Chapter 263 I'm Not Love-Brained
"Two hundred and five~"
Yao Yingzhe was chanting in the rock ptarmigan's ear, and the rock ptarmigan was also a chatterbox. It responded to every word Yao Yingzhe said. Although the man and the bird were talking separately, they seemed to be inexplicably in sync.
[I give up, this live broadcast room is really too noisy! ]
It's unparalleled how one person and one bird can create the feeling of a downtown area.
[It feels like they're talking at cross purposes. I'm not sure what Rock Thunderbird's impression of Uncle Yao is.]
[Needless to say, between extremes, it's either extremely good or extremely bad.]
Yao Yingzhe and the rock ptarmigan walked back to the meeting point while chatting. Xu Ying, who was at the meeting point, couldn't help but be surprised to see that the first person to come back with an animal friend was the oldest Yao Yingzhe.
“Oh, I’m the first one.”
When Yao Yingzhe returned, he realized he was the first to arrive. A confident smile spread across his face. "Older people are always more experienced. No matter how popular you youngsters are, you can't win over the animals with my charisma."
Rock Thunderbird tilted his head: "Two hundred and five~"
When it saw Xu Ying, it flew to her side and said, "Do you love me?"
The rock ptarmigan is an animal guest introduced by the snow weasel to work on the show, and Xu Ying gave it an "employee on-the-job training course."
[Webmaster Xiao Xu, I'm back, please tell this old man to shut up!]
[He actually said I was in love. I'm not in love. I'm just as affectionate as a beast.]
Xu Ying burst out laughing: "It's true that love doesn't bring longevity."
[Can you make me a custom nameplate? I want to change my name.]
The rock ptarmigan touched the satellite positioning ring on its neck with its beak. This is a ring that the program team puts on animals to make it easier for them to find cooperative animal partners. If the animals are in danger, they can also ask the program team for help through the satellite positioning ring.
The name on the rock ptarmigan's satellite positioning ring is "Lei Bao."
"Why do you suddenly want to change the name?" Xu Ying was confused. He named this rock ptarmigan Lei Bao during the training class, and it liked the name very much.
Upon hearing this, the Rock Ptarmigan excitedly boasted to Xu Ying, "I've been giving rabbits to the Snowy Owl for two months straight. Yesterday, it finally remembered me and called me by my name. It was wrong, but it's okay. I can change it right away!"
Xu Ying:?
If this isn’t love-brained, what is it?
Being stared at by the Rock Ptarmigan's sincere gaze, Xu Ying couldn't bear to spoil its fun: "What do you want to be called?"
[I want to yell: "Get lost!"]
Because Snowy Owl told me to "Go Away" several times yesterday with an agitated expression, I think it must have remembered my name wrong. It's okay, I can change my name to "Go Away" right away!
Xu Ying: 6.
Yao Yingzhe watched Xu Ying and the rock ptarmigan communicate so smoothly that he couldn't help but ask Xu Ying, "What are you two talking about? Is this rock ptarmigan saying something bad about me?"
Xu Ying smiled and translated the conversation between him and Rock Thunderbird to Yao Yingzhe. Yao Yingzhe's eyes widened after listening to it. "I just said so much to him, but this guy didn't listen to a word I said!"
"It's over, this is a late stage of love brain and there's no cure!"
After listening to Xu Ying's translation, netizens couldn't hold back.
[Hahaha, this isn't love-brained, this is dog-licking, oh no, bird-licking.]
[I laughed until I crowed! This bird is so affectionate. Don’t you know that you and the snowy owl are reproductively isolated?]
[Teacher Yao's "talk therapy" for the late stage of love brain, this is already a terminal illness! ]
Xu Ying changed the subject of Rock Thunderbird's request to change its name: "We'll talk about the name change in the next episode. First, let me introduce you to the netizens."
[Oh, okay~]
Upon hearing this, the rock ptarmigan obediently stood on the wooden stake next to Xu Ying, squatting on the stake like a fat snow man, dignified and beautiful.
"I'm sure everyone has heard of the nine sons of the dragon."
Xu Ying smiled and asked, "But do you know what the next line of 'The dragon gave birth to nine sons' is?"
Yao Yingzhe immediately responded: "A phoenix gives birth to nine chicks, right?"
Xu Ying gave him a thumbs up.
She began to recount this legend: "Legend has it that the Rock Thunderbird is the eighth child of the Phoenix, wrapped in thunder and lightning. The Phoenix is very loyal, and all nine of its children were born to the Phoenix. All nine of their children are also devoted."
"In mythology, the Rock Thunderbird fell in love with a great mortal general. It used its own lightning to help him drive away his enemies. However, because immortals were not allowed to interfere in mortal affairs, it was captured and imprisoned in heaven."
After hearing the legend about himself, the rock ptarmigan's face turned sad, like the melancholic little prince: [Hehe, why can't lovers be together?]
【Oh, this guy is quite the drama queen. 】
[A little snow chicken who is very good at touching himself~]
"The rock ptarmigan is a very sociable bird that will approach humans. Their nickname is snow chicken."
Xu Ying introduced: "Rock ptarmigans generally live in alpine meadows at altitudes between 2,500 and 5,000 meters. Their feathers change with the seasons. Now it's snowy season, and they look like this, white and furry."
"The rock ptarmigan is a herbivorous bird that eats leaves, flowers, and fruits. It can help us find and spread the seeds of the Xishan snow lotus."
Yao Yingzhe couldn't wait to rub his hands and asked Xu Ying, "Master Xu, I brought my animal friend back. Please ask it what it thinks of me."
Xu Ying turned to Yan Lei Niao and asked softly, "Yan Lei Niao, if you were asked to describe your impression of these uncles using the four evaluations of 'very poor', 'acceptable', 'good' or 'very good', which one would you choose?"
The rock ptarmigan's small black eyes glanced at Yao Yingzhe and slowly uttered two words: [Passed.]
[He opposes my free love!]
At this point, it paused again: [But this uncle responded to every word I said, his attitude was pretty good.]
Yao Yingzhe was disappointed when he heard what Xu Ying said. "These little animals are really hard to deal with."
"Actually, you have to treat it with the right medicine. It's a love-brained person, so just teach it some earthy love words, and it'll definitely be satisfied."
Xu Ying consoled her, "You get two points for passing, but Teacher Yao was the fastest to bring back the little animal friend, so you get an extra four points, so you've currently got six!"
Yao Yingzhe regretted not knowing more about the snow mountain animals. He looked at the illustrated guide released by the program team and said, "What a mistake, what a mistake." But six points is still a lot. He sat back in the tent contentedly, holding his thermos cup and crossing his legs, waiting for the others to return.
At this time, the Tibetan fox wandering around the Snow Lotus No. 1 planting area appeared.
The Tibetan fox was holding a small animal in its mouth. It took small steps towards Xu Ying and placed the small animal in front of Xu Ying: "Master Xu, I'm back from hunting. Today I caught prey at lightning speed. Isn't that impressive?"
(End of this chapter)
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