Chapter 5: If you insult him, you can't insult me anymore, okay? (Don't move your hand...)
Ning Buyi opened his mouth: "You're going to scold me."
Zhu Yanhe admires his thought process; what is possible can also be considered certain.
"Is Jianjian only single-minded?"
"It's not easy for Deadpool to grow up, given his single-threaded brain."
"The best thing about us is that we never pretend to do anything."
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Jingjing was suddenly accused of something serious and was completely confused. When did she ever scold him? She only greeted him with her first sentence, and afterwards she was wholeheartedly teaching him!
What an ungrateful bastard! What a dog of a man!
"When did I start cursing at you!"
Ning Buyi: "You pulled me up after the game."
Now Jingjing was truly confused. She pulled him, and then what? Wasn't it an invitation to play games?
"I want to invite you to play with me, I'm not going to scold you."
Ning Buyi understood: "Oh, it's okay, I forgive you."
The air grew quiet again. Gone? Gone?
What is he forgiving? He's not here to apologize to him.
Jingjing was left out in the cold again. A crack seemed to appear on her beautiful face, and she could hardly maintain her smile.
However, she suddenly had a flash of inspiration: isn't poverty and lowliness a virtue that can be moved?
"I'll show you around and send you gifts."
Upon hearing the word "gift," Ning Buyi immediately became enthusiastic, just like the program: "Great, you invited me."
He can make money playing games instead of live streaming! It's like he's discovered a new world. He can play games with other people! As long as they pay him.
He later learned that this was called "playing with someone".
"You little rascal, do you dare to be any more obsequious?"
“His cheeky name is just his nature.”
"When it comes to face-changing, he's the king of face-changing in the Chinese server."
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Jingjing smiled with satisfaction. That's more like it. No one can refuse me. So she waved her hand and climbed to second place on the list, spending five bouquets of roses, 999 x 5, RMB.
The dazzling special effects dominated the screen. Ning Buyi stared at the flowers blooming on the screen, which he then pocketed. What a generous older sister…
He sweetly called out, "Thank you, sister!"
Zhu Yanhe's fingers had gripped the book so tightly that the pages were slightly wrinkled. This wasn't right; he had swiped so many pages himself without receiving a single thank you, only his expression.
But don't worry about why he sent the gifts.
That "sister" and his handsome face combined to strike Jingjing's heart. Oh my god, how can someone be so good-looking?
"It's okay, come and play."
Jingjing invited him again, and Ning Buyi gladly clicked the left mouse button. Who wouldn't like a beautiful and kind-hearted young lady?
When two people start a duo match, the downside is that they are usually matched with a team of two or three people.
Once in the game, Ning Buyi immediately picked his signature move without hesitation: Xiang, the character he had just played in the previous game, a move he had named himself.
Jingjing typed: "Shall I play support to support you?"
"sure."
He must have been impressed by his own skills, otherwise why would he only be assisting him?
The game begins as the system announcement sounds.
He has already mastered the normal operation of going online, which is comparable to Jingjing's verbal instruction over a whole day of website training.
At this moment, the bottom lane gave up first blood, and a message popped up on the team chat.
ADC: Does the mid laner even know how to play? Don't they know how to give signals?
Ning Buyi's mind went blank for a moment. Signal? Is this still game knowledge?
He stopped typing: You'll have to ask your local power lines for the signal, how can I give it to you?
"It feels like they're provoking the other side, hahaha."
"It was a genuine answer, but it's so infuriating, hahaha."
"Those who don't know how to be two-faced can come and learn from Jianjian."
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Jingjing couldn't help but laugh out loud. How could this idiot always say such strange things?
After the ADC calmed down for a while, Jingjing led Ning Buyi to gank the top lane, while the jungler was still clearing jungle camps, and the bottom lane gave away more kills.
Are ADC, support, and mid laner inseparable? Don't you know how to help me?
The two looked at the message, and Jingjing turned on her microphone to communicate with Ning Buyi: "Don't pay attention to him, just listen to me."
Ning Buyi nodded. He had just been about to ask if the person was blind, since they couldn't possibly be babies, but after hearing Jingjing's words, he didn't reply.
With the bottom lane constantly feeding, the opposing team gained an economic advantage. Coupled with Ning Buyi's less-than-stellar skills, relying on the jungler and top laner to turn the tide was akin to using minimal effort to achieve maximum effect.
Even though no one said anything when things were going against them, the ADC started causing trouble again.
ADC: You noob couples are disgusting. You're always sticking together and don't do any damage. What else can you do besides trolling?
Jingjing: "Focus on your attack, ignore him."
Ning Buyi gave an "oh," though he felt uncomfortable, he didn't say anything. This person's record was much worse than his own, so why did he have the right to criticize him?
"Jianjian, my breast milk ducts are blocked."
"I feel so bad if you insult him."
"Can I yell back at my baby's mom for sending you gifts?"
...
Fortunately, Ning Buyi didn't see the comments, otherwise he would have had to speak up for the money.
After realizing that no one was paying attention to him, ADC started typing furiously, like a horse that had just eaten grass.
adc: So desperate for love? Needs 24-hour support and care.
adc: Get out of the game, you noob couple!
ADC: The support looks like a social media princess, but who knows how chaotic she is in private.
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Seeing that his words were getting increasingly vulgar, and that he even dared to curse the female sponsor who had just given him several thousand yuan, Ning Buyi's character suddenly stopped moving. His teammates thought he had been scolded and had gone AFK, but that wasn't the case. Ning Buyi was looking for the mute button.
If the wheat is shut down, the other side is doomed.
Wake up, wer~
Ning Buyi tapped the game microphone and cleared his throat: "Who gave you your sense of superiority? You went 1-8 in the bottom lane. Even my support plays better than you. Who knows if you're some kind of idiot who wears ripped underwear and socks in private?"
"Who knows where you get your money for skin treatments? You probably work as a gigolo at night, oh wait, no one would choose you if you're so ugly. Actually, it's probably just some weird old men who like you."
"Why hasn't the slaughterhouse come to pick you up yet? How come you're such a big pig here? You must be worth a lot of money, right? Oh, you should be cheap because lean meat is expensive. Can a stupid pig like you who only knows how to swear sell for 200?"
Are you starved for love? You've come to the game to find your parents.
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His words came out like beads strung together, moving Jingjing while simultaneously shattering her worldview. "No way, isn't he an idiot?"
Ning Buyi's live stream is silent, but Jingjing's live stream is.
Jingjing and her fans paused for a moment after listening to the whole thing, and then the comments section was flooded with messages.
"Damn, he's not stupid at all, he's very shrewd."
"I can't take it anymore, I've become a fan of his."
“Jingjing baby and her loyal dog are great.”
...
After not hearing any sound, Zhu Yanhe moved to Jingjing's live stream and curled the corners of his mouth. How come he's like a little dog? He'd risk his life for a bone.
Then, Jingjing's live stream was shut down.
The ADC initially tried to argue back, but was silenced by Ning Buyi's barrage of sharp remarks.
The boy rubbed his nose. "Tch, he's already chickened out. Back when he was arguing with his stepmother and biological father, he wasn't even half as tough as this."
After Ning Buyi muted his microphone, the team received two messages.
Jungler: If you insult him, you can't insult me anymore.
Top laner: If you insult him, you can't insult me anymore.
His sugar daddy sister remained silent for a long time, so he asked, "Sister, are you alright?"
Jingjing recovered her senses: "You can scold him, but you can't scold me."
Who knew that this foolish move would be inversely proportional to his trash-talking skills!
Ning Buyi thought to himself that he wasn't stupid enough to go around cursing people, so he should just retaliate in kind!
The game was quickly lost by the opposing team, and Ning Buyi now suspects that the game might be targeting him.
Because he kept losing!
Jingjing: "My live stream has been banned."
Ning Buyi became wary. What did this mean? Was it going to be a refund?
"Sister, I won't give you a refund."
Jingjing sighed, "Who said that!"
"Can I stay in your live stream?"
"Stay" means sharing the live stream room. She connected with Ning Buyi's live stream room, but did not receive any money.
Jingjing just wanted to attract some attention to him. After all, he was good-looking but looked stupid, and he had parents who died young and a mountain of tuition fees behind him. It was a disastrous start.
Ning Buyi didn't know what she meant, but she was fine with anything as long as she didn't ask for a refund, so she agreed.
Jingjing took this opportunity to add Ning Buyi on WeChat.
Inside the live stream, the viewers finally regained their hearing.
"I didn't even hear what that jerk was swearing at."
“I just went to Jingjing’s place and listened to every single one of them.”
"Jingjing's live stream has been shut down, but her battle record is available."
...
Then a new box appeared in the lower left corner of the screen, displaying Jingjing's face.
"Hello everyone~ I'm here to stay for him~"
With the help of streamers with hundreds of thousands of followers, Ning Buyi's live stream room, which originally had a few hundred viewers, has now reached four figures, and the refresh rate of the bullet comments is several times faster than when it first started.
"How come Jianjian has such good career luck?"
"On the first day of broadcasting, he probably earned enough to cover his living expenses, let alone his tuition for four years."
"Not really, most of it was paid for by Sister Y."
...
Zhu Yanhe did not appear in the subsequent live broadcasts. In the study, Zhu Yanhe got up, stretched his limbs, and asked his assistant for information about today's new live streamer.
On the other side, Ning Buyi was playing duo queue with Jingjing. After playing all night, he finally realized he knew how to play the game. He explained it to Jingjing until her throat was dry. She was furious. This idiot was too stupid!
If you tell him to go east, he asks where east is; if you tell him to go west, he wants to catch chickens; if you tell him to attack, he asks why his passive skill won't activate; if you tell him to retreat, he flashes into the crowd in the opposite direction.
It's as if Confucius himself would say that teaching according to aptitude and education for all are applicable, except for Ning Buyi.
"This streamer is interesting; he's acting so convincingly."
"Let me correct you! We're not pretending to be cheeky."
"Jingjing and Jianjian are so cute~ Two adorable babies."
...
This was the first time the viewers had ever seen a streamer with such a unique style. On this track of "beautiful idiot," there were no competitors, only Ning Buyi.
At this moment, a post appeared in the gaming community saying, "This new streamer is a silly beauty, looks easy to bully." It was accompanied by a photo of Ning Buyi during her live stream.
Soon after, many replies appeared.
T1: You're wrong, OP. You just didn't provoke him.
T2: I support the original poster. You think my wife looks beautiful but stupid? That's because you haven't seen the clips of my wife swearing.
T3: Requesting a video clip of someone hurling insults at another user.
T4: Finally, there are new faces in the live streaming world! SOS is finally not just those old hands fighting over each other anymore.
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A note from the author:
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"So her name is Shou Cang, what a beautiful name!" you thought as you turned off the campus network. Because she didn't come to the exam, you failed. You deliberately did poorly on the exam too, falling short of 60 points. That day on Wutong Avenue, you happened to run into her. You finally mustered up the courage to smile and say to her: "Add me to your favorites, it's me."
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