The black luxury car stopped steadily in front of the gate. Fu Linchen stepped out of the car, and her long legs were held by a pair of chubby little hands.
"Brother, you're finally back!"
Fu Yixuan sat on the instep of Fu Linchen's feet, clamping Fu Linchen's ankles with his short legs, tilting his chubby little face, and looking at Fu Linchen with big eyes like water grapes full of expectation.
"Brother, I really miss my future wife, the beautiful Miss Su Yanxi. Please take me to see her!"
Fu Linchen's voice was as cold as ice. "Your future wife, Su Yanxi?"
Fu Yixuan nodded three times, "Yeah, yeah!"
Fu Linchen: "I think you want to go to heaven."
Fu Yixuan: "I don't have wings, I can't fly to the sky."
Fu Linchen: "You can go up even if you die."
Three-year-old Fu Yixuan said, "But I don't want to die. I haven't married yet, and I haven't had a baby with my wife yet."
Fu Linchen's eyes shone coldly, "Have you thought about having a baby with Su Yanxi?"
Fu Yixuan nodded his head four times, "Yes, yes, yes! I've already thought of a name for the child!"
Fu Linchen was so angry that he laughed, "What's the name you're going to give it?"
Fu Yixuan: "If it's a boy, his name is Fu Aixi, and if it's a girl, her name is Fu Aixixi."
Fu Linchen: "The name you chose is as vulgar as you are."
"Really?" Fu Yixuan blinked, "I think it's pretty good."
Fu Linchen: "Otherwise why would I say you are vulgar."
Fu Yixuan swung his arms around Fu Linchen's legs and begged, "Brother, I miss Miss Su Yanxi so much that I can't eat or sleep. Please take me to see her quickly."
Fu Linchen: "Dream."
The light in Fu Yixuan's eyes was extinguished by the hood over his head.
He lay listlessly on Fu Linchen's legs, "Brother, I'm so sad now. I want to eat some cherries. Go buy them for me."
Fu Linchen: "Why are you eating cherries? Why don't you eat wheels?"
Fu Yixuan: "The wheel is so hard, my little teeth can't bite it."
Fu Linchen: "With enough effort, an iron rod can be sharpened into an embroidery needle."
Fu Yixuan: Wow, brother speaks so cultured!
Fu Linchen patiently and kindly persuaded his younger brother, "Practice makes perfect. You have to bite the wheel to find out if it's moving. You still have to have dreams. Maybe your teeth are better than other kids, so you can bite it."
Children's tempers come and go quickly, and their attention can be easily diverted.
Fu Yixuan completely forgot about the cherries. He stared at the spinning wheels with his big, round eyes, eager to take a bite.
Immediately, Fu Yixuan shook his head and said, "I'm not an idiot. I won't eat wheels. I'm a natural child prodigy with superb IQ and a sharp brain. Brother, you can't fool me at all!"
Fu Linchen patted his head, which was rare, and looked very pleased. "Xuan, you are really getting smarter."
Fu Yixuan: "Isn't it? I'm so smart!"
Fu Linchen swung his long legs, and Fu Yixuan's elastic buttocks fell to the ground with a thud.
"Ouch, my butt hurts!"
Fu Linchen took out a bottle of Coca-Cola from the car, shook it vigorously ten times, and handed it to Fu Yixuan, "Brother, I'll treat you to a Coke."
Fu Yixuan's eyes lit up, he reached out to take it, then hesitantly retracted his hand, scratching his head with his little fleshy hand.
"But Dad said that children can't drink Coke."
Fu Linchen: "Dad is not here, if he doesn't notice, it means you didn't drink it."
Fu Yixuan gave a thumbs up and said, "Brother, I find that what you said makes a lot of sense!"
Fu Linchen took Fu Yixuan's chubby little hand and put the Coke in his palm. "Don't worry, I will never tell Dad about you drinking Coke secretly."
Fu Yixuan: "Brother, you are so good to me. When I marry Miss Su Yanxi, I will hurry up and have a baby with her so that you can experience what it feels like to be an uncle."
Fu Linchen shook the Coke vigorously again and said, "Shut up, don't talk, and drink it quickly."
Fu Yixuan unscrewed the bottle cap, and puff! The cola shot out into the sky, splashing onto his face.
"Ahhh, help me, my mother, this bottle of Coke is peeing on my face!"
Fu Yixuan was shocked and frightened by the impact, so he was pushed back repeatedly. He fell into the fountain behind him with a plop and drank a big mouthful of water.
"Ahhh, my puppy just peed in there, ahhh, I drank a big mouthful of urine! Yue!"
Fu Linchen walked away leisurely with his hands in his pockets.
Fu Yixuan yelled, "Brother, what will I do if you leave?"
Fu Linchen: "You can cry."
Fu Yixuan was wading towards the pool when he stepped on a pebble and fell down again, drinking a large mouthful of urine.
The young master couldn't stand it anymore and cried loudly with his mouth wide open.
The babyish crying startled the others, and a young girl ran out from the side hall. She was obviously taller than the Asian girl, and her skin was almost the sickly white color of Western Caucasians. Her facial features were deep and charming, and she also combined the gracefulness of an Asian girl. She was a typical mixed-race beauty.
The mixed-race beauty jumped into the hot spring pool, picked up Fu Yixuan with one hand, and lifted him out in mid-air.
Putting Fu Yixuan down, he strode after Fu Linchen, "Hey, you even bully a three-year-old child, what kind of man are you? Stop right there and apologize to the child!"
Fu Linchen stopped and looked at the strange woman who suddenly appeared. "The kitchen door wasn't closed properly, so you, a piece of scallion, escaped?"
Meaning: Who do you think you are to meddle in other people's affairs?
The mixed-race beauty looked confused and didn't understand.
If you don't understand Chinese culture, you really won't understand Fu Linchen's way of cursing.
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