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[Extra Chapter 52, First Update] Laughing Rat: Human cubs are more terrifying than demons, aren't they?
Day 337 of the story [Extra Chapter 52, First Update]
The news of the monster employees arriving at the Eye of St. Lorton spread like wildfire in less than a day.
Upon entering the forum, all I saw were posts from netizens who had encountered each other by chance.
Laughing rats, are human cubs even more terrifying than demons?
OP: Hahaha, who knows? I bumped into the star team from the Monster Park team building event today!! Incredibly close interaction! My brother-in-law was waiting at a red light, right next to the monster bus, and as soon as he opened the sunroof, the little devil flew over! Super enthusiastic!
1st Floor: Wow, I'm actually waiting at a red light alongside the monster bus! What incredible luck!
2nd floor: Although, what does this have to do with the title?
OP: Sorry, I got excited and posted it before I finished typing.
OP: And then! The little devil flew in front of my nephew and played a prank, making a big funny face that scared him so much he cried, haha! My nephew cried so hard that it frightened the little devil, who then turned around and darted back into the monster bus to rummage for candy! It came back with a handful of candy, threw it all through the skylight, and even took a very nice photo with us, hehe.
3rd Floor: Ahhh, I actually managed to get a photo with the Little Devil!! The Little Devil is the hardest NPC to take a photo with in the Monster Paradise!! So arrogant!!!
4th floor: I'm envious too!!
OP: Hehe, not only did they take a photo together, but they also begged for forgiveness and negotiated with us. They said that once you've taken a photo, you can't complain to the curator anymore, hahaha.
OP: I recorded a video! Please watch the video! [Share video link]
5th Floor: After watching the video, I'm so jealous again. How can someone be so cute? Waaah! They were so anxious, just like me when I've done something terribly wrong (x)
6th Floor: Little Devil: You human children, why do you cry so easily? You have no manners!
7th floor: It even negotiated! This must be the most frustrating deal the little devil has ever signed, hahaha.
8th Floor: LOL, why aren't you doing it yet?! Then, humans didn't sue the curator, but the whole world knows what he did, hahaha.
9th Floor: Cunning humans!
OP: If the curator sees this post, please don't punish the little devil! Our whole family loves it!! Could the red-clad admin please pin this comment for me?! [Pinned]
10th floor: There are still more kind-hearted people than not (doge)
11th Floor: LOL, I just left the other thread and then fell into this one. It's you again, you little devil, why are you so dramatic? Hahaha
12th Floor: What? Which post is this? It seems like everyone at St. Lorton keeps running into weird employees!
13th Floor: Look, nobody told me that checking monsters in was such a hassle!
Nobody told me that checking monsters in was such a hassle!
OP: It took a full three hours!! Every monster had to be photographed and entered, and every monster had to check if they were satisfied with their photo! I'm going to fight you monsters! It's all those little devils' fault! They're all so vain!
1st floor: I don't believe it without photos.
2nd floor: I don't believe it without a video.
3rd floor: I suggest the original poster learn from the neighbor and first upload evidence to prove its authenticity!
OP: [Shared video link] Who doesn't have videos? Three hours, please! My phone is full of videos and photos (hands on hips.jpg)
The original poster wrote: "I even encountered slimes swinging on a giant chandelier, a headless horseman riding a horse up to the 108th floor, and skeletons and pumpkin monsters fighting over a toothbrush. Enough said, I'll never have such an exciting class in my life!"
4th Floor: Oh my god, why are they even disguising themselves?! What is there that I can't see in the amusement park?!
5th floor: What does being ugly at work have to do with being ugly after get off work? (Just kidding)
6th floor: Alright, alright, you little monsters now have two faces too!
7th Floor: Classroom Style vs. Resort Style
8th Floor: They're really vain, I can vouch for it! They come to St. Lorton's Eye at night to take pictures and they're raking in gold coins! Especially the vampires! My god, one of them even got upset because I only charged it twenty dollars a photo!
9th floor: Huh? Just?
10th floor: They think I underestimated its beauty.
11th Floor: 6
The internet is full of posts about capturing or encountering the monster employees.
Yin Yu only realized that the strange employees had been tracked down by netizens on various platforms until he received comments in the comments section asking for their team-building photos.
Fortunately, the hotel they were staying in had a private room on the entire floor, so no matter how curious humans were, they couldn't get close enough.
The next morning, before Yin Yu could even gather everyone, the monster employees found the breakfast vouchers provided by the hotel in their respective hotel rooms and went to the restaurant to wait for the start time marked on the vouchers.
When Yin Yu received a call from the hotel front desk, he realized that these monsters had eaten all the breakfast supplies.
"Um, Mr. Yin, we are very worried that the slime gentlemen might have an alcohol allergy? Their skin is completely red and very hot now. Hmm, should we contact a veterinarian? Ah, would a veterinarian be of any use? Also, the dwarf gentlemen have already drunk three jin of baijiu (Chinese liquor). Can we continue to provide it?"
Yin Yu was taking a shower when he heard a call coming from the landline outside. He almost rushed out of the shower room: "What?!"
He Lianzhou was still lying in bed stretching when he heard the speakerphone call. He suddenly sat up, exchanged a glance with Yin Yu for a second, and then immediately grabbed his clothes and changed.
Yin Yu hurriedly rinsed off the soap, and He Lianzhou quickly washed up as well, then rushed out of the room one after the other.
Upon arriving at the restaurant, Yin Yu found it wasn't as chaotic as he had imagined. Instead, Madam Lesenba's face was ashen as she grabbed a drunken little dwarf and shoved him into the sink filled with water, yelling, "Wake up!"
"Gurgle gurgle"
The staff member standing nearby stared in disbelief: "Oh, it's alright, it's alright, there's no need for that."
Yin Yu: ""
Looking at the others, apart from the dwarf and the slime having a minor mishap with alcohol, the other employees were all eating very obediently, even though the werewolf had a table for each person, and there were already five or six stacks of plates piled high on the table. Heaven knows how many plates of roast meat he had ordered.
The fox is showing off its jelly fillings, and the dessert bowls it's stacked are equally impressive.
The zombie bride and groom booked the long table full of spicy wontons, crossing-the-bridge noodles, spicy blood curd, and braised pig brain. As soon as the chef brought out the plates, they were all gone.
The headless horseman and his warhorse stood by the fruit table, next to a huge chocolate fountain, where they were showing off fruit and dipping it in chocolate sauce.
Yin Yu looked around and paused slightly when he met the eyes of the desperate and helpless restaurant manager.
"Actually, there's nothing else, but we're very worried about whether these guests will feel unwell?" the restaurant manager asked tactfully.
He'd never seen a customer eat this much! Even a competitive eater wouldn't cause such a ruckus!
Won't this kill you?
He waved his hand and said, "No problem, human veterinarians can't cure them either. They can just take a nap later."
These drunkards will be deprived of their trip to the aquarium.
He Lianzhou thought to himself.
Not long after, Lady Lesenba returned with the dwarves, now sober and wet. She glanced coldly at He Lianzhou and tossed the dwarves at his feet: "Here, they're awake."
The dwarf hugged He Lianzhou's leg, let out a burp, and grinned contentedly: "Human wine, it smells good, can I pack it up, lord?"
He Lianzhou: ""
He turned to look at Yin Yu and gave him a look: Can we take it with us?
Yin Yu: ""
Sometimes I really want to call the police; it's better not to have a teammate like that!
Yin Yu checked on the other employees with unease, and they were all behaving themselves, except for the mermaid.
The siren said, "The mermaids are soaking in the hot spring. We'll call them when we're ready to leave. They need to keep their tails moisturized."
After Siren finished speaking, she stroked her chin thoughtfully, wondering if the marine animals would be afraid if they went to the aquarium.
That's interesting.
"When are we leaving?" Mrs. Lesenba asked.
Yin Yu glanced at the time; breakfast started at 7:30, and it was not yet 8:30.
It's still a long way off.
"How much longer do you need?" Yin Yu asked in return.
Lady Lesenba smiled with satisfaction and turned to ask, "Girls, how much longer until we can set off?"
"Oh no! I need to go back to my room first! I haven't done my hair yet!"
"One hour? Is that okay?"
"Isn't this taking too long? Let's say forty minutes!"
"Ah, I'm in a hurry! I'm off! Sphinx! Get me some bread and orange juice! I need to eat on the way!"
“”
Half of the restaurant's seats were quickly emptied.
Lady Lesenba turned to Yin Yu and shrugged lightly: "You heard that."
Yin Yu nodded helplessly and amusedly: "Then it'll be ten o'clock. We'll meet on the bus outside the hotel. It'll be the same two double-decker buses as yesterday."
Lady Lesenba was even more pleased upon hearing this.
Giving someone an hour and a half is the proper etiquette for a gentleman.
She sent a notification message to the girls' group, telling them not to rush and to get ready, as they had plenty of time.
As for the other employees, they were still enjoying their meal in the restaurant.
Aside from being able to eat, the monsters were quite well-behaved without the disturbances of a few drunkards.
As the peak dining time approached, even human guests gradually began to sit near the monsters' tables.
"Look at them eating! It looks delicious! It's whetting my appetite."
"This is the dessert recommended by the siren! Sea salt snow mountain mini cakes, so delicious!"
"Oh dear, but the fried fish he recommended was awful, it was so fishy!"
"The werewolf recommended grilled beef heart to me, should I try it?"
"Oh my god, these monsters are so kind! I wanted some chocolate sauce, and the headless knight picked me up and dipped me into the top layer of the chocolate fountain!"
"What!!"
He said he dipped the bottom part many times, and the top part was the cleanest.
"oh"
Yin Yu and He Lianzhou observed for a while and, seeing that humans and monsters were living together harmoniously in a restaurant, they were finally relieved and went to get their breakfasts and take their seats.
Flashes of light quietly passed through the restaurant.
The monster employees who were caught on camera were stunned for a moment, then, as if it were nothing new, they continued to eat their breakfast with their heads down, but their movements were noticeably more refined and elegant, as if they were carrying an idol image.
Seeing this, Yin Yu raised his eyebrows and began to consider the feasibility of borrowing a banquet hall for these monstrous employees to have breakfast separately.
After all, we're here to have fun. If we have to wear masks even when we're eating, then it's not a vacation.
Seeing He Lianzhou start fiddling with the fish bones on the plate with his fork, Yin Yu twitched his lips slightly, patted He Lianzhou on the shoulder, and the two went to find the restaurant manager in private.
After inquiring about the relevant fees, the restaurant manager explained that it was essentially equivalent to renting a banquet hall for a morning session, with an additional charge for breakfast, and that would cover the cost of a private breakfast buffet.
Money is no problem, Director Yin waved his hand generously, "Rent!"
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