Chapter 70 Bastard Gu Yuan
Ji Yunzhou frowned: "What mission? Let me see."
Gu Yuan clicked on the task details and read aloud:
"Xingfu Community Building 4, Room 402, exorcism, 20,000, advance payment of 5,000 has been made."
The bank app indicated that five thousand yuan had indeed arrived.
This is the RMB automatically exchanged for the underworld's ghost money.
So humane!
Gu Yuan's eyes widened: "No? Catching ghosts is so high-tech now?"
"Just keep pace with the times."
Ji Yunzhou took out his phone: "Check this address."
The search results show that Xingfu Community is a high-end residential area, and a family massacre occurred in Room 402, Building 4 last year.
Gu Yuan's hand trembled and the phone fell to the ground
"This job is unacceptable, right? It's a ghost that will destroy your entire family!"
"What are you afraid of?"
Ji Yunzhou picked up the phone: "Haven't you died before? You have experience."
Gu Yuan: "...You, what are you talking about?"
Ji Yunzhou looked at him encouragingly: "This kid, you alone are completely enough."
Gu Yuan: "..."
He hugged Ji Yunzhou's arm and said, "Husband, dear husband, won't you come with me?"
Ji Yunzhou showed a standard smile and gently spread Gu Yuan's fingers apart one by one:
"Well, no, I have an important client appointment tomorrow. Come on, Yuanyuan, I believe in you."
Gu Yuan: "..."
At 7:30 in the evening, Gu Yuan stood at the door of Room 402.
The door suddenly opened a crack automatically, and a cold wind blew in my face.
"Forget it..."
Gu Yuan whispered: "Return the money..."
Thinking of Ji Yunzhou's encouraging expression, he made up his mind, closed his eyes and pushed open the door. There were three pairs of slippers at the entrance, two large and one small, all stained with brown stains.
There was a family photo hanging on the living room wall, and everyone's eyes were bleeding.
Gu Yuan cleared his throat, trying to look professional: "Stop playing tricks and come out to discuss terms! If you need money, I can burn some for you. The denominations of ghost money are quite large now. I guarantee that you will be the richest man in the underworld."
In an instant, all the lights went out.
A woman's laughter came from all directions, the voice sometimes far away and sometimes close: "Stinky Taoist priest, if you don't want to die, get out..."
Gu Yuan felt something wrapped around his ankle. He looked down and saw a pale little girl grinning at him: "Brother, play with me..."
"Fuck your sister!"
Gu Yuan subconsciously kicked, and the kick went straight through the little girl's body:
"Little boy, scaring people can kill them! Oh no, scaring people with ghosts is also immoral. Didn't your mother teach you that?"
He regretted it the moment he said it. The kid's mother was probably nearby, and she probably wasn't very friendly.
The little girl tilted her head, her eyes dark and hollow: "Mom said that disobedient children will be eaten~"
Then disappeared.
Gu Yuan took out a piece of talisman paper from his bag and muttered, "Show yourself!"
The talisman paper burned, emitting a faint blue light, illuminating the southwest corner.
There stood a female ghost in pajamas, her limbs twisted at strange angles, as if broken from a fall from a height.
Gu Yuan narrowed his eyes and looked at the female ghost carefully in the light of the talisman paper.
Strange, this woman doesn’t seem to be the hostess in the photo?
The hostess in the photo has long hair, while the female ghost has short hair and her facial features are also slightly different.
"I'm telling you, you've killed everyone, why are you still staying here?" Gu Yuan asked with some dissatisfaction.
The female ghost suddenly raised her head, her short hair moving in the wind. "You don't understand! What do you understand? I will make sure they don't have peace even after death!!"
Seeing this, Gu Yu simply gave up and sat down on the ground, pulling out a handful of melon seeds from his pocket: "Come on, come on, tell me your story."
The female ghost seemed to be at a loss for words after being stunned for a long time before she spoke softly:
"Why!!! These three people didn't die innocently at all!"
So for the next hour, Gu Yuan listened to a story that was comparable to an 8 o'clock soap opera.
It turned out that this lady was the original wife. Not only did her husband cheat on her, he also started another family outside and even conspired with the mistress to kill her daughter.
The ghost continued to cry, "After my daughter died, I was depressed and unhappy. That heartless man even tried to comfort me hypocritically. At the time, I had no idea the truth of what was happening. I thought he loved me deeply, so when he got into a car accident, I couldn't bear it anymore and... I committed suicide out of love."
The corner of Gu's mouth twitched: "Sister, you are a bit too love-brained..."
The female ghost didn't hear his complaints at all and continued to talk to herself: "After he died, I found out that he had a car accident on the way to find his mistress! He and his mistress actually had a son who was the same age as my daughter! The family photos in this house, including this house, all belonged to him and his mistress!"
The ghost girl's cries became even more shrill. "How can I accept this? What's even more disgusting is that my mother-in-law actually knows the whole story. It's all because I can't give birth to a boy!"
Gu Yuan touched his chin, thoughtfully: "So you... scared them all to death?"
The female ghost suddenly fell silent, and the temperature around her dropped several degrees.
Gu Yuan felt a chill on his back, waved his hands, and quickly added: "I'm just curious..."
"I didn't scare them to death."
The ghost girl's voice suddenly calmed down, but with a chilling chill: "It's all retribution."
Gu Yuan blinked: "Wait, that's a lot of information, so you're not the murderer?"
"no."
The ghost girl shook her head, her short hair fluttering as she moved. “That woman’s son got up to drink water one night and saw me standing by his bed. He was so scared that he rolled down the stairs and died.”
"Then what?"
Gu Yu took out another handful of melon seeds and listened with great interest.
"The woman was in a trance and hit and killed a girl while driving out to buy medicine. She was then killed by the girl's father."
There was a hint of meaning in the ghost girl's voice: "If this isn't retribution, what is it?"
"I see."
Gu Yu was filled with righteous indignation when he heard this: "This man is such a piece of shit! This kind of scumbag should go to hell! And that mother-in-law, her idea of favoring boys over girls is unacceptable!"
The female ghost was stunned by his sudden support and asked blankly, "You...you won't accept me?"
"What are you collecting? Am I the kind of Taoist priest who doesn't distinguish right from wrong?"
Gu Yuan waved his hand: "But it's not a good idea for you to stay here. It would be bad if you scare the neighbors. How about this, I'll help you find a good place."
He took out his phone and opened an app called 'Direct to the Underworld':
"See? Now there's a direct passage to the underworld. I'll apply for a priority reincarnation spot for you. In your next life, I guarantee you'll be born into a wealthy family, making those scumbags unaffordable!"
The female ghost leaned over to look at the phone screen doubtfully: "Is this true? Is the underworld so high-tech now?"
"Of course! Did you see the rating? 100% five-star rating!"
Gu Yuan swiped the screen: "You can also choose the reincarnation gift package. Do you want to add the 'unparalleled beauty' option? There is a promotion now, 20% off."
The ghost hesitated for a moment and pointed to an option on the screen: "Does this 'Wealthy Family' package include the 'Slap the Scumbag' service?"
"Including, including!" Gu Yu nodded.
In the end, the female ghost not only went to the underworld obediently, but also took the little girl to sign up together.
Gu Yuan enthusiastically helped them choose the 'Wealthy Family' and 'Incredible Beauty' packages.
Before leaving, the female ghost bowed to him with emotion:
"Master, you are such a good person."
Gu Yu wiped the sweat off his forehead and breathed a sigh of relief as he watched the figures of the female ghost and the little girl gradually disappear into the air.
At this moment, the phone suddenly rang. It was a message from Ji Yunzhou, who looked a little aggrieved:
"Are you done? Why haven't you called me to tell me to come home?"
When other people’s husbands come home late, their wives call to urge them to come home!
Humph! Gu Yuan, that little bastard!
Gu Yuan: "..."
What's wrong with you again?
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