Chapter 57 Is this intentional?
“Junk food, unhealthy.”
Ji Yunzhou said it calmly.
Gu Yuan was really speechless!
His fried chicken! His burgers! His happiness!
"Ji Yunzhou, you..."
Gu Yuan was so angry that he was incoherent and almost threw the phone in his hand.
"What's wrong with me?"
Ji Yunzhou looked at him leisurely, with obvious provocation in his eyes: "I'm thinking about your health."
Gu Yuan took a deep breath and told himself to stay calm. He was only in his twenties and couldn't stand up to an old ghost who was over a thousand years old. He couldn't beat him anyway.
"Okay, you're cruel."
Gu Yuan gritted his teeth and picked up the phone again, "Then I'll order the most expensive one! Crayfish! Hairy crab! Full banquet! Use your card!"
Ji Yunzhou smiled upon hearing this, took out his wallet from his pocket, pulled out a black card and placed it on the table:
"As long as you don't order junk food."
Now it was Gu Yuan's turn to be stunned.
What is this operation?
You clearly don’t allow him to eat takeout, but you give him a card and let him order whatever he wants?
What's going on in this old ghost's head?
"What do you mean?"
Gu Yuan looked at the black card warily, as if it was some kind of trap.
"What I mean is, I can cook crayfish and hairy crabs for you myself. They're much better than takeout."
Ji Yunzhou folded his arms and looked at him with a smug smile on his face:
"As for the Manchu Han banquet...it may take some time, but if you really want to eat it, I can try."
Gu Yuan: "......"
He suddenly thought, maybe this old ghost isn't that annoying after all?
At least the cooking is really good.
But the next second, his eyes fell on the pot of steaming pork rib soup, and he immediately dismissed the idea.
No, this is definitely a conspiracy! Ji Yunzhou must be planning something even worse!
Gu Yuan thought firmly.
Ji Yunzhou looked at Gu Yuan's unpredictable expression and laughed in his heart, but his face remained serious.
It’s so fun to tease Gu Yuan. This marriage contract is worth signing.
Compared to the boring days of the past thousand years, watching this little guy jumping up and down every day is his greatest entertainment.
"Do you think I'll forgive you for throwing away my fried chicken burger just because you do this?"
Gu Yuan muttered softly, but his eyes involuntarily glanced towards the kitchen, imagining Ji Yunzhou wearing an apron and cooking crayfish.
Damn, this old guy even looks good in an apron, it’s totally unfair!
Ji Yunzhou said slowly, "It's expired. Eating it is bad for your health."
“I just bought it today!”
Gu Yuan stood up and tried to save his food, but was stopped by Ji Yunzhou.
The hand seemingly casually placed on his wrist made him unable to move.
"I said it's expired, so it's expired."
Ji Yunzhou's tone left no room for doubt, but there was a hint of teasing in his eyes.
He exerted a little force and pulled Gu Yuan closer.
Gu Yuan stamped his feet in anger, but he could do nothing.
He glared at Ji Yunzhou fiercely, turned around and rushed back to the bedroom, slamming the door shut with such force that the entire wall shook.
Ji Yunzhou stood in the living room, looking at the tightly closed door. The smile on his face gradually faded, replaced by a complex emotion.
He walked to the trash can, looked at the fried chicken packaging inside, and sighed softly.
"It was you who made me angry first..."
He whispered to himself, his tone filled with helplessness and doting.
Even though you clearly don't like him, you still have to call him dear and husband in order to achieve certain goals.
Because she knows that she likes him, she feels confident.
Ji Yunzhou obviously didn't want to let Gu Yuan go.
“You didn’t graduate from college.”
Ji Yunzhou knocked on Gu Yuan's door and said in a calm but unyielding voice: "You will go back to school in two days."
There was a muffled sound from the room, like the sound of a pillow hitting the door.
“…”
Gu Yuan was now slumped on the bed, staring at the ceiling with eyes filled with despair.
Hasn't he been a wandering soul for two years, and now he has to go to school after returning?
Who understands this kind of pain!
He just wanted to experience normal life, but that doesn’t mean he likes attending classes!
"I'm not going!"
He yelled to the door, "I've died once, I should enjoy life!"
Ji Yunzhou outside the door chuckled: "It is precisely because I died once that I have to live well. Besides..."
He paused, his voice full of obvious teasing: "You've been gone for so long, don't you want to see your brother?"
Gu Yuan froze instantly.
Damn it, how come this old ghost even knows this? !
The next morning, Gu Yuan walked out of the bedroom with dark circles under his eyes and found Ji Yunzhou sitting at the dining table reading a newspaper - a real paper newspaper that still smelled of ink.
"woke up?"
Ji Yunzhou didn't even look up, and slowly turned a page of the newspaper: "There's porridge in the kitchen."
Gu Yuan curled his lips, but honestly moved towards the kitchen.
It must be said that the porridge cooked by Ji Yunzhou is unique, fragrant, sticky and dense, melting in the mouth, and every time it can make Gu Yuan temporarily forget the grudges and hatreds with this old ghost.
"Um...about school..."
Gu Yuan asked tentatively while scooping porridge: "Can we discuss it again?"
Ji Yunzhou finally raised his head from behind the newspaper and looked at him with raised eyebrows: "What do you think?"
Just based on this expression, Gu Yuan knew there was no hope.
But he still struggled: "I'm 21! Going back to college? Sitting in class with a bunch of 18- and 19-year-old kids? It's so embarrassing!"
"Don't worry, I have arranged a special identity for you."
Ji Yunzhou put down the newspaper and smiled meaningfully: "Start from junior year."
Gu Yuan almost spit out a mouthful of porridge: "Junior year?! Ji Yunzhou, do you have any humanity! How can I catch up with the courses?"
"Or you can choose to go straight to senior year."
Ji Yunzhou said slowly, "If you can catch up on all the courses you missed in the past two years and pass the exams within a week."
Gu Yuan: "......"
This old ghost did it on purpose!
"Why do I have to go to school?"
Gu Yuan put down the bowl, puzzled: "Aren't you very rich? Enough for me to live a life of idleness and wait for death for ten lifetimes, right?"
Ji Yunzhou's expression suddenly turned serious: "It's precisely because I have plenty of money that I can't let you idle around all day."
He stood up, walked in front of Gu Yuan, and looked down at him: "Do you know what a human being who does nothing will eventually become?"
"What's that like?" Gu Yuan asked subconsciously.
“I’ll become a fat otaku.”
Ji Yunzhou said seriously: "I spend every day sitting on the sofa eating junk food and playing games. My weight has soared and my health has deteriorated..."
Gu Yuan felt insulted: "I won't become a fat otaku!"
"So you have to go study, Gu Yuan, be good."
Ji Yunzhou touched his head.
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