Chapter 123
When the staff rushed to the passage, they saw Chris, who was beaten to death, and Xie Ruheng, who was full of energy and vigor next to him.
"Who beat the innocent player?" the staff asked as he pulled up the surveillance video. Due to time constraints, he rushed over without even having time to watch the surveillance video.
It looked like Xie Ruheng was the one who initiated the beating. Although Chris deliberately insulted Proya player Bandru on the field, he really deserved a beating. The Federation and Proya have always had good international relations. It is completely understandable that Xie Ruheng beat Chris this time, but this rule does not allow it. Alas, young people are still too impulsive.
Everyone pointed at Chris and said, "It's him."
The staff member was stuck for a moment, and at that moment he thought he was hallucinating.
At this time, the staff called up the surveillance video and showed Chris pointing at his own face arrogantly, "Those who fight without reason will be disqualified. If you want to retreat without a fight, come and fight here."
Bai Li was worried, "I suspect Chris has a brain problem. He really wants to be beaten, so he stirs up trouble everywhere. When he attacked us, Xie Ruheng temporarily disabled his ability to move in order to protect his teammates."
Mo Zheng echoed, "Andre also admitted that Chris's condition is not very good. An alpha that can hurt people at any time is a time bomb. Xie Ruheng was just being brave this time."
Xie Ruheng, who was brave enough to do something righteous, said: "Those who fight without reason will be disqualified from the competition. I hope you can deal with Chris according to the rules and regulations."
The staff member looked down at Chris, who was so weak that he couldn't speak.
"......" Something seemed wrong but it sounded perfect.
At the same time, the host on stage announced the random combat teams and the new map: "Empire vs. Federation, desert map!"
"The desert map suits you very well." Mo Zheng said to Bai Li. After he said that, he looked at Xie Ruheng subconsciously, wanting to ask for his opinion, but Xie Ruheng was still discussing with the staff how to deal with this matter.
Andre also went over, and surprisingly, he stood on Xie Ruheng's side and agreed with the approach of disqualifying Chris from the competition.
"He's not the captain, do you still want to ask for his opinion before taking action?" Bai Li looked around at the Federation members present, "I want to enter this desert map, does anyone among you want to go in too?"
No one competed for the spot, so it went to Bai Li. Bai Li twisted his wrist and walked in front of Dave. He stretched out his left hand, bent his thumb 90 degrees, raised his index finger, and clenched the other three fingers, challenging Dave.
Bai Li really wanted to beat up this alpha. If the opponent rejected his invitation, he wouldn't mind putting a sack on this alpha after the game.
Dave's mecha is suitable for many types of maps, including desert maps. He was not afraid of Bai Li's challenge. He raised his chin slightly and made a gesture to accept the invitation.
On the desert map, sand hills are connected into winding lines, and the yellow wind sweeps out strange patterns. Looking around, the yellow sand is everywhere and boundless.
The objects that the audience picked up at random were either stone models or desert plants. Among the dusty shapes, Tang Bai with cat ears and a cat tail was particularly eye-catching.
Tang Bai lowered his head to study his feline features, long snow-white whiskers, a Q-version black paw pad pattern appeared on his open palms, and his furry tail covered with black rings swayed freely.
Oh wow, it’s the shape of a black-footed cat!
The reason why Tang Bai could recognize at a glance that this was the shape of a black-footed cat was that the appearance of his previous mecha was based on the black-footed cat.
The black-footed cat is smaller than a domestic cat, but it can attack a lamb that is four times its size, with a hunting success rate of up to 60%, the highest among all cats!
Such a cute yet fierce cat is the prototype of the Meow Meow Meow mecha designed by Tang Bai!
Many live balls flew to Tang Bai's side. Tang Bai raised his paw to greet the camera. In order to fit the personality of a black-footed cat, he wrinkled his nose towards the camera, and his snow-white whiskers trembled.
【I am Ah Wei, I am dead】
[Ahhh, what kind of cat is this! So cute! ]
[Wuwuwu, I really appreciate the random system of the Mecha Cup. Tangtang's appearance in each game hits my cute spot (Tangtang was so excited that she was incoherent)]
[Give the photographer a chicken leg! Can the photographer please take pictures of Tang Bai from now on? I don’t want to see the iron lump, I only want to see the soft Tang Bai! ]
Offstage was a feast for the Ah Weis. On stage, Bai Li was discussing his words with the host with a cold face: "Do we have to report the name that the mecha maker gave us?"
The host was embarrassed: "Yes, if you are not satisfied with the name of the mecha, you can discuss it with the mecha manufacturer. I am just a host and have no right to change the name of the mecha."
"I'm not dissatisfied with the mecha's name." Bai Li said unhappily, "It's some people who don't know how to appreciate that are belittling his naming style. I just don't want his name to be widely criticized after this competition."
The host thought of the many negative articles about Tang Bai's naming style and suddenly said, "So that's how it is. I didn't expect you to care so much about Tang Bai in private."
The green eyes suddenly widened, and a hint of red appeared on the stern face. Bai Li explained: "I don't care about him. I just don't want the reputation of our Federation Mecha Masters to be damaged!"
Host: “…Oh.”
Bai Li looked at him with a blushing face.
Host: "...The game is about to start, please get on the stage."
Dave on the desert map has stepped out of the sand pit with his mecha. The Hermes is a humanoid mecha with wings on its legs that can accelerate it. It holds a snake staff in its hand. Half of its head is an invisible helmet and the other half is a sun hat. A lamb lies on its shoulder. The image of the mecha is consistent with the image of the myth.
It is said that the most harmonious state between a mecha and a mecha pilot is when both the man and the mecha have similarities, so that man and machine can become one.
Dave is very confident about this battle, because the toughest opponents of the Federation team are Xie Ruheng and Gu Tunan. With his strength, as long as he doesn't run into these two players, winning is a sure thing, and a tie is a sure thing.
I heard that Bai Li was studying mecha manufacturing and was not a student of the mecha operation department. I guess he, like Andre, relied on his background to get the place in the Mecha Cup Gold Plated.
Dave stared at the direction of his opponent's exit, wondering why the opponent was taking so long to come out.
"His mecha builder used the top hunting rate in the cat world as a prototype and created an independent and ruthless night killer in the mecha world!"
The strong wind from the blower whizzed across the sand, rolling up the light dust, and a cool background music sounded, instantly reminding people of the chase drama in the desert.
The host turned up the volume of the background music, thinking, "I can only help you so far," and said passionately, "Next, please invite our Federation team player Bai Li to come out with his meowing meow!"
[Meow meow meow? Is the host being cute? ]
[Night Killer? Is the prototype a black panther or something like that? But this meowing cry looks cute, not like a panther. Is there any expert who can explain it to me?]
[This naming style is definitely my idol!!! Wait... Bai Li's mecha and my idol's audience outfit seem a bit similar? ]
The cat-shaped mecha is a cat with a round face, drooping hair and big eyes. All four paws are black, the legs are very short, and the head is very big. If the Lonely Frog comes to eat its head, it will not be able to bite it off in one bite.
Not only are the cat's paws black, but there are also black spots on its body and a black ring on its long tail.
Bai Li wore a helmet with cat ears and tried hard to hypnotize himself that cat ears were much smaller than rabbit ears and the audience would not care at all.
【Wow wow wow cat ears are so cute! 】
[I am a fierce A, this is the mecha I should buy]
[I really want to see if there is a cat's tail hidden behind Bai Li's butt]
[Ahhh, if this mecha can be sold, I will buy it all! This is the same cat design as Tang Bai! ! ! ]
Bai Li looked through the screen and saw the loving and adorable looks from the audience. Some people even used fluorescent fonts to edit and typed "Mom Li Li loves you!" Even Bai Li, who had prepared himself mentally, couldn't resist at this moment.
Bai Li: “…” If you compliment me on how cute I am again, I’ll kill you!
When it came to the part where they were exchanging harsh words before the game, Dave wanted to make a lot of sarcastic remarks when he saw this cute mecha, but after thinking about Chris's miserable experience, the half-rising mockery was twisted into a false smile.
Maybe these cute mechas are too powerful to be scientific? It's better not to inspire your opponents to fight.
Div praised hypocritically: "You are as cute as your mecha."
For some reason, after saying this compliment, Bai Li's gaze towards him suddenly became several times more ferocious. "Oh? You are as slick-tongued as your mecha prototype, but there is one thing I hope you won't be like Hermes. After Hermes died, his body turned into mosquitoes and brought diseases and plagues to harm the world."
"Once garbage dies, it dies. There is no need for secondary pollution. Don't you agree?"
Dave: “…” Is this guy crazy?
The harsh words were over, and after a ten-second countdown, Dave took the lead in activating the mecha's stealth function, which was the latest stealth device developed by the Empire. In the yellow sand, the silhouette of the Hermes was like a hazy mist, instantly blending into the environment.
"Invisible!" the host shouted, "The lights in the gymnasium simulate dusk. Can Bai Li find Dave's location in the dim light?!"
Bai Li frowned, and the cat ears on his helmet trembled suddenly.
The black-footed cat has a big head and big ears. The ear chamber of the black-footed cat is one-fourth as long as the skull. When used on the mecha, the meow call is extremely sensitive to sound and can hear the slightest sound.
The sound of wind blowing through an empty space is different from the sound of wind blowing through an object.
The cat ears on the helmet kept spinning, and at the same time, the huge cat ear capture device on the mecha was running at full speed. Bai Li held his breath, and he suddenly raised his eyes and looked towards an open space with bushes.
The black-footed cat has invincible night vision, and the Meow Meow Meow mecha is equipped with an infrared positioning system and a cat eye simulation system. Although these systems cannot break through the Hermes's stealth system, it can transmit the slightest changes on the sand to Bai Li's eyes.
The image on the light screen zoomed in rapidly, and Bai Li narrowed his green eyes and saw two depressions on the sand dotted with bushes.
The shape is a giant footprint.
Then the footprints began to shift.
[What is this cat doing? Why is it sticking its butt out of nowhere?! ]
[I understand now, Meow Meow Meow's tactic is to kill Wei with cuteness]
I saw the meowing cry crawling on the ground, like a spring accumulating power. The next second, the meowing cry that had finished reading flew out!!!
It flies too high!
The bullet screen and the audience couldn't help but exclaim——
What the hell, where's my meow?!
"Bang!" A huge storm broke out where Meow Meow Meow was. The continuous wind and sand were like huge waves on the sea. The scene was full of flying sand and rocks.
Dave, who created this storm, knew that he had missed. A huge black shadow enveloped him. Dave was startled and looked up to see Meowth falling from the sky and hitting him with its puffy big pancake face. A sharp light sword emerged from its black flesh pad!
"Bai Li showed us his kingly foresight! Meow Meow Meow used his superb jumping ability to avoid the attack range of the Hermes! He also took the opportunity to counterattack! In an instant, the roles of prey and hunter were reversed!"
It's time to hunt!
Bai Li rushed towards the Hermes with the force of thunder, and his black cat claws flashed a cross of cold light, tearing apart not the Hermes, but the lamb shield that was thrown out from the shoulder of the Hermes!
"Hermes used a lamb substitute to block the cat's attack!" The host excitedly meowed: "Meow Meow Meow is chasing closely! Meow Meow Meow and Hermes are both agile mechas, so who is faster?!"
It was supposed to be a tense match, but after Meow Meow and Miu appeared so often, the commentary started to sound like they were maliciously being cute.
And looking at the live competition, it's even more cute!
I saw the cat howling and running, bouncing up and down, its short legs struggling hard, leaving a series of plum blossom marks on the sand.
When the host was croaking "The Meow Meow Meow Mecha is so fast that it comes and goes without a trace", a group of people on the barrage were addicted to cat-sucking and said with tears in their eyes "Ohhhh, this little butt is so cute when it twists around".
The host said excitedly, "Well done! Meow Meow has successfully caught up with the Hermes! The Hermes used its killer move, the Double Snake Dance! Meow Meow used its super cute Meow Fist to beat up the double snakes!"
Bullet screen: "Don't worry, A Wei has died repeatedly."
"Awoo meow--!!!" A deafening meow suddenly filled the entire stadium. This wave of sonic attack shocked everyone's movements, not to mention the Hermes, which was receiving the roar of the evil cat at close range.
Bai Li seized the opportunity and shot down the Serpent Staff of Hermes in an instant, and his claws were crisp and sharp, hitting the target directly. When the weapon of Hermes fell, Meow Meow Meow attacked the legs of Hermes recklessly, and his sharp claws fiercely tore the wings on Hermes' legs, directly destroying the acceleration system of Hermes.
The following close combat between Meow Meow and Hermes showed everyone the limit of the mecha's agility. Oh, I can't be so confident. People don't know if there is a limit to the sensitivity, but the limit to cuteness is real.
Compared to a real black-footed cat, Meow Meow is definitely oversized, but compared to Hermes, Meow Meow is really the cutest size difference between humans and domestic cats.
A group of people in the barrage watched the fierce mecha showdown and couldn't help but recall the glorious days when they played with their cats.
[My cat looks very similar to the meowing cat, very fierce, but also very cute]
[Wow, my cat saw the live broadcast and excitedly gave me a cat punch]
[This terrifying mecha must have acted cute first to let the opponent relax their vigilance, and then attacked the innocent Wei! ]
Meow Meow Meow stepped on the chest of Hermes. He jumped up again like a spring ready to go, avoiding the light wave attack from the Hermes sun helmet. Then Meow Meow Meow rushed towards the chest of Hermes like a falling meteor.
The tail covered with black rings suddenly exploded, and the black rings were covered with barbs. The terrifying tail suddenly swung towards the Hermes!
At the same time, four sharp claws fiercely grabbed the slowing Hermes, and this "I'm super fierce" killing move broke the Hermes' defense system!
Deafening cheers came like a tidal wave, and Bai Li jumped out of the mecha cockpit handsomely, meeting the audience's gazes of "Oh, this is so cute."
Bai Li: “…”
Originally, the Mecha Cup was a national carnival, and when the Federation won both battles against the Empire, the news quickly exploded.
The official media reports are still relatively serious. For example, they will talk about what kind of game it is, what kind of map it is, and what kind of mecha the players used. The Empire players are very good, but our players and mecha makers are also good, and they can be said to be masters of balancing.
The entertainment gossip media or private media started to talk nonsense, such as #Meow Meow Mecha beat the Empire players so hard that they meowed#, #Is Tang Bai, the founder of the cute mecha school, a little mermaid or a boy with cat ears#, #The weak wield their swords against the weaker, and the strong choose to wear cat ears#......
There is a ranking list of mecha builders that people are trying to create on the Star Network. At this moment, Tang Bai's data on the list is updating rapidly:
Mecha Builder: Tang Bai (formerly codenamed: Jun Tongchen)
Mecha manufacturing style: cute, elegant, grand (see Mechanical Vine Mecha for details) ugly and cute (see Lonely Frog for details, Tang Bai was the designer of the appearance and name of this mecha) (omitted)
Historical achievements: Champion of the Mecha Manufacturing Competition, No. 1 in the Mecha Manufacturing Circle in terms of appearance, Chief of the Federation Mecha Manufacturing Department, and the Federation Team’s Special Mecha Manufacturer in the International Mecha Cup Competition
Talent level: A+ (high frequency of mecha creation and high degree of completion)
Potential level: A+ (Independent creation of Meow Meow Meow defeated the Imperial Hermes)
Overall evaluation: Tang Bai is a mecha maker with his own school, who is able to master multiple different styles. What is more valuable is that he is innovative and not afraid of authority. He uses his childlike and humorous mecha style to break through the dull and old-fashioned historical style of the Federation's mecha manufacturing circle, injecting fresh blood into the Federation's mecha manufacturing circle. Based on Tang Bai's current achievements, we believe that Tang Bai is a four-star mecha maker.
Click on Tang Bai's famous scenes, and you can see many of them. The latest one is Tang Bai randomly dressed up as a black-footed cat and wrinkled his nose fiercely at the camera.
In the comments section of this GIF, there are piles of dead bodies of Ah Wei.
Not only the Federation was praising Tang Bai, the Empire was also facing a tough test at this time, which was how they could praise Tang Bai without feeling particularly painful.
Blow it, your face will hurt no matter how much you blow. After all, they just belittled Tang Bai not long ago.
If I don't brag, I'll be embarrassed. A mecha designed by a mecha maker who is just a vain can beat the painstaking work of the top mecha makers of the Empire. Then aren't the mecha makers of the Empire even worse than vases?!
The staff of the Empire's Propaganda Department said with a headache: "Unless the Empire finds a mecha maker who is better looking than Tang Bai, it will be difficult to explain this matter."
Another staff member said, "How about I switch with you and you handle Chris's cowardly behavior of deliberately insulting his opponent?"
"I suddenly have a thousand-word essay about Tang Bai. Go for it, I'll go first."
Xie Ruheng, an expert in Tang's flattery, was reading these flattery comments: "Tang Bai is really good at naming. The Federation's mecha manufacturing circle has found a ghost." Xie Ruheng nodded, "Yeah, cute ghost."
Tang Bai laughed heartily. He now had no cat special effects on his body, but flower tree special effects. When he was happy, red petals fell off. So many petals fell that Tang Bai felt like he was bald, so he was afraid and got angry.
This game was set on a forest map, with all kinds of trees everywhere. The contestants were jumping around on the trees. There would be three more games before the first day of the Mecha Cup came to an end. Since the Federation would not participate in the next three games, Xie Ruheng returned from the backstage to the audience seats.
Xie Ruheng continued to read the comments. He saw that "In this scene, Bai Li and Tang Bai are both dressed as cats, like a couple. Moreover, both of their names have the word Bai in them. Stand for a second and you will be like Li Tang." Then, a series of lemon fruits grew on the tea trees.
Tang Bai, who was sitting under the lemon tree, asked: “?”
Tang Bai laughed foolishly: "Hahaha, is there a bug in your tea tree special effects——" His smile froze when he saw Xie Ruheng's resentful eyes.
Lemon fruits fell down with a crackling sound. If these fruits were real, Tang Bai estimated that he would be covered in lumps on the head.
"Are you jealous?" Tang Bai hugged Xie Ruheng's trunk. Yes, their limbs had now turned into tree trunks, with their faces in the middle of the tree. Although it felt like real skin to the touch, it looked particularly demonic.
Xie Ruheng dropped a lemon and said, "It's okay. I don't feel jealous when I think that you can dance the bunny dance for me alone." As he said that, he dropped another lemon!
Tang Bai was so scared that she quickly chirped Xie Ruheng. Because they were chirping in public, Tang Bai, the flower tree, was embarrassed and madly dropped pink petals, leaving the branches bare.
But the advantage of doing this is that no one can see what the two trees are doing.
After being kissed, Xie Ruheng felt refreshed. He and Tang Bai continued to surf the Internet. At this moment, the hot searches #Andre liked several articles praising Tang Bai# and #Andre said he wanted to hire Tang Bai as a military mecha manufacturer# were particularly prominent.
Tang Bai was about to go in to see the details when he suddenly found a virtual lemon falling in front of him.
Tang Bai was so scared that he quickly put down his laptop, hugged Xie Ruheng's neck and kissed him again.
So these two trees, you lean on me, I lean on you, with our roots intertwined and our crowns intertwined. Two lovebirds flew to the branches and sang beautiful chirping songs.
Chirp, this chapter is to celebrate the 28W nutritional fluid and normal update~