The viewers in Wan Jiao's live stream never expected that the streamer would be forced to eat such a huge bowl of dog food just for selling a fifth-grade spiritual weapon.
Is this forced dog food (a slang term for public displays of affection) okay?
[A perpetual single person says: I've suffered a severe blow, both physically and mentally...]
【Waaaaaah ┭┮﹏┭┮ This dog food is awful, I'm going to complain】
[After this wave of PDA, I don't even need to eat anymore! Mom won't have to worry about me not having money for food anymore, yay!]
[As a lovestruck person, I think the streamer only has one pair of glass mandarin duck cups, which is such a pity. I also want to buy one for my boyfriend so that we can be locked together forever and never be apart.]
The phrase "love-obsessed" is hated everywhere.
There doesn't seem to be any particular reason, I just don't like them...
[Can't people with love-struck minds just die? I'm seriously speechless.]
[Don't embarrass yourself with your love-struck attitude, thank you so much...]
More and more comments like these are appearing.
Wan Jiao, fearing that the situation would get out of control, hurriedly said, "As for matters of the heart, I'd like to offer everyone this advice: Sweep the snow from your own doorstep and don't worry about the frost on someone else's roof."
"Now connecting with the last person destined to be connected today..."
Just as Wan Jiao finished speaking, the last person she was destined to meet connected with online and appeared on the split screen. It was a middle-aged man with a large belly, whose nickname on Kuaiyu was: Gangzi!
After going online, before Wan Jiao could even ask 'Gangzi' what he wanted to know, 'Gangzi' spoke up: '[Host, you're incredibly powerful, you can catch ghosts and solve cases with ease, could you help me see which deity I've offended? Why have I been having more and more bad luck these past two months?]'
Wan Jiao couldn't discern anything from Gangzi's face, but the environment behind him seemed quite problematic.
"Where are you now? At the company or at home?" Wan Jiao asked Gangzi.
Gangzi didn't hide anything and started rambling on like spilling beans: "[Host, I'm at home. I'm really unlucky. Not only did my clients get poached, but even a signed contract was forcibly terminated because the other company went bankrupt. My company hasn't opened for business for two months, and I can't even pay my employees' salaries. I... I'm at my wit's end, I have no other choice.]"
Wan Jiao: "When exactly did your bad luck start? And when did you move into your current home?"
"I've always been a very lucky person..." Gangzi suddenly changed his expression halfway through his sentence. "Host, I remember now, I think my bad luck started when I moved into this house."
Gangzi's answer was pretty much what Wan Jiao had guessed. She hummed in agreement. "Who was in charge of overseeing the house renovation?"
'Gangzi': [My wife]
"Let me see your home's interior design."
Gangzi agreed and immediately replaced the front camera with a rear camera, holding the phone around so that Wanjiao could clearly see the situation in his house.
Wan Jiao: "Send me your address via private message, I'll come to your house to take a look first."
Upon hearing this, Gangzi panicked. "Host, are you saying my bad luck is because of my own home?"
Wan Jiao: "It's almost certainly true."
Two minutes later!
Wan Jiao walked around Gangzi's house and asked him very seriously, "Business people all believe in feng shui. Did you consult a feng shui master for your new house?"
Gangzi nodded, "We found the best feng shui master in our county, and it cost several hundred thousand yuan."
Wan Jiao said "Oh," and looked at Gangzi with eyes full of sympathy. "How did you find him?"
'Gangzi': "It was my cousin who acted as a go-between, he..."
As they talked, Gangzi realized something was amiss. His cousin wasn't doing as well as him, so how could he know the best feng shui master in the county?
"Host, could it be that my cousin conspired with a feng shui master to deliberately frame me?"
Wan Jiao remained expressionless and did not directly answer Gangzi's question. She simply said, "Your house faces southeast from the northwest. In feng shui, it is called a 'Qian house.' The living room of a Qian house must be bright and use a lot of white colors, which can make the residents intelligent and refined."
Gangzi glanced at his living room; the color scheme was dim, nothing like the bright atmosphere Wanjiao had described. "Host, what about my living room..."
Wan Jiao: "A dark color scheme covering more than half of the four walls makes the inhabitants dull-witted, especially men."
After saying that, Wan Jiao walked to the left side of the living room and pointed to those things that looked exquisite but were actually useless, saying, "This is the Azure Dragon position, also known as the Nobleman position. Placing these things here causes the energy field to be chaotic, the vital energy cannot flow, and the turbid energy cannot be dissipated in time, resulting in poor energy field for the residents, the Nobleman being suppressed and unable to receive protection, the family's fortune to plummet, and the wealth to be damaged."
Next is the area next to the sofa.
Wan Jiao pointed to the very healthy cactus bonsai and said, "The sofa is where auspicious energy gathers in the home. It is backed by a wall, which means that you have a strong and stable support. Cacti are plants that use evil to counteract evil, and they have the effect of neutralizing evil and driving away villains. Placing it here creates a sharp angle evil, which disrupts the magnetic field and attracts villains and gossip."
Upon hearing this, Gangzi was horrified: What a vicious thought!
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