Chapter 2 Mom, I'm Dirty
Everyone: “…”
The world is silent at this moment.
The next second, there was a burst of gasps.
[Fuck, fuck, fuck! I'm dirty! Mom, I'm dirty!]
【This, this, this...could this be what I understood? 】
[Is it a bit too much to understand a girl in seconds? 666]
[I don’t dare to ask, is it free to listen to? ? ?]
[Su's reputation is well-deserved... Only she'd dare to say that! But I remember based on the timeline, Director Liu of that show back then... seems to be... the current director?]
Sure enough, Director Liu stood aside, his face pale and stunned.
Shen Ruoqing’s face flushed instantly after she reacted.
"You! What nonsense are you talking about!"
"What did I say?" Su Yangyang frowned.
She did hear a noise.
It was very noisy, bang, bang, bang.
It was true that he borrowed the earplugs, but the actor didn't even open the door.
"No, it's not like that!" Shen Ruoqing panicked.
Su Yangyang glanced at her, with no expression on her face, and continued speaking——
"As for grabbing the concert tickets...even though you only helped me out by staking them out for the hyaluronic acid promotion, I'm still very grateful."
【??????!!! 】
[Hyaluronic acid? ? ? Didn't Shen Ruoqing publicly declare that her mother was born beautiful and that she hated plastic surgery?]
[I was saying, look at this nose, it lets in a little light.]
[No way, you actually believe what Su Yangyang says? She's always been the one to open the door to the outrageous. It's outrageous to the extreme.]
[That's right, Su Yangyang has been talking nonsense for a long time, and her words are quite unique.]
[Get out of the entertainment industry, you liar! Take our Qingqing away!]
…
On the other side of the screen, Su Ling frowned suddenly and turned off the live broadcast.
What's going on? Why does Su Yangyang look so weird?
In the past, if Su Yangyang encountered these problems, she would never be able to explain them even if she opened her mouth again! Now she has learned to turn the tables?
No, we must notify them to speed up the process. This time, Su Yangyang must never come back!
…
Director Liu looked at the noisy comments and felt both sad and happy.
I have traffic, but for the first time I feel reluctant...
There's no point in continuing to argue.
He cleared his throat and picked up the speaker.
"Be quiet!"
Everyone immediately quieted down and turned to look at him.
"We're so glad you all are here for 'Celebrity Deserted Island 2'. With so many people signing up, we've increased the number of people allowed to enter the first batch, and the final number is 100!"
"Everyone will be given a cell phone with the production team's phone number inside, so you can call for help in times of crisis. Of course, you can also form alliances and leave your phone numbers to contact each other. The phone will have points that can be redeemed for completing tasks, and the point rankings will be refreshed every night! These points can be exchanged for food and daily necessities!"
"Our gameplay is different from last season. The most notable difference is the addition of an 'elimination system.' You play as wild men in the jungle, and you can eliminate each other to fight for territory! If someone's cell phone, which sustains their life, is stolen, they'll be eliminated!"
As soon as the words fell, cries of pain spread everywhere.
"They can be eliminated! Doesn't that mean men have a natural advantage?"
"You will have a three-day protection period. During these three days, you are not allowed to hunt each other." The director said with a smile, "Also, many of our levels are dominated by women. You can obtain corresponding items to equip yourselves."
Despite this, there are still complaints all around.
Some people have even started discussing forming alliances, with familiar people automatically forming a team.
"Next, let's briefly introduce ourselves and talk about our respective strengths!" the director followed.
The live camera turned and landed on the contestant's number.
Starting from number one, there is a round-faced girl.
"My specialty is singing..."
Man No. 2 touched his shiny hair. "I'm a model. I believe everyone in the circle has heard of my name. I like music, work out regularly, and believe in a balanced and nutritious life..."
The shots passed by one by one.
Su Yangyang is number 99.
When it reached her, countless curse words floated across the screen again.
"Ms. Su, what is your specialty?"
The people around laughed.
Specialties? Does Su Yangyang have any specialties? Is she particularly good at courting death?
Shen Ruoqing couldn't help but lower her head and smiled.
She was just waiting to see Su Yangyang make a fool of herself! Everyone knew that Su Yangyang had been versed in music, chess, calligraphy, and painting since childhood, and was a notorious underachiever in school! How could he possibly have any special talents?
The next second, Su Yangyang faced the camera and uttered two words very seriously:
"kill."
Everyone: “…”
"Kill, what the hell are you going to kill?" Director Liu's lips trembled.
Su Yangyang nodded and glanced at him with cold eyes.
This look made Director Liu tremble.
But she remained silent.
What's so strange?
For people like Shen Ruoqing, she could kill three people with one strike.
Am I hallucinating?
[No, this is already nonsense? ]
[Did you notice she was looking at Qingqing when she said this? What was she trying to do? Was she trying to threaten Qingqing?]
【This woman is so vicious! 】
"Ah, well, well..." Director Liu choked and tried to smooth things over, "Then without further ado, let's get started!"
"Director, there's one last person!" someone said weakly.
[Yes, Su Yangyang is number 99, what about number 100? ]
[The Shadow Emperor! The Shadow Emperor hasn't appeared yet! ]
[Rin Shen! Where is my Rin Shen! ]
The director glared.
You have to bring up something that is not related to the topic!
The ancestor is still resting in the camp, what can he do? If he wakes up, can the show still be held?
When this big Buddha wanted to sign up, he tried his best to prevent him from coming in. But he didn't know what was wrong with this guy, he insisted on coming!
Now, there is nothing I can say and I dare not urge them!
"Si Lin just came back from a notice and feels a little dizzy, so he needs to take a rest. Ahem... let's start first, it won't affect anything, it won't affect anything." Director Liu said.
[I'm so sad! Rinjin, please get well soon!]
[Our Linlin has an announcement?? How come I didn’t know??]
[Maybe it was a private trip, thank you for your hard work! 】
【Rin God, I love you!!!】
The barrage instantly dominated the screen.
The director turned his eyes and saw that everyone had automatically formed teams, with only Su Yangyang still standing there.
The setting sun fell on her disheveled face, but it did not look as absurd as before. Standing alone, with the distant mountains and flying birds behind her, she seemed a little detached for a moment.
It seems as if it does not belong to this world.
"Um, Su Yangyang!" Director Liu called out directly, "You don't have a team yet, so you should be in a group with Brother Lin! You're responsible for waking him up, go quickly!"
"What?!" Someone in the crowd immediately turned around, "Why can she be in the same group with Lin Shen!"
"Director, this is not fair!"
Director Liu waved his hand, signaling everyone to shut up.
What do you know? Is this a good job?
He was still patting himself on the back for coming up with this idea.
Let Su Yangyang be punished for her careless talk!
(End of this chapter)
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