[Yeah, I don't understand. What the hell is this word? I've never heard of it.]
[Always creating some weird words, it's uncomfortable to listen to them]
Their language is so complicated
It's okay, I understand. There are always people who mistake connotation for complexity, and there are always people who mistake stupidity for honesty. It's okay if you don't understand, brothers, explain it to them.
Since you've asked sincerely, we'll mercifully tell you. It was a dark, windy night when a man and a woman gave birth to you. Do you understand? To put it simply, it's your parents.
【sky……】
[I hope there won’t be a third sentence next!]
"Husband and wife bow to each other—"
It really exists! ! ! ! ! !
A pair of hands pressed on the two men's heads.
A hard hit!
"Boo!"
Lip to lip.
Heart connected to heart.
Darren and Mike's eyes widened instantly:!!!!!!
However, the nightmare is not over yet.
"Send her to the bridal chamber!"
Su Yangyang caught Bo Silin's gaze, quickly raised her foot, and flipped Mike over in mid-air.
“Ah!! Damn!!!”
Mike screamed wildly!
With a bang, it fell to the ground.
At the same time, Bo Silin gently pushed Darren behind him forward with his toes.
Darren watched as he fell onto Mike and immediately caught himself.
A foot suddenly appeared on the back!
Bo Silin stepped on his back and pressed down.
Together!
One press!
Together!
A press...
"Ceremony—over!"
He turned around, pulled Su Yangyang over the wall, and disappeared.
Leaving behind everyone disheveled in the wind.
“…”
“…”
[I never expected that there would be a fourth sentence...]
【Linlin: Pattern, open】
For a moment, the entire square, except for the spectators watching from the outside, was filled with crazy and boiling barrages that dominated the screen, more than ever before.
The live broadcast was stuck for a moment.
Backstage emergency repair server.
The technical department was also in chaos.
"Everyone, get this over here! So many people are clicking in through the livestream, the servers are almost overwhelmed!"
All over the world.
Live sharing links appeared in various chat boxes.
"Watching this live broadcast, I laughed to death!"
"Seven Kingdoms Fighting for Hegemony, Awesome!"
"Who are these two Chinese people?"
"I've seen their wilderness variety show! This woman is divine! This man is good-looking!"
For a while.
Human-to-human transmission occurred during live broadcast.
Domestic hot searches also dominated the list.
#Su Yangyang and Bo Silin enter the bridal chamber [explosion]
#Lin Ge's overseas clip【explosion】
#It still has to be you, Su Boer [Explosion]
Three consecutive explosions.
The most popular comment below has exceeded 20,000 likes.
The content is——
"I haven't watched Su Yangyang's live stream, but I've seen her trending searches over 80 times. And they weren't bought. Is this normal?"
The replies below instantly became an Amway gathering place.
"Go and see! Don't make me beg you, it's really good! See the picture of Sister Yang catching a werewolf.jpg"
"No more words, just a GIF. Sister Yang gives Linlin a princess hug.jpg"
"Sister Yang and her gas station.jpg"
"Sister Yang has a broken kidney stone in her chest.gif"
"Sister Yang is drunk.gif"
…
Finally, the poster replied: "Thank you Amway, I'm watching it and I love it too!!!"
Variety show live.
The men holding guns were at a loss and have yet to recover from the shock.
What just happened?
They didn't even have a chance to aim!
Darren finally got up from the ground, limping and looking crazy.
"Chase him! Chase him!!!"
[It’s over. I can’t even look Darren in the face now…]
My mind is full of ups and downs of images, I don’t know where they come from, anyway, it’s yellow.
[It's okay, deduct 1, God forgives you]
He turned his glasses and frowned suddenly.
this……
What about positioning?!
Darren looked around but couldn't find the red dot for positioning!
Disappeared!
He immediately found a gap, dodged the live broadcast drone, and asked for help from the technical department.
The reply was: "Impossible. Our positioning points cover a radius of 100 kilometers. Unless they all disappeared 100 kilometers away in such a short period of time, we will definitely be able to find them!"
Darren was so angry that he could only refresh frantically.
"Keep looking!" he said.
The other side.
A pair of white hands pushed open the door.
This is a church.
After the two of them went in, they closed the door behind them.
[Hello??? Are you treating us like outsiders?]
[This isn't the first time either, I'm just used to it]
[I think he's going to do something shameful!]
Yes, my foreign friend, you are right. If you continue reading, you will find that they will even do it in front of you.
【??? Who told me that Chinese people are conservative?!】
[My three views have been refreshed several times today...]
Su Yangyang stepped inside.
At the same time, the system's report sounded in my ears.
"Master, after exchanging for the blocker, you still have over 30,000 Shock Points left! There are many things you can unlock in the mall! Participating in this show really increases your Shock Points very quickly!"
Su Yangyang took a look.
Sure enough, many items were lit up.
There are skill categories, item categories, food categories... and there is an [Other] option in the last column.
She clicked it and took a look.
The system suddenly fell silent.
The glowing shelves are filled with little touches of romance.
There are naughty little toys, clothes with little fabric, interesting props, even themed rooms, 234 flavors of offspring burp bags, and even men's products...
After seeing the lifelike doll, Su Yangyang frowned.
"Master, these...are not needed for the time being!"
"Really?" Su Yangyang glanced at the item description. "Do you think I'm stupid?"
system:! ! ! ! ! !
Aren't you just stupid about this?!
"We'd better not waste our shock value here!" The system was forced to act cute.
Who will save it!
Qin Ya didn’t dare to even look at it before!
Who knew that the owner not only opened them up, but also clicked on the uses and methods of the items and studied them one by one!
"This, Bo Silin will like it." She suddenly stopped and clicked on the XXXL yellow bag.
Seemingly familiar.
It's still his number.
And he said he would teach her.
She suddenly found this system very pleasing to her.
The system was silent for a moment. "He might...may like it, but he can't use it now..."
"Why not?"
Good question!
Why not!
"Maybe it's because... they're filming a show?" The system finally gave a reminder.
Su Yangyang gave up the idea.
Yes, it is more important to deal with those people outside now.
"How much shock value is needed to repair the third layer?" Su Yangyang asked again.
"The third level requires a shock value of 10 million!"
10 million, that’s still early.
Fortunately, this is a global live broadcast, and the audience is flocking in like crazy. In addition, some countries like China, so the probability of developing closeness is higher, and this number is not difficult.
She thought about it, exchanged two sandwiches, and sat on the floor.
Bo Silin turned around and sat down beside her after confirming that there was no ambush.
The hand that took the sandwich was still wearing a glove.
Su Yangyang turned her head and stared at the white gauze on the table.
"This is a wedding dress." Bo Silin said, "Someone is getting married here."
He put the sandwich aside and looked at her. "What kind of wedding do you want?"
"There's your wedding." Su Yangyang said, turning her gaze back to his hand.
Bo Silin smiled.
But after smiling, he lowered his eyes to look at his hands.
Then he took off his gloves.
"You saw it, didn't you?"
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