Chapter 033 We need healthy competition!
"Buying laxatives is a good idea, but where can we buy them? Our pharmacy in the Blue Town doesn't have this kind of thing!"
Xiong Fa thought Zhu Cai's suggestion was really great.
Zhu Cai Zhu Zhu said sneakily: "Yu Duoduo B&B next door must have laxatives!"
After all, this idea was proposed by Yu Duoduo's boss, so the boss must have laxatives.
They go to Yu Duoduo B&B to steal laxatives first!
Xiong Fa stared at Zhu Cai with his sharp eyes, making the latter tremble all over.
Could it be that the boss knew that his supernatural powers heard the suggestion of Yu Duoduo's boss? Did he know that he plagiarized Yu Duoduo's boss?
No way!
Zhu Cai's forehead was covered with cold sweat, and his pig brain was trying hard to think of an excuse.
"How do you know that Yu Duo Duo B&B has laxatives! Have you betrayed me? Do you want to be a chef at Yu Duo Duo B&B?" Xiong Fa questioned.
Zhu Cai's pig brain was overloaded, and he didn't react for a while.
After a while, he said, "Boss, what are you talking about?"
"How else would you know that Yu Duo Duo B&B has laxatives!" Xiong Fa suddenly had the DNA of a detective, "You have never been to Yu Duo Duo B&B--"
"Boss, you remembered it wrong," Gu Da, who was watching the show, raised his hand and reminded him, "Didn't we go to eat barbecue a few nights ago? And that damn rabbit Tu Xinxin, whose singing is terrible, is said to be participating in this Masked Singer Contest!"
"Masked Singer Contest? Why don't I know about it?" Xiong Fa was successfully diverted from the topic.
How come he doesn't know anything?
Gu Da pulled out the registration form and flyer from somewhere, "Look, this is the registration form for the Masked Singer Contest. The first place winner will get 100,000 star coins, the second place winner will get 50,000, and the third place winner will get 10,000. In addition, the winner will have the opportunity to be selected by the Nine-Tailed Fox Group to participate in the training of trainees and become a new idol!"
Xiong Fa quickly took the registration form and flyer and read them carefully.
Then, a blazing fire ignited on his back.
Gou Da and Zhu Cai: "?"
"Register! It's time to show off my singing voice that I've been proud of for many years!" Xiong Fa said shyly, "Actually, I used to win the first place in a singing competition in my hometown."
Gou Da was very excited, "Boss, is it true? I heard that there are four people who signed up for Yu Duoduo B&B this time. They want to take the top three places. If you participate, we will definitely get the first place!"
Xiong Fa crossed his arms with disdain, "A mere first place is not a problem for me. Tu Xinxin and Kong Xian are not my opponents at all..."
He turned his head to look at Gou Da, "Four people? That guy Lu Yao is also participating!"
Isn't this guy tone-deaf!
Participating in some masked singing competition.
"He's not the boss of Yu Duoduo, but a new black-necked crane beastman named Heyun who came to Yu Duoduo B&B. I heard him singing at four o'clock in the morning the day before yesterday, and he sounded pretty good,"
Gou Da commented.
He didn't say that he secretly leaned against the wall and listened to him, and wanted to reward Heyun.
This beastman sings well, why doesn't he start a Douyin live broadcast?
Maybe he can get rewards from people watching the live broadcast by singing.
In the future beast world, Douyin still exists.
However, there are too many anchors, which makes the anchor industry very crowded.
The traffic is not enough to share, and it is much more difficult for anchors to make money.
"Have you tried to test the enemy?" Xiong Fa asked.
Gu Da said seriously, "Yes, I have tried it, this He Yun is a strong opponent!"
There is nothing to be afraid of Tu Xinxin and others.
He was worried that Tu Xinxin would faint as soon as he opened his mouth.
Because it was too unpleasant, everyone fainted.
By then, there will be no audience votes out of the 100 votes, and Tu Xinxin will be eliminated with zero votes!
"It seems that I have to practice my singing voice from tomorrow," Xiong Fa said seriously, as if he was determined to win the championship.
Zhu Cai said weakly: "The mermaid, the wife of the owner of the Yu Duoduo B&B next door, is also participating. The mermaid's singing voice is the best. It will be difficult to beat her!"
Xiong Fa heard this, turned his head to look at Zhu Cai, and a flash of inspiration passed through his mind. He
suddenly understood something!
He looked at Zhu Cai with emotion, "I didn't expect that you knew that Yu Duo Duo B&B had laxatives for this reason."
Zhu Cai was confused: "?"
What?
"A Cai, you are really my good brother!" Xiong Fa thought to himself, "You actually want to use laxatives to make the mermaid have diarrhea, then he can't participate in the competition,"
Zhu Cai: "..."
He...he doesn't have it?
Gu Da was also moved, "Acai, you've thought too much,"
Xiong Fa was deeply moved and apologized, "I shouldn't have suspected that you wanted to take refuge in Yu Duoduo B&B just now, it's my fault, I will definitely win the first place in the Masked Singer this time, and the prize money will be divided equally among the three of us brothers!"
Zhu Cai was very happy when he heard it, "Boss, you have to work hard!"
Gu Da also said, "Boss, why don't you show off your singing skills now, let us have a feast for our ears first!"
Xiong Fa cleared his throat, "Since you are so eager to ask, I will sing a song - Three Little Bears!"
"There are three bears~~~~~~
They are a family~~~~~~~"
Bai Lang and Shi Aotian, who were passing by outside, felt as if they were hit on the head by a hammer.
They were seeing stars.
"Oh my god..." White Wolf held his head, "Who sings so badly!!"
This is killing the beastman!
Lion Aotian's forehead was throbbing with pain, "This singing is more terrifying than Rabbit Xinxin's, it kills people without leaving any trace!"
"What nonsense are you talking about," White Wolf retorted, "My little rabbit sings the best, it's the sound of nature among all the sounds of nature, you lion, you don't know how to appreciate it!"
Lion Aotian: "..."
It seems that Doctor Bai's ears have problems.
"Go, go," Bailang almost couldn't bear it and wanted to kneel down, "Hurry up and go to Yuduoduo B&B to find a pair of earplugs to plug your ears, otherwise, I'm afraid my eardrums will be damaged." Lion
Aotian thought it was true, it was terrible!
The beastmen here sing so badly, and they are actually holding a masked singer competition?
He can win the championship by reciting a poem!
After Xiongfa finished singing a song about three little bears, Zhucai and Gou Da fell to the ground, their eyes turned into mosquito-repellent eyes.
"What are you two doing? Is it too beautiful? Did you fall asleep while listening to
it?" He sighed, "I've never heard such heavenly music before, and it's so useless when I first heard it, ah~"
The guest upstairs in the Fortune Building opened the window and shouted, "Boss, who is cooking with a tractor in your house? It's so noisy, tell him to shut up."
Tractor Cooking Xiong Fa: "..."
Oh, oh, oh, he actually commented on his beautiful singing like this! Next door
Yu Duoduo B&B -
Rabbit Xinxin's ears drooped, and the whole person lay listlessly in front of the counter, "Finally stopped... Xiong Fa, you music idiot!"