Chapter 48 Broken Leg
“…”
To be honest, Ji Yunzhou really wants to pry open Gu Yuan's head to see if there is a brain inside?
Who is taking advantage of whom?
If Ji Yunzhou was not around during this period, could Gu Yuan be able to roam freely in the ghost world?
What's more, Gu Yuan is still a child who doesn't know how to go home. Today he went to visit someone's grave with that ghost.
Tomorrow, while strolling in the sea of red spider lilies, he would collapse into a small soul, motionless, unless there was a special connection between them.
In this vast ghost world, where can we find him?
I'm really afraid that this little bastard will suddenly get the urge to drink Meng Po soup and be reincarnated.
Ji Yunzhou said calmly, "You and I both exist in this world as human beings, so we must follow the marriage law."
Gu Yuan stared at the manual, then at Ji Yunzhou, and suddenly an idea struck him: "What if I refuse? Will you kick me out?"
He almost laughed out loud, this was exactly what he wanted!
Anyway, his catastrophe has passed, and his body has been healed by Ji Yunzhou.
He also learned half of Ji Yunzhou's skills, and now he is Master Gu!
He had let Ji Yunzhou sleep for so many years in vain...
Well, although it was only two years, what he had was very little, and he had given it all to Ji Yunzhou.
Ji Yunzhou smiled slightly, and that smile sent chills down Gu Yuan's spine: "No, but I will prepare bitter melon juice for you for breakfast every day, cancel your internet access, and..."
He paused deliberately. “I will enforce the last rule of the manual.”
Gu Yuan took a breath of cold air.
Too cruel!
Ji Yunzhou's move hits the vital point directly!
Forget about bitter melon juice, how can we survive without the internet?
Also, Ji Yunzhou is a bastard, he is very strong and there is no way he can escape from him.
"you..."
Gu Yuan was so angry that he didn't know what to say: "Where did you learn this from?"
Ji Yunzhou pointed to a line of small print at the bottom of the manual's cover: "Referenced from 'How to Get Along with a Rebellious Partner' and 'One Hundred Tips for Maintaining a Marriage'."
Gu Yuan was completely convinced.
He slumped in his chair and asked weakly, "So what happens now? Do we have to start living according to this manual?"
"Today is Chapter One: Breakfast Together."
Ji Yunzhou pointed to the breakfast package that had been completely devoured by Gu Yuan: "It's done."
Gu Yuan: "......"
So that meal just now was a trick?
"Next is Chapter 2: Getting familiar with the new home."
Ji Yunzhou made an "invite" gesture: "I'll show you around our new home."
"Wait, we?" Gu Yuan caught the key words.
"certainly."
Ji Yunzhou said as a matter of course: "We are engaged, so of course we have to live together, or..."
He narrowed his eyes. "You want to separate? There are separation clauses at the back of the handbook. The procedures required are more complicated, such as weekly relationship reports and monthly relationship assessment tests..."
Separation?
Don’t even think about it!
“Stop, stop, stop!”
Gu Yuan quickly interrupted him: "To visit the new house, right? Let's go, now!"
He finally understood that Ji Yunzhou came prepared, with all the terms and conditions clearly stated, just waiting for him to jump into the trap.
A wise man never suffers a loss in front of him. He cooperates first and then finds a chance to escape.
Ji Yunzhou took him around the house, and it had to be said that the house was really big.
But where did Ji Yunzhou get the money?
Gu Yuan suddenly wanted to die again.
Why did he act so willful and inhumane in the first place?
Now, not only do I have to be a human being, but I also have to be a person with a marriage contract, a handbook, and a bunch of family obligations!
"I want to go back to the ghost world..." he wailed.
Ji Yunzhou patted his shoulder gently: "Now that you are here, make the best of it. Maintaining a positive attitude is the beginning of a happy marriage."
Gu Yuan stared at those seemingly innocent eyes, and finally couldn't stand it anymore and yelled:
"Ji Yunzhou! I'm going to tear up that crappy manual!"
Ji Yunzhou blinked and pulled out another identical copy from somewhere: "I have plenty of backups."
Gu Yuan: "......"
He lowered his head in resignation: "Is it too late for me to escape now?"
"Handbook Article 201: What to do if a partner attempts to escape a divorced relationship."
Ji Yunzhou flipped open the manual and read aloud: "First, activate the location tracking system. Second, activate the emotional recall program. Finally, if the first two fail..."
"What will happen?" Gu Yuan asked nervously.
Ji Yunzhou closed the manual and smiled meaningfully: "Personally capture the runaway wife and break her legs so that he can't escape."
Gu Yuan's eyes went dark.
Some ghosts may seem harmless, but they are actually vixens waiting to dig a hole for you to jump into!
And he has fallen into the pit, which was dug by Grandpa Lin himself!
"You bastard..."
He cursed for the Nth time, but this time there was a hint of resignation and helplessness in his tone.
Ji Yunzhou reached out and ruffled his hair: "Welcome back, Gu Yuan."
Gu Yuan slapped his hand away, but the corners of his mouth unconsciously raised slightly.
Forget it, since I can't escape, I'll just have to play with this guy reluctantly.
After all, he is probably the only person in the world who can make him go to such great lengths.
This kind of cognition makes people feel a little proud for some reason.
"Also, as a condition for extending your life, you have to help the underworld catch ghosts to increase its performance, otherwise your soul will be scattered after you die." Ji Yunzhou suddenly said.
"What!"
Gu Yuan is about to explode.
When did this happen?
"You just can't stand seeing me idle and having an easy life, right? And you found me such a tough job?"
Ji Yunzhou shrugged and said jokingly, "You're not capable of that, are you? All the skills I taught you have been thrown away."
Provocation!
Gu Yuan immediately jumped up: "A man can't say no!"
"Then your first commission has arrived."
Ji Yunzhou said calmly, "The old lady next door is being pestered. She charges five hundred."
Gu Yuan was stunned: "Wait! I haven't..."
Ji Yunzhou had already opened the wardrobe, picked out a set of clothes for Gu Yuan to change into, and even sprayed him with perfume.
"You're fucking sick!"
Gu Yuan sneezed and raised his middle finger with his left hand.
"You go by yourself. I still have things to take care of. I'll come back to take you out for dinner in the evening. Gu Yuan, be good." Ji Yunzhou leaned over and kissed his cheek.
He has already comforted himself like this, what else can I say?
Outside the window, Black Impermanence said to White Impermanence while eating melon seeds: "I bet ten billion ghost money that they will definitely divorce within six months."
Bai Wuchang shook his head: "Too slow, three months."
After Ji Yunzhou left, Gu Yuan reluctantly walked to the door frame of the old lady's house next door and drew talismans on it with smooth movements.
"Grandma, have you been dreaming about your deceased spouse recently?"
He asked proactively.
The old lady's eyes widened: "Young man, how did you know?"
"Because your old man is squatting on the TV cabinet right now."
Gu Yuan pointed at the TV in the room and said, "He complained that the paper money you burned during Qingming Festival last year was counterfeit."
The Buddhist beads in the old lady's hand fell to the ground with a click.
Then he took out his phone and clicked on the payment code: "Exorcism 500, salvation plus 300, accept Huabei."
Twenty minutes later, Gu Yuan was standing in the corridor, dazed, clutching eight hundred yuan in cash.
His left hand was counting money, and his right hand was sending a message to Ji Yunzhou:
"See, how simple it is."
Ji Yunzhou replied: "Great! I'll treat you to dinner tonight."
"Fuck you!"
Gu Yuan typed greetings to Ji Yunzhou's eighteen generations of ancestors.
He was still cursing when the window of the old lady's house suddenly exploded. A translucent old man was bounced out by the golden light and fell right at Gu Yuan's feet.
"Stinky Taoist priest!"
The old ghost cursed: "I just peeked at the old lady next door taking a bath, what's wrong with that? What's it to you?"
Gu Yuan frowned.
He quickly formed a seal, and a golden light shattered the old ghost into smoke.
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