Viewers on Earth noticed that the ending of the latest episode of the popular variety show "Rural Life" was quite mysterious. (Actually, I just wanted to write about it, so I did...)
The ending consists of only one sentence: "A mystery guest makes a surprise appearance."
This inevitably piques people's curiosity.
"A mystery guest? What could be mysterious about it? It can't be Venti and Xiao, can it? Those two are still all lovey-dovey in Teyvat."
"I think so too, it definitely couldn't be the two of them!"
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Most people don't think it's Wendy and Xiao, only a small number of people have quietly raised their expectations.
"Hmph, I bet a bag of spicy strips that it's Wendy and Xiao!"
"That's right, you guys are definitely going to lose."
These voices were ultimately few and far between, and were quickly drowned out by voices of disbelief.
"I heard there will be a heavyweight guest this time. Hmm, do you guys have any clues?" Inside the country cottage, Wang Ming looked at He Ning beside him, as well as his younger sister Wanqiu and Wengyu who were crowding around behind him. He Ning shook his head. He also had no clue about this heavyweight guest. He had thought of everyone in the industry, but still couldn't think of anyone who fit the bill.
The day of the mystery guest's arrival arrived quickly. After seeing off yesterday's guest, a phone call came into the country cottage.
Weng Yu quickly ran over to answer the call, only to discover that the other end seemed to be using a voice changer.
"Hello, cough cough, what dishes can I order?" It seemed to be an old voice. Weng Yu thought for a moment, then quickly ran out to ask Wang Ming, "Teacher Wang! What's on the menu today?"
The live stream camera then switched to the car where the mystery guest was sitting, but the camera never showed who the mystery guest was.
"I'm so anxious! Why don't you just show your face!"
"Damn it! Damn it! I'm reporting the production team!"
"Aaaaaah! Put your face down!"
"Won't it seem abrupt that we've come like this?"
"Won't."
"Really? I thought it would be quite abrupt."
Both guests' voices were processed with voice changers, which further heightened the anticipation.
What's even more outrageous?
They had clearly captured the faces of the four regular guests, which was quite shocking, and it seemed like the answer would be revealed in the next second. However, the result was that they were forced to watch two minutes of commercials.
"What's this?! It's almost over, and we still have to watch commercials! This is a live stream! A live stream!"
"Who's going to watch ads on a live stream?! What's the difference between this and a novel author suddenly getting writer's block?! It's all the same—you're going to die! You're going to the guillotine!"
"Agreed! So, immediately! Switch the live stream back!"
The director was under a lot of pressure. It wasn't that they wanted to show commercials, but rather that the four regular guests were genuinely surprised for exactly two minutes, no more, no less.
Holy crap!!!
Holy crap!!!
Holy crap!!!
Holy crap!!!
The four perfectly synchronized shouts of "Holy crap!" were uttered, and the live stream finally focused on the mystery guest.
"Hey everyone, new friends, wanna listen to the bard's song?" Wendy was the first to jump out. She was wearing a pure white off-the-shoulder top that revealed her belly, with a sleeveless top underneath, pure white shorts secured with a black belt, and long socks and black sneakers.
The pattern is faintly visible on the sleeveless top.
"Hello everyone." Xiao's style is much more normal now. Although he is also wearing a sleeveless top, he is also wearing a jacket. You can vaguely see his abs through the sleeveless top. He is wearing cargo pants and Doc Martens.
"Huh? Why aren't you saying anything? Am I too ugly?" Wendy looked at the four guests' mouths, which could fit eggs, and quickly checked her clothes. There was nothing wrong with them. She tugged at Xiao's clothes, and there didn't seem to be anything wrong either.
The live stream chat was cleared for a few seconds, and then a flood of comments started appearing.
Well, I won't pick a few to write about, lest you all keep saying I'm padding the word count (hands on hips)
"Welcome, welcome! It's not that you guys are too ugly, it's just... too shocking." Wang Ming, being the most senior, quickly composed himself. The other three also adjusted themselves after hearing Wang Ming's voice. "Haha, Teyvat is so boring, Earth is much more interesting." Wendy hopped across the threshold, and Xiao, carrying a suitcase in each hand, easily followed behind Wendy.
"Come on, let's give out wedding candies." Wendy covered her hands with her hands, then unfolded them, revealing several candies. "I specially bought these to share in your joy. We'll have another one after this variety show ends." "Thank you." The four stepped forward, each receiving a candy. They ate them, and the sweetness warmed their hearts.
The trending topics these past few days have all been about Xiao Wen getting married! It's not unusual for the four of them to know that the two of them are married.
Xiao put his suitcase down and looked at the production team: "Is there anything we can do?" "Hey, we said we came here to relax, why are you making things difficult for yourself?" Wendy was unhappy when she saw that Xiao still wanted to make things difficult for herself, so she quickly jumped up and pulled Xiao to the rest area.
“It’s been thousands of years, thousands of years! Fanan and Yingda have returned, and they’ve taken over your demon-slaying work in Dihuazhou. The old man has also approved a long vacation for you. Why are you always thinking about doing things?” Wendy put her hands on her hips, looking unhappy. Xiao scratched his head. After having some free time, he realized that he didn’t seem to know what to do. He wanted to do everything he saw.
"Oh well, never mind, you go ahead and do it. I'll just lie down and rest," Wendy said helplessly. Xiao breathed a sigh of relief and decided to ask Wang Ming and the others if there was anything he could do.
"Hmm? Ah, it seems the production team did give us a task today, which is to clear the weeds in the cornfield. Can you do it?" Wang Ming looked at Xiao, who nodded. Suddenly, Pu Yuan appeared in his hand, spun around, and then the butt of the gun slammed into the ground with a thud.
He Puyuan: Family members, does anyone understand? My master wants to use me to cut weeds. I've been a gun in the field for countless battles, how did I end up in this pathetic position of cutting grass?
"Hey, be careful." Wang Ming dodged quickly, otherwise he felt his head would be on the ground in the next second. "It's alright." Xiao lowered his eyes, and He Ning walked over and led Xiao to the cornfield.
Wendy pulled out the fine wine Diluc had given her from her Vision and said to Wang Ming, "The moonlight is perfect tonight, how about a small drink? It's genuine Dawn Winery wine—full of flavor, don't miss it." Wang Ming glanced at the sun high in the sky, oh, it wasn't even noon yet, and then looked at Wendy, whose anticipation was off the charts, and really wanted to ask: How did you know the moonlight was perfect tonight?
You're just making excuses for wanting to drink, aren't you?
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