Chapter 35 Daily 03
Daily 03
(one)
I went to my parents' house for dinner today, and my mother deliberately criticized the food my father bought in front of me. I was very angry. Even if the food my father worked so hard to buy is not so delicious, we should still praise his hard work!
My mom: It’s not tasty!
Me: Delicious!
My mom: It’s not delicious!
Me: It’s delicious!
Then I stood in front of my dad like a mother hen: Don’t talk about Dad! I am Dad’s bodyguard!
Brother 6 laughed to death beside him: Are you and dad the only two people in this guard team?
I said fiercely: Why don’t you join us! Aren’t you on the same team with me?
Brother 6: I am in the baby guard team, and I am the only one in it.
Speechless. I feel like the whole family is so childish.
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(two)
Some time ago, I was used to using Mac to write papers and work, and I threw my big monitor and little yellow duck mechanical keyboard aside to collect dust. Brother Liu complained about it, saying that I was fickle, but I ignored it.
I've been using it for a few months, but today I was so exhausted from writing my thesis that I suddenly wanted to go back to using a monitor and mechanical keyboard.
In the evening, Brother 6 saw me typing away beside him and said, "Are you favoring the little yellow duck again? You really are a person with such a change of mind."
Me: (deliberately) I’m just like that, I get bored easily with something, so you better be careful...
Brother 6: (Immediately) You will never get tired of me in your entire life. I know that I am the most special.
Me: This friend really likes to flatter himself.
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(three)
Because a few days ago when I was walking home, a bee suddenly flew onto my neck and scared me half to death, so when I passed this road home yesterday, Brother 6 suddenly pulled me past quickly.
Brother 6: Hurry up, hurry up, or another bee will come and sting you.
Me: How did you know it was going to sting me? Why would I sting? Did you send it?
Brother 6: (Answered immediately) Because you are so sweet.
Me: ...(ω)
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(Four)
My mom always likes to peek at my Weibo, I'm really speechless!
We were just chatting at the dinner table, and I thought the wife of a childhood friend of mine lived with his younger brother.
I said: "Isn't this a bad idea? Living together is a bit...
Then my mother said: They live separately, do you think this is another story about a younger brother-in-law?
I:? ? ? ?
I vomited blood on the spot. It was so strange and embarrassing to hear her say such things about her brother-in-law! She must have secretly watched "Zhong Yi" on my Weibo. I fainted! This is more embarrassing than asking me to streak naked! I am speechless!!!
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(five)
Regarding Sang Renzi’s obsession with plmm, he has been so obsessed with beautiful women lately that he almost forgot about Qianxi.
I've been loving watching Creation Camp recently and am crazy about watching PLMM.
Brother 6 complained about me: You must be a man, right? You force me to accompany you to create something every day. I am speechless.
Me: I love plmm!
Now, he is squeezing fruit juice in the kitchen and singing the theme song of 101.
Even after dinner, when I was singing the theme song of Creation 3.
Me: Stand at ease, please report~
He can also perfectly connect: smile at first sight~
Then he continued: Hold your head high, chest out, waist in, don't scream, your chest is bouncing~~
Me: …………………………Speechless, didn’t you agree that I’m a big man and you shouldn’t look at me?
I've been loving Lisa a lot lately, and I think she's such a beautiful human Barbie (trembling).
Me: How can Lisa be so pretty! How can she be so beautiful! Those legs, those hands! She looks like a doll!!!
Brother 6: The big guy who picks his toes is here again.
Me: So cute, so cute, her smile melts my heart, I love her so much! ! ! !
6 snail: Speechless, speechless, crazy!!
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(six)
I went out on a date with my sixth brother today. In order to celebrate my holiday, Children's Day, I insisted on taking him to a park where only children would go.
After entering the park, I felt that he was very uncomfortable.
Me: What are you doing?
Brother 6: Hey, I always feel like I am out of place here. There are kids everywhere. I am not you. You are here for a place that suits your age, but I am not.
Me: (covering my mouth) My friend, you are so good at talking!!
Then I dragged him to ride a children's roller coaster with me, and played bumper cars, and then reluctantly left the park.
Me: How was it? Wasn’t it fun?
Brother 6: No, the roller coaster really hurt me all over… (my urge to survive kicked in) But it’s okay, this is considered a parent-child activity!! I’m spending Children’s Day with my baby!!!!
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So, I wish all you sisters a happy Children's Day in advance! Each of you is a lovable and lovely baby! Be happy every day! I'll try to get the "One Thousand and One Nights" short story online next week!! I know you've all been waiting for Butterfly Master Luo for a long time!! Waiting for me!!!
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