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1. Where is the sunshine spot that makes you most satisfied today?
Of course it was on Li Ying'an's shoulders that were exposed to the sun!
2. Why do you always circle around people's feet? Are you plotting something in your mind and want to trip people up?
No, I'm just acting coquettishly with you. I want you to play with me. You should face up to my needs for you!
3. You often stare out the window for so long. What exciting plot have you seen that is worth keeping you in the same position every day?
Hey, there are so many new things outside the window. I will see birds flying freely. At this time, I will imagine myself as a knight traveling through the rainforest.
The kitten is a free knight!
4. Why do you suddenly wake up from a dream and start running like crazy?
Let me think about this question. It's not hard to understand. It's just that I failed to take a nap. At this time, my heart is still eager to play with you.
5.What’s the magic of your favorite cardboard box?
I can't explain it clearly and you won't understand it. It's just like what's the magic of that mobile phone you hold in your arms every day!
6. You always like to pat people’s faces gently with your pink little paws. Do you want to wake them up or express your love to them?
Every time I see you working hard, I want to touch your face. That’s because you are as cute as me when you are serious!
7. Why are you so obsessed with the laser red dot, just like you're crazy about seeing a mouse. Do you know it doesn't exist?
Yes, in my eyes, the red laser dot is like a madly fleeing mouse. I will try every possible way to catch it. Even if I fail every time, it will still exist.
8. Which one would make you feel more comfortable and secure when sleeping: the armrest of a sofa or your thigh?
Of course it’s a human thigh! I want to hug your thigh forever. It’s soft and warm, and I love it so much.
9. Where is your favorite hiding spot?
Lululu, of course it's a place where you can't find me. I will sneak out and attack your legs when you are anxious!
10. Why do you always have to watch when someone goes to the toilet?
Then why do you always like to take pictures of me squatting on the toilet... You always keep the toilet door closed, as if it is filled with terrifying huge beasts. Of course I'm afraid that you will suddenly have an accident.
Hehe, don’t I love you very much? Don’t be touched!
11. What do you recall when you step on the milk?
Human, why don’t you have thick hair on your body like me? Your skin is as soft as my paw pads, and I like it.
12. That toy you played with under the sofa, you haven’t taken it out yet. Have you forgotten about it?
Humph, since you know it, why don’t you help me take it out?
13. Why do you always like to dip your paws in water when drinking?
Because you like to drink from the cup with your hands, it’s a pity that I can’t hold the bowl of water you gave me, otherwise I would do the same as you!
14. Do you prefer paper bags or plastic bags?
I prefer the bag in your hand. It's so boring to play with the bag by yourself. Can you accompany me in your free time?
15. What did you want to do by suddenly rushing over and hugging Li Ying’an’s thigh?
Look at me! Pay attention to me! You walking chicken leg!
16.Why do you have a special liking for express boxes?
Just like you like shopping, if you can send less express delivery to your home, maybe I will not be so keen on it anymore.
17. Is there any particular order in which you lick your fur?
Lick wherever there is dirt, lick wherever you think of when you are free, and lick wherever water accidentally gets on your body.
In short, there is no particular requirement, and there is no order.
18. Why do people suddenly freeze and stare into space, especially at night? Are they seeing something that others cannot see?
Because I saw a ghost~lululu, I scared you.
19. Why do you like sleeping on the clothes that Li Ying’an has just folded?
It's like you like new sheets. I feel that your clothes have a familiar scent, which makes me feel very safe. Sleeping on your clothes feels like sleeping in your arms.
20. What goes through your mind when you hear a harsh sound?
I'm afraid of it, but it's also very noisy. If it happens when I'm sleeping, I'll be furious!
21. Dried fish, chicken breast, canned meat, what is your ultimate ranking?
Chicken breast > canned > dried fish
But none of them can compare to Li Ying'an's fried eggs with noodles!
22. Why are you always eyeing Li Ying’an’s food?
Don’t you know that what’s in other people’s bowls always tastes better than what’s in yours?
When Li Ying'an eats, it always arouses the glutton in me!
23. There is clearly still food in the cat food bowl, so why is the cat meowing and asking Li Yingan to add new food?
Nonsense, how could I have any cat food? I gave it to Huang Huang a long time ago!
Besides, if you have something new but eat the old one, are you a fool?
People, when you have good things, eat the good ones first. Don’t wait until the bad ones are eaten up, otherwise the good ones will become bad again. It’s not worth it!
24. Do you really like drinking water from Li Ying’an’s cup?
Of course, the water in his glass looked like it was craving fish juice.
So greedy!
25. Can you taste sweetness? What is your opinion on sweets?
It’s delicious. I like it very much.
And Li Ying'an also likes to eat. His life is so miserable, he must eat more sweets in the future!
26. Why do we sometimes eat a few bites and leave, only to come back to eat again later?
Take a break and be right back.
27. What does catnip feel like to you, high or drunk?
I'm high.
Just look at me and you can master peerless martial arts!
28. Do you have a preference for different shapes of cat food?
No, I like anything prepared by Li Ying'an.
I'm partial to him, right? We're good friends after all! (Proud)
29. Why do you like to wake Li Ying’an up at five or six in the morning to feed him?
Because Li Ying'an also got up at this time!
Who is like you, lying in bed and refusing to get up, you big lazy pig.
When you see Li Ying'an open the refrigerator door, what do you expect to be inside?
What I am most looking forward to is not what is inside, but what Li Ying'an will do for me with what is inside.
Compared to pre-prepared meals, I prefer the food made by Li Ying'an himself, which gives me a homely feeling.
31. Do you love Li Ying’an? How much do you love him?
Of course I love him. He is the first person who takes care of me like this besides Empress Wuqing.
You asked me how much I love you, how much I love you~
I like him very much, I love him as much as I love Empress Wu Qing.
32. Do you think you are the boss of this family?
That is inevitable, I must be the boss, this is an unquestionable issue.
Li Ying'an, let's give him an official title for now, let's call him the shit shoveler!
33. When you’re home alone, do you feel bored or enjoy your freedom?
Enjoy it. Even though Li Ying'an is not around, the toys he bought for me are still here.
34. When you were taking a shower, were you cursing Li Ying’an in your heart?
?
I don't need him to bathe me. I am a relief. I can do it myself and have enough food and clothing.
35. Is cutting nails really that scary?
You wouldn’t believe it, I can cut my own nails and don’t need Li Ying’an’s help at all.
36. What were you thinking about on the way to the vet?
!
You need to get injections and take medicine that tastes bitter from the inside out!
Oh no, run away!
37. When Li Ying'an goes out, do you miss him? How long do you miss him?
think.
Thinking about him made me go around in circles, feeling dizzy, but I could still see his figure in the blur.
I want him to bring me some delicious food.
38. When you make a “purring” sound, what does it mean besides comfort?
I like it. Touch it for a while longer. (*▽*)
39. What does it mean when a tail is held high? When it's gently wagging? When it's puffed up?
When I get angry, it means I’m mad. Occasionally, I’ll say let’s be friends or I’m in a good mood!
If it swings, it means I'm relaxed and you can come and play with me.
If you get angry, I will be very angry. Don’t provoke me, or I will punch you twice, bang bang!
40. When you get airplane ears, are you scared or angry?
Mostly out of fear.
But if I make a "wuwu" sound in my mouth, it may also mean that I am angry and want to fight back.
41. Why do you sometimes refuse to be hugged, but sometimes take the initiative to rub against me?
(rolls eyes) Are you stupid? If I force-feed you when you are not hungry, will you refuse?
Don't always use your ideas to impose your wishes on me. Can you please care about me, a little kitten?
42. Do you dream? Are there mice or dried fish in your dream?
You are dreaming.
Sending a telegram.
43. Do you have any worries? What is your biggest worry?
Kittens have their troubles too. (Sigh)
Why hasn’t Li Ying’an returned home from hunting yet? I really want to go out and take a look, but unfortunately he always locks me up at home.
44. Do you find human behavior strange?
Very strange.
For example, playing with the mobile phone is like eating catnip for me. It seems so addictive.
45. Do you trust Li Ying'an? How can you prove it?
Of course, I trust him 100%!
I don't need to prove it to you, I just need to know that Li Ying'an thinks the same way!
Bad guy!
46. How many smells can your nose smell that Li Ying’an can’t?
I don’t know how many smells Li Ying’an can smell, but I can definitely smell more than him.
(Be proud of me)
47. How wide is your hearing range? Can you hear your neighbors talking next door?
I am a famous person with a sharp ear.
No, the rooms are not soundproof and they are next to each other, so I can hear everything they are doing clearly.
(Suddenly her face turned red, but you couldn’t see it anyway)
48. When you turn off the lights at night, what does the world look like to you?
Li Ying'an.
49. What does Li Ying'an's voice sound like to you? Is it pleasant?
Good, good ... I want to hear his voice. As long as he breathes, I
50. Why are people so obsessed with taking photos of you? Is the flash glaring?
You knew it was blinding, but you still took my picture. I think you did it on purpose! (Blocking) Don't take pictures of my stunning face.
You ask why? Because I am good-looking and all humans have to submit to me.
Rise up, Cat Cult!
51. Where is your favorite part of the body to be touched?
Except for not flicking my balls, you can do whatever you want to me as long as I'm in a good mood.
What? Why can't I give you a pat on the balls when I'm in a good mood? I'm not as shameless as you!
52. Where do you hate being touched the most?
I am an unneutered kitten.
Please don't attack my balls.
53. What is the most beautiful sound to you?
The voice of Li Ying'an telling me stories was so beautiful that it sounded like the goddess Wuqing whispering in my ear.
54.What is the most annoying sound?
There are so many, especially the screams when I'm resting, it drives me crazy.
55. Do the colors you see are the same as what people see?
no the same.
When I'm a human, I see the same things as you do, but when I turn back into a cat, there are differences.
However, Empress Wuqing has taken this into consideration, and I am no longer what humans call color blind.
56. Is the bird outside your window a prey or a TV show to you?
Prey, and TV shows.
I really like watching them chirping in the trees, and occasionally flying and jumping around, looking so comfortable.
Of course, if it fell into my hands, I would be jumping around. Hehe.
57.What is your opinion of dogs?
Good dog.
A big, fierce dog, suck, suck.
58. If you meet another cat, would you want to make friends or fight?
It depends on what the other party means.
For example, the little orange cat I met earlier also fought with me when we first met, but after getting to know each other, we became friends. However, I want to make friends with a calico cat, but I don’t know where my future calico cat friends are.
59. Do you think flies and mosquitoes are toys or food?
Who wants to play with those dirty things? Do you know how many germs they contain?
You asked me to eat them, but I don't want to. (rolling eyes)
60. Do you want to nibble on the plants at home because you’re hungry or out of curiosity?
I treated them as grass and wanted to get rid of the hairball in my stomach.
People, remember to buy me some cat grass to eat.
61. Are you disappointed that you can’t go out on a rainy day?
No, I have Li Ying'an to accompany me.
Why, you don't have anyone else to accompany you?
62. What does snow feel like? Is it fun to step on it?
It’s soft, like Li Ying’an’s thigh, and very comfortable to step on.
But it was very cold, not as warm as Li Ying'an's legs, and his feet were frozen.
63.What do you think of the moon?
Bow three times devoutly.
64. Why do we sometimes breathe towards an open space?
Man, I saw a ghost.
Hahaha, I was kidding. Actually, I just saw some small flying insects that you can't see with your naked eyes, or smelled some smell that you can't smell and that made me feel threatened.
65. What do you think humans do when they go out every day?
Hunt like our brave cat warrior!
Power!
66. Do you like the name Li Ying’an gave you?
Of course, I like this name very much. If you are bullied when you go out, remember to tell me my name.
Or if anyone makes a fuss about you not getting married in the future, just tell them my name, Li Youzhi. Then you can raise a smart kitten like me, and let it make money to support you when you are old. Then see who dares to gossip about you again!
67. What is your favorite thing to do with Li Ying’an?
Let's go swing together when we have time! @李应安
68. What does Li Ying’an do that makes you happiest?
Pinch their face, pull their ears, touch their back, pat their butt, pick them up and spin them around, carry them on your shoulders and take them for a stroll...
Oh, as long as I am with him, I am satisfied with whatever he does.
69. What did Li Ying’an do that made you most angry/scared?
He loves me very much and has never scolded me once. Why should I be afraid of him?
70. Did you understand when Li Ying’an called you, or did you only react to the tone?
Of course I understand. I can also understand his feelings towards me through his tone. For example, if he is going to call me for dinner, or is anxious because he can't find me, I can feel it!
71. Would you imitate Li Ying’an’s daily routine?
I always go to bed and wake up with him. I’ve always been a healthy cat!
72. When Li Yingan is sick or sad, can you sense it? Do you want to comfort him?
Sometimes, even if he hides his emotions very well, I can still smell the bitterness in him, like coptis chinensis.
Naturally, I would comfort him. I would run to his shoulders, use him as a neckband, tickle him, and attract his attention.
73. Why do you always like to sleep next to Li Ying’an’s pillow?
This way I can hear his long breathing up close. I like to listen to his breathing, so that when I close my eyes I will think of a vital Li Ying'an.
I feel happy,
74. Do you think Li Ying’an is your mother/father/partner/servant?
He is my brother.
He is my friend, good friend, best friend!
75. If Li Ying’an turned into a cat for a day, what would you like to do with him?
That would be great, I would take him running in the sun, or crawling into the grass, or let him experience the feeling of swinging on a swing with his cat's body. I also have many secret bases, and I can take Li Ying'an to visit them!
What are you saying? You want me to tell you where the secret base is? No, only cats can go there!
76. Li Ying’an imitates your meow, do you think it looks like yours?
Not like that, he's just a naughty and bad student, okay?
77. How long do you want Li Ying’an to play with you every day?
Always, stay with me and play with me forever!
78. I bought you so many toys, which one do you like best?
I don’t like toys, I like Li Ying’an, and I want to go out and play with Li Ying’an.
79. Why do you sometimes bite Li Ying’an gently?
This is our cat's way of expressing love~
Of course, I will rub it or nudge it, but biting it is also nice.
80. Do you think Li Ying’an understands you?
He knows me too well, otherwise he wouldn't have known who I am.
He loves me very much, hehe.
^v^
81. Do you know how cute you are? Is cuteness your weapon?
(Secretly pleased with myself) Can’t you see how cute I am? Every time someone sees me, they tell me I’m cute and pet my cats.
Sharp claws and pointed teeth are my real weapons. Cuteness is just a little tool to make you fall in love with me.
82. If you were to write a memoir, what would the title be?
Li Ying'an and I.
If I write something, please remember to publish it as a book.
Do you think "Meow Planet" exists? What is it like?
Of course it exists.
It is beautiful there, really beautiful, and there is a beautiful woman there, her name is Wuqing Niangniang, she is our patron saint.
84. Do you have a "cat life goal"? What is it?
Once upon a time, my goal had always been to find Xiaoju and return to heaven.
I still have it now, and I hope to be able to accompany Li Ying'an forever.
It’s just a pity…
85. What does time mean to you? Is a day long or short?
I have no concept of time, but when I am with Li Ying'an, I feel that a day goes by so quickly.
Happiness is short-lived.
86. Which do you value more, freedom or comfort?
This is a choice only children would make, of course I want both.
Cats cannot live without freedom, just like fish cannot live without the ocean, but I would be willing to quietly accompany Li Ying'an and swing on the swing with him for a whole day.
87. Do you know that the cat in the mirror is you?
Of course, who dares to forget the peerless beauty of this big cat?
88. Do you think humans are complex? Why?
It’s complicated because of Wen Liangxi.
89. If you could suddenly speak human language, what would you most want to say to Li Ying’an?
I have always been able to speak, but if I could suddenly speak, I would definitely respond in person to Li Ying'an's words about wanting to be friends with me.
"I want to be your good friend forever."
90. What do you think happiness is?
Li Ying'an.
For me, being close to Li Ying'an means being close to happiness.
91. Do you have any concept of "death"?
No, but having witnessed death myself, I still feel heartbroken.
Xiaoju’s death made me feel an inexplicable fear of this term.
92. If you had nine lives, what would you try to do with them?
Risking a few lives to extort money from Li Ying'an.
Keep a few more in case Li Ying'an gets hurt. I'll fight for his life.
93. Do you consider yourself a hunter or a pampered baby?
Humph, are you happy about making us younger? Of course I'm a hunter. Your mediocre skills won't even come close to my abilities. As far as I know, some of you are afraid of mice.
Next time you see a mouse, just call my name and let me take action to catch them all!
94. Why are most cats afraid of water? Is it an ancestral memory?
Who said that? It's just a rumor! We cats are fearless, so how could we be afraid of a little water?
As for ancestral memories... no, no, we are not afraid of water, so where would we get ancestral memories of this?
95. Why do you think humans keep cats?
Maybe it was to catch mice or because he needed companionship, but Li Ying'an raised me to be my friend.
We are good friends for life!
What is your understanding of "home"?
Wherever Li Ying'an is, there is home.
97. If you could choose, would you still want to be a cat in your next life?
Of course I want to be a cat, and I want to be Li Ying'an's kitten.
Of course, if I could be a human being, I would be willing to do that, so that I could spend more time with Li Ying'an!
98. Do you think humans can truly understand cat language?
Maybe one day in the future, they will use technology to decipher our language, just like that guy and his friend were able to develop a software to decipher sign language...
I don’t want to mention that person. He is a bad person, a devil.
99. Do you have any suggestions for Li Ying'an?
Li Ying'an is a very good person. Because he is so good and kind, he ignores the darkness in society.
People, you must learn to care about others before protecting yourself. Don’t let me see you hurt, it will hurt me.
100. If possible, what would you like to say to Li Ying’an, the shit scooper?
Thank you for always thinking of me and caring about me before everything you do. I love the happy times we had with you. I know cats don't live as long as humans and won't be with you for very long, but if one day you no longer have me in your life, please don't cry. I can't bear to see you cry. You deserve better.
Man, thank you for loving me.
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