Chapter 111: Anti-theft/Weasel Marries a Wife 1



"If you comb your hair once to the end, you will be rich and prosperous; if you comb your hair twice to the end, you will be healthy and worry-free; if you comb your hair three times to the end, you will have many children and a long life; if you comb your hair three times to the end, you will be able to raise your head and your eyebrows will be even..."

The old woman held a brand new comb in her hand and slowly combed the long black hair of the woman sitting in front of the bronze mirror. While combing, she recited auspicious words.

"The girl is so beautiful today."

She leaned down, looked at the dim and hazy image of the woman in the bronze mirror, and said with a smile.

The woman lowered her eyebrows slightly and smiled softly.

The reflection in the bronze mirror also smiled softly. The bright red wedding gown embroidered with gold thread was exquisitely made, which made the person in the bronze mirror look even more beautiful, dignified and elegant, with fair skin, slightly round almond eyes, and lively and gentle manner. She looked at herself in the mirror and slightly opened her lips.

"Mother-in-law, I'm a little scared..."

"Silly girl, what are you afraid of?" The old woman kept moving. After combing the girl's hair, she carefully placed the phoenix crown on her head.

"You are different now than you were before..." She stopped talking and said, "And Huang Jiulang is only allowed to marry you. If he dares to be like those men and have three wives and four concubines, just beat him up. If you can't beat him, come and vent your anger on your sisters and relatives. I guarantee he won't dare to do it!"

The woman was amused by her and smiled, her lips were red and her teeth were white.

"How can you teach a bride-to-be to say such things?"

"I didn't dare to do it before, but now it's no big deal..."

The sounds of suona and gongs gradually rang out outside the door, the tunes were gentle and uplifting, full of joy.

"The wedding procession is here!" said the old woman, and she quickly put a red veil on the woman's head, opened the door, took her hand and led her out.

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When Luo Zheyu gradually regained consciousness, he found...

I did not return to my real body.

In the past, when he returned to his real body, it was always passive. This was the first time he was able to go back actively, but he didn't expect that something would go wrong.

Luo Zheyu couldn't figure out what was wrong with the operation for the time being, because the object he traveled through this time was rather strange.

The head is small, slightly round and somewhat flat, the neck is long and flexible, the body is slender, the limbs are short with five fingers, the nails are curved and sharp, the fur on the back is reddish brown, the chest and abdomen are slightly lighter, there is a circle of white fur around the mouth, and the face is slightly black.

This is a weasel.

A weasel standing up.

It stood in a bedroom with window decorations of the word "囍" pasted on the wall and a pair of red candles lit. It paced back and forth, and then rolled on the ground, seeming to be very anxious. Its expression was like that of a human, and its body size was actually the same as that of an ordinary person.

The most important thing is that Luo Zheyu woke up inside it.

Even though he was a weasel, he could completely accept the fact that he could not travel through time and space as a human being. However, in the past, after traveling through time and space, the original consciousness in the body he traveled through had long since ceased to exist. This time, the body he entered was full of life and his consciousness was very clear.

The weasel, lying on its back anxiously on the ground, suddenly stopped moving, sat up, and stretched its hind legs to the ground, in the same position as a human would sit up.

"Who are you?" It seemed to have sensed the changes in its body and asked in a clear and childish voice, like a teenager speaking.

Luo Zheyu was about to speak, but unexpectedly the weasel said: "You must have heard my inner desire and came to help me!"

"Great! I'm saved!" The voice was full of surprise.

Luo Zheyu: ???

"Hurry, help me transform! My wife is going to get married today, and I am just one step away from understanding the transformation, but unfortunately I just can't figure it out!" The weasel urged repeatedly in a clear and delicate boyish voice.

"Transform? Transform into human form?" Luo Zheyu finally had the chance to ask in the weasel's heart while the weasel was talking.

At this time, Luo Zheyu's soul was squeezed inside its body.

"Yes! Help me now!"

"I can't transform." Luo Zheyu told the truth. He really couldn't transform into an animal, let alone a puppet. The two were not the same race at all.

"Ah!?" The weasel roared in disbelief, his black eyes widened and his two little paws raised in front of him helplessly.

"Knock, knock, knock." There was a knock on the wooden door of the bedroom.

"Jiulang, are you dressed? It's time to go to the bride!" a man outside the door shouted loudly.

"Okay! Okay! Wait a moment!" The weasel called Jiulang responded, lowered his head, and scratched his head with his two little paws.

"What should I do? What should I do? It's time to get married and he still hasn't transformed. I'm doomed!"

The weasel fell back to the ground, and the back of its head hit the wooden floor heavily, making a dull "bang" sound.

"Woo..." It curled up and covered its head with its paws. "It's over. I'm the laughing stock of the whole clan."

"What if my wife is scared away and refuses to get married... ah, ah, ah..."

"No, you appear in my body at this time, you must be here to help me change my shape!" The desperate weasel poked Luo Zheyu in his body again.

"I..." Luo Zheyu was ready to tell the truth again.

"No! You can! You can! You can do it!" The weasel screamed, interrupting his refusal.

"…I'll try it for you. Give me control of your body."

The weasel relaxed his consciousness without hesitation and transferred the control of his body to Luo Zheyu.

"You are my savior! Thank you so much! You go ahead and do your work, I'm so sleepy, I'll take a nap first..." The weasel's voice gradually became lower, his soul curled up in a corner of his body, and he fell into a deep sleep in less than three seconds.

Luo Zheyu remained silent.

It is understandable that it can never transform into this innocent and simple lazy appearance.

The body of a demon is indeed very different from that of a ghost or monster.

There are countless veins in the body, some large and some small. They seem messy, but there are some infinite mysteries in them, as if containing the mysteries of the universe. The light flows and circulates continuously. This is the power of the demon.

Luo Zheyu tried to mobilize this power, and the power immediately began to circulate in the meridians in his body according to his thoughts and flowed out from the palms of his hands.

"puff--"

A yellow mist suddenly spurted out from his hand.

A strange, pungent odor filled the entire room.

Even though this was something that Luo Zheyu produced by mobilizing the power in the weasel's body, and even though he was using the weasel's body at the moment and should be immune to the smell, he still wanted to say something.

It stinks!

In this room that seemed like a desperate situation, Luo Zheyu quickly searched and compared the abilities in his body, and imitated the feeling when the puppet transformed. He succeeded in the transformation in just three minutes, and then used ten seconds to quickly put on the wedding dress on the bed, opened the door, and escaped.

"Jiulang, you finally came out... Ugh!" The man outside the door was the one who knocked on the door before. He happened to walk back and passed by Huang Jiulang's bedroom door. The door suddenly opened, and a strange smell hit him in the face, drowning him.

The man retched, hunched over, and ran away, holding on to the wall.

"Huh..." Luo Zheyu stood in the spacious courtyard, took a deep breath, and exhaled slowly.

I felt like I almost died in there.

"Jiulang, go and welcome the bride!" someone called out, leading a tall horse with a red flower on it. It was a handsome middle-aged man with a mustache.

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In the wild suburbs, in the sparsely populated woods, two young men in long gowns passed by.

"Hey, Brother Li, look!" One of the men heard the sound of suona and gongs, looked around, and was wondering why someone would be holding a wedding in such a remote place. Then he saw a team coming towards them in the distance.

"What?" the man called Brother Li asked blankly.

"Shh...keep your voice down and look over there."

"Is that... a wedding procession?"

The two men looked closely and saw a team of two people in one row, with a big red sedan chair in the middle, and people playing suona and gongs standing on both sides in pairs.

All this is not unusual, but if the people playing the suona and beating the gong, the people carrying the sedan chair, and the matchmaker who carried the dowry and the sedan chair were all big weasels wearing human clothes, it would be extremely rare in the world.

"Hiss..." The two of them gasped, squatted down, and hid behind the tree, not daring to make a sound.

It's not like I haven't heard of the story of yellow fairies in the past, but in that story, these weasels are not as big as humans. Although they are human-like, they will not wear human clothes.

As the team got closer, the two men hid more carefully, lying behind a tree and in the grass.

"Hey~Hey~Hey~"

The four weasels carrying the big red sedan swayed slightly, their feet rooted to the ground, and they made rhythmic cheers of encouragement as they walked.

Although they were afraid, the two couldn't help but secretly peek out from the gaps in the grass.

The curtains of the red sedan were drawn and tied at both ends. From this point, one could just see the bride sitting upright in the middle with a red veil on her head.

Suddenly a gust of wind blew up the veil on the bride's head a little, revealing her delicate little chin and rosy, plump lips under the red veil.

"Hey~Hey~Hey~"

The weasel carried the sedan chair, and the wedding procession gradually went away with the sound of suona and gongs.

The two people hiding in the grass behind the tree looked at each other.

"This... this weasel's bride is actually a young girl!" Brother Li said in surprise.

"Yes, it's really, extremely absurd!"

"How could a girl be willing to marry a weasel? She must have been terrified as she sat in the sedan chair."

"Oh, it's really pitiful."

"In that case, Brother Wu, would you like to follow me and take a look?"

"Brother Li, what are you doing... these Yellow Immortals are very evil, they must have become spirits or immortals, why are you following them!"

"I can't bear to see that girl fall into the wolf's den and the tiger's mouth. Well, if you don't want to go with me, I will go alone."

The man called Brother Li held the bag tightly on his back, left Brother Wu behind, and chased in the direction of the wedding procession.

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"Bow to Heaven and Earth——"

Luo Zheyu was wearing a bright red wedding gown and a red flower on his chest. He stood side by side with the bride who was wearing a veil in the lobby, facing the world outside, motionless. The soul in his body poked Huang Jiulang who was sleeping in a corner of his body.

Huang Jiulang curled up into a circle and slept like a big brown pancake. He stretched out his little paws to scratch the place where Luo Zheyu had poked him, and his dream was extremely sweet.

The bride, wearing a red veil, slowly bowed toward heaven and earth.

Luo Zheyu had a blank expression on his face, his body was stiff and motionless, and the soul in his body kicked the sleeping Huang Jiulang hard.

The author has something to say: The source of the first paragraph is quoted from Baidu.

It's another relaxing and wonderful world~

Relatively short.

It just has a bit of taste xixixi

Thanks to the little cuties for the mines and nutrient solution~

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