Chapter 117 I Put on Makeup: So Ugly You Couldn't Tell the Difference Between Human and Animal



Speaking of which, Zhou Suying hasn't appeared in public for quite some time. When netizens saw her, they were all stunned to see her looking ashen-faced, much thinner, and much older than she actually was.

[Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap! What happened to my goddess? She just divorced a scumbag, right? And she's already suffering from serious heartbreak???]

[Hey bro, are you blind? It looks like Actress Zhou is being entangled by something.]

[Hey, bro, as a fan of this streamer, you're so clueless! Thumbs down!]

Could it be that Actress Zhou is being haunted by some evil spirit...?

Amidst the scrolling comments, Zhou Suying spoke up, "Host, I..."

Even without Zhou Suying's detailed explanation, Wan Jiao already knew what was wrong. She met Zhou Suying's gaze with a serious expression and replied, "I know about your situation. I'm in Mingcheng now, if it's convenient for you..."

"It's convenient for me, I'll go buy the ticket now."

Wan Jiao did indeed want Zhou Suying to come to Mingcheng. Zhou Suying said she was going to buy tickets, so Wan Jiao naturally didn't try to keep her any longer. "Okay, then call me when you get to Mingcheng. I've sent you my number via private message."

"Thank you, host."

Zhou Suying disconnected very quickly, seemingly eager to see Wan Jiao. Her fans in the live stream were bewildered.

[It's been so many days since I've seen my goddess! I'd only been connected to the streamer for two minutes, and it's already disconnected?]

Hey hey, I'm in Mingcheng, I'm going to the airport to pick someone up.

The seventh lucky audience member was a 30-year-old office worker. He probably didn't expect to be included. He was stunned for a while before tentatively asking Wan Jiao, "Can anything be counted?"

Wan Jiao shook her head, "Violations of laws and regulations don't count, nor do the lottery numbers."

The man scratched the back of his head. "I didn't mean to calculate these things. Host, our village has been talking about being demolished for ten years, but there's still no news. Since you're so all-knowing and know everything, could you please calculate for me when our village will finally be demolished?"

[Outrageous]

[This is the first time I've seen a demolition compensation claim like this!]

Brother, don't you have any other pursuits in life?

If a man's family receives less land in the demolition compensation, he'll have other pursuits. But if thousands of acres of orchards are waiting to be occupied, the compensation will be a huge sum.

When asked by netizens, the man honestly replied, "To be honest, my biggest goal is to get compensation for the demolition of my family's more than 1,000 acres of land."

[Over a thousand acres of land... Sorry to bother you]

Damn, if I had over a thousand acres of land waiting to be demolished, my ambitions probably wouldn't be much higher than this guy's.

[A resident of a remote mountain village, who envied those who received large compensation for their land expropriation but had no hope of ever getting a new home, shed tears of envy.]

Amidst the teasing from netizens, Wan Jiao gave the man a precise answer: "Soon, at the latest by the end of this year."

After the connection with the seventh lucky audience member was lost, Wan Jiao took a sip of water and, instead of rushing to connect with the eighth one, asked the netizens about the progress on Xi Xi Zi's side.

At this time, the number of viewers in Wan Jiao's live broadcast room had exceeded 100 million. She asked Xi Xizi about the progress, and everyone tacitly remained silent.

Well, what can I say?

Surely you can't say it's only halfway done, right?

You know, someone told Wan Jiao a long time ago that it takes Xi Xizi an hour to do a full-on makeup look...

The netizens remained silent, and the live chat was unusually quiet.

Wan Jiao isn't stupid; how could she not understand?

She's got a little bit of money, and the way she talks is really trendy: "Oh, are my family members going to show me the magic of money power?"

"Okay, let's take a break for now."

There are two sides to the story.

While Xixi's live stream wasn't as popular as Wanjiao's, it was still quite popular.

After all... Xixi's first viral short video was a parody of the top singer of the Shengguo Kingdom twenty years ago: Miho.

The 40 million viewers in the live stream had their eyes glued to their phone screens, staring at Xixi's amazing makeup skills, almost mesmerized.

Those with clumsy hands say:

The difference between me and the goddess Sissi: the goddess has hands, mine are prosthetics.

Xi Xizi's makeup: So beautiful it's indistinguishable from male. My makeup: So ugly it's indistinguishable from human.

A person with good makeup skills but who just can't seem to learn how to create a cosplay look:

[It's really strange! I followed the same steps as Xixi, but the results were completely different!]

[Want to steal Xixi's brain and hands]

Men who simply admire Xixi's before-and-after makeup comparisons say:

If my wife had this skill, my ancestors' graves would be emitting auspicious smoke.

[I hope my future girlfriend can do makeup tutorials to make my dream of having a different goddess every day come true.]

You guys are so shallow. Unlike me, I just want to bring Xixi home and have her have my babies, have my babies, have my babies, have my babies five, six, seven, eight babies...

As a well-established and popular internet celebrity, Xixizi needs to manage her live stream and create a lively atmosphere.

When some netizens publicly stated that they wanted to take Xixi home and have her have five, six, seven, or eight babies, they started to "exaggerate" the issue.

"The netizen who said they wanted to take Xixi home to have babies, are you planning to do it for at least ten years?"

Xi Xizi had just finished drawing a detail, and at this point, her entire face was halfway done, already looking about 60% similar to Wan Jiao.

When the live stream administrator asked viewers, "Are you planning to start with ten years?" she laughed and exclaimed, "Family members, are you all this daring? You're willing to do anything to get me?"

[I was obsessed with Xixi, I was crazy about Xixi, and in order to bring Xixi home, I banged my head against the walls of Sheng Guo Prison.]

Xi Xizi: "..."

This generation of fans is really hard to manage.

Wan Jiao never took a break during her previous fortune-telling live streams. This time, the break was a spur-of-the-moment decision, but the effect was exceptionally good.

Here's what happened.

Netizens know that Wan Jiao is participating in Running Man, and they also know that the program's arrangement is always two sisters sharing a room, so everyone is curious about who Wan Jiao will share a room with.

Wan Jiao arrived first, but her roommate hadn't arrived yet, so how would she know who it was?

"That lady hasn't arrived yet, so I don't know either. But since everyone wants to know, why don't we take our phones..."

Before Wan Jiao could finish speaking, the door to the room was opened from the outside, and Lu Fenfei walked in pulling a suitcase.

Lu Fenfei hadn't watched Wan Jiao's live stream, but Wan Jiao had recently become incredibly popular online, so it was impossible for Lu Fenfei not to have heard about her.

This production team really knows how to stir things up. They know she hates feudal superstitions the most, yet they still put her in a room with Wan Jiao...

Upon entering, Lu Fenfei's face visibly darkened, clearly indicating her displeasure.

Wan Jiao's camera was pointed directly at the door, so Lu Fenfei naturally appeared on camera in her live stream.

[Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap, this is so exciting! The streamer is actually sharing a room with Lu Fenfei...]

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