Chapter 148 Dad Wants to Eat Hot Food
On the third day, the live broadcast room opened automatically. The first shot was a close-up of Chu Qiao and Lu Zhan's faces. Chu Qiao and Lu Zhan had not drunk any water all night, and their lips were already peeling.
Little Chicken: "Master Chu, it's just one night without drinking water, why do you feel like you're going to smoke?"
"I remember Mr. Chu often went two days without drinking water."
"Master Chu's physique has weakened?"
Chu Qiao waved away the drone that was supporting him and shook his head. "It's different here than in the mountains or on the islands. The dry air will take away a lot of moisture, and the strong sunlight will also evaporate the little moisture in the body."
Chu Qiao's voice was a little hoarse, and he felt like smoking, and Lu Zhan was not much better.
Although there are dewdrops in the morning, they stay for a very short time and are difficult to collect.
Chu Qiao walked back and forth in the grassland, wasting his energy, and all he got was a sip of water.
In the middle of the morning, when the sun was high in the sky, the two packed up their things and prepared to set off.
Lu Zhan looked at Chu Qiao's flushed cheeks and said, "We must find a source of water as soon as possible, otherwise we will both die of thirst here in less than two days."
Chu Qiao turned around and smiled faintly, "What's better than yesterday is that at least there are trees around here, which means we're not far from a water source. Even if we can find a dry riverbed, I can still find water."
Lu Zhan suddenly shouted, "Watch your step."
Chu Qiao jumped forward nimbly, avoiding the obstacle under her feet. She turned around and saw a green object as big as a beach volleyball.
Chu Qiao stopped and squatted down.
Use a branch to pull apart the green ball.
"Master Chu, what is that?"
"Exactly. You're watching it so carefully."
Lu Zhan came closer and the camera zoomed in. Everyone saw a ball of green poop with some mosquitoes and flies flying around it. Chu Qiao peeled it open and found strips of undigested plant fibers inside.
"Oh my god, isn't this poop?"
"Master Chu, can you please stay away from me?"
"Such a big poop, from a rhino?"
Brother Feng: "Master Chu is a professional poop dealer, explain quickly."
Chu Qiao shook his head. "This is elephant dung. It's larger than rhino dung. The moisture in it hasn't completely dried up yet, which means there must be a herd of elephants around here."
Lu Zhan pulled away the surrounding grass.
"Xiaoqiao, come and see."
Chu Qiao threw away the stick he had used to scoop up the poop and walked over. There was a row of shallow footprints hidden in the grass. The grass was not flattened where the footprints were.
"This large footprint must be from an elephant."
"Don't talk nonsense, upstairs. The elephant is so heavy and the footprints are so shallow, it must be not an elephant."
Chu Qiao: "Only elephants can achieve this size. Although elephants are the largest land animals, with large size and heavy weight, their paws are also wide. The wide paws reduce pressure, ensuring that the huge weight of the elephant does not sink into the mud. Therefore, the elephant footprints we see are relatively flat and shallow, about the depth of a shallow plate.
Chu Qiao finished speaking, and suddenly raised his eyebrows: "Doctor Lu, you have done a great service."
Lu Zhan looked at Chu Qiao's excited expression. Although he didn't know what Chu Qiao wanted to do, but... it was definitely not a good thing.
As soon as the thought passed through his mind, Chu Qiao bent down and started walking along Daxiang's footprints.
There was elephant dung scattered next to the footprints from time to time. Chu Qiao would poke it open and take a look, but he never seemed satisfied.
"profound--"
A low voice sounded, and the two stopped and looked around vigilantly.
Less than 20 meters in front of Chu Bridge, a group of gray-brown wild elephants were eating grass. The largest elephant in the herd stood on the outermost side, and the smallest one, the baby elephant, was protected inside.
The barrage instantly boiled over.
"Oh my god, South African elephants! Let me count them. How many are there?"
"17."
"There's also a baby elephant hiding inside. 18 of them."
Chu Qiao turned to look at Lu Zhan, put his index finger on his lips, and whispered, "Don't make too much noise. Once an elephant is frightened, it will be very dangerous. In a panic, they will attack humans without any reason, especially an elephant family with baby elephants like this. The farther away from them, the better."
Lu Zhan was stunned, with a helpless look on his face: "You are the one who came here even though you knew it was dangerous."
Chu Qiao's mouth twitched, and he smiled awkwardly: "Doctor Lu, you really don't give me any face at all."
Lu Zhan: "What should we do now?"
Chu Qiao pointed to the other side of the elephant herd and said, "Let's go around it."
Lu Zhan opened his eyes wide. "There's elephant dung all over there. What are we going there for?"
Chu Qiao raised the corner of his mouth: "What I want is feces."
As she spoke, she started to move. Lu Zhan was worried that she was in danger and quickly followed behind.
The two men stood one in front and one behind, bending over and trying their best to hide themselves in the one-meter-high grass.
"Guys, did you hear what they said?"
"I heard it, but I haven't digested it yet."
“What do they want with elephant poop?”
"I'm sorry, I just can't figure out what that disgusting thing can do."
…………
While the discussion in the barrage was still heated, Chu Qiao and Lu Zhan had already touched the back of the elephant.
The grass here has been eaten clean, and the bare land is covered with green elephant dung, some of which is still oozing green juice.
Chu Qiao was about to go in, but Lu Zhan pulled him back. "No closer."
Chu Qiao: "Are you thirsty?"
Lu Zhan frowned, confused: "Nonsense."
Chu Qiao pointed directly at the feces and said, "I'll get you some water."
Lu Zhan’s eyes widened.
The netizens in the live broadcast room were suddenly in an uproar.
“Ah ...
"Master Chu has gone insane."
"I can't stand it anymore, really. Master Chu is getting more and more excessive."
"Brother Feng is giving everyone a red envelope—I'm sorry, comrades, please understand that staying alive is the most important thing."
Of course, the netizens in the live broadcast room were just talking and not really leaving. After all, they were just there to watch the fun.
But at this moment, Lu Zhan had a frown on his face and a dark expression.
Chu Qiao shook off Lu Zhan: "Doctor Lu, if you want to die of thirst, just die by yourself. I still want to live well and walk out."
Chu Qiao walked closer as she spoke. She used a branch to scratch at the piles of feces in front of her and spoke to the drone, "We encountered a lot of feces on the road just now. Although there is moisture in it, bacteria will grow after being there for too long. I need to find some fresh feces now. Fresh feces are very clean."
After Chu Qiao's brainwashing, the fans in the live broadcast room gradually became immune to it. Looking at Lu Zhan's stiff neck and the same sullen face on the screen, someone advised:
Chicken Little: "Doctor Lu, hurry up."
"That's right, Master Chu said it, this is clean."
"I remembered a saying: Eating shit can't keep up with hot food. Suddenly, I had a vivid picture in my mind."
"Civility, let's be civilized."
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