Chapter 202 Today is a real shit shoveling master
Five off-road vehicles from the program crew have stopped in front of the camel station of Animal Rescue Station No. 032.
Xu Ying had been waiting at the door for a long time. She was wearing a wide-brimmed cowboy hat and holding a straw stem in her mouth. She looked very cool and had already exuded the style of a big boss.
She was holding two fennec fox cubs that had just woken up and were still yawning in her arms, and she looked at the guests who were getting off the bus one after another with a smile.
"Good morning, fellow 'one-day employees'!"
Xu Ying's voice was clear, filled with unconcealed joy. "How did you sleep last night? Did you dream about the work you'll be doing today?"
Yao Yingzhe sneezed as soon as he got out of the car. He was still wrapped in a thick down jacket, but it was obvious that the low temperature in the desert early morning was a bit too much for him to bear.
Ming Xueying looked sleepy, and her delicate makeup couldn't hide her dark circles. It was obvious that she had applied a facial mask in the tent last night to improve her appearance today.
The singing and dancing singer Jia Yao had a cold face, as if asking "Why am I here?", while Ye Jie was in good spirits and looked around curiously.
As for the top actor Jiang Mo... he still looked indifferent, as if all this had nothing to do with him.
Xu Ying clapped her hands, drawing everyone's attention back. "Okay, now that everyone is here, I'll announce today's first task—" She deliberately dragged out her tone, scanning everyone's expressions before finally grinning, "Cleaning up the manure at the Camel Post!"
--"What?!"
Xu Ying's words were like a thunderbolt that immediately woke up the group of stars who were still asleep.
Yao Yingzhe almost jumped up, Ming Xueying's face turned pale instantly, Jiayao's brows were furrowed so tightly that they could kill a fly, Ye Jie burst out laughing, and Jiang Mo... Jiang Mo still had no reaction, just glanced indifferently in the direction of the camel pen.
The barrage exploded instantly——
[Hahahaha, is Xu Ying a devil?! Is she really not taking this opportunity to take revenge on the artists who tortured her last night?]
Teacher Yao: I'm a veteran in the film industry, and you want me to clean up my shit?
[Ming Xueying's expressions can be made into emoticons, pupil shaking jpg.]
Only Ye Jie managed to smile, baring her teeth in a goofy grin. This girl really has a good attitude. My impression of her has changed since last night.
Xu Ying didn't care about their reactions. She smiled and took out five shovels from behind her back and handed them one by one: "The tools are ready. One for each person. Fair and just!"
Yao Yingzhe took the shovel, his hands shaking: "This, this shovel is taller than me!"
Xu Ying blinked. "Teacher Yao, didn't you say last night that 'young people shouldn't be spoiled'? You're such a respected person, there's definitely no problem!"
Yao Yingzhe: “…”
He no longer preaches any great truths on the show!!!
Ming Xueying looked at the shovel in her hand, her voice trembling: "How...how do I do this?"
Xu Ying raised her eyebrows slightly: "Just, shoveling shit with a shovel in your hand!"
Jiayao said coldly, "You want us to use hand shovels?"
Xu Ying shrugged and asked, "What else? Use your height-enhancing insoles and shoulder pads to shovel?"
Danmu is laughing crazily——
Xu Ying's mouth is a murderous knife
[Jia Yao: Where is my dignity as a top idol? ? ]
[This variety show should be renamed "Top Stream Transformation"]
Jiayao's face instantly turned as dark as the bottom of a pot, and the pair of peach blossom eyes that fans praised as "hiding the sea of stars" now shone with coldness.
His slender fingers creaked as they gripped the shovel handle, and the cuffs of his custom-made designer shirt were stained with suspicious brown stains.
"Do you know how much my hands are insured for?"
He gritted his teeth and raised his left hand. On his bony index finger was a Chrome Hearts ring that the production team had insisted he take off, but he refused to take it off. "Eight figures!"
——"Wow, eight-digit hands!"
Xu Ying said in an exaggerated tone: "Then you are suitable for shoveling gold manure with a golden shovel!"
Jiayao was about to faint from anger!
Xu Ying tilted her head to examine his diamond-studded nails, then suddenly pulled out a pair of rusty pliers from her pocket. "How about I help you remove the ring?"
Seeing the other person suddenly retract his hand, she shook the pliers and added, "Don't worry, I just used it to repair the horseshoe of a Bactrian camel, a national first-class protected animal, last month."
"It's very high-end for giving you an eight-figure hand trim."
The barrage scrolls crazily:
Xu Ying specializes in treating all kinds of affectation.
[The hands of a top star are hands, but a camel’s butt is not a butt? ]
[It is recommended to check whether the height-increasing insoles are genuine. ]
"It's very simple. Just shovel the feces from the camel pen into the composting area over there. Be careful not to step on it~"
Following the direction of Xu Ying's finger, the camera swept across the now expanded camel pen - dozens of piles of fresh feces were scattered on the dry sand, emitting a faint heat in the morning light.
Several hand-woven straw bags are hung on the fence made of poplar wood, and a few bundles of dry alfalfa are piled in the corner. The air is filled with the fragrance of straw and the unique smell of animals.
The most eye-catching thing is the artificially transplanted dead tree trunk in the center of the circle. Five or six Bactrian camels are leaning lazily on the trunk and chewing the cud.
At this time, Xu Ying also introduced the behavior of camels ruminating (homonymous with "chu") in front of the camera.
Xu Ying casually picked up a dry branch and poked the chewing Bactrian camel with a smile: "Come on, come on, all the celebrity students and the audience in front of the camera, pay attention! Now let's interrupt for a small desert class~"
She grabbed Jiayao, who looked disgusted, and said, "See this camel? He's a top gourmet in the animal kingdom!"
As he spoke, he gently used a branch to pick up the grass hanging from the camel's mouth. "First, they will be like some picky eaters—" he deliberately glanced at Jiayao, "chewing the cactus and sea buckthorn casually and swallowing it."
The fennec fox suddenly popped its head out of her pocket and pointed its little paw at the camel's squirming mouth.
Xu Ying nodded in understanding: "That's right! Here comes the point!"
"Soon they'll look like this—"
Xu Ying pointed his branch at another camel that was spitting out the plants in its mouth. "Spit out the unchewed 'food' and put it back into your mouth. Grind it finely like chewing gum forty to fifty times!"
"Finally, swallow the food into their true stomachs!"
“That’s called rumination!”
Xu Ying pulled out a miniature stomach model from his pocket like a magician. "I'm a wealthy man with four stomachs! First I put it in a delivery locker, then in the microwave, and finally I swallow it into my stomach to digest it."
Ye Jie couldn't help but ask curiously, "Stationmaster Xu, why do camels chew the cud?"
Xu Ying smiled and replied, "Camels chew the cud as an efficient digestive strategy to adapt to arid environments."
"The plants they eat are coarse and low in nutrients, and when they regurgitate, they return the food from the stomach to the mouth and re-chew it, which fully breaks down the fiber and extracts more nutrients."
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