Chapter 50 The cement is a little loose (revised)
After taking Feng Nanshu for a walk, Jiang Qin returned to the dormitory in the night. As soon as he opened the door, a cloud of thick smoke rushed towards him, choking him and causing him to take a few steps back.
"You set the dormitory on fire while I was away?" Jiang Qin's eyebrows stood up.
Zhou Chao chuckled: "Brother Jiang, why did you come back so late?"
"I had something to do, so I went out for dinner."
Jiang Qin walked in, fanned it twice with his hands, and observed carefully, and found that Zhou Chao was playing with his mobile phone, Cao Guangyu was still posting messages frantically, and the source of the smoke came from Ren Ziqiang.
This guy was sitting on a chair, staring at the night outside the window with a numb expression, a half-burned cigarette in his hand, a drooping slipper hanging on his raised left foot, and cigarette butts all over the ground under his feet. He looked very decadent, and his eyes had lost their light.
This scene looks familiar, Fire Cloud Evil God?
Jiang Qin looked at Zhou Chao with a strange expression: "What's wrong with Lao Ren? Cultivating immortals?"
"He wanted to ask Pan Xiu out today, but he found out that Pan Xiu was having a hot relationship with a junior in our department. They were so ambiguous, and also..."
"Stop, stop, stop. Stop."
Jiang Qin immediately stopped him from speaking, with a righteous look on his face: "Mr. Ren must be feeling very sad right now, and you still want to help him recall it again, this is very immoral!"
After hearing this, Zhou Chao immediately shut up, while Ren Ziqiang gave him a grateful look.
It is not shameful to like someone, but anyone would feel uncomfortable if they see the person they like being hooked up with another man and then being teased by their roommates.
Jiang Qin changed his clothes, turned on his computer, entered the administrator backend and started checking the website.
Shi Miaomiao had already obtained an account and started serializing her original novel, with an initial release of 30,000 words. However, because the platform had no real-life users, she did not receive any feedback.
In addition, the literary club led by Dong Wenhao has opened an internal account and is uploading manuscripts one after another.
The most awesome one is Cao Guangyu, who obviously doesn’t take any money, but his series “My Simple Life as a Rich Second Generation” has been updated to the 35th post.
Jiang Qin clicked on it and took a quick look.
Cao Guangyu, the Dogecoin, is no longer satisfied with showing off in real life, and has started stealing pictures from the Internet to show off.
In the red wine tasting section, Lao Cao said that Lafite is the younger brother, and he usually drinks it by the bottle. A real man should drink Romanee-Conti, the most premium red wine produced by the oldest winery in France.
In the article about famous watches, Lao Cao said that Rolex is only worn by the rich. He usually likes to buy Patek Philippe and he likes Patek Philippe’s advertising slogan even more: No one can own a Patek Philippe, it’s just kept for the next generation.
In the chapter about the campus belle girlfriend, Lao Cao said that he was pursued madly by the campus belle in high school and he was very distressed because he liked his own cute little girl who was as pretty as a fairy more. However, the campus belle kept pestering him and refused to let go. He asked for help from netizens online about what he should do.
Jiang Qin was slightly stunned, thinking, why the hell am I looking in the mirror again? "Old Jiang, when will this website be able to post videos? I want to upload a fitness video showing my abdominal muscles." Cao Guangyu suddenly turned his head.
Jiang Qin was stunned when he heard this: "You have abdominal muscles?"
"I have hands, I can download."
"Oh, it's a mix of Chinese and English, really pretentious. Wait a little longer for the video function, it's still under development."
Cao Guangyu pursed his lips, looking a little regretful. He couldn't post the video, as his acting could never reach its peak.
Jiang Qin ignored him and turned to check the background data. As he was looking, he suddenly found a real person account that was registered a minute ago - the magic-eyed girl Feng Nanshu.
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Oh, by the way, during dinner, someone asked their roommates to help experience the website. Feng Nanshu probably took it to heart, so she registered an account as soon as she got home.
Jiang Qin crossed his legs, drank Coke and stared at the screen, intending to see what the rich lady was going to post.
This is the Internet, and for those with the privilege, no Internet user has the right to privacy online.
What's hidden, invisible to someone, visible only to oneself, etc., are all bullshit, in the eyes of the administrator, they are all meaningless.
Feng Nanshu, the girl with the magic eyes: "What should I do if I'm a little scared of people?"
After triggering the keyword [what to do], the automatic reply program immediately took effect.
Reply 1: "Don't worry, you are so great, you can do it! Come on!"
Reply 2: "Believe in yourself and don't hesitate!"
Feng Nanshu, the girl with the magic eyes: "What should I do if I'm not very good at chatting with people?"
Reply 1: "Don't worry, you are so great, you can do it! Come on!"
Reply 2: "Believe in yourself and don't hesitate!"
Seeing this scene, Jiang Qin's Coke almost sprayed out of his nostrils.
He discovered that these panaceas of automatic replies actually had an obvious loophole, which was that triggering the same keyword continuously would produce almost the same answer.
This won't work. Sunai must fix it before the promotion.
At the same time, the rich lady was still posting and asking questions, and she didn't seem to notice anything strange about the replies, or maybe she hadn't seen the reply yet because of a system delay.
Feng Nanshu, the girl with the magic eyes: "What should I do if I want to go out with a boy every day?"
Feng Nanshu, the girl with the magic eyes: "Why do I feel a little itchy when I go out with a boy?"
Seeing this, Jiang Qin suddenly put down his crossed legs, his eyes were slightly stunned, and there seemed to be an inexplicable feeling in his heart, making him a little restless.
Feng Nanshu, the girl with the magic eyes: "Can good friends live together for a lifetime?"
Feng Nanshu, the girl with the magic eyes: "Do you think the name Jiang Qin sounds good?"
After the latest two questions appeared, Feng Nanshu seemed to realize that there was something wrong with the website's response, so he never raised any new inquiries.
Jiang Qin looked at those questions and couldn't help but smile softly. Then he was slightly confused for a while, and quickly ignored the ripples in his heart.
Don’t even talk about love. Making money is the most important thing. Don’t think about those messy things.
Jiang Qin opened QQ and reported the problem he had just discovered to Su Nai, asking her to modify the automatic reply to avoid generating the same reply after the keywords were triggered continuously.
After the chat, Jiang Qin planned to turn off the computer and go to sleep, but he found that Feng Nanshu's account was on again.
Feng Nanshu, the girl with the magic eyes: "Can you tell me what love is?"
Jiang Qin's breathing stagnated slightly and he immediately turned off the computer.
It’s over. The seal on my heart seems to have loosened.
No, no, I must find some cement to seal the heart.
"Old Zhou, tell me what happened to Ren Ziqiang just now. The more detailed the better, and the more heartbreaking the better!"
Ren Ziqiang raised his head suddenly, his face turning green. "I'm so fucking sad, Lao Jiang, are you ashamed? You're being immoral!"
Jiang Qin spat at him: "Did you ever think about morality when you told Pan Xiu that I had been chasing someone for three years? Hurry up, Lao Zhou, hurry up!"
"Okay!" Zhou Chao felt super excited.
He is from the south and has a strong accent, but you know what, this accent makes for quite interesting storytelling.
According to him, Ren Ziqiang sprayed half a pound of gel water this morning and mustered up the courage to ask Pan Xiu out to play. As a result, when they just arrived at the bottom of the girls' dormitory building, he saw Pan Xiu and a senior student playing and fighting at the door, talking and laughing, and their shoulder straps were almost exposed.
Ren Ziqiang became depressed at that time. He started smoking desperately when he returned to the dormitory, making the whole dormitory seem like it was on fire.
"Pan Xiu is great. The military training isn't over yet, and you even know the seniors?"
After listening to this, Jiang Qin felt stable and his heart was made up. Love is indeed mysterious and making money is the right way to go.
It's really exciting! I'll let Lao Zhou tell it again tomorrow morning, and I think I'll be energetic for the whole day.
(End of this chapter)
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