Chapter 239 Straight Men's Photography Techniques



Chapter 239 Straight Men's Photography Techniques

A bright red and green flowery jacket was pulled out with a "rustle". The red and green looked terrible together, and the deathly color combination was very eye-catching.

Fox Sansan froze instantly.

Its ears snapped flat, its pupils shrank into a thin line, and even the whiskers around its mouth began to tremble.

The elegant little silk scarf hung listlessly, as if struck by lightning.

【Bullet screen: Hahahahahaha help! 】

[San San: Who am I? Where am I? What do I see?]

[The production team is so mean, they actually hid this in the clothes hanger! ]

She threw the flowery jacket to the ground in disbelief and continued to search without giving up.

It turns out that for every two or three beautiful dresses, there is a fashion disaster:

The fluorescent pink bow hairpin feels very plastic;

The leopard print scarf with rhinestones is so tacky;

Colorful sequined bloomers

The most amazing thing is a pair of autumn cotton pants printed with emoticons and the words "peerless beauty" written on it.

Fox Sansan's expression changed from shock to despair, and finally to despair.

It sat slumped in the middle of a pile of clothes, its claws unconsciously tugging at the liver-red silk scarf, its eyes dead as if it had seen through the mundane world.

Xu Ying's shoulders were shaking from trying so hard to hold back laughter. "Looks like our fashion icon encountered some... uh... challenges today?"

Fox Sansan suddenly jumped up and stuffed all the ugly clothes to the bottom of the shelf in the blink of an eye.

Only the slightly twitching corners of its mouth and the wary glances that occasionally glanced under the clothes hanger revealed its inner trauma.

[San San's inner thoughts: Won't all the older brothers choose these ugly clothes later? No way!]

How can you treat our female stars like this?

The three handsome assistants had different reactions when they learned that they were going to take photos with Fox San San.

Qi Xiao raised his eyebrows in surprise, turned his gaze to the rows of dazzling clothes, and fell silent.

Chen Su looked at his phone calmly, his expression expressionless. In fact, the program on his phone was a tutorial on how to dress a pet dog.

Ning Zexi smiled confidently: "Hahaha, this is my absolute domain, you two are doomed to lose!"

"I've been praised for my artistic talents since I was a kid!"

The barrage burst into laughter when they heard this!

[Pfft, what artistic bacteria? They must be artistic cells!]

[It's over. The more confident Ning Zexi becomes, the less reliable I think he is!]

Xu Ying stood in front of the live camera, holding a timer in her hand and a sly smile on her face. "Dear viewers, welcome to today's highlight - Fox Sansan's Afternoon Tea Fashion Blockbuster Challenge!"

She stepped aside, revealing a row of delicate little skirts, hair ornaments and accessories behind her, as well as Nishimura milk powder and yogurt lumps on the table.

"These are the products I'll be photographing later."

"The rules are simple!" Xu Ying raised her finger and winked playfully. "Three handsome guys have three minutes to independently create a look for each of them, and then take a photo within two minutes!"

“Here comes the point!”

She raised her voice, "You can't communicate with Fox Sansan at all! You can't ask for anyone else's opinions! You have to rely entirely on your own aesthetics and observation!"

Xu Ying added with a smile, "Finally, netizens will vote to decide which group's photos are the best! The winning group will receive—"

She deliberately dragged out her tone, "A whole box of yogurt lumps, and a 10 yuan discount coupon for the netizens who supported you!"

Qi Xiao was the first challenger.

He walked calmly to the clothes rack, his slender fingers gently moving across a row of dresses, his eyes calm and focused.

——He couldn’t ask Fox Sansan what he liked, but he could observe its reaction.

After spending so much time with the fennec foxes, Qi Xiao has watched the cubs grow up, and he has a good understanding with the five little ones.

Qi Xiao picked up a light pink Chanel-style dress and glanced at Hu Sansan——

Its ears were slightly erected and the tip of its tail was wagging gently.

"Well, this is it!"

He also chose a pearl necklace and a lace headband, and Fox Sansan's eyes lit up obviously.

[Brother Qi is so clever! Has he secretly studied San San's preferences?]

[This level of tacit understanding is amazing! ]

However, the problem arose during the photo-taking process.

Qi Xiao asked Hu Sansan to sit in front of the afternoon tea table covered with Xicun milk powder and yogurt lumps, raised the omi phone, and adjusted the angle——

Snap!

The moment the photo came out, the whole audience fell silent.

——Death overhead angle.

Fox Sansan's stunning beauty was photographed as a headshot, with its face occupying the entire frame, while the carefully prepared milk powder and yogurt lumps only revealed a blurry corner.

Fox Sansan: "...zhi? (Translation: Are you serious?)"

It turned its back and didn't want to pay attention to its dad Qi Xiao for even a minute.

Barrage of laughter:

[Hahahaha, Brother Qi’s straight-man photography skills are late but they finally arrive! ]

[San San: Is my face really that big? ?]

[Over, perfect chemistry, zero for taking photos!]

Qi Xiao looked at the photo, showing a rare hint of embarrassment, and coughed lightly: "...Retake?"

Xu Ying suppressed a laugh: "Time's up! Next group!"

Qi Xiao looked at Fox Sansan's angry back helplessly. Sansan's tail was so puffy that it looked like a dandelion.

He whispered to Xu Ying, "Please comfort San San for me later."

He knew very well that Fox Sansan loved beauty the most.

Xu Ying smiled and made an OK gesture: "I'll take care of it. Don't worry, San San won't hate you."

It's the second group's turn.

Chen Su walked forward expressionlessly, glanced at the clothes rack, and directly picked up -

A little black leather skirt, very cool.

Fox Sansan: “……?”

[I am a cute little princess! !]

Chen Su also chose a silver rivet choker and cool sunglasses.

Fox Sansan's tail froze and his eyes were full of suspicion.

Barrage doubts:

[Is Captain Chen going for a biker girl vibe?]

[San San: I am an elegant female star, not a rebellious girl!]

[I can see that Captain Chen is thinking along the lines of matching clothes for boys.]

But time was running out. Chen Su didn't give it a chance to protest. He directly carried Fox Sansan to the shooting area, adjusted the placement of the milk powder and yogurt lumps, and raised his phone.

Snap!

The moment the photo came out, everyone was stunned.

——Unexpected sense of luxury!

The cool outfit and Fox Sansan's hopeless expression give him a rebellious feel like a fashion blockbuster.

The Nishimura milk powder and yogurt lumps in the background are cleverly blurred, highlighting the products without stealing the spotlight.

The barrage exploded:

[Holy crap! Captain Chen unexpectedly took good photos? I was worried he'd turn them into something like a criminal identification scene or a prison photo.]

【San San: Forced to Open.jpg】

[This composition, this light and shadow, does the police academy really teach photography? ? ]

Fox Sansan looked at the photo with a complicated expression: "...zhi." (Translation: OK, barely passable.)

On to the third group.

Ning Zexi rushed forward confidently: "It's finally my turn! Let me show you what real art is!"

He grabbed it directly—

A fluorescent green puffy skirt + a colorful sequined headband + a leopard print cape.

Fox Sansan turned around and wanted to run!

But Ning Zexi was quick to grab it and said, "Don't be afraid, San San! Trust me!"

“Retro millennial style is the most popular this year!”

Fox Sansan kicked with his claws desperately.

The comments on the forum were all worried about Hu Sansan.

【San San: Save me, save me! 】

[This combination is eye-catching...let the child go! ]

Ning Zexi, please go home and stop polluting our Three Treasures with your artistic germs!

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