking care of the affairs of the sect during the day. Since the ceremony of the two of them joining forces had just ended, Xuan Hua temporarily handed over the miscellaneous affairs of the sect to Ling You.
Although Ling You was dissatisfied, he still took on the burden in a depressed mood.
However, this also gave Qin Mian a lot more free time during the day. Yesterday, Ling You had some things he didn't know how to deal with, so he bothered Qin Mian for a while, and Song Shu was free to go out and look for Xiaohong.
Today, I can only come out for a while while Qin Mian is practicing, and then I have to rush back.
Thinking of this, Song Shu sighed with an air of old age and increased the speed of flying the sword.
Qin Mian has been a bit of a rat snob lately, so he needs to go back quickly.
On the way back, he met Ah Huang who was strolling on a little white dog. Seeing Ah Huang waving at him, the flying sword stopped abruptly, and then landed in front of Ah Huang. Song Shu sat on the sword and looked Ah Huang in the eye.
The little white dog wagged its tail and barked enthusiastically to greet Song Shu.
"Boss," Ah Huang sat on the little white dog's back, legs crossed, and asked, "When will you introduce Qin Mian to the disciples?"
In fact, even without an introduction, most of the disciples of Shumen had met Qin Mian with their masters and knew that he was the eldest senior brother of Xiaoyaomen.
However, Ah Huang was anxious to make fun of Qin Mian's identity as the wife of the clan leader. He waited for four days and finally waited for Song Shu to come out. In the end, Song Shu didn't even bother to test the cultivation skills of the Rat Clan disciples.
This made the weasel, who was thinking about making fun of Qin Mian, very anxious.
"In two days."
Song Shu frowned. He didn't expect Ah Huang to be so anxious. He said with a somewhat unnatural look, "I still have some things to discuss with him. After I have dealt with them, I will tell him about the Rat Clan."
Let the rat take revenge first, and then tell Qin Mian the good news.
"Didn't you just get along with each other and he made you angry?"
Ah Huang added fuel to the fire, "I told you earlier that Qin Mian is not a good person. If you become his Taoist partner, you must be careful in the future. He is very cunning."
A squirrel and a weasel were talking, and the little white dog was lying on the ground listening attentively, not knowing whether he understood or not. Such a harmonious scene was suddenly broken by a clear voice.
"Song Shu, didn't you say you were only going to be out for a while? Why haven't you been home for so long?"
The three little animals turned their heads at the same time, only to see that Senior Brother Qin, dressed in white clothes as white as snow and with a handsome face, had come behind them at some point, his ink-black eyes staring at Song Shu.
"Gu!"
The mouse just came out a while ago!
Song Shu flew to Qin Mian's head with the small sword, then put it away and landed on Qin Mian's head accurately. He stepped on Qin Mian's hair crown and grabbed his hair with his two claws and threatened: "Gugu!"
Qin Mian is not allowed to urge the rats!
Seeing Qin Mian being used as a mount by Song Shu, Ah Huang laughed unrestrainedly, holding his belly. Taking advantage of Qin Mian not understanding, he complained to Song Shu in a sarcastic tone:
"Boss, the Sect Master's wife doesn't obey you at all. Go back and deal with her!"
Song Shu nodded, waved his hand, and replied domineeringly: "I'll deal with him when I get back!"
Hearing Song Shu's reply, Ah Huang glanced at Qin Mian with a gloating look.
Qin Mian is in trouble, and the weasel is happy!
Xiaobai was listening to the conversation between the two and when he learned that Qin Mian was the sect leader's wife, he immediately stood up fiercely, almost throwing Ah Huang off his back, and barked at Qin Mian twice.
"Hello, Madam Sect Leader!"
Seeing that Xiaobai was barking at him, Qin Mian raised his eyebrows slightly, raised his hand to take Song Shu off his head, and asked, "What is it saying? Are you guys saying bad things about me behind my back?"
Rolling his eyes, Song Shu said in disgust, "Gu."
I don't bother to say bad things about you.
Knowing that Song Shu still held a grudge, Qin Mian reluctantly put him back on his shoulder, patted the little squirrel's arm, and said, "Tell them that we're leaving."
The big tail hit Qin Mian's neck. Song Shu said to Ah Huang and Xiao Bai, "I'm leaving first. You guys go play."
Ah Huang nodded, and before riding away on the little white dog, he quietly glared at Qin Mian.
Damn Qin Mian, just wait for the boss to punish you.
The weasel will definitely applaud then!
Ah Huang and Xiao Bai left. Song Shu sat on Qin Mian's shoulder, his eyes rolling around, trying to figure out how to feed Qin Mian the aphrodisiac pill.
Could it be that the rat is also learning the same method Qin Mian used last time?
But the pill clearly melted in the mouth of a mouse, so why was Qin Mian fine while holding it in his mouth?
No, what if Qin Mian doesn’t take it and the pill is eaten by a rat?
The rat has to think of a foolproof plan.
Song Shu was lost in thought all the way and didn't even know when he returned to the cave. When he came to his senses, he was already sitting on the stone table, and Qin Mian was resting his arms on the table, looking at him with a smile in his eyes.
"What are you thinking about again?"
Glancing at him proudly, Song Shu raised his head and said confidently, "Gu!"
The rat is thinking about how to take revenge on you!
Unable to discern what Song Shu meant for a moment, Qin Mian was not anxious. He just touched Song Shu's paw with his fingers and coaxed him in a low voice: "You didn't turn into a human form last night, so you should turn into a human form today."
"If outsiders saw this, they would think we had a disagreement right after we got married, and it would just make them laugh."
Who dares to laugh at the mouse's joke!
Song Shu stood up and jumped onto an empty rattan chair. In the blink of an eye, he transformed into a cute boy with round eyes and black hair. He glared at Qin Mian and said unhappily, "How dare you say that!"
"Why are you still angry?"
Qin Mian touched the boy's soft cheek and said with a smile, "Didn't I apologize to you? Besides, haven't you noticed that your cultivation has improved recently?"
Cultivation?
Song Shu practiced his skills and actually felt that the spiritual energy in the spirit pearl in his body seemed to be stronger. His eyes suddenly widened and he said in surprise, "I haven't practiced for a few days, how come my cultivation level has increased?"
Could it be that the rat is the legendary genius who can improve his cultivation without doing anything?
But why didn't the rat do this before?
He hooked his finger at Song Shu, and when Song Shu came over with a curious look on his face, Qin Mian leaned over and whispered softly, "Do you know that dual cultivation can increase your cultivation?"
Dual cultivation?
As a little squirrel who had just learned the orthodox cultivation of immortals, Song Shu expressed his confusion.
After Qin Mian muttered a bunch of things in his ear, Song Shu's expression changed from disbelief to sudden enlightenment:
It turns out that mating with Qin Mian can improve your cultivation!
Song Shu's heart was stirring again, and he wanted to have sex with Qin Mian again. To be honest, doing that was very comfortable, as long as it was done in moderation, and he still liked it, but -
The rat hasn't taken revenge on Qin Mian yet!
The petty squirrel spirit felt that if he didn't "bully" the mouse back, the mouse would suffer.
With a wrinkled face, Song Shu was confused for a while, and suddenly realized that he could practice dual cultivation when he was taking revenge on Qin Mian!
It’s really a good thing that kills two birds with one stone!
Rats are so smart!
Seeing Song Shu smiling foolishly again, Qin Mian took Song Shu's hand, rubbed his fingertips on Song Shu's fair and tender palm, and then reached into the gaps between her fingers and rubbed it.
"You're not angry now, are you?"
Qin Mian knew that Song Shu was always serious about cultivation. He took Song Shu's hand, lowered his head and gently kissed the back of his hand, and coaxed him softly, "Song Shu, do you want to improve your cultivation?"
Of course the rat needs to improve its cultivation!
Glancing at Qin Mian, Song Shu suddenly came up with a brilliant idea. He raised his chin slightly and said arrogantly, "Close your eyes."
Why not just blindfold Qin Mian and stuff the aphrodisiac into his mouth?
Qin Mian raised the corners of his lips and looked at him with a half-smile: "What new tricks have you learned from the storybook?"
I don't know why a mythical beast like Bixi could have hidden so many indecent storybooks, but Song Shu loved to read them. When the two of them came back from Lingshan, Song Shu would drag Qin Mian to read the storybooks for a while every night, and then recite a few lines from them, such as:
"My dear, I wish I could be like the stars and you like the moon, shining brightly every night."
"There are always a thousand difficulties in this world, but I will never let you down."
"The beauty of the garden cannot compare to the graceful smile of my lover."...
Qin Mian laughed in his heart when he heard the sour love words, but Song Shu read them very seriously. When he was excited, he would hug Qin Mian's face and kiss her to express his love for her.
"Huh, I told you you didn't understand."
Song Shu shook his head and made up a lie: "This is how Taoist couples get along. It's called interest!"
"Now you know that we are Taoist companions," Qin Mian said deliberately, "How come you didn't remember when you ignored me all day yesterday?"
Covering Qin Mian's mouth, Song Shu said angrily: "Just listen to me! You don't even like reading, so don't talk nonsense."
Feeling a dampness on his palm, Song Shu retracted his hand. Just as he was about to pull it back, Qin Mian grabbed it and kissed it. Only then did he let go and said, "I'll listen to you."
Seeing that Qin Mian really closed his eyes, Song Shu secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
He looked around, took out a handkerchief from his ring and covered Qin Mian's eyes, then took off his hairband and tied Qin Mian's hands tightly.
With her black hair cascading down her shoulders, Song Shu clapped her hands and smiled until her round eyes curved into crescent shapes.
Song Shu twisted a dark red pill between his slender white fingers. He cleared his throat and said, confidently, "This is a pill that can strengthen your body. Take it first. I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it later."
Qin Mian raised his eyebrows slightly with the pill at the corner of his mouth. Although his hands were tied, he did not look at all embarrassed.
With the corners of his lips raised, Qin Mian said meaningfully: "Do you really want me to take this pill?"
"Of course it's true!"
Song Shu frowned, thinking that Qin Mian didn't want to eat. When he was wondering whether to force the food into his mouth, his fingertips suddenly felt wet.
It turned out that when Qin Mian was taking the pill, he actually put his finger into his mouth.
So strange!
When his fingertips touched the wet and hot tongue, Song Shu poked it curiously, then quickly pulled his hand out. He pulled the scarf off Qin Mian's eyes and said with a smug smile, "Hehe, what I just fed you was an aphrodisiac. Didn't expect that?"
The rat got his revenge so easily!
The black-haired, white-skinned young man had a smug smile on his face, his red lips curled up, so bright that Qin Mian couldn't take his eyes away for a moment. His breathing was slightly tense, and after a moment, he whispered, "So it's an aphrodisiac pill..."
"uh-huh."
Having seen a storybook about a lovemaking scene on a rattan chair, Song Shu thought for a while and then sat directly on Qin Mian's lap.
Qin Mian's hands were tied at this moment, and he could only let the rat play with him as he pleased!
He unbuttoned Qin Mian's clothes in a hurry, pressed his palms on the elastic muscles on Qin Mian's chest, and smiled again with his eyes narrowed.
Rat’s Taoist companion is very good!
Looking down at Song Shu's satisfied expression, Qin Mian's eyes flashed with a smile. He let Song Shu do whatever he wanted on him for a while, until the person on him was ready for the next move -
Song Shu was stunned when she was suddenly hugged by someone. Only then did she realize that the hairband on Qin Mian's wrist had fallen to the ground at some point, and he was looking at her with a gloomy gaze.
Tonghedao's expression that night was somewhat similar.
With a bad feeling in his heart, Song Shu said fiercely: "How could you throw away my hairband!"
"I'm sorry."
The hairband on the ground quickly fluttered and fell onto the table. Qin Mian kissed Song Shu on the lips and said softly, "I'll wash it for you later."
The hot breath sprayed on his face. Qin Mian rubbed Song Shu's face, put his thin lips next to his ear, and said in an erratic voice: "What should I do? The aphrodisiac pill seems to be working. Song Shu, what did you feel like when you took it last time? I won't lose my mind, will I?"
Although he was stating it, his tone carried a hint of inexplicable pity.
If he can stay conscious, it would be fine. If not... I'm afraid the little squirrel in my arms will suffer.
Song Shu:!
The mouse felt that something seemed to be wrong, and it was a little different from what the mouse had imagined!
He struggled to run away from Qin Mian, but because of his hands shackled at his waist, Song Shu couldn't break free at all. Noticing Qin Mian's increasingly dark eyes, Song Shu prepared to change back to his original form in desperation.
But he was shocked to find that he couldn't change back to his original form for some reason!
"I forgot to tell you."
Qin Mian smiled lightly: "After the Taoist couple swears a vow of unity and has intercourse, if one of them is a demon cultivator, the other can control its changing forms."
Because he had made Song Shu unhappy before, Qin Mian had never tried to make Song Shu maintain his human form, but now that the arrow was on the string, he could no longer allow Song Shu to act as he pleased.
Song Shu's eyes suddenly widened, and he exclaimed, "How come I don't know anything about this!"
Qin Mian is so cunning, he didn’t even tell the rat!
What should I do now that the mouse can’t turn back into its original form?
"Hmm~"
With her lips tightly blocked, Song Shu struggled to move, but soon she nestled obediently in Qin Mian's arms with trembling eyelashes.
The pleasure-seeking little squirrel always compromises with the initial comfort, until the sticky sound of water continues in the cave for a long time, and the person under him is still moving without stopping. Song Shu climbs on Qin Mian's shoulders, and his black hair sways gently on his snow-white back.
With difficulty, Song Shu opened his hazy eyes, gritted his teeth, and began to regret in his heart:
Who invented this aphrodisiac? This medicine is not good at all!
Why does it make people feel uncomfortable after eating rats? It was the rats that made Qin Mian feel uncomfortable after eating them!
The rat wants to destroy all the aphrodisiacs in the world!
…
Elsewhere, Ah Hua, who had just figured out what Xiao Hong had given to gain the Sect Master's trust, suddenly sneezed and touched her eyes with her paws. After the itchiness in her nose subsided, Ah Hua turned around and gave orders to the other cats:
"I've already found out everything. The red fox stole the medicine from the disciples of the alchemy workshop. Those disciples secretly made a lot of aphrodisiac pills without the knowledge of the alchemy elder. Let's sneak in and take some. Even if we lose it, they won't dare to complain."
"Tomorrow, we will go and get one, and the Sect Master will surely be even more satisfied with us."
Several cats stopped and immediately answered firmly: "Meow~"
The cat attacks and is determined to win the heart of the sect leader!
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Author's Comment: Song Shu: I don't think it's right! Qin Mian is about to get humiliated!
Qin Mian (shaking his head): I am so good to you, but you always think about how I feel when I am humiliated and feel uncomfortable.
Song Shu (with a serious face): I suspect someone is pretending!
It’s National Day. I wish you all a happy National Day and happiness every day!
Attached is a small theater:
The setting is a holographic shooting game, and Song Shu and everyone else are living in modern times.
The special forces "Demon Cultivation Squad" has entered the battlefield. You have entered the first level combat readiness state. Come on, special forces!
"Gu!"
On the plane, a little squirrel with orange-red hair on its back nodded seriously. Next to him stood a weasel, an antelope and a calico cat.
After marking the landing spot, Song Shu took the lead and landed steadily by pulling the parachute. He picked up an Ak and shot the enemy who fell with him but was slow to grab the gun to death.
The enemy, who had just landed on the ground and was chopped to pieces, stared at the result screen in disbelief: "Family, I was killed by a squirrel! Is this right?"
Song Shu stepped over the box in front of him ruthlessly, picked up the second-level bulletproof armor and put on the bulletproof helmet, and picked up an UZI submachine gun. Song Shu took firm steps and began to look for nearby enemies.
Rat's goal: clean up the entire building!
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