Extra 12

Half a month before the due date, Tang Bai had her spotting. The baby in her belly couldn't stay there any longer and wanted to come out early.

The whole family rushed to send Tang Bai to the hospital. Everyone was panicking except Tang Bai, who remained calm in her maternity clothes, playing games while gasping for breath and enduring the pain.

"Does it hurt? Let's stop playing games for now." Xie Ruheng said with concern.

"Hiss - No, no, I can't let my teammates down!" Tang Bai said righteously with full of team spirit.

"Then I'll help you fight." Xie Ruheng quickly changed his way of persuading.

"Go away, go away. Your skills are not as good as mine." Tang Bai gritted his teeth, forced himself to finish this round, and immediately chose to withdraw from the competition.

The teammate who wanted to continue to be led by the boss asked earnestly: "Boss, when will you come back?"

Tang Bai: "Wait until I give birth to the baby."

Teammates: “?!?!???”

Even though he had played pregnancy experience games before, when Tang Bai actually experienced it, he still wanted to jump off the building.

Whenever Tang Bai felt that the pain could not bear any more, the next wave of pain would hit his face madly. He would whimper in pain, but his last bit of reserve prevented him from crying loudly. Otherwise, if a nurse or doctor said in private that Omega Light cried in pain during childbirth, he would not be able to save face.

"If it hurts, pinch my hand." Xie Ruheng put his hand next to Tang Bai's hand. Tang Bai specially cut his nails short before coming to the hospital, saying that he could pinch Xie Ruheng at will then.

Tears welled up in Tang Bai's amber eyes. He felt as if his stomach was being beaten by tens of thousands of people. He didn't even have the strength to scream in pain, let alone pinch anyone. Besides, Brother Xie, your hands are already covered with scars! Pinch, pinch, pinch! What are you pinching? !

Go away you damn alpha dog that made me cry!!!

Seeing Tang Bai curled up on the bed with a pale face, blue lips and hair wet with cold sweat, Xie Ruheng's heart ached and he wished he could bear this pain for Tang Bai.

You need to dilate three fingers to get an epidural. Tang Bai is only dilated one finger, but he is already in so much pain that he is unconscious. He grabs a nurse's hand and says, "I, I want an epidural. I can pay more..."

The nurse said with tears in her eyes: "My dear, even if you give me an autograph, we can't break the rules."

Tang Bai rolled his eyes, lost his dream and lay on the bed crying.

"Tangtang, don't cry, don't cry, be good, mommy is here." Tang's mother coaxed her with concern. As a mother, she simply couldn't bear to see her child suffer like this, and her tears were about to flow out.

Tang Bai sobbed and held his mother's hand. Giving birth to a child was really too difficult. He would never quarrel with his mother again from now on.

"Be patient. It will take a long time to go from one finger to three fingers. But our Tangtang is so strong, she will definitely be able to do it." Tang Bai angrily shook off Tang's mother's hand. No, I can't do it. I can't!

"Tangtang, grandpa found a movie that I heard is very good. Do you want to watch it to distract yourself?" Grandpa Tang came over and tried to share the movie with Tang Bai. Tang Bai's mind was in a mess. He found that people's sorrows and joys were not the same. Everyone was trying to comfort him, but he just felt it was a noise.

He used the Ramaze breathing method to relieve the pain by himself. Once he stopped using this breathing method, the pain instantly intensified, scaring Tang Bai so much that he focused all his attention on regulating his breathing.

By three o'clock in the afternoon, Tang Bai's eyes became dull and he even had no strength to swallow. It was at this time that the doctor said that he had reached three fingers and could have an epidural.

Tang Bai raised his eyelids tremblingly as if he was regaining consciousness, and choked up, "Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, quickly, quickly call..."

After taking the painless injection, Tang Bai felt like a new person in an instant. The painless injection does not mean that there is no pain at all, but it can reduce most of the pain. The comparison before and after the injection is like the difference between heaven and hell.

Tang Bai cried and laughed as she told Xie Ruheng that painless childbirth was truly one of the greatest inventions in human history. Xie Ruheng was so distressed that he didn't know what to say. "You were very strong today. I was impressed by you."

Tang Bai gave himself a thumbs up firmly. He was in a better mood after the epidural. He no longer had the irritability of wanting to beat anyone he saw. He stretched out his hand to Xie Ruheng, showing a domineering attitude of "help me up". With the support of Xie Ruheng, he walked back and forth in the corridor of the delivery room with oxytocin hanging on his neck to promote contractions and cervical opening.

At eight o'clock in the evening, Tang Bai's cervix was seven fingers dilated. When he did the fetal heart monitoring, he could see the regularly spaced contractions on the instrument. This gave Tang Bai great confidence. He thought that the distance from seven fingers to ten fingers would not be too long. Even if he had to put in all his strength, he would push through to ten fingers for a natural birth.

Compared with the pain of natural childbirth, Tang Bai is more worried about the scar left by Caesarean section. After all, pain is only temporary, but ugliness lasts a lifetime. Moreover, natural childbirth is bitter first and sweet later, while Caesarean section is sweet first and bitter later.

By the time his ten fingers were opened, Tang Bai was in so much pain and sleepiness that his head turned into a mess. He was pushed onto the operating table in a daze.

Xie Ruheng stood at the door of the delivery room waiting. He had never felt that time had passed so slowly. His anxiety made him pace unconsciously in the corridor. After an unknown amount of time, a loud cry of a baby was suddenly heard from the operating room.

Because Tang Bai's diet and exercise during pregnancy were well controlled under Xie Ruheng's strict supervision, and the fetus was in a correct position, Tang Bai only experienced half an hour of suffering. He was pushed into the observation room with a stupid face, and the baby who had been in his belly for nine months was placed next to him by the nurse.

There were only a few hairs on his head, which was the same light brown as his. His face was very small, and his eyes were exactly the same as Xie Ruheng's, black phoenix eyes. But his face was so ugly that it made Tang Bai cry.

He knew the newborn baby would be ugly, but he didn't expect it to be this ugly.

Tang Bai looked at his and Xie Ruheng's child with a weak look. The child was so small and could not speak yet. Its little mouth opened as if it wanted to drink milk, or as if it was greeting him. For some reason, Tang Bai's nose suddenly felt sore. He whispered, "Hello, little ugly boy. I am your little dad."

The first person Xie Ruheng saw when he entered the room was Tang Bai. His whole mind was on Tang Bai. When he saw Tang Bai was about to cry, he immediately took out a tissue and asked, "Does it still hurt?"

"I'm fine, come and see your cub."

Xie Ruheng looked at the silent and well-behaved child and said softly, "Our child is so adorable."

Tang Bai: "?" Brother Xie, what's wrong with you? Brother Xie, are you blind?

"Yes, this nose and mouth look so much like yours when you were little, Tangtang. You and she are just like each other." After praising her for a few times, Tang's mother couldn't help but look at Tang Bai. She wanted to cry again when she saw Tang Bai's weak appearance. Tang's mother quickly held back her tears and said, "Are you feeling uncomfortable now? Are you hungry? Mommy has made some soup for you."

Tang Bai was like a triumphant hero, accepting everyone's admiring gazes. He drank some hot soup and discussed the child's name with everyone.

The child took the surname Tang Bai, which was chosen by him and Xie Ruheng by drawing lots. They spent several months thinking of names, but could not find one that they were particularly satisfied with.

Tang Bai logged into his StarNet account and happily informed everyone: "It's a baby boy. Let's raise a name online."

@不吃青椒a: Tang Nanwa [喵喵.jpg]

@When my money comes from the wind: Tang Hei [dog head.jpg]

@青绫冥蒙: Tang Xuan (Heng is jade, Xuan is the color of jade, so isn’t that white?)

@NEzYt_: Tang Muqing, "Dang Zhi Shi·Zheng Min": "Ji Fu's recitation is as quiet as the breeze." Muqing refers to the clear and harmonious atmosphere.

......

Tang Bai looked at the group of silly netizens in the comment section. Although he didn't find a particular name that he liked, he picked out many candidates for nicknames, such as Tang Milk Tea, Tang Bobo, Tang Hulu, etc.

Grandpa Tang pondered for a moment, clapped his hands and said, "Why not name this child 'Tang Qianyan', which is taken from the poem 'In the old days, the swallows in front of the halls of Wang and Xie flew into the homes of ordinary people'. In this way, although the child does not have the surname of Xiao Xie, this name can remind people that there is a surname Xie before Tang."

"Moreover, this poem is similar to the cause you two are fighting for. Aren't the things you are doing just like letting the swallows in front of the halls of the old Wang and Xie families fly into the homes of ordinary people?"

After hearing this, Tang Bai couldn't help but sigh inwardly that this name not only reflects Grandpa Tang's skill as a master of handling things, but also shows Grandpa Tang's profound cultural heritage. It's wonderful!

He thought about it again with his tenth-level lightning avoidance master's desire to survive. Although this poem talks about the downfall of the Xie family, the Xie family in the poem refers to the corrupt royal family, while Xie Ruheng's family is the ordinary family in the poem.

"Brother Xie, what do you think of the name Tang Qianyan?"

Xie Ruheng looked at the baby and said with a smile, "Little Qianyan, I am your father."

"Tang Qianyan Breeding Diary" by Tang Bai

01

Tang Qianyan is a legendary angel baby. His daily routine is basically the same as that of an adult. When I sleep, he sleeps, and when I wake up, he wakes up too. He was extremely alert even when he was a baby. Whenever I had to leave him for a while, his eyes would open like bells.

The picture shows a shocked expression of Tang Qianyan [唐銅鈴震隚.jpg]

I always suspected that Tang Qianyan had installed a radar on me. One time, when I was getting ready to go out to pick up a parcel without even putting on my shoes, Tang Qianyan burst into tears. I was so scared that I had to hold Tang Qianyan in my arms to pick up the parcel. Along the way, he performed [Tang Tongling Shock 1.0], [Tang Tongling Shock 2.0], [Tang Tongling Shock 3.0] for me, which was very funny.

But he's so clingy to me that sometimes I feel a little annoyed.

Maybe this is a sweet trouble.

I won’t write anymore. I have to go hug Tang Qianyan.

02

Tang Qianyan is a very smart kid. He follows me and speaks very quickly. Hey, the first word he learned to call was "little dad".

Yes, I am very happy, dear child! Daddy loves you for a long time!

03

Brother Xie and I bought a bunch of children's toys, and grandpa also made a lot of toys. I originally thought that Tang Qianyan would be the first person to experience these toys, but I didn't expect that Brother Xie had a lot of fun playing with them.

Okay, okay, stop pretending. I can see that Brother Xie is also a child. He is Xie Ruheng.

But today's children's toys are really interesting.

04

Since Tang Qianyan was born, grandpa often came to visit our house. He refused to say that he came to see Tang Qianyan. Every time he chatted with me for a few words, he would then take Tang Qianyan out for a walk.

Tang Qianyan was so small that she would lie on her grandfather's shoulder like a kitten, and she would always be exhausted after coming back from her grandfather's walk.

I once went out for a walk with my grandfather... Oh no, I took Tang Qianyan for a walk and found that going out with my grandfather does involve a lot of physical work. My grandfather always asked Tang Qianyan to perform for his old friends, such as reciting ancient poems, calculating addition, subtraction, multiplication and division within 100, and switching between four languages...

This series of talent shows is a huge drain on physical energy for Tang Qianyan, who is so lazy that he doesn't even want to hold the bottle. Logically, Tang Qianyan should hide every time he sees his grandfather, but why are they so happy to see each other every day?

I told this to Brother Xie, and he felt, as I did, that there was some unspeakable secret involved.

05

The case is solved.

Grandpa, this old guy actually fed Tang Qianyan sweets!!! I have told him hundreds of times not to give Tang Qianyan sweets, not to give Tang Qianyan sweets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sooner or later Tang Qianyan will have cavities!

06

Tang Qianyan doesn’t watch cartoons very often. He watches food shows every day. He has a stern face when watching, and his expression is more serious than when he is reading a textbook. He even names the dishes when he dreams. Oh, did I make him hungry in some way?

Whenever Tang Qianyan sees something she wants to eat, she will run over to me eagerly and ask if she can make it for me. I said that I am usually very tired at work and don’t want to waste energy on doing these things. Then Tang Qianyan will diligently give me a massage. You can say that she is a very scheming boy who will not get up early unless there is a benefit.

Brother Xie felt a little jealous and asked Tang Qianyan why she didn't give him a massage. Tang Qianyan lay on my shoulder and pretended to be dead, saying that it was too tiring to massage an adult. I was only a three-year-old baby and you couldn't abuse child laborers.

In fact, he complained that the food cooked by Brother Xie was not tasty enough.

This little brat is such a picky eater. He doesn't eat much of the food cooked by Brother Xie. He always leaves half a bowl. He is very picky. But he eats all the food I cook in one go. Even when his belly is full, he still raises his hand to indicate that he wants another bowl.

Brother Xie was so angry that he said he would be responsible for the family's meals for a week.

07

Little Tang Qianyan is going to kindergarten!!!

I took him to the barber shop yesterday to get a new haircut, with the picture [Tang Qianyan's headshot].

He is so cute in his kindergarten uniform! He is so cute with his schoolbag on his back! He is really cute! He is even cuter when he waved goodbye to us earnestly when he entered the kindergarten!

Today at work, I kept thinking about whether Tang Qianyan would lose his appetite after he left us, and whether he could make good friends. I know that Tang Qianyan always thinks his peers are too stupid...

08

A plant

I was called as the parent. This little bad boy Tang Qianyan caused trouble for me on his first day in kindergarten. I don't know how he got all the kids within a one-meter radius to give him all the desserts. Then he ate all twelve chocolate bars by himself...

I punished Tang Qianyan by not allowing her to eat desserts for a week. I even made twelve desserts for the other kids to scare them, but I didn't give any to Tang Qianyan. I almost made her cry.

Tang Qianyan chatted with me and said while eating melon seeds that he did not force the other children to hand over the chocolate. It was those children who wanted to be friends with him because he was good-looking. He said that in order to be friends with him, they had to give him the chocolate first.

I mean, isn't this just coercion?

Tang Qianyan said innocently, they covet my beauty, and I feed them chocolate, isn't this an equal exchange?

...Damn, that makes sense at first glance.

While I was lost in thought, Tang Qianyan gave me all the melon seeds he had eaten and said, "Little Dad, you eat them."

When you are old and all your teeth fall out, I will also give you some melon seeds to eat.

09

Tang Qianyan called Grandpa more than ten times this week, and her little mouth was as sweet as honey, saying that she wanted to meet Grandpa.

Oh, I have seen through Tang Qianyan, this little bad guy who will not do anything without profit.

Are you trying to see your grandpa? You obviously want your grandpa to feed you snacks!

10

My goodness, Tang Qianyan is a gaming genius. He even broke the records I set when I was four years old in "The Adventures of Little Spaceship", "Various Little Tang" and "Miracle Mech Maker Travels Around the World".

I brought him into my most frequently played game, StarCraft. Many players commented that he was a good and reassuring teammate. He made many friends online. The only bad thing was that there seemed to be an omega who wanted to have an online romance with him.

I didn't expect that Tang Qianyan would have the opportunity to fall in love at the age of five. [Tang Tongling was shocked.jpg]

11

Brother Xie would call Tang Qianyan for daily exercise, but Tang Qianyan was really lazy and a chronic bed-sleeper. Every time she did that, she would wrap herself up in a blanket and pretend to be dead.

I initially thought that Tang Qianyan was young and didn't need to exercise too much, but today I discovered that Tang Qianyan had a small belly...

Although chubby human cubs are cute, they can’t lose weight when they are young, and it will be difficult to lose weight when they grow up, so I support Brother Xie in taking Tang Qianyan to exercise.

I said to Tang Qianyan earnestly, "Qianyan, your little dad is at least a top star, right? As my child, you will be photographed by the media. Although they will blur your face, they will not blur your belly."

"You don't want to grow up to be a male idol, but there are photos of you as a chubby kid all over the place, right?"

Tang Qianyan hugged my thighs and said in a baby voice, "What does it matter? The first form of the Yingji Changkonghao you designed is round and chubby. Will people say it's ugly?"

"No, everyone praises it for being cute."

"Its second form is partially mecha-like, which can make the mecha pilot look super handsome, especially when Dad transforms." Tang Qianyan hugged my thigh and turned to look at Xie Ruheng, flattering him sincerely, "He is so handsome that he can break the sky, and his fighting power is off the charts."

"Take my two amazing dads as an example. As long as I grow up to be talented and capable, everyone will just say that my childhood photos are cute~"

......Another day that cannot be refuted.

Tang Qianyan hugged my thighs pitifully and said coquettishly that she was very tired from running.

This scheming human cub saw through the family status of this family at a young age, and knew that acting cute to me was the fastest way to save him and escape from the sea of ​​suffering.

Tang Qianyan looks like Brother Xie, a smaller version of Brother Xie, so every time he blinks and acts coquettishly towards me I can't stand it. But this time, after picturing a fat version of Brother Xie in my mind, I resolutely hardened my heart and watched him being dragged out by Brother Xie with no hope in his life.

I don’t know what he said to Brother Xie, but after a while, Brother Xie dragged me, who felt hopeless, out to run with him.

After seeing that I was also forced to exercise, Tang Qianyan showed a brilliant smile: "A family should be neat and tidy~"

This little bad boy.

12

I suddenly discovered something.

Tang Qianyan seemed to be playing games perhaps... just to coax me?

At first, I wanted to understand why there would be an unlucky kid and Tang Qianyan in an online romance. I clicked on it to check his game records with that omega and found out that he would help that omega to gain points, and the other party, as a fan, would send gifts to Tang Qianyan.

Tang Qianyan probably controlled the tempo of the game very well in order to make some pocket money. Not only did he give the omega player the opportunity to harvest heads, he also occasionally showed some small flaws, deliberately waiting for the opponent to rescue him. After the player made an effort, he would give the opponent a lot of flattery and give the opponent an excellent gaming experience.

I recalled the game process between Tang Qianyan and I, and it seemed... it was a similar routine. Tang Qianyan would lose to her own little dad inadvertently, and then flatter and act coquettishly, first bragging about how great my operation was, and then saying how pitiful she was for losing and wanted to eat sweets.

At such a young age, he knows how to act cute and flatter adults to feed him, which scares my little bell.

Fortunately, Brother Xie didn't fall for it, otherwise his belly would not have gone down.

Brother Xie is a ruthless supervisor. He asked Tang Qianyan to lose weight and he took out all the snacks that Tang Qianyan hid in her pencil case, school bag, dolls and even her smelly socks. The day when Tang Qianyan came to me crying, I finally recalled the fear of being dominated by Xie Ruheng during my pregnancy.

My dear, you have to take care of yourself. Dad can’t save you from this.

13

Tang Qianyan read the book I wrote, "This Omega is a Master of Mecha Manufacturing", and became my loyal little reader. He would chase me with a whip every day to urge me to update. I felt that he was simply a little devil.

When I was playing games, a little head popped up from behind the screen and asked, "Dad, when are you going to update Wenwen?"

When I was shopping with my best friend, a video chat came in, "Dad, are you typing well today?"

When I was about to make out with Brother Xie, a light bulb suddenly pushed the door open and said cheerfully, "Little Dad, are you going to start typing?"

This time even Brother Xie couldn't bear it anymore and tried to throw the little devil who urged for updates out of the house.

I asked Tang Qianyan why he liked this book and what he liked about it. Is it not okay for me to make some changes?

Tang Qianyan told me that this book was written by Xiaoba, and I like to read everything written by Xiaoba~

I began to consider the possibility of severing my father-son relationship with him.

14

Snowball died.

He has lived a long life as a dog, but we still can't accept it.

I took Tang Qianyan to attend Snowball's funeral. He is getting heavier and heavier now, and I can hardly hold him. Today I let him walk by himself. He was very obedient and didn't pester me to hold him.

Along the way, we were all immersed in sorrow. This was the first time I introduced the concept of death to Tang Qianyan. I told Tang Qianyan that Snowball left us because it wanted to live in another form. It turned into a star in the sky.

Tang Qianyan said, Little Dad, you are still crying, so don’t comfort me.

He stood on tiptoe and tried to wipe my tears with his handkerchief. After wiping them, he gave me a kiss.

He not only kissed me, but also gave a kiss to all of us sad adults. Now I think he is a little angel.

15

Today I took Tang Qianyan to do charity work, and he saw a lot of children who were not well fed and clothed. Some of these children were a few years older than him, but when they stood next to him, they were almost as tall as him, and were so thin that their bones were visible.

Tang Qianyan shared the chocolates in her pocket with the children and played games with them.

This was the first time I saw Tang Qianyan willing to play with children of his own age. He had always thought that his peers were clumsy and stupid, and that playing games with them was simply a struggle. However, when facing this group of slow and timid children, Tang Qianyan displayed rare patience and social talents.

Today, Tang Qianyan made me realize that as long as he is willing to put in the effort, there is no interpersonal relationship that he cannot handle.

On the way home with him, I couldn't help but ask Tang Qianyan, "How did you manage to hide a bunch of snacks despite your dad's plunder?"

Tang Qianyan calmly put her fingers in front of her lips and made a gesture to keep quiet, "Secret."

A very handsome picture. It would be even more handsome if he didn't have missing teeth.

16

Tang Qianyan urged me to update again today!!!

I'm tired.

I really don’t want to type. When I think about typing, I feel like my eyes go dark and my life instantly loses hope.

I struggled to write a 3,000-word update and sent it out. I felt like I was just writing flowers on shit, but Tang Qianyan was very satisfied and said he would give me a reward.

I saw a rare hint of shyness on that little face that always showed "How lonely it is to be invincible" and he gave me the first official mechanical work of his life.

It was a mechanical puppy that looked very similar to Snowball.

17

Today is Xie Ge's birthday, but he is at the border and we cannot celebrate his birthday.

I miss him so much.

We made a big birthday cake, turned on the video, sang Happy Birthday to Brother Xie together, blew candles together, and finally let Brother Xie watch Tang Qianyan and I eat.

Tang Qianyan was the happiest eater, his nose tip was even covered with cream. He looked so much like Brother Xie. I always couldn't help but tolerate Tang Qianyan a little, probably because neither Brother Xie nor I had a perfect childhood.

I want to give him the love and freedom that I never had.

18

Tang Qianyan is divided today. He is an alpha with milk tea flavored pheromones.

I love him no matter what gender he differentiates into, but I am also happy that he can differentiate into an alpha. One obvious benefit is that he doesn't have to experience the pain of pregnancy and childbirth.

Tang Qianyan looked extremely happy, but his happiness was a little special.

"This must be God's will. He wants me to have a cup of super satisfying milk tea on this special day, so he set my pheromones to milk tea flavor." Tang Qianyan praised God devoutly and then looked at me with starry eyes.

To celebrate his differentiation, I allowed him to drink an extra-large cup of milk tea, which he drank with great joy, his cheeks bulging, and while chewing pearls he asked me why there was no culinary department in the Federal Military Academy.

"I'm going to audit the culinary department in the future," he said.

I asked him, "Do you like eating delicious food so much?"

Tang Qianyan looked at me with sparkling eyes, and said without hesitation: "Yes, I not only like to eat, I also want to learn how to cook delicious food. Now it is Dad who cooks delicious food for me every day. When I grow up and Dad gets old, it will be my turn to cook delicious food for you, Dad."

I think Tang Qianyan has the potential to be a scumbag. He is really good at saying sweet words.

19

Before I knew it, I had been recording Tang Qianyan's daily life until he was six years old. I discussed with Tang Qianyan and asked him if he wanted to publish this book and we would split the copyright equally.

Tang Qianyan asked me if I could delete a series of dark histories, including the time he scratched his toes, the time he lost his front teeth and thought he was going to die, the time he ate too much candy and got cavities in his teeth, the time he was so sleepy that he walked with his eyes closed and fell into a pit, the time he was scared to tears by cockroaches, the time he couldn't sleep in separate rooms and had to look for his little dad in the middle of the night, the time he was afraid of watching horror movies, the time his eyes got watery after eating something spicy, the time he was too lazy to wash his stinky socks, etc.

I said yes.

Therefore, those of you who are reading this book now will not be able to see the detailed version of the above dark history.

I would like to thank Tang Qianyan for his persistence in urging me to update the game over the years. I think that even if he continues to urge me to update the game day after day in such a cold-blooded and unreasonable manner, I will still be able to finish coding "This Omega is a Master of Mecha Manufacturing" in my lifetime.

Thank you for reading this, and I look forward to meeting you in our next story.

Give a small gg to my own pre-collected article "The Pretty Idiot Failed", which is pre-collected in the column. Interested little angels can collect it~

Pretty Idiot got a system that says you can copy a weakened version of the skills of your target.

If you become a top student, you will have the skills to pass every exam and never fail.

If you conquer your childhood sweetheart, you will have all-around skills for household chores and will no longer be an idiot in life.

If you conquer the school bully, you will have the skills to win every battle, not only in real life but also in games.

To capture the hunk of school, you will have all-around skills in singing and dancing, without having to embarrass yourself by being tone-deaf.

If you become a CEO, you will have the skills to run a business and don't have to worry about money.

The pretty idiot was very excited about these skills and said that he was an adult and he wanted them all.

So he raised lots and lots of fish.

One day, the pretty fool fell into a stupid situation as his nature would have it.