An Jiu is very good at telling stories and is very good at seeking benefits and avoiding harm. She puts all the blame on the tyrant.
The emperor can't commit suicide...
So it doesn't matter what the tyrant does, the emperor can't do anything to him, the key is she, she can't let this guy catch any mistakes.
However, the narrative method also needs to be changed. Although the tyrant is the emperor and bears the title of emperor, the emperor should be removed and made to feel that it was not him who did the bad thing.
It's the tyrant.
They are two people.
An Jiu said, "That person insisted on tying my hair, how could I dare to stop him?"
The emperor nodded. That rude guy always did things that were inexplicable.
But the pink hairband is pretty nice...
"When we got to the street, he looked very hungry. There were a lot of delicious food at the roadside stalls, so he went to eat. I couldn't stop him, so I had to pay the money. Otherwise, it would be hard to say what would happen if the stalls there started a commotion."
The emperor heaved a sigh of relief. That greedy devil, he was well fed and well fed in the palace, did he starve to death?
An Jiu continued, "There are some things that don't taste good, and he doesn't like them. I gave them to you, and you don't want to eat them either, but I don't dare to disobey him."
The emperor was shocked.
Is this shameless?
Why do you give others food that you don't like?
He remembered that Lin Qi reported to him that Xiao Ji had eaten a candy ball, and he thought Xiao Ji had taken the opportunity to seduce the idiot.
So there isn't any...
snort!
Seeing that the emperor's expression had eased a little, An Jiu continued, "I went to that shop by chance. I didn't expect that the man was not only handsome, but also had such high martial arts skills. I entered the shop in the blink of an eye..."
The emperor was a little disdainful.
[The Emperor said that a man's appearance is the least important, but a woman's appearance is superficial. 】
An Jiu: "..."
"That person smelled the smell on the boss lady, and he wanted to ask where the smell came from, but the boss lady was frightened. I was so anxious that I beat her. Although I felt sorry for her, I got the news. It was also a coincidence that after we ran away from the shop, we went to the inn again..."
This is the part that the emperor cares about the most.
He was afraid that others would accuse him of molesting the boss's wife.
An Jiu knew that this was the focus of this incident.
Yan Jie's memorial said "perverted flower-picking thief", these words deeply stimulated the emperor, and perhaps with the straight male remarks of the secret guards, the emperor thought the matter was very, very, very serious.
He might have already imagined that everyone in the Xia Dynasty knew that the emperor flirted with women in the street, and he was a pervert...
It's like you walked all the way with your underwear tucked into your skirt, and then found out when you got home. This kind of embarrassment of realizing it belatedly, coupled with the macro scene imagined, is what makes the emperor break down.
Therefore, Anjiu must weaken this point as soon as possible...
"Your Majesty, remember that inn, right? There was the innkeeper in red. It was a coincidence that she was known to the landlady, and we just happened to meet. I even asked the landlady about it, and she said that the man just grabbed her clothes and smelled them. He was just a child, how could he have so many dirty thoughts? He was trying to smell something. The landlady also said that he didn't touch her body at all. He really just smelled her clothes. It's just that from our angle, there was a misunderstanding..."
The emperor seemed relieved.
[Is this really true?] Then why did Lin Qi say that I dived into the boss lady's chest and molested her? 】
An Jiu: "..."
Is this Lin Qi a devil?
He wasn't beaten to death by the emperor?
Is there anyone who speaks like that?
An Jiu added: "Your Majesty, that person is really a child. What bad thoughts can a child have? Please don't bother with him."
The emperor looked up at An Jiu.
He is not a fool either.
But I was indeed comforted.
Can……
The emperor said with a half-smile: "My secret guards saw you hit me on the head."
An Jiu: "..."
this……
Is this ever going to end?
She got hit on the head, and two people came to settle the score with her?
Also, what’s the matter with this secret guard?
"Your Majesty, please forgive me. I was in a hurry and patted him lightly. If it weren't for that, he would still refuse to leave and the government would be called in, which would be a bad ending."
An Jiu narrowed her eyes, and said with an attitude of dying together: "It turns out that your Majesty's secret guards were there at the time, why didn't they stop that person? I, a weak woman, can't stop him, but they are powerful in martial arts, they should be able to stop him, right?"
The emperor narrowed his eyes.
[That’s right, these secret guards are becoming increasingly useless. 】
[Her ability to adapt to changing circumstances is not even as good as that of a palace maid.] 】
【but……】
[Do you recognize me? ? ? ? 】
Screaming Chicken is online again.
After the emperor finished his roar, An Jiu said, "Your Majesty, don't worry. It was dark at the time. People were coming and going. The man was tall. Most people saw his body instead of his face at first sight... Even if they saw him, they would only think that he looked alike. There are so many people who look alike these days. I often can't tell the difference between the little palace maids and eunuchs in the palace..."
In fact, she could tell the difference, but the emperor couldn't...
Moreover, the emperor's height and appearance stood out from the crowd. An Jiu believed that anyone who had seen him would definitely be impressed.
But none of this matters!
really……
The sound of the screaming chickens stopped.
There was a sudden silence in his ears, and An Jiu was a little uncomfortable with it.
The emperor walked around the ground several times.
He coughed dryly and said, "This time, I will consider your merits as offsetting your faults, but next time, don't hit my head again, or I will never let you off easily."
An Jiu finally breathed a sigh of relief.
This feels more tiring than the previous day's work.
She picked up the memorial from the ground, put it on the table, and silently lit a stick of incense for the solemn minister.
I hope the emperor can let bygones be bygones and not take you to heart, and see you as a good official who is serious, responsible and wants to make progress, but you just have bad luck.
"These memorials have been sorted out." The emperor said this.
[I've been busy being angry all day. There are so many things piling up. It's annoying to look at them. I've also increased her monthly salary, but she still doesn't give me more work...]
【snort! 】
An Jiu was about to say "The harem is not allowed to interfere in government affairs", but she remembered what Eunuch Li said and finally gave up.
Because the New Year is coming soon, there are a lot of memorials to ask for good luck, and An Jiu doesn't feel bored anymore. It's a good opportunity to learn about the geography of the country, how many counties there are, what they grow and eat, and some officials write quite interesting things...
After looking for a while, An Jiu discovered that this Xia was indeed a dynasty that had never appeared in history, which meant that this was a completely unfamiliar world.
I don't know if I can go back in the future. I still have several thousand dollars in my bank card that I haven't spent. If I had known earlier, I would have bought a box of cherries to eat...
Thinking of cherries, An Jiu couldn't help swallowing.
I don't know if there are cherries in this era. If there are, they should be called cherries...
She was lost in thought and didn't notice that the emperor had been staring at her for a long time...
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