Chapter 23 Sister Yang, the funny girl has no love
In the distance, a shallow-water fish that looked to weigh five or six pounds was swimming towards them.
Su Yangyang held her breath and concentrated her attention.
[Fuck, I can’t even breathe right now]
[Tip: Watching Su Yangyang fishing is breathtaking!]
What's wrong with this woman? She doesn't have a net or a fork, so she's using a slingshot?
I think it’s possible, let’s wait and see.
At the scene, Su Yangyang slowly raised her hand, adjusted her breathing, and slowly approached the fish.
Su Yangyang walked to a few meters away from the big fish and stopped. He picked up a sharp stone from the beach, pulled the slingshot to its full extent, and took aim.
[Isn't this Su Yangyang trying to kill the fish with a slingshot?]
[Trivia: Fish have very hard skulls]
[Laughing to death, I think this method has never been seen before]
【Just watch, why so much nonsense】
Whoosh! —
The sharp end of the stone pierced the water's surface and pierced the fish's head, leaving a trail of tiny bubbles on the surface. The fish flipped over.
Dead.
Su Yangyang picked up the fish and threw it to Bo Silin, "Here, it's enough for today's lunch."
Bo Silin dodged it accurately with a flash.
With a plop, the fish fell directly to the ground. Su Yangyang looked back and finally reacted.
By the way, this subordinate is afraid of getting dirty.
It is quite rare to find a man who likes cleanliness.
She thought for a moment, scooped up some seaweed washed up in the water, took out the branch tied behind her, and gestured at the fish's head.
"What are you doing?" Bo Silin sensed something was wrong and wanted to step forward.
[I'm dying of laughter, hahahahahahaha what are you doing hahahahahaha]
【The best actor is indeed Su Yangyang ptsd】
[Sister Yang: Every step I take is beyond your expectations. Are you happy?]
Is there anyone who can take care of Su Yangyang? I think she's going crazy again.
[Is this fish trembling? ]
As expected, Su Yangyang ignored him, concentrating on her luck, raised her hand, and then poked him hard!
The branch poked a hole directly into the fish's mouth.
Bo Silin, who was splashed with water, said: "..."
This world will not be better.
Su Yangyang moved quickly, passing the seaweed through the fish's mouth again, picked it up, and handed it to Bo Silin, "Can you take it now? The seaweed is clean and has no fishy smell."
Bo Silin paused slightly and his eyes relaxed for a moment.
It turned out to be for him.
[So cute! ! ! ! ! ]
[I'm sorry, Lin, I'm really into Su Yangyang this time...]
[To be frank, I also want to be pampered by the big sister, come and A me]
[Su Yangyang still has some conscience, remembering that we Linlin love cleanliness]
[No, you guys should be more firm! ! ! !]
[Did Su Yangyang cast a spell on you? ]
Su Yangyang didn't even look back and continued searching in the sea.
Because this place happens to be the estuary of the river on the island, Su Yangyang concluded that there should be fish here and the fish will come here to eat feed.
If only we had a boat, we would definitely return with a full load.
Let’s not think about this for now. Su Yangyang searched for a long time, but apart from picking up a few lonely small fish on the beach, she didn’t get anything else.
She turned and walked toward the shore.
"Let's go and deal with it at noon." Su Yangyang said.
[Deal with it??? You call this dealing with it???]
[Suddenly I feel a little sorry for Ren Bo and the others...]
[Yeah, thinking about Ren Bo and his gang wandering into Su Yangyang's camp with sausages... Oh my god, a bloody murder, a real bloody murder.]
[I'm dying of laughter at this desert island show. Can we have more shows like this in the future?]
What’s funny isn’t the deserted island, but human nature.
[No way, the topic suddenly changed???]
As the sun rose, Su Yangyang looked up, then began to pull the green plants along the way and weave them in her hands.
Bo Silin had become accustomed to Su Yangyang's strange behavior, so he watched and followed her from a distance of one or two meters.
In less than two minutes, a simple straw hat was handed to him.
"Here, cover it up."
When Bo Silin looked up, he saw Su Yangyang's porcelain-white face.
This face was not made up, the eyebrows were perfectly shaped, the skin was pink and white, and after being exposed to the sun, the cheeks were faintly red.
Bo Silin took it.
However, the next second, the straw hat fell on Su Yangyang's head.
"I'm not hot," he replied and walked forward.
【Ah ...
[Why is the atmosphere between these two so weird? ]
[I'm not hot! Ahhhhh! The hidden sugar is the best!]
If I were Su Yangyang, I would do a 180-degree Thomas spin on the spot and then bow to express my gratitude.
[Upstairs, so you can't get the favor of the actor]
[Su Yangyang must be so happy that she's dying! ]
"Not hot?" Su Yangyang paused for just a second before stepping forward and placing the straw hat back on Bo Silin's head. "You're already sweating, why are you trying so hard?"
"Kidney deficiency requires more exercise, but I won't let you get sunburned either."
"Remember to take the Chinese medicine when you get home. Today's medicine was already stewed when it came out."
"Strange, last time I felt you had abs, why are you still so weak?"
The world was quiet again.
【……】
【……】
I pulled out my notebook and began writing furiously. The first line was, "Kidney deficiency requires more exercise, but I won't let you get sunburned either."
[Sister Yang, how did you manage to be both sweet and cruel? ]
[So this is what "sugar with a knife" means? 】
[I feel sorry for the actor, he's really hurt hahahahaha]
[Is this kidney deficiency joke getting over? Hahaha, someone come and save me, hahahahahaha]
[I can feel my abs!!! Girls, pay attention, I can feel my abs!]
[I reiterate once again that we Linlin do not have kidney deficiency and we are in very good health! ! ! ! !]
I've already thought of tomorrow's headline: "The entertainment industry's 18th-tier actor is obsessed with the actor's kidney deficiency, and he's being given tonic soup every day."
[Sister Yang, funny girls don’t have love! Damn!]
[As for the above, your sister Yang will tell you that men only affect the speed of my sword drawing.]
Bo Silin was left where he was, looking at Su Yangyang's back, and after a while, he chuckled softly.
He straightened the brim of his hat with his hand and walked forward.
[Gah! This smile!]
"Kidney deficiency is kidney deficiency, whatever my wife says is what I will do."
[I'm dead, these two are flirting with me without even realizing it!!]
The two returned to the camp with their things. There were already many cut down trees and wild vegetables placed around.
Su Yangyang had given Tian Tian two kinds of grass samples before, one of which was a Chinese herbal medicine that was less likely to go wrong. Unexpectedly, Tian Tian seemed to have eaten Popeye's spinach and picked three or four pounds of both.
She walked over to Tian Tian, a smile on her face: "You've picked so much, are you hungry?"
Tian Tian nodded, then shook his head.
"I'm not hungry! Those uncles cutting trees are even hungrier!" Tian Tian waved her hand.
Su Yangyang's smile deepened. He patted Tian Tian's head and said, "Go and exchange them. You've collected a lot of herbs."
Tian Tian's eyes sparkled: "Really? I really picked a lot of herbs?"
Su Yangyang smiled and nodded.
Tian Tian jumped three feet high with joy, ran over and took the two piles of wild vegetables, and asked, "Master, which pile?"
Su Yangyang pointed to the stack on the left.
Tian Tian said "Yeah" and ran to the exchange point happily.
Three pounds of medicinal materials, thirty points.
Thirty points were credited to the account, and Tian Tian also returned.
Su Yangyang stood up and looked at Tian Tian with a smile: "Buy a pot, a knife, rice, and seasonings. Let's have a good meal today!"
The three big men who were chopping trees became very nervous and quickly put down their axes.
"Is dinner ready?!"
(End of this chapter)
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