Chapter 259: Toilet Straight Shot
"Are you satisfied?"
Xu Ying gritted his teeth as he wiped the last bit of wet hair.
The Tibetan fox squatted back at her feet, its fluffy chest hair shining golden in the sunlight.
It glanced at everyone with its signature half-smile, like an emperor who had just finished his meal and was thinking about which memorial to approve next.
The comments were already mesmerized by this demonic fox, with most of the discussion focused on the animal guest:
Director Hu, the press release for this meeting has been prepared for you. Please review it: This Xishan meeting was successfully held at the former site of the scientific expedition team. Director Xu Ying of the Desert Rescue Station and Director Zang Hu of the Xishan Wildlife Management Office attended the meeting.
The meeting emphasized the need to consistently adhere to a "fox-centric" development philosophy and effectively protect the dietary rights of snow-capped mountain wildlife. The meeting also called on all relevant units to further improve service quality and ensure a safe and stable supply of high-quality broth.
Xishan Fox Office Document No. [2023] 1: Minutes of the Beef Soup Tasting Meeting
[Agenda Item 1: Approval of Comrade Xu Ying's appointment as Imperial Lip Wiper]
[You guys upstairs are going to take the civil service exam! ]
Finally, Director Hu calmed down, Su Zhining became obedient, and Xu Ying could finally enjoy the delicious food in front of him with peace of mind.
She picked up a piece of red willow barbecue. The aroma of charcoal fire mixed with the sweet and sour taste of wild apple sauce exploded on her tongue. The crispy crust of the baked buns fell between her teeth, and the fragrance made her squint her eyes.
"This is what life is all about." She sighed contentedly and was about to attack the second steamed bun.
Suddenly, Xu Ying felt a furry touch on his calf.
Looking down, she saw Director Fox wriggling back and forth at her feet in an extremely strange posture, his square head rubbing against her hiking boots from time to time, and his fluffy tail sweeping the ground back and forth, like a malfunctioning sweeping robot.
"Director Fox," Xu Ying said without even putting down her chopsticks, "If you feel itchy, go take a shower. Don't act like a caterpillar here."
The Tibetan fox said nothing, just crawling around her feet. Xu Ying couldn't bear it any longer, so she stretched out her little hand and accurately grabbed Director Hu's neck: "What's the matter? Tell me quickly."
The Tibetan fox was held in the air by Xu Ying, with its four paws curled up and its tail sweeping back and forth restlessly.
It hesitated for a long time, and finally squeezed out a mosquito-like sound from its throat:
[Station, Station Master. I want to poop.]
"Poof!" Xu Ying nearly spit out the milk tea in his mouth and frantically put the "leader" back on the ground. "Did you learn your digestive system from a sparrow? You poop right after eating?"
"You're such a big fox, you still have to tell me when you need to urinate or defecate. Just go to the toilet in a corner outside."
The Tibetan fox sat upright and swung its tail seriously.
[I am an officially certified Snow Mountain civil servant, how can I urinate and defecate anywhere?]
[There are people from the production team outside, what if any indecent photos are taken]
It glanced worriedly at the drone outside the window. "I'm an internet celebrity with millions of followers. Image management is very important."
"If someone gets caught doing this and negative news spreads, wouldn't that ruin my reputation? I'm so popular, it would definitely affect my image in the eyes of netizens."
Xu Ying: ...
Well, this official already has the burden of being an idol.
Xu Ying held his forehead with his hand. "So what do you want? This is in the middle of nowhere."
Director Fox's eyes lit up, and he patted the ground excitedly with his front paws:
[I was watching TV yesterday and saw that all your domestic cats use litter boxes! And there's this nice, soft, fragrant litter you can use to bury your poop.]
[Make one for me too!]
“.”
Xu Ying nearly choked to death on the toasted bun. "Hey, Mr. Fox, where can I find a cat litter box for you in this snowy mountain at an altitude of 4,000 meters?"
Before he finished speaking, the Tibetan fox suddenly froze, and its tail exploded into a feather duster:
[No, no! Emergency!]
Its eyes quickly scanned the room and suddenly locked onto its target - Su Zhining's bone china lunch box worth two hundred thousand!
In the blink of an eye, a yellow shadow flashed by.
Director Fox was already holding a bone china bowl wrapped in silk in his mouth, and he rushed out the door like a flash of lightning.
Yao Yingzhe pushed his glasses and asked, "Was there a yellow object flashing out just now?"
"Well," Xu Ying said calmly, taking a bite of the barbecue without even looking up. "Our Director Hu went to the restroom elegantly."
Su Zhining looked down and found that her satin box inlaid with gold and jade was empty - her bone china rice bowl worth six figures was gone!
"Ahhhhh! It took my food bowl!!!"
Su Zhining's scream instantly pierced the sky. "That's bone china worth half a year's salary! You unscrupulous bandit fox!!!"
She grabbed a broom and rushed out, and when the photographer heard the epic combination of "Director Fox + six-digit rice bowl + crime scene", he immediately ran after her with his camera, and the camera was shaking like an action movie.
When the live broadcast finally stabilized, the pupils of millions of netizens collectively trembled.
Director Hu was squatting on Su Zhining's six-digit lunch box with an elegant and dignified look on his face.
Director Fox was indeed a man of high rank. When he saw the camera filming him, his expression remained unmoved. He even twisted his body to make himself more comfortable on the rice bowl, as if to say, "This thing suits my buttocks very well."
Nearly 10 million viewers who were watching the live broadcast witnessed Director Fox's elegant toilet posture, and the live broadcast room immediately exploded:
[Director Fox is indeed a top figure on our West Mountain Top. Even going to the toilet has millions of candid shots! ]
This is the first time I've seen a fox litter box worth over 100,000 yuan. Thanks to Su Zhining for opening our eyes.
[Zang Hu is worthy of being called Director Fox. He really knows how to enjoy life. He uses a porcelain basin to go to the toilet. In ancient times, this would have made him a high-ranking official!]
[Su Zhining: My rice bowl! Director Fox: No, it's your honor. (Holding a rose)]
Su Zhining's fans were furious at this point.
[Do you netizens still have any empathy? You're still making jokes here. What a joke! 200,000 yuan worth of bone china was desecrated by this ugly fox!]
Netizens who couldn't stand Su Zhining's fans finally found an opportunity to be sarcastic and directly returned the previous words of Su Zhining's fans intact:
"Hey, what does a little animal know? It's barely two years old, okay? It's just a newcomer in the entertainment industry. It's been wild at home. Can't you be more tolerant? And your sister is so rich, would she be so petty with a little animal? That's too petty!"
[That's right~ Su Zhining brought a pricey rice bowl to show off, so she should be mentally prepared.]
Su Zhining grabbed her hair and felt her head buzzing - that was a bone china rice bowl worth 200,000 yuan!
Now it has become the "official toilet" of a certain fox!
(End of this chapter)
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