As soon as Ye Zhi arrived at the RV, she sealed off the entire interior space to ensure that no one outside could hear any noise from inside.
"This is Xiao Yi, System 001, the system I signed with." Grandma Ye Zhi's voice dropped a bombshell that shocked Grandpa Song and the others.
"System!" Song Yuanqing couldn't help but exclaim in surprise. Then, she glanced around furtively to make sure no one was around and that they were inside the soundproof RV. She lowered her voice again, her eyes filled with disbelief, "System!"
Good heavens, her daughter is the chosen one, oops, the chosen one!
She reads novels, all kinds of novels—BL, imaginative, contemporary, historical, you name it. These past few days she's been staying up late to read two novels: "The God's Blessing" and "Quick Transmigration: My System is Crying."
Therefore, she can only lightly ship her husband and Yang Chenze as a couple, and only lightly.
The crying system in the second novel is so cute! It provides the female lead with a lot of help and gives her many rewards for completing a simple task. She really likes it!
Grandpa Song breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed he didn't need to bring out the peach wood sword or anything like that. He knew it wasn't a ghost or a system; he had indeed read a lot of apocalyptic novels before the apocalypse.
Before he could even exhale, his breath caught in his throat. Huh? What? A system? A system is a wicked creature that uses the guise of helping the male and female leads to absorb their souls and luck—a wolf in sheep's clothing!
Grandpa Song suddenly became anxious. Amidst everyone's puzzled gazes, he rushed to the place inside the RV where Buddha and Bodhisattva were enshrined, muttering repeatedly, "Peach wood sword, boy's urine, Buddha statue..."
Ye Zhi tilted her head and asked, "What's wrong, Grandpa?"
When he was young, Grandpa Song believed in ghosts and gods. When Ye Zhi came into this family, he began to believe in Buddhism. Therefore, he specially invited Buddha and Guanyin Bodhisattva to his RV and villa.
When he came out, he held a Buddha statue in his left hand and a Guanyin statue in his right, and his tone was full of trepidation, "My apologies, my apologies."
"Xiao Ye, take Sweet Bean away!"
System 001 looked at the two Buddha statues hurtling towards it with great confusion, neither dodging nor avoiding them.
Ye Jingyu finally understood. His father-in-law had previously read a horror novel called "Guess Who Did It, Hehehe!" The culprit behind it was the system that stole his luck.
"Your maternal grandfather thinks Xiao Yi is a bad guy," Ye Jingyu chuckled, his eyes deep and thoughtful.
He also wanted to see if this so-called system was good or bad, and that nothing that posed a threat to Little Sweet Bean and their family could be allowed to appear around them.
He held Ye Zhi in one arm and held Song Yuanqing's hand with the other, leading the mother and daughter away from the battlefield.
Just as Ye Jingyu was leaving with the mother and daughter, the two Buddha statues struck the forehead of System 001.
Coincidentally, exactly on the left and right sides, two large bumps quickly swelled up on the forehead of System 001.
Ye Zhi let out a merciless laugh, "Hahaha."
System 001 covered its forehead, which had been innocently punched, and looked at Ye Zhi, who was mocking it, with a resentful, aggrieved, and fearless gaze. Its pitiful boyish voice rang out, with a hint of crying, "Master, these two Buddha statues have been consecrated."
If it were an ordinary Buddha statue, you wouldn't be able to touch its body at all, but these two Buddha statues were consecrated, so they were smashed solidly.
Its main system career has once again been marred by failure, (╥﹏╥).
Ye Zhi laughed so hard she bent over in Ye Jingyu's arms, "Yes, I know."
Ye Jingyu gently rubbed Ye Zhi's smiling face, suspecting that the little sweet bean's face was about to ache from smiling so much.
While enjoying her father's massage, Ye Zhi explained to Grandpa Song, "Grandpa, Xiao Yi is a good child. Our villa was renovated after Xiao Yi's work."
"That supermarket was also given to us by Xiao Yi."
After saying that, Ye Zhi took out the robot she had received as a reward from the system space. "This is also my reward. How about it? Pretty cool, right?"
"And another thing, if I complete one more task, I will be able to read minds!"
The little one had a smug look on his face, as if he wanted to be praised.
"Amazing!" The three old men, including Grandpa Song, fulfilled Ye Zhi's little wish.
"Anything else?" Old Master Song asked cautiously. He knew about that bead, the one that Sweet Bean had been hiding a few days ago, but suddenly stopped hiding it these past few days.
Ye Zhi generously took out the blue star pendant from her neck and showed it to her three closest friends, saying, "This? I'm not too sure about it either."
Song Yuanqing didn't look at the beautiful bead; her eyes were fixed on the sinister-looking black and red line, and her voice was full of worry, "Is this... alright?"
"It's alright." Ye Zhi looked at the dark red line in Song Yuanqing's fair and delicate palm.
[Strange, the black seems a little lighter.]
Ye Zhi held the blue star bead in her small hand. "This will protect me."
Absolute trust from the depths of one's soul.
Upon hearing Ye Zhi's words, the blue star bead began to spin in Ye Zhi's hand with remarkable intelligence.
Then, tiny hands and feet sprouted, and the bead rubbed against Ye Zhi's palm in a crouching position, acting as if it were being affectionate.
Grandpa Song and the others were stunned. They felt that the world they were in was no longer the apocalypse, but a world of cultivation. The bead had grown arms and legs, and it could even act cute! Good heavens!
Ye Zhi's heart melted instantly, and she said in a childish voice, "Are you happy that I told my family about you?"
The little blue star bead bounced happily in Ye Zhi's palm.
Song Yuanqing was charmed by the little bead's series of actions. Sure enough, everything around her lovely daughter was adorable!
Amidst the slightly agape mouths of the group of overlooked System 001 members, a plaintive, boyish voice rang out, "Master, Master's grandfather, Master's mother, Master's father..."
Ye Zhi looked at the lonely System 001 standing to the side, with two bumps on its head, and said comfortingly, "Come back, sweetie."
System 001 was delighted and was about to return to Ye Zhi's mental domain when Song Moshang grabbed his arm.
Mini-theater:
Grandpa Song returned to the Ye family villa, found the boy's urine that he had treasured for a long time, and poured it on the head of System 001 with a splash.
Xiao Yi, who reeked of stale urine, spat: "Ptooey, ptooey, ptooey!"
Then, he drew his peach wood sword and began to wield it with swift, sweeping movements, chanting, "Heavenly spirits, earthly spirits, demons and monsters, quickly reveal yourselves!"
With a snap, a yellow talisman was stuck onto a bump on Xiao Yi's head.
Xiao Yi: "Grandpa, the master..."
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