Chapter 268: Working Sheep is Really Miserable
Another gust of wind and snow blew, and Lu Jinyu in the snow suddenly shook.
His vision went dark, his knees went weak, and he fell into a snowdrift with a plop, fainting spectacularly.
The cameraman panicked: "Brother Lu, are you okay?!"
The leader of the blue sheep pricked up his ears.
As the program's specially invited "animal guest," it snorted helplessly: "Troublemaker!"
Netizens were also shocked by Lu Jinyu's fainting.
[Where's the doctor? Call the doctor! Don't let anyone die in my phone! !]
[Mount Bharal, come and save me! You're running so fast, you have to be of some use, right?]
[Don't use moral kidnapping against the sheep in front! ]
The blue sheep jumped down the rock wall nimbly and nudged Lu Jinyu with its horns in disdain.
After confirming that the human was still alive, it bent down condescendingly and signaled the photographer to move Lu Jinyu onto its back.
Aerial footage from a drone:
On the vast snowfield, a sturdy blue sheep carried the unconscious Lu Jinyu and walked steadily towards the gathering point.
Lu Jinyu's red bangs fluttered in the wind on the sheep's back, like a half-dead scarf.
The ibex has a speechless expression and looks like it has a miserable life.
[Working sheep are really miserable. I originally thought I could easily earn my salary, but I didn't expect it would be so hard to earn money from you humans.]
[Sheep: I knew it would rot on the cliff.]
[Where are Lu Jinyu's fans? Send money to the rescue station!]
The medical staff of the program team quickly moved Lu Jinyu from the back of the ibex to a stretcher and carried him into the tent for treatment.
Xu Ying hasn't asked Yanyang about his impression of Lu Jinyu yet.
The leader began to bleat in protest: [Zero, zero, zero!]
Netizen: [Although I don't understand animal language, I already understand what this blue sheep is trying to say.]
Xu Ying didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and patted the leader's head: "Captain, you have worked hard!"
"Could you please come up to the rock wall and demonstrate your unique skills to us again?"
As soon as Xu Ying finished speaking, the leader took a vigorous step and led his brothers to climb up the steep rock wall near the meeting point.
"Dear viewers, look at this 'cool guy' standing on the edge of the cliff in the camera!"
Xu Ying said cheerfully, "It's not just any goat, it's the blue sheep, the extreme sports expert of our plateau!"
In the picture, a gray-white male blue sheep stands tall on a steep rock face, its silver-gray fur gilded by the sunlight. Its backward-curving horns gleam with an enamel-like sheen in the sunlight, making it look particularly majestic.
"Their habitat is incredible," Xu Ying said, pointing to the snow-capped mountains in the distance. "The steep mountains and bare rock areas from 2,500 to 5,500 meters above sea level are their playground. These guys are the champions of cliff parkour, capable of vertical jumps of two meters and horizontal spans of over three meters."
As if to confirm her words, the ibex in the camera suddenly leaped and landed lightly on a higher rock.
Its hooves gripped the bare rock face like tiny suction cups.
"See their hooves?"
Xu Ying explained with a smile, "This is a natural climbing gear evolved. The hooves have hard and sharp edges, but a soft and flexible center, just like professional hiking shoes with built-in cleats. That's why they can 'dance' on nearly vertical cliffs—of course, this metaphor would probably make old Newton crawl out of his coffin in protest."
The comments immediately went viral: [Newton: My coffin lid can no longer hold it down]
[Mountain Goat: Gravity? What is that?]
"What's interesting," Xu Ying continued, "is that the blue sheep always maintain an elegant social distance when basking in the sun, with each individual about one meter apart, which gives them a strong sense of separation."
She winked slyly, "But the truth is—this is their carefully calculated escape distance, ensuring they don't get in each other's way if they encounter danger."
At this time, Ye Jie came over and looked at a few blue sheep jumping between the cracks in the rocks in the distance and exclaimed: "Oh my God! That little one looks no bigger than my cat, but it can jump so high!"
"That's a newborn cub," Xu Ying's voice softened. "A blue sheep baby can stand just hours after birth and climb steep slopes with its mother within a week. You could say they're the 'prodigies' of the animal kingdom."
"This is simply the king of curls among the cubs!" Ye Jie exclaimed.
Xu Ying's expression suddenly grew serious. "But the cruel truth is, due to predation and accidental falls, the mortality rate of blue sheep calves is as high as 40%. Living on a cliff, there's no room for error."
Ye Jie's smile froze. "The laws of nature are truly terrifying. If you can't overcome them, you'll die."
[Mountain Goat: I have never failed in this life. If I fail, I will be more careful in my next life.]
[This work pressure is even greater than 996]
[The way they jump off the cliff looks exactly like me rushing to catch the subway on Monday morning]
The leading ibex suddenly raised its head and let out a long cry, the sound echoing in the canyon.
It raised its neck proudly, as if announcing to everyone: On this cliff that belongs to the brave, they are the real masters.
At this moment, the program's medical staff lifted the tent curtain and walked out. They took off their stethoscopes and shook their heads. "The preliminary diagnosis is cold blood stasis caused by altitude sickness. Combined with his spleen and stomach deficiency, his Qi and blood circulation is severely blocked."
Xu Ying frowned: "Is it that serious?"
"He kept complaining of abdominal pain and had mild convulsions." The medical staff lowered their voices, "In this case, we recommend terminating the recording."
"Let's go see him!" Ye Jie said sympathetically, "Although he's quite annoying, he looks quite pitiful."
She suddenly realized that she had accidentally spoken her true feelings in front of the camera and stuck out her tongue in embarrassment.
Su Zhining rolled her eyes and played with the ends of her hair with her rhinestone-studded nails. "Some people start the show by riding snowmobiles like they're so impressive, but they're actually just noobs."
Inside the tent.
Lu Jinyu lay on the folding bed like a dehydrated fish, his e-sports jacket wrinkled around his body, his red hair stuck to his forehead by cold sweat.
"Ugh. That hurts so much."
He groaned breathlessly, "I must have been crazy to come to this damn place."
Suddenly, he caught a glimpse of the photographer's camera out of the corner of his eye. He instantly shut his mouth, swallowing back the rest of his complaint. He only managed a few words through his teeth: "The scenery is really nice."
【It’s better to die than to save face.jpg】
【It is recommended to submit a face-changing skit for the Spring Festival Gala.】
Xu Ying stepped forward, lifted Lu Jinyu's eyelids, took a look, and then took his pulse. Suddenly, his eyes lit up: "I know a kind of Chinese medicine! It treats cold and blood stasis!"
"However, this medicinal herb is very precious and difficult to find. Comrade Lu Jinyu's condition is such that the doctor said he can recover with a good rest, so let's forget it."
She turned around and was about to walk out, but a cold hand grabbed the corner of her clothes.
"Master Xu." Lu Jinyu was as weak as an old woman about to die, but his fingers were tightly grasping her jacket. "You can't just stand by and watch someone die."
He suddenly lowered his voice and said, "I'll donate 200,000 yuan to your rescue center. Save me! I want to get better soon!"
If he quits the show halfway through because he is too weak, netizens will mock him as "Mr. Kidney Deficiency" for years!
He doesn't want to be labeled like that!
Xu Ying paused.
(End of this chapter)
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