Chapter 156 The First 156 Days [First Update with Revision]
Day 156 of the story [First Update]
Yin Yu woke up the moment the sun pierced through the curtains; her biological clock was still set during the Saida period.
Yin Yu doesn't have the habit of sleeping in late, nor do the lion cub and the little blue dragon.
Therefore, upon hearing the commotion after Yin Yu woke up, the lion cub ran into the room, leaped onto the bed, and pounced on Yin Yu.
The scent of that big monster had long since disappeared from the room. The lion cub's nose was so sharp; it had noticed it long ago. It shook its head happily and licked Yin Yu's chin. Yin Yu must have chased the monster away!
Yin Yu was a little overwhelmed by the lion cub's enthusiasm. Just as he was about to push the little thing away, he saw the lion cub being grabbed by the scruff of its neck and thrown out of the bedroom. The little blue dragon was flying slowly in the air and followed after seeing this.
"Annoying. Noisy. Go to sleep." He Lianzhou said unhappily with a sullen face. He smoothly caught the lion cub, swung his arm, threw it out, and then lay down again. With a lift of his arm, he pressed Yin Yu back onto the bed.
Yin Yu: ""
What kind of superhuman strength?
Yin Yu twitched the corner of her mouth, turned her head to look at the man sleeping beside her. The man was breathing quietly and shallowly, his eyes closed, as if he had fallen asleep again.
Seeing this, Yin Yu clicked his tongue silently, then pushed He Lianzhou's arm away and got up to wash.
He Lianzhou felt the bed collapse and bounce back. He smiled and was surprised that he hadn't been beaten by Yin Yu.
He peeked out through a crack in his eye and saw Yin Yu standing at the sink brushing his teeth.
He was about to look away when he suddenly paused. He glanced again and saw Yin Yu's reflection in the mirror looking at him coldly, as if he already knew he was pretending to be asleep.
The two locked eyes and saw Yin Yu slightly twitch the corner of his mouth, spit out a mouthful of foam, and rinse his mouth.
"You're awake but still pretending to be asleep, how old do you think you are?" Yin Yu said after rinsing his mouth.
He Lianzhou remained silent.
Yin Yu twitched the corner of his mouth, scooped up a handful of water and splashed it on his face to wash it. He also washed his hair, then grabbed a tissue from the side and casually wiped his face and hair before walking over to He Lianzhou.
Seeing this, He Lianzhou pretended to be dead and closed his eyes. The next second, he felt wet and cool water splashed on his face and neck.
It's almost late autumn now, and the temperature of the cool water is worlds apart from the temperature inside the blankets.
He opened his eyes with a start. Yin Yu was splashing water on his face. When he saw that he had opened his eyes, he smiled slightly, withdrew his hand, and grabbed a tissue from the bedside table to wipe his face dry.
He Lianzhou: ""
Who exactly is only a few years old?
"Get up," Yin Yu said. "I have a lot to do today. Before the park opens, I need to check out the newly added swamp ecology museum and exhibition museum. Once you're awake, hurry up and wash up."
He Lianzhou stretched and walked towards the bathroom, casually asking, "There's a museum? What's on display?"
“Specimen,” Yin Yu said.
He Lianzhou paused for a moment, "Specimen?"
He glanced back at Yin Yu: "Those variants of death?"
Yin Yu responded but didn't say much. In fact, he himself hadn't quite figured it out yet and planned to take a look when he got there. After all, the 1,200 square meters of land was far too much for the death variant specimens he had collected this time to fill.
He glanced at He Lianzhou, then patted the doorframe as he walked out of the bedroom and said, "I'm going to make breakfast, don't dawdle."
He Lianzhou walked into the bathroom, and the next second he suddenly realized that Yin Yu had made breakfast?? Could he really eat that weird, overly salty food from last time??
He quickly came out and said, "I'll do it as soon as I've washed up. You go and do other things. It'll be done soon."
Yin Yu raised an eyebrow, then nodded in agreement, and opened the four sign-in red envelopes.
When the lion cub heard Yin Yu walk out of the room, it happily ran over with its tail held high, while the real culprit behind the overly salty food was now acting spoiled and oblivious to everyone else.
Seeing this, Yin Yu stroked the short, fluffy, long tail. The lion cub wiggled its butt to avoid him. After a couple of seconds, it cheekily raised its tail and came over, offering it to Yin Yu's hand. Yin Yu touched it, and then it dodged away again.
They can happily play for half a day, going back and forth.
Yin Yu glanced at the lion cub beside him, a slight smile playing on his lips, and opened the red envelope.
"Host, open the sign-in red envelope and receive 5 packs of Monster General Rations [1000kg]!"
Monster universal food: Food that all kinds of creatures, whether herbivorous, carnivorous, or omnivorous, love to eat! Cheap and plentiful! We recommend stocking up!
Yin Yu paused, then looked at the lion cub. This was the first time he had gotten monster food. Could it be related to petting this little thing?
Yin Yu tentatively offered a piece of food to the lion cub. The cub sniffed it, then gently pushed it away with its paw. It then looked at Yin Yu with its big, round, watery eyes, its expression cute and innocent.
Upon seeing this, Yin Yu paused for a moment, then said, "You even say you like this kind of food? False advertising."
He Lianzhou came out after washing up and scoffed at the sight: "Pretentious."
The lion cub roared and lunged fiercely at He Lianzhou.
Yin Yu: ""
They look like two completely different cats.
Yin Yu glanced at the man and lion fighting, shook his head and ignored them, continuing to draw red envelopes.
"Host, open the sign-in red envelope to obtain the intelligent AI butler!"
Butler Smart AI: It has no physical form; it's embedded in code. Wherever there's code, there's Butler Smart AI. It can cover an area of 2,500 square meters (upgradeable). The covered area will achieve fully automated management; only the desired command needs to be input. Once installed, Butler Smart AI cannot be moved or altered.
Yin Yu looked at it and realized that the coverage area was too small and it wouldn't be very useful.
However, the only consumables required for upgrading are points and service rewards.
The service feedback system, once installed, will automatically collect all customer feedback, which should be used for upgrades and improvements.
That makes sense, doesn't it?
Yin Yu pondered that there seemed to be no place where it was needed at the moment.
The indoor areas of the amusement park are all too large.
The smaller ones are limited to public restrooms and tourist information centers, which are too small and are already operating smoothly, so it feels like overkill.
After eliminating all possibilities, Yin Yu finally placed it on the strange street that had not yet been built.
Although it can only cover 2,500 square meters, at least it can actually play a role.
"Please enter the target command for the butler's intelligent AI," the system prompted.
Yin Yu thought for a moment and then typed in: "No losses, no waste, ensure tourists are satisfied with their spending, have a happy shopping experience, and protect tourists and park staff."
"Received. The Butler AI is now online. It will automatically plan the operation and decoration of the first 2,500 square meters of the Weird Street area for the host."
Yin Yu was very satisfied.
Compared to that bag of cat food—oops, monster food—this stuff I pulled out is much more practical.
It was indeed because of the lion cubs earlier.
Yin Yu twitched his lips, looked at the lion cub that was now lying lazily with its belly spread out, and helplessly looked away.
I wonder what would happen if I touched the little blue dragon?
Yin Yu got up, found the little blue dragon lying back in the freezer to continue sleeping, and touched its little wings. The little blue dragon took the initiative to come closer and rubbed its head against Yin Yu's fingertips.
"Host, open the sign-in red envelope and receive Monster Universal Nutritional Supplement [100kg] x5!"
Monster Universal Nutritional Supplement: Replenishes all trace elements and improves the monster's physique.
Yin Yu: ""
For the last red envelope, you'll have to rely on yourself.
"What are you doing here? Breakfast is ready." He Lianzhou reached out and poked Yin Yu's shoulder.
Yin Yu just happened to open the last red envelope
"Host, open the sign-in red envelope and receive an iron cleaning kit x1!"
Iron product cleaning kit: 1 cleaning brush, 1 detergent, 1 water wax, 1 polishing agent, to make iron products look brand new.
Yin Yu: ""
He looked up at He Lianzhou, and the mask on He Lianzhou's face made his eye twitch violently.
The formula "two negatives make a positive" doesn't always work.
Yin Yu took a deep breath. Oh well, he should be content with having an AI.
But this morning he didn't really want to see He Lianzhou's mask.
He tossed the cleaning kit he had just received to He Lianzhou: "Scrub your mask when you have time."
He Lianzhou caught it subconsciously, then paused, touched his face, and thought, "My mask? It's not dirty."
Were you rejected?
He Lianzhou's lips turned down slightly.
I had just sat down to eat breakfast when the dormitory building next door started to get lively. Those monstrous employees must have woken up. The noise was so loud that the whole building seemed to be shaking.
Yin Yu's eyelids twitched. It was the first time he had realized how boisterous these employees were once they got to know each other.
Today, the people who came to take the lion cub and the little blue dragon out for a walk were dwarves and slimes.
Yin Yu found it amusing to watch the little ones skipping and jumping out together, like kindergarten kids going out to play in pairs. Looking at the tiny dwarfs and slimes, he wondered who was leading whom.
Before long, Yin Yu had even had time to put the dishes into the dishwasher, the dormitory door was kicked open, and the dwarfs and slimes rushed in in a panic.
Yin Yu was taken aback upon seeing this.
"Curator! Amusement park! Amusement park!" The dwarf gasped for breath in a panic, stammering.
The slime beside him excitedly started "babbling" but Yin Yu couldn't understand a word of it.
The dwarf took a few deep breaths and finally blurted out, "There's a huge pit in the amusement park!!"
It wandered around with the slime and the lion cub. The lion cub chased after the little blue dragon, and the two of them ran after it. When they noticed a slope suddenly appearing in front of them, they didn't have time to stop.
It's okay, but the slime next to it has already rolled down and gone really far!
A pitfall? Yin Yu frowned in surprise and immediately called He Lianzhou to go over there together.
Hearing the commotion, the monster employees in the neighboring dormitory building immediately followed, and the team quickly expanded to full size.
Upon arriving at the pit the dwarf had mentioned, Yin Yu took a deep breath and saw a very clear long pit on the ground, stretching to who knows where. The pit wasn't deep, only a few centimeters, but it was rather unfriendly to slimes.
However, there are regular embossed patterns on the surface of the pit, like the treads of a tire or something similar.
Yin Yu frowned, squatted down slightly, and ran his fingers across the surface of the pit: "How could this be?"
Upon seeing this, He Lianzhou paused, his eyes darting away, and he quietly reached into his sleeve to touch his wrist.
Empty.
He Lianzhou: ""
"What do you think is going on?" Yin Yu asked He Lianzhou in a low voice.
He Lianzhou: ""
Yin Yu didn't hear He Lianzhou's voice, so he looked up at the man in confusion and saw him make a strange face before extending his two smooth sleeves.
Yin Yu didn't react for a moment, then slapped it away: "Why are you showing me this?"
He only realized what was happening after he finished typing; he was stunned—it was all white.
He suddenly stood up, his eyes wide, grabbed He Lianzhou, and pulled him aside a few steps: "Where's the snake?!"
He Lianzhou coughed awkwardly, his gaze shifting to the large crater: "Where does this indentation end?"
Yin Yu took a deep breath; there was some truth to it.
For a moment, he didn't even know whether to fix the road surface depression first or find the culprit.
"Let's go," Yin Yu said hurriedly, jogging along the indentation marks while checking the road repair plan provided by the system.
It still uses points and funds, but this time the road needs to be leveled again, which is different from the previous road paving.
Even using points requires an additional eight hours of construction time.
In other words, if the park were open as usual, visitors would all notice this strange sunken tunnel, and they would wonder, speculate, and discuss it.
It will become a problem.
Yin Yu hesitated for a moment, then urgently closed the park?
However, the emergency closure of the park will definitely dissatisfy tourists.
Yin Yu hesitated for less than a second between the trouble and the loss of tourists, and chose the latter.
He didn't want the hard-won tourist satisfaction to be lost because of the strange indentation.
The system backend quickly drafted a public relations announcement.
"Great news! Great news! The curator has introduced new attractions, new activities, and new streets! The Wonderland is undergoing a major renovation! It is expected to reopen in three days, presenting a completely transformed Wonderland! All guests who booked a three-day visit or stay for the 21st, 22nd, or 23rd will receive a free rescheduling/rebooking discount of 30%, or a full refund! They will also receive a Wonderland souvenir gift pack! This can be redeemed on-site with proof of purchase, or mailed online! The park will cover all cancellation and rebooking fees in case of any travel inconvenience."
The announcement was issued at 7:00 AM.
Not long after it was posted, people started to notice it, and it quickly became a topic of discussion, with people forwarding it and starting new threads about it.
【Huh? A sudden major renovation? Why wasn't there any prior notice?】
[Yeah, I bought tickets in advance and have been looking forward to it for so long! For other theme parks, you'd have to plan a trip at least a month in advance!]
At least they gave us so much compensation afterwards.
[It was already pretty good. We went to a famous amusement park before, and there was a typhoon warning. We waited two days to see if there would be a closure notice, and only felt relieved when nothing came. Then, on the day itself, out of the blue, they announced early in the morning that the park was closed due to the typhoon! Seriously, did they just find out about a typhoon today? Was this some kind of gamble? In the end, there was no compensation whatsoever, just a refund for the tickets; we still had to pay for our own airfare and hotel! We specifically flew there to play at this lousy amusement park, I'm so angry!]
[Oh my god, the person upstairs is so pitiful! I'd hate this forever!]
[Our Weird Paradise is like this: although every major renovation is quite sudden, our curator is incredibly generous with compensation and discounts!!]
[There's also a huge gift pack of merchandise this time! It's practically free!]
[I envy those who booked these three days]
[And every renovation is a wonderful surprise; it's not just a perfunctory job! They really put in the effort every time!]
[Didn't someone actually spot Yu Ge going back yesterday? They said he brought some kind of huge aquarium or something? The staff were quickly silenced to keep it a secret, hahaha]
I suspect this major renovation announcement was originally planned for yesterday, but they were probably too tired and forgot.
[Actually, Brother Yu, there's no need to rush to release new products! We're not tired of playing yet!! I can still dine at these restaurants!!]
[Stop talking! I've come three times already, and I still haven't played everything. I can't keep up with the speed at which Brother Yu releases new content!!]
[Who's happy? The fans of Weird Paradise are the happiest!!]
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The lively atmosphere on the forum went unnoticed, as Yin Yu and He Lianzhou had already walked to the end of the indentation.
The two stood on a vast beach, facing the sea, their hair disheveled by the sea breeze.
The tide has come in now, and the water has submerged a section of the indentation, but that doesn't change the fact that this is the end.
Yin Yu looked at He Lianzhou: "Your snake likes to swim?"
He Lianzhou: ""
"Have you practiced recall?" Yin Yu asked again.
He Lianzhou: ""
It's not a dog, why are you training it to be called back?
"Forget it, it's pointless to ask. If he had practiced, he wouldn't have needed to go all the way to Saida to find it." Yin Yu waved his hand, too lazy to look at He Lianzhou anymore.
He Lianzhou: ""
"It's probably just drunk and acting crazy. It'll come back on its own when it sobers up," He Lianzhou said.
Before he could finish speaking, Yin Yu heard a system notification suddenly sound in his mind.
"You have received [Snake Sheath] x1 as a voluntary gift from the World Serpent. Due to its large size, please select a placement area within 24 hours. Suggested placement space: 7000 square meters to 28000 square meters!"
Yin Yu choked violently on his own saliva. How old?!
Before he could react, a long, thin figure suddenly flew out from the nearest wave. Before he could see it clearly, it had already swum to Yin Yu's waist, leaped up quickly, and finally climbed onto his arm, happily coiling up and raising its pointed little tail, wagging it vigorously.
Me, the snake! I've grown up again!
This made Yin Yu subconsciously think of rattlesnakes.
Yin Yu suppressed his instinct to grab Qi Wei and throw him away, or rather, He Lianzhou quickly grabbed his hand, thus preventing his beloved from suffering the painful fate of being thrown away.
Yin Yu looked at He Lianzhou: "It seems like it gave me something."
He Lianzhou: ?
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