Chapter 270: Difficult to Serve
Jiayao stood on the vast snowy plain, blinking in bewilderment: "What is this for?"
He looked down at the chubby marmot at his feet, which was staring at him with expectant eyes.
[Idiot, of course I want you to take me to the meeting point!]
The marmot said with obvious disdain, "If I were to walk in the snow by myself, I wouldn't have time to eat."
Seeing that Jiayao couldn't understand his "rat talk", the furry little bully suddenly stood up with a somersault, gestured with his short front paws in front of his chest, and began his unique "body language performance".
It first patted its round belly and pointed at the two bundles of sand onions on the ground; it then pointed at Jiayao's professional hiking boots, as if to say, "You have legs, why don't you use them?"; then it opened its arms and made a standard "want a hug" gesture; finally, it sniffed hard with its little nose in the direction of the gathering point, and its whiskers trembled.
The live broadcast room has exploded:
[Does Jiayao have to carry it to the meeting point? It's too lazy to walk!]
[Hahahaha, this body language is amazing, it's even clearer than my three-year-old nephew's]
[Marmot: This generation of bipeds has a poor understanding, even though I’m performing so hard.]
[I suggest assigning this gentleman a translator! The kind that starts with three pounds of nuts a day.]
[Don't go ahead! I'm offering five pounds of melon seeds for a translation position!]
The photographer who was following the filming was trying so hard to hold back his laughter that his shoulders were shaking. He silently pushed over a mini cart that the production team had prepared in advance. The cart had a shiny red body, two small wheels covered with non-slip rubber, and a small flag with "Express Delivery" written on it was erected on the back, fluttering in the cold wind.
It turned out that Station Master Xiao Xu had already given a warning, saying that this groundhog was a troublemaker, so the program team specially prepared this small cart for this purpose, and unexpectedly it really came in handy.
"You want me to pull the cart?"
Jiayao's voice was drifting away. He looked down at the cart and then at the marmot, still not recovering from the shock of "a popular idol transformed into a rickshaw driver".
In the blink of an eye, the marmot took action with lightning speed.
It held a bundle of shallot rhizomes in each of its paws, and with a kick of its hind legs, it jumped onto the cart with a "whoosh". Its movements were so agile that its chubby body was completely invisible.
After getting on the bus, he did not forget to neatly stack the food beside him, just like a nobleman preparing for a picnic.
[Set off! ]
The marmot's tone was full of excitement. It patted the armrest with its paws and the tip of its tail wagged happily.
Thus, Jia Yao, a popular male idol in the entertainment industry, began his journey of "pulling a cart for marmots" on the vast snowy plains.
The wheels of the cart left two cheerful tracks on the snow. Jiayao's scarf fluttered behind him, while the "passenger" leaned comfortably on the back of the cart, adjusting his sitting position from time to time.
The cold wind blew the marmot's ears back like two small flags fluttering in the wind. It would point its paws left and right, like a boss directing drivers; then it would pick out the most delicious roots from the food pile and chew them happily with a "crunch, crunch" sound.
When the cart passed a snow slope, the little guy even stood up excitedly, with his front paws resting on the handrails, as if he was riding a roller coaster.
The melody of "Jingle Bells" played in the background at just the right time, adding a touch of humor. The director of the follow-up filming had an idea and used a drone to shoot from high above. In the picture, only a small red dot was seen speeding across the white snowfield, leaving a long trail behind it, just like Santa Claus's sleigh - if Santa Claus had animals pulling the sleigh.
The live broadcast room barrage has completely lost control:
What kind of modern-day Xiangzi is this? Xiangzi would offer a cigarette to anyone who sees him.
[I suddenly feel that Jiayao has been quite unlucky in both episodes. In the last episode, he was attacked by a camel and chased by a Przewalski's horse. In this episode, he was a driver for a marmot.]
[I mean, this marmot really knows how to enjoy himself! He even chose a good-looking driver.]
[The way it directs the direction is the same as my grandfather's when he drives!]
This majestic little creature is definitely a candidate for the cutest wild animal of the year.
What’s even more amazing is that when the cart passed a snow pile, the marmot suddenly squeaked twice. Jiayao subconsciously braked, only to see the “old man” slowly climb down from the cart, solve his physiological problems next to the snow pile (pee), then climb back up gracefully, and patted Jiayao’s shoulder with his paw to signal him to keep going.
The whole set of movements is smooth and flowing, interpreting the word "commanding people" to the extreme.
This magical scene was quickly recorded and forwarded by netizens, and the topic #佳尧拉载车for地麻狗# became a hot search at rocket speed.
The most popular comment in the topic was: "I suggest that the program team change the name to "Super Boy: The Road to Re-employment of Top Idols", and the number of likes instantly exceeded 100,000.
Meanwhile, on the snowy plain, Jiayao was still trudging along, his breath condensing in the air. He glanced back at his "passenger," who was happily munching on a scallion, and suddenly a thought struck him: "Wait, you're not just rewatching the last episode and trying to mess with me, are you?"
This is treating him as a soft persimmon!
The marmot paused for a moment, a sly glint flashing in its small, black eyes. It slowly and methodically finished the last bite of the sand onion, and then—
[Let’s go! Don’t stop!]
[Pay attention to the traffic ahead!]
The scooter drew an even more cheerful trail across the snowy plains. And the number of people watching the livestream began to soar again!
When Jia Yao arrived at the assembly point breathlessly dragging Uncle Marmot, Xu Ying had already skillfully prepared the herbs and asked the medical staff to decoct medicine for Lu Jinyu.
She looked up and saw Jiayao's figure, and excitedly waved and shouted:
"Jia Yao! You're finally back!"
She rushed forward in two steps and handed over a cup of steaming ginger tea.
Jiayao took the cup and without even saying a word, he tilted his head back and drank it down in gulps. The boiling hot tea slid down his throat, dispelling the chill brought by pulling the cart in the snow.
He let out a long sigh, raised his hand and wiped the corner of his mouth, and only then did he feel alive again.
On the other side, the marmot uncle was still sitting on his small trailer as steady as a rock, with no intention of getting off.
It lazily leaned against the back of the car, its front paws resting leisurely on the armrests, its round belly rising and falling slightly with its breathing, like a master who had just enjoyed a private car ride. Its eyes were half-closed, and it smacked its lips from time to time, as if savoring the bundle of sand onion roots it had just nibbled on the way. The tip of its tail twitched gently with pleasure, clearly showing its great satisfaction with this "human-powered sled" service.
The audience in the live broadcast room saw this and the barrage instantly flooded the screen:
[Marmot: Have we arrived yet? I haven't sat enough yet!]
【Jiayao: Tired as a dog. Marmot: It feels so good. I'll call you next time.】
This comparison is hilarious. Jiayao is panting from exhaustion, while Marmot is all "great service, five-star rating" on his face.
The assistant director then announced through a loud speaker: "The last celebrity guest has arrived with his animal friend."
"Congratulations to all the guests for successfully completing the Snow Mountain Adventure to find friends segment. This will unlock a 200,000 yuan charity fund reward for the rescue station!"
(End of this chapter)
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