Ye Zhiyi's soul passed through everyone's bodies and came to Ye Yubai's side. "Then tell me, who am I?"
"Little Sweet Bean's master, the nominal head of the Blue Star Profound Sect, and the father of that bastard Yang Chenze."
"Correct answer, you've passed. Go play now." Ye Zhiyi was very satisfied with Ye Yubai's answer, especially the last sentence.
Yang Chenze, who was inexplicably called a bastard: "..."
Fine, he'll just have to put up with it.
Just now, Ye Zhiyi told him everything about the Blue Star Mystic Sect and the destruction of Blue Star, including the true identities of everyone present.
Ye Jingyu is the father of his father's apprentice, the one he calls "uncle".
It doesn't matter, it's just another heartbreak. I've experienced this pain before.
Yang Chenze clenched his fist tightly.
No, he couldn't stand it. Being scolded after a breakup was a huge blow to his young heart.
Yang Chenze retorted, "Your little thing is small!"
Ye Jingyu's father-in-law clearly saw the look of disgust on his face when he held that thing.
Ye Yubai: "You fucking think yours is that big?"
Damn it, why are they always bringing up his body parts? He's small? He's small? What a joke! Who the hell spread this rumor? Has anyone actually used it?
Yang Chenze raised one eyebrow, a wicked smile playing on his lips, his tone nonchalant, "Want to compare?"
He was very confident about this.
Ye Yubai jumped up from the stool. The sudden movement aggravated his wound, and he couldn't help but let out a cold hiss as his lips turned white from the pain.
Uncle Song really went all out; he's wronged his future wife.
Upon seeing this, Yang Chenze scoffed, "Pretty boy!"
Ye Yubai: "!"
He straightened up, pretended that nothing was wrong, and walked to the opposite side of Yang Chenze.
Yes, the two are ten centimeters apart.
However, Ye Yubai was not intimidated at all. He looked up and glared angrily at Yang Chenze, "The taller a person is, the smaller their penis is!"
"Come with me to the toilet and let's have a competition."
After saying that, she pulled Yang Chenze's arm and walked towards the restroom.
A man cannot say he can't.
Looking at the two of them making such a fuss, Ye Zhiyi's face flashed with a hint of reminiscence. Back on Blue Star, the two of them were just like this, comparing the size of Jiji in a childish and funny way.
Ye Zhi, whose ears were covered, heard everything in her mental domain and couldn't help but silently mourn for Ye Yu Bai. [Uncle Bai, you can't compare to him. You've been certified by Song Ranran.]
Song Yuanqing paused in covering Ye Zhi's ears. She had covered them in vain. How could Little Sweet Bean hear this? Or was Little Sweet Bean secretly using her mental power?
Ye Yubai's body stiffened even more. He had just heard Xiaotiandou's voice. What did she say? She said he couldn't compare to that bastard Yang Chenze? She said his penis was small, as certified by Song Ranran?
Damn it, that's all bullshit. How could he possibly be inferior to Yang Chenze? Yang Chenze was never better than him back on Earth, let alone here.
And what does it mean that he was certified by Song Ranran? How could someone as virtuous as him have slept with Song Ranran? How could Song Ranran possibly know that his penis is small?
No, wait, he's got quite a big... thing! Damn it!
It couldn't be that time, could it?
That time, just as he transmigrated into Ye Yubai's body, Song Ranran pushed open the door and insisted on sleeping with him.
He had just received all the memories and plot details, and knew that Song Ranran was the female lead, as well as their relationship.
Left with no other choice, he could only request System 857 to use illusions to deceive Song Ranran.
Alright, the culprit is 857!
As Ye Yubai approached the restroom door, he mentally roared at System 857, "What exactly did you do when Song Ranran tried to sleep with me?!"
System No. 857: "Ah, I just took the one from the PPT in that previous lecture."
Ye Yubai: "! That little thing?! It's barely developed!"
No wonder the woman looked dissatisfied when she woke up; with that length and girth, how could she possibly be satisfied?
Ye Yubai and Yang Chenze were having a contest of size in the restroom, while Ye Jingyu, Grandpa Song, and the others had already started tapping on crystal cores.
They knew how to enjoy life much better than Ye Yubai. They ate crystal cores like they were eating sunflower seeds, and would occasionally drink some soda to savor the bland taste of the crystal cores in their mouths, all while watching a zombie movie from a certain country.
The crunching sound of the zombies gnawing on the crystal core echoed throughout the hall, accompanied by the eerie screams that occasionally emanated from the television. It was practically a murder scene. If someone were to pass by, they would probably exclaim, "The zombies have even gnawed down to the bones. This family is doomed."
The crystal cores that were originally piled up like a small mountain on the dining table are being rapidly consumed by the group.
Among the group, the first to mutate was Zhang Dongliang, who was the weakest. His originally fair skin turned deathly pale in an instant, his eyes rolled upwards and his gaze became dull. His hands and feet bent backwards uncontrollably, making a crisp sound of joint movement, and finally bent to an angle that a normal person could not possibly bend.
His arms and legs kept bending backward in a reverse joint position, and his head, which wore gold-rimmed glasses, made a "crackling" sound as the bones rubbed together. His head rotated 360 degrees around his neck before returning to normal.
"Ah!" Zhang Dongliang let out a painful scream. The mutation of the reverse joints was truly inhuman; the pain was excruciating.
Everyone who was eating the crystal cores and watching the zombie movie was stunned, and the crystal core in Lu Ke's hand even fell to the ground.
"How can it be even scarier than Xiaobai?"
Ye Zhiyi shifted his gaze from the cola to Zhang Dongliang, saying unsurprisedly, "It's nothing. Not only did my head rotate 360 degrees, but my pelvis also rotated 360 degrees. It really hurt."
Seeing Zhang Dongliang's pitiful state, Ye Zhi couldn't help but take out painkillers from her spatial storage. This was her dear senior brother, someone who spent all his time holed up in the lab; when had he ever suffered like this?
Ye Yubai had just come out of the toilet after comparing sizes with Yang Chenze when he saw the familiar pill in Ye Zhi's hand that caused him pain.
The thought of the pain of zombie mutation made Ye Yubai's body tremble involuntarily, and he shouted, "Little Sweet Bean, no! Your senior brother is about to regain his memories!"
Just as Ye Zhi was about to flick the pill into Zhang Dongliang's mouth, she heard Ye Yubai's terrified trembling voice.
Looking back, Ye Yubai was limping towards her, looking so pitiful that anyone who saw him would say he was a ghost!
Beside him was Zhang Dongliang, who was undergoing mutation, and running towards him from the opposite direction was Ye Yubai, whose clothes were disheveled, even bearing a few footprints, whose hair was messy, and who was limping.
The background music consisted of terrifying music from a zombie movie from a certain country and Zhang Dongliang's screams.
The Ye family villa is now an even more terrifying place than Doll Island.
Just then.
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