Fu Linchen leaned lazily and comfortably on the passenger seat, with the top two buttons of his black shirt unbuttoned and the collar casually open, revealing his slender neck and delicate collarbone, looking both handsome and cool.
"Don't get me wrong, I came to the hospital for a checkup, not to stalk you."
Su Yanxi looked him over and asked, "What kind of examination did you do?"
Fu Linchen: "Male fertility testing mainly checks reproductive organs, sperm motility, and hormone levels."
Su Yanxi: “…” I shouldn’t have asked earlier.
But since I have asked, it would be too abrupt to suddenly change the subject. I have to finish the topic I brought up even if I have tears in my eyes.
"What are the test results?"
Fu Linchen: "The doctor said that my physical fitness is one in a million, and my sperm motility is top-notch. I definitely have the capital to make a woman have sex with two women at once."
Su Yanxi: “…………”
What are you talking about? I should have changed the subject. Even if it's as stiff as a frozen fish, it's better than asking this question again.
Su Yanxi's blushing cheeks turned her head to look out the window: "I want to go home."
Fu Linchen: "I know, we're going the same way, take me back."
The one who eats the food is grateful, and the one who takes the food is soft-handed. Su Yanxi still lives in his house.
"Okay, I'll take you back."
While Su Yanxi was driving, Fu Linchen leaned lazily on the back of the chair, bending his overly long legs.
He kept looking down at his phone, his bony fingers tapping on the screen non-stop, looking very busy.
While waiting for the traffic light, Su Yanxi glanced at his mobile phone screen and saw that he was processing company documents.
I'm so busy, I even work overtime on the way home.
Fu Linchen noticed Su Yanxi's gaze and asked casually, "By the way, where did you stay for the past three days?"
Su Yanxi: "How do you know I didn't go back to live?"
Fu Linchen: "As a neighbor, how could I not know whether the lights in your yard are on?"
But who pays attention to whether the lights in the neighbor’s house are on every day?
Su Yanxi: "I went to live with Qian Duoduo's family."
Fu Linchen: "Did anything unexpected happen?"
Su Yanxi replied truthfully: "I stayed for three nights and lost three pairs of underwear."
Fu Linchen raised his gaze from his phone and looked at Su Yanxi: "Did you and Qian Duoduo cook and eat it?"
Su Yanxi: "Who eats underwear? I'm not a fool."
Fu Linchen looked at her with his dark eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling, and were naturally full of affection: "What's going on?"
Su Yanxi: "It was stolen."
Fu Linchen twitched his lips and sneered, "He even stole such childish and tasteless underwear. What a pure idiot."
Su Yanxi: ...I'll say it again, my little panties don't offend anyone, please don't discriminate against it!
On Friday, in the middle of the night, Su Yanxi received a call from Qian Duoduo: "Bao, come and pick me up. I'm dizzy and worried that I'll get raped by a man who picked me up on the street."
Su Yanxi sat up from the bed, wrapped in a windbreaker and walked out: "You don't usually let yourself get drunk easily, what's wrong today?"
Qian Duoduo: "In order to discuss business, I was forced to drink by those grandsons of Party A."
A red Ferrari drove out of the villa's garage.
At this time, Fu Linchen was standing on the balcony of the second-floor villa. The bright red car became smaller and smaller in his pupils, and finally turned into a dot until it disappeared completely.
When Su Yanxi arrived at the door of the bar, Qian Duoduo was hugging a telephone pole and calling her husband.
"Hubby, your chest is like cement, so hard and solid, it hurts my chest, but I like it, hehe, honey, kiss me."
She pouted and kissed the telephone pole, then looked satisfied.
Su Yanxi took great effort to separate Qian Duoduo from the electric pole.
Before leaving, Qian Duoduo waved towards the telephone pole: "Husband, goodbye, love you, mua!"
Su Yanxi took Qian Duoduo home. Worried that the drunkard would go and kiss the telephone pole again in the middle of the night, she stayed with her at her house.
In the middle of the night, Qian Duoduo was pushed back three times by Su Yanxi. After failing to find a telephone pole, he turned around and hugged a clothesline: "Hey, husband, why have you become thinner? Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, I don't like thin ones, I like thick ones, wuuuuuuuuuu."
As long as this idiot didn't go out and embarrass herself and scare other people, Su Yanxi didn't bother to care about her anymore and let her sleep hugging a clothesline all night.
Qian Duoduo was woken up by the sound of the clothesline.
When she woke up, she was holding a clothesline in her mouth. The sleepiness was frightened away and she spat out the clothesline with a "wow".
"Holy crap! I almost got stabbed to death by the clothesline!"
Death is not scary, what is scary is being stabbed to death by a clothesline. This way of dying will definitely make the front page headlines and bring shame to the whole of China!
Frightened by the urge to pee, Qian Duoduo walked towards the toilet with crooked steps.
There was a rustling sound, and Qian Duoduo looked up to see a stick reaching out from the balcony next door, reaching for the hanging white cotton panties.
Underwear thief!
Halfway through peeing, Qian Duoduo rushed out with his pants in his hands: "Where are you going to escape, monster?"
Qian Duoduo rushed to the balcony, pulled the white cotton panties back from the stick, and pointed at the nose of the person opposite him: "Alpaca! You pervert!"
The man opposite quickly retracted his head.
Su Yanxi was awakened by Qian Duoduo's sweet breath, and ran to the balcony to see, and - -, a pair of white cotton panties hit her face.
Qian Duoduo: "Hurry up and put it away. I saved a pair of your panties."
Su Yanxi put the underwear back into her pocket: "Do you know who stole the underwear?"
Qian Duoduo: "I know, it's the man across the street, the man in the black hat we met in the stairwell before."
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