Chapter 291: Zhang Fei among Birds
The middle-aged woman also hurried to pick up the peanuts on the ground, fearing that if she was too slow, they would be pecked by the birds.
Other tourists who were about to feed the wild animals were also frightened and quickly stuffed the snacks back into their bags.
One little girl even took the initiative to pick up the potato chip bag on the ground and asked Ye Jie weakly: "Sister, where is the trash can..."
Ye Jie now had the support of the bird army, so she was not at all intimidated. She gave a standard polite smile and pointed out the location of the trash can to the little girl.
"Please stop feeding wild animals!"
"The birds in the forest are all being watched. There are surveillance cameras and bird warden's everywhere!"
The chubby northern long-tailed tit was nestled in Ye Jie's palm at this moment, happily pecking at the wild sea buckthorn fruit she had given as a reward, hiding its merits and fame.
Netizens who witnessed the whole process said it was awesome.
【Revenge of the Bird Tribe, a thrilling storyline!】
[Little Fatty: At my command, the entire West Mountain will tremble!]
[It is recommended that scenic spots directly hire Northern Long-tailed Tit as security guards]
Some people couldn't help but grumble: "How can this bird be so human-like?"
Ye Jie unceremoniously helped Xu Ying spread the word: "Because the animal language expert, Director Xu, has established a Snow Mountain Rescue Station in Xishan!"
"Many birds in the snow-capped mountains are working under the organization of Stationmaster Xu to help protect the snow-capped mountains and safeguard their common home."
"If you're interested, you can donate to the Snow Mountain Rescue Station. Donate 29 and you'll get a peripheral keychain~~"
The guests were amazed when they witnessed Ye Jie being protected by the Feiniao Gang.
Jia Yao was eager to try: "Master Xu, you don't just have a little fat assistant, do you? I also want to experience the feeling of being protected by the Bird Gang!"
Xu Ying's eyes flashed with cunning, and he suddenly pointed to the sky: "Look! Your new 'little assistant' is here!"
Everyone looked up and saw a small bird in black, white and gray flapping its wings and flying towards them.
The most eye-catching thing is its unique "masked warrior" appearance - the feathers from the top of the head to the neck are shiny black, except for the circle of snow-white around the eyes, as if it is wearing a robber's mask that only exposes the eyes.
Coupled with those pair of rolling black eyes, it inexplicably exudes the temperament of a "fierce bandit among birds".
"What the hell is this?" Lu Jinyu narrowed his esports player's sharp eyes. "A member of the Bird Realm Hey Gang?"
Jiayao chuckled: "Look at that tuft of black hair on its mouth. Doesn't it look like Zhang Fei's beard?"
The barrage instantly boiled over:
This is the first time I've seen a bird wearing a robber's mask. It's a mask-covering bird!
[Help! This bird looks like it just robbed a bank!]
[Among birds, Zhang Fei is the real one! The Winged Bird of Yan! ]
[This design is too social, it is recommended to add it to GTA6]
Yao Yingzhe adjusted his reading glasses. "Huh? This bird looks familiar. Is there one in the city?"
“That’s right!”
Xu Ying explained with a smile, "This is a unique subspecies of the white wagtail found in the Xishan Mountains. Subspecies are like human dialects—even though people are both from Longguo, the Sichuan and Chongqing dialects sound very different from the Henan dialect."
She squatted down and tapped the bird map on the snow with her fingertips. "To adapt to the snowy mountain environment, this subspecies has darker plumage than its plains cousins, like a thick down jacket. Their beaks are also more curved, making it easier to find insects in rock crevices."
"The most amazing thing is—" Xu Ying suddenly lowered his voice, "The Snow Mountain subspecies of the bandit bird all inherited the 'violent temper' gene. Last year, there was a particularly aggressive one that chased a drone that was secretly filming its nest and pecked it for a full three kilometers!"
Yao Yingzhe was stunned when he heard this: "Wow, this is not a bird, it's clearly a Snow Mountain Urban Management Officer with wings!"
The barrage instantly exploded with laughter:
[I understand. This is the fighting nation of the bird world]
[It is suggested to change the name to "Xishan Fierce Wagtail"]
[Drone: I was terrified]
At this moment, Su Zhining suddenly screamed: "I found it! It's here on the map! Bai, Bai"
She was stuck on the word "wagtail" and stamped her feet in anxiety.
Elder Yao's eyes lit up, and he shouted first: "White Wagtail (Bai Jiling)!"
Before he finished speaking, this "bandit bird" immediately dived and landed precisely on Yao Yingzhe's head.
Its little claws grabbed the old man's silver hair, and its tail swung at a high frequency as if it was equipped with a motor, swinging three times per second, just like a "small bird-shaped motor".
"Ouch!" Yao Yingzhe scrambled to protect his wig. "Be gentle, little gangster! This is all I have left to show for myself!"
Xu Ying suppressed a smile and explained, "The white wagtail's tail is an emotional indicator - 45 degrees is happy, 90 degrees is alarm."
She pointed at the tail feathers that were almost standing up like antennae and said, "Look at this magnitude, it's definitely an emergency!"
Sure enough, the white wagtail, clutching a lock of Yao Yingzhe's hair, was about to take flight, chirping impatiently: "Hurry up, follow me! We've found two-legged animals carving random words on the glacier!"
Xu Ying quickly translated for Yao Yingzhe: "It says someone carved words on the glacier!!!"
"Okay! I'll go right away!" Yao Yingzhe muttered as he trotted. "These days, to be an environmental volunteer, you have to know bird language."
Leaving everyone staring at his receding figure and the "fierce bandit bird" shining in the sun, the barrage of comments exploded again:
Today's Best CP: Wig Old Man x Bandit Bird
[Hahaha, can the white wagtail's big beard be used as a wig to cover our teacher Yao?]
[He looks like a ruthless criminal, but he's actually quite kind-hearted. I suggest the scenic spot give the white wagtail a mini police badge.]
Yao Yingzhe followed the white wagtail and ran wildly in the snow, one step deep and one step shallow. His gray wig fluttered in the biting cold wind, making him look like a dandelion swaying in the wind.
After turning an ice hill, I saw several young people in jackets gathered in front of the glacier, with the shining "weapons" in their hands flashing coldly in the sun.
"Stop! It's illegal to damage the glacier!"
Elder Yao roared breathlessly, his voice still echoing on the ice. The white wagtail beside him had turned into a black and white lightning and swooped down.
"Ouch!" The attacked young man jumped up, holding the back of his head, and the metal object in his hand hit the ice with a "bang".
Yao Yingzhe staggered forward, and when he saw the "murder weapon" clearly, his old face suddenly turned red - this was not a carving knife, it was clearly a sophisticated laser thermometer!
Several young people had their work badges of "Glacier Research Institute of the Scientific Research Institute" pinned on their chests.
"Misunderstanding! A huge misunderstanding!"
Yao Yingzhe frantically adjusted his wig, only to see the white wagtail circling relentlessly over the students' heads, flapping its wings like an unreasonable police officer.
[The fierce bandit bird: I would rather kill a thousand people by mistake! ]
[White Wagtail: I'm determined to achieve this performance today!]
[I suggest giving the bird a pair of reading glasses! ]
[Why would the gangster brother make a false police report? Our old man Yao has been running so hard!]
This white wagtail is as clever as its name suggests.
Senior Yao quickly bowed and apologized to the group of students.
But the white wagtail refused to give in, chasing the students and pecking at them furiously, as if cursing: "How dare you quibble! I saw you sneaking around with my own eyes!"
(End of this chapter)
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